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ChickenSedan 💦🥩

@chickensedan.bsky.social

Member of the @sickoscommittee.bsky.social ITYSL is far too annoyingly part of my personality Meat tank appreciator

created July 3, 2023

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Don’t look now. I’m just a friendly reminder

Michigan Homsar license plate
3/9/2025, 9:39:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.

2/9/2025, 11:20:05 PM | 6257 1822 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:02:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So are they going to co-opt the Hulk Hogan tribute they advertised earlier?

31/8/2025, 1:59:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still not as bad as the time the MSU defender threw Michigan’s defender into his own QB and the Michigan guy got ejected for targeting

31/8/2025, 1:56:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt Patricia looks like Ryan Day’s ghost of Christmas future

30/8/2025, 6:55:17 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m 41 and I’ve never known a Republican Party that loved America more than it loves money

30/8/2025, 2:13:13 PM | 128 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s the only guy on the set that can pull it off

30/8/2025, 1:44:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Learning that adulterers go to hell by a guy in a MAGA hat

30/8/2025, 1:28:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Poopsmith is here to bless us all for Week 1

30/8/2025, 1:19:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an advertisement for ham

30/8/2025, 1:19:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hate hearing that. I’m so sorry for you and your family

29/8/2025, 5:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s the strength and conditioning coach

29/8/2025, 2:44:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:15:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And @jlangdon76.bsky.social made sure to ask him about it in the post game press conference at the MAC championship

29/8/2025, 12:38:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bold, but correct

28/8/2025, 3:16:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, I miss The Soup

28/8/2025, 3:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/IGS2ti_NQhA?...

28/8/2025, 2:57:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other day Giorgio barked to be let in. As soon as I got to the door, he turned around and peed on the couch cover right by the door

28/8/2025, 2:55:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the rug— The good rug— NOW. No, Mom— Urrrrrp. I absolutely Hurrrrgh. Cannot wait Mmmmrgh! To get FLURRRRP! Outside.

28/8/2025, 1:41:00 AM | 265 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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IF YOUR THE JURY ITS UP TO YOU - dashare.zone ADMIN

A COOL SKELTON HOLDEN A BAD A$$ SWORD THAT THEY GOT AT DA FLEA MARKET AND THERE EXCITED TO SHOW PEOPLE BUT NOT EVERY ONE APPRECATES DA WORK THAT GOES INTO MAKING A BEUTIFUL PEACE OF STEEL, AND DA TEXT SAYS
9/12/2024, 10:12:13 PM | 833 289 | View on Bluesky | view

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But how much for graphic design?

28/8/2025, 1:39:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am in this picture and I don’t like it

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28/8/2025, 1:35:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just watched season 2 of Shiny Happy People about Teen Mania and I kept telling my wife it was sure to come up

27/8/2025, 10:43:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cash Borggreve

25/8/2025, 2:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aubrey Huff

24/8/2025, 5:35:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she should join the OutKick tailgate show and boost their numbers

23/8/2025, 11:21:16 PM | 397 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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Austin Romaine’s nickname should be Big Lettuce

23/8/2025, 4:38:44 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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O’Verby

23/8/2025, 4:36:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife is not paying attention to the game, but just heard the commentary mention “great tight ends”

23/8/2025, 4:27:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never understood the point of pitching the ball between the tackles. And they did it twice in the rain

23/8/2025, 4:20:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Football!

23/8/2025, 4:17:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t deal with bad faith actors on the “merits” of what they’re saying. You don’t “gotta hand it to them”

23/8/2025, 11:19:17 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh-oh

22/8/2025, 2:51:23 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HBO needs to cool it with all these rebrands

22/8/2025, 2:47:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t say justice-involved, but “officer-involved shooting” is fine

22/8/2025, 2:32:56 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proving why alt text is important here

22/8/2025, 2:31:51 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Responded to a spam text from something called Restoring America with a picture of my dog telling them to fuck off. They immediately removed me from their list

22/8/2025, 1:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a fire in the backyard last night and my neighbor’s mom was on a tear. So many asides and tangents including her turning down Steve Izerman for a date because “she wasn’t into blonde guys”

22/8/2025, 1:41:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an EG-NO-RA-MOOSE

21/8/2025, 11:35:12 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:31:30 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s because they think of themselves as fishers of men

21/8/2025, 11:28:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a weekly WWR Raw watcher, I’m so glad he’s been off that show for a couple months now. A nice short reprieve until football season

21/8/2025, 8:24:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Desperately need to go back to Vietnam. Incredible place

21/8/2025, 5:05:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His DOB is listed as December 28, 2024

20/8/2025, 4:31:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reject modernity, embrace tradition

20/8/2025, 4:28:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not a class at Baylor, that’s their school motto

20/8/2025, 4:25:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This passport is clearly faked. It should only be valid for 5 years, as the bearer is under the age of 16

20/8/2025, 3:37:39 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are Jazz Chisholms everywhere for those with the eyes to see

20/8/2025, 3:08:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The white tablecloth is still in pristine condition

20/8/2025, 10:24:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew there was a good joke in there somewhere and I’m so glad you found it

20/8/2025, 1:22:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Famously mentioned that he had a crush on 16-year-old Natalie Portman while filming

17/8/2025, 4:16:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Sleve McDichael, Onson Sweemey, Bobson Dugnutt, Todd Bonzalez, Dwigt Rortugal, Shown Furcotte, Jeromy Gride

17/8/2025, 4:08:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life. I’m fighting for this hat

16/8/2025, 2:41:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy at the store said I’m the only capybara he’s ever seen pull it off

16/8/2025, 2:35:33 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is this seemingly sped up to like 1.2x? Is this some weird thing where they speed up the show to air more commercials

16/8/2025, 3:05:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever slide down the lanes?

