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Art Garfunky

@chimpvsdog.bsky.social

created October 2, 2023

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Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Banning medicine to own the libs.

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1/9/2025, 4:20:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

31/8/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 14277 2797 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏🏼☠️

31/8/2025, 3:29:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:59:45 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he was taken before his hearing, then it’s kidnapping.

30/8/2025, 8:16:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad you’re shining a light on this, because our mainstream news sources certainly aren’t.

30/8/2025, 8:15:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s able to compartmentalize the hatred into people who have earned his wrath.

30/8/2025, 7:16:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

If we can’t trust experts, who do we trust? Fortune tellers?

30/8/2025, 5:16:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

If we can’t trust experts, who do we trust? Fortune tellers?

30/8/2025, 5:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Your grandkids will be so proud

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30/8/2025, 3:36:08 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Rivaled? It made Kim Jong il jealous.

29/8/2025, 10:03:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

STFU

29/8/2025, 10:03:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

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29/8/2025, 12:07:17 AM | 8922 2000 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not true. Congress will do nothing.

29/8/2025, 4:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Curious to see how the ‘it’s not the guns, it’s mental health’ people explain this:

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29/8/2025, 3:39:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:59:45 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Brutal

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28/8/2025, 5:46:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

The mainstream media reports shootings like they’re natural disasters. Only cartoonists are brave enough to call out the madness.

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28/8/2025, 5:43:53 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Don’t know who made this, but given all the kerfuffle, should be the new logo.

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27/8/2025, 8:52:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Terrible that the only way for us to learn that conspiracy theorists have taken over our healthcare system is for people to die from diseases we long ago cured.

27/8/2025, 7:39:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Guns don’t kill people. A ‘well-regulated militia’ reinterpreted as GUNS FOR EVERYONE kills people.

27/8/2025, 7:32:44 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re right.

27/8/2025, 7:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Journalism isn’t just reporting. It’s also speaking truth to power, something we’re seriously lacking these days.

27/8/2025, 7:30:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Guns don’t kill people. A ‘well-regulated militia’ reinterpreted as GUNS FOR EVERYONE kills people.

27/8/2025, 5:55:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Weird that he would admit that

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27/8/2025, 5:44:04 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

‘A well-regulated militia’ means what it says, yet the highest court in the land keeps reinterpreting it to mean guns for all.

27/8/2025, 4:45:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

‘A well-regulated militia’ means what it says, yet the highest court in the land keeps reinterpreting it to mean guns for all.

27/8/2025, 4:45:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Yep

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27/8/2025, 2:41:31 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

He puts anecdotal evidence above scientific data, which is only accepted in places like fortune telling and snake handling Pentecostal churches.

27/8/2025, 3:04:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to a Cracker Barrel and they tried to turn my children trans. I DON’T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN!

27/8/2025, 1:16:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to a Cracker Barrel and they tried to turn my children trans. I DON’T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN!

27/8/2025, 1:15:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to a Cracker Barrel and they tried to turn my children trans. I DON’T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN!

27/8/2025, 1:15:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I stepped in dog poo, and in trying to get it off learned to moonwalk.

26/8/2025, 5:24:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Sue him, then. You have the ability to

26/8/2025, 4:22:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Abso-fucking-lutely! The mainstream press are abdicating their duties. If the media conglomerates are demanding safe headlines, quit, then go public with what you know. A compliant journalism is a mouthpiece for those who don’t give a shit about democracy.

26/8/2025, 1:25:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god, he is just not made for the moment.

25/8/2025, 11:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Good for him. We need FAR MORE civil disobedience.

25/8/2025, 11:31:41 PM | 123 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

The mistake we, and the media, made is not recognizing MAGA for what they were - not a group with different political ideals, but a mob with only one goal in mind: to hurt those who make them feel stupid.

25/8/2025, 11:29:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

I think when Disney was surprised at the outcome of the 2016 election, they just put a Trump wig on their Hall of Presidents Hillary bot.

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25/8/2025, 9:09:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Weird

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25/8/2025, 8:56:01 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Led by Rupert Murdoch.

25/8/2025, 6:27:54 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a sideshow snake oil salesman. Nothing more.

25/8/2025, 5:44:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

The worse things get, the more clicks for mainstream media. We are transitioning from a democracy to an adhocracy.

25/8/2025, 5:35:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Why is it erasing history when Confederate statues are taken down, but not erasing black history when they’re put back up?

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25/8/2025, 4:14:58 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s covering up scarring from frequent IVs. At least I hope that’s what’s happening.

