ChickenSedan 💦🥩 (@chickensedan.bsky.social)
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view profile on Bluesky Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
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So are they going to co-opt the Hulk Hogan tribute they advertised earlier?
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Still not as bad as the time the MSU defender threw Michigan’s defender into his own QB and the Michigan guy got ejected for targeting
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Matt Patricia looks like Ryan Day’s ghost of Christmas future
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I’m 41 and I’ve never known a Republican Party that loved America more than it loves money
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He’s the only guy on the set that can pull it off
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Learning that adulterers go to hell by a guy in a MAGA hat
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The Poopsmith is here to bless us all for Week 1
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This is an advertisement for ham
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Hate hearing that. I’m so sorry for you and your family
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He’s the strength and conditioning coach
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And @jlangdon76.bsky.social made sure to ask him about it in the post game press conference at the MAC championship
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Bold, but correct
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Damn, I miss The Soup
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youtu.be/IGS2ti_NQhA?...
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The other day Giorgio barked to be let in. As soon as I got to the door, he turned around and peed on the couch cover right by the door
McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) reposted
To the rug— The good rug— NOW. No, Mom— Urrrrrp. I absolutely Hurrrrgh. Cannot wait Mmmmrgh! To get FLURRRRP! Outside.
da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne.bsky.social) reposted
IF YOUR THE JURY ITS UP TO YOU - dashare.zone ADMIN
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But how much for graphic design?
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Just watched season 2 of Shiny Happy People about Teen Mania and I kept telling my wife it was sure to come up
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Cash Borggreve
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Aubrey Huff
Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted
she should join the OutKick tailgate show and boost their numbers
ChickenSedan 💦🥩 (@chickensedan.bsky.social)
Austin Romaine’s nickname should be Big Lettuce
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O’Verby
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My wife is not paying attention to the game, but just heard the commentary mention “great tight ends”
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I’ve never understood the point of pitching the ball between the tackles. And they did it twice in the rain
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Football!
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You can’t deal with bad faith actors on the “merits” of what they’re saying. You don’t “gotta hand it to them”
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Uh-oh
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HBO needs to cool it with all these rebrands
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Don’t say justice-involved, but “officer-involved shooting” is fine
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Proving why alt text is important here
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Responded to a spam text from something called Restoring America with a picture of my dog telling them to fuck off. They immediately removed me from their list
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Had a fire in the backyard last night and my neighbor’s mom was on a tear. So many asides and tangents including her turning down Steve Izerman for a date because “she wasn’t into blonde guys”
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What an EG-NO-RA-MOOSE
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That’s because they think of themselves as fishers of men
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As a weekly WWR Raw watcher, I’m so glad he’s been off that show for a couple months now. A nice short reprieve until football season
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Desperately need to go back to Vietnam. Incredible place
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His DOB is listed as December 28, 2024
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Reject modernity, embrace tradition
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That’s not a class at Baylor, that’s their school motto
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This passport is clearly faked. It should only be valid for 5 years, as the bearer is under the age of 16
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There are Jazz Chisholms everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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The white tablecloth is still in pristine condition
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I knew there was a good joke in there somewhere and I’m so glad you found it
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Famously mentioned that he had a crush on 16-year-old Natalie Portman while filming
ChickenSedan 💦🥩 (@chickensedan.bsky.social)
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Sleve McDichael, Onson Sweemey, Bobson Dugnutt, Todd Bonzalez, Dwigt Rortugal, Shown Furcotte, Jeromy Gride
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I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life. I’m fighting for this hat
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The guy at the store said I’m the only capybara he’s ever seen pull it off
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Why is this seemingly sped up to like 1.2x? Is this some weird thing where they speed up the show to air more commercials
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Ever slide down the lanes?
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The center of my town. LGBTQIAF. The F stands for French apparently
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Stewart Mandel, professional pearl clutcher
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Unlike Stalions, Tim Allen actually gave information to the state
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Somewhere in Dexter, there’s a 20-year-long game of Campaign for Northern Africa going strong
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The man already has experience infiltrating the sidelines in disguise
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Stalions’ only real crime was littering
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Dorktown video on the impact of the 2-pointer
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Being able to walk to grocery stores, restaurants, bars, parks, etc.
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See also: Pimento on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Dennis Feinstein on Parks and Rec
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Paul Reubens as the last remaining Hapsburg on 30 Rock
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Let’s meet at the corner of Bob Sacamano St. and Mulva Boulevard
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This song feels very Tim Robinson/Sam Richardson coded
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I’m on ring #2. Ring #1 slipped off my finger in 2021 into, presumably, my mother-in-law’s trash can
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15 years. I like to have mine pretty lose. Constantly taking it off and spinning it on a table or something
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Of the ones I’ve worked at, Quebec City is probably the nicest
ChickenSedan 💦🥩 (@chickensedan.bsky.social)
DCA is the best, most convenient airport in the nation. How many other airports are right in the center of an urban area with easy transportation options?
ChickenSedan 💦🥩 (@chickensedan.bsky.social)
Domestically, it’s Philly with Kansas City being the runner-up (though I haven’t been there since they updated it) Internationally, I had an early flight out of Incheon on a big holiday weekend. Took me over an hour in line just to get to the ticket counter
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My grandmother would always get the ham and turkey for Christmas and I would eat so much of that turkey
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Personally, I don’t think it’s this bad. Tigers are back to relevant and I’ve only been a Lions fan since they’ve been good. Also, number would be quite a bit lower if it allowed for college fandom
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Anyway, buy all their playsets and toys
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I feel like Cheat Commandos never gets its due. My most controversial opinion is that it was funnier than Teen Girl Squad
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Stealing all his valuables
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How was the soup? Do I need to treat my wife to this place?
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The part of the neighborhood closer to Bancroft, that is
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The Orchard Hills neighborhood? That’s where I grew up
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Thought it was the Atlanta MSA, but it seems like that’s somewhere in between the grey and orange en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_A...
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Wonder if they got to see his extensive MLK Jr. memorabilia collection
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A face that makes women instinctually cover their drinks
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Schroedinger’s QB
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They’ve already cleaned up DC (got rid of the Wendy’s in Dave Thomas Circle)
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In addition to Olyphant, we’ve also had space Bill Burr
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Prequel Yoda might be the dumbest character in movie history. Talks about wanting peace all the time and then immediately deploys an army full of slave clones that some mysterious figure commissioned without his knowledge
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Yes, the balance was way off before Anakin got there. He just evened the sides a bit
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The only logical conclusion from the prequels is that the Jedi order was self-important, ineffective, and not worth preserving
ChickenSedan 💦🥩 (@chickensedan.bsky.social)
Rey coming from nothing and having unremarkable parents was the best decision they could have made
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Personally, I’m kinda glad Rian Johnson is free from such a toxic fanbase. Knives Out and Poker Face are also tremendous
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10 penalties for 97 yards in a victory is the standout to me
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Gonna bust up the teenagers selling water
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I think I’ve found the dumbest question ever posted on Reddit
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He’s wearing the number 190? What even is preseason football?