16/8/2025, 2:55:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The center of my town. LGBTQIAF. The F stands for French apparently

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15/8/2025, 10:59:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stewart Mandel, professional pearl clutcher

15/8/2025, 8:07:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 3:56:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlike Stalions, Tim Allen actually gave information to the state

15/8/2025, 3:43:33 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere in Dexter, there’s a 20-year-long game of Campaign for Northern Africa going strong

15/8/2025, 3:41:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The man already has experience infiltrating the sidelines in disguise

15/8/2025, 3:38:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stalions’ only real crime was littering

15/8/2025, 3:34:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dorktown video on the impact of the 2-pointer

15/8/2025, 3:01:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being able to walk to grocery stores, restaurants, bars, parks, etc.

15/8/2025, 2:25:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See also: Pimento on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Dennis Feinstein on Parks and Rec

15/8/2025, 1:38:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paul Reubens as the last remaining Hapsburg on 30 Rock

Paul Reubens from 30 Rock
15/8/2025, 1:36:53 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s meet at the corner of Bob Sacamano St. and Mulva Boulevard

15/8/2025, 11:21:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This song feels very Tim Robinson/Sam Richardson coded

14/8/2025, 1:36:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m on ring #2. Ring #1 slipped off my finger in 2021 into, presumably, my mother-in-law’s trash can

13/8/2025, 11:55:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15 years. I like to have mine pretty lose. Constantly taking it off and spinning it on a table or something

13/8/2025, 10:55:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of the ones I’ve worked at, Quebec City is probably the nicest

Bunge elevator in Quebec City all lit up
13/8/2025, 8:49:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DCA is the best, most convenient airport in the nation. How many other airports are right in the center of an urban area with easy transportation options?

13/8/2025, 6:23:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Domestically, it’s Philly with Kansas City being the runner-up (though I haven’t been there since they updated it) Internationally, I had an early flight out of Incheon on a big holiday weekend. Took me over an hour in line just to get to the ticket counter

13/8/2025, 6:05:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grandmother would always get the ham and turkey for Christmas and I would eat so much of that turkey

13/8/2025, 1:54:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally, I don’t think it’s this bad. Tigers are back to relevant and I’ve only been a Lions fan since they’ve been good. Also, number would be quite a bit lower if it allowed for college fandom

13/8/2025, 1:23:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honeybaked CEO

Heathcliff in a ham car with a ham helmet. Caption reads “He’s going way over the ham limit”
13/8/2025, 12:32:56 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyway, buy all their playsets and toys

12/8/2025, 11:22:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like Cheat Commandos never gets its due. My most controversial opinion is that it was funnier than Teen Girl Squad

12/8/2025, 11:20:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stealing all his valuables

12/8/2025, 8:04:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How was the soup? Do I need to treat my wife to this place?

12/8/2025, 8:01:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The part of the neighborhood closer to Bancroft, that is

12/8/2025, 3:34:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Orchard Hills neighborhood? That’s where I grew up

12/8/2025, 3:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought it was the Atlanta MSA, but it seems like that’s somewhere in between the grey and orange en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_A...

12/8/2025, 2:52:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder if they got to see his extensive MLK Jr. memorabilia collection

12/8/2025, 2:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A face that makes women instinctually cover their drinks

12/8/2025, 1:24:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schroedinger’s QB

11/8/2025, 4:40:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ve already cleaned up DC (got rid of the Wendy’s in Dave Thomas Circle)

11/8/2025, 4:28:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In addition to Olyphant, we’ve also had space Bill Burr

11/8/2025, 4:12:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prequel Yoda might be the dumbest character in movie history. Talks about wanting peace all the time and then immediately deploys an army full of slave clones that some mysterious figure commissioned without his knowledge

11/8/2025, 3:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, the balance was way off before Anakin got there. He just evened the sides a bit

11/8/2025, 3:38:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only logical conclusion from the prequels is that the Jedi order was self-important, ineffective, and not worth preserving

11/8/2025, 3:20:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rey coming from nothing and having unremarkable parents was the best decision they could have made

11/8/2025, 3:10:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally, I’m kinda glad Rian Johnson is free from such a toxic fanbase. Knives Out and Poker Face are also tremendous

11/8/2025, 2:58:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10 penalties for 97 yards in a victory is the standout to me

11/8/2025, 2:17:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna bust up the teenagers selling water

11/8/2025, 2:10:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nathan Fielder was right

Paramount Plus depicted as Nazis on The Rehearsal
11/8/2025, 1:43:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I’ve found the dumbest question ever posted on Reddit

r/AskHistorians post Nazi Germany rejected Einsteinian physics because of anti-Semitism. The Soviet Union rejected Darwinian evolution because of Marxism. Did the United States ever reject major scientific discoveries because of ideology?
11/8/2025, 12:46:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s wearing the number 190? What even is preseason football?

10/8/2025, 9:28:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view