25/8/2025, 4:14:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

“I am the least racist person there is anywhere in the world.” Trump

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24/8/2025, 10:07:39 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to ask all these op-ed assurists what they think of their takes now.

24/8/2025, 9:46:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, NYT stays neutral after sanewashing Trump during the election.

24/8/2025, 8:48:03 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a prime example of a self-serving deceptionist. No real ideology besides what will get him hired.

24/8/2025, 8:31:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we have such a disinterested and uninformed electorate that Dems are (erroneously) trying to figure out how to pull from those only attracted to the most simplified populist rhetoric. Helping to create an enlightened, engaged populace doesn’t enter into it.

24/8/2025, 8:30:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Really, the only option is to keep labeling them as uneducated rubes. Eventually, if the public backlash is strong enough, people who consider themselves fairly educated won’t want to be associated with them.

24/8/2025, 8:17:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

“I am one of the 90,000,000 people who didn’t vote, and don’t notice all this fascisism. I just want my Doritos and my Coors Light and my vape pen.”

24/8/2025, 6:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

He has the techno-libertarians behind him, and Vance is enough of a sniveling throne-sniffer to do whatever the more shadowy elements of capitalism ask.

24/8/2025, 6:03:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Project 2025 has engulfed Trump. There’s a shadowy technocracy behind Vance. 90,000,000 people didn’t vote in the last election. Don’t want to vote for the ‘best worst’ but until the electorate gets its shit together, we might have to, in order to save us from handing it over to the ‘worst worst.’

24/8/2025, 6:01:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Project 2025 has engulfed Trump. There’s a shadowy technocracy behind Vance. 90,000,000 people didn’t vote in the last election. Don’t want to vote for the ‘best worst’ but until the electorate gets its shit together, we might have to, in order to save us from handing it over to the ‘worst worst.’

24/8/2025, 4:21:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot take: there is nothing wrong with these terms.

23/8/2025, 10:34:52 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Cutting taxes for the wealthy and then replacing them with revenue from the wealthy is not what I’d call sound fiscal policy.

23/8/2025, 5:03:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want someone to ask Trump why she was moved to minimum security. Be brave, reporters!

23/8/2025, 4:01:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Trump is about to put me in jail for no reason. But I’m still proud that I wrote in Dwight Eisenhower instead of voting for Kamala Harris

22/8/2025, 3:29:43 PM | 1723 209 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re idiots. That’s all we ever need to say about them. They’re idiots.

22/8/2025, 11:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still can’t figure out what it’s all about.

22/8/2025, 7:43:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bondi: “Sir, after everything we’ve done, they’re still demanding the Epstein files!” Trump: “Initiate Ultimate Distraction…

22/8/2025, 6:48:18 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social)

Dear Democrats: Gaza is a slaughter Healthcare is a right Climate change is real Poverty is not laziness Science is not the enemy Billionaires should be taxed Workers should have power Trans rights are human rights Education should be affordable Run on this.

22/8/2025, 4:15:51 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. Both parties are capitalists through and through, but within the Democratic Party is a small but continuous strain from the early part of the 20th century, when socialist and communist parties were briefly rising in America. It’s what bred unions and a progressive tax.

21/8/2025, 8:19:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think the Dems would defund science initiatives or make anti-vaccination the public health policy, and they’re largely socialist-lite (public schools, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, CDC, NIH, etc). I’d rather work on pushing them more to the left, then acquiescing to the Right.

21/8/2025, 7:54:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I just ran out of characters.

21/8/2025, 7:48:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

I despise the Democrats, but I’m not sure how we get out of this mess without them, as the anti-intellectualism of the Right is more like the Khmer Rouge than an opposition party, in that they would rather go scorched-earth than govern. Okay, I said my peace. Flame me, everyone…

21/8/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Garfunky (@chimpvsdog.bsky.social) reply parent

Blame the rise of right-wing disinformation as a billion dollar cottage industry in the 90’s, and our collective apathy as it gradually rose to the near-equivalence in power to our mainstream media. Until we care enough about truth, hucksters will always exploit the willfully ignorant for $$$.

21/8/2025, 5:53:53 PM | 106 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Normal person: Slavery was bad. White MAGA:

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20/8/2025, 6:15:53 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 4:41:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather have Harris than Trump.

19/8/2025, 7:51:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s on the list

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19/8/2025, 2:43:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power are our cartoonists

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19/8/2025, 6:29:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was the Republican attempt to have corporations provide universal healthcare, and is living proof that privatization of public services is not feasible.

18/8/2025, 8:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Harris had a funny laugh

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18/8/2025, 6:38:11 PM | 20 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.

17/8/2025, 1:10:31 AM | 9897 3008 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 7:08:20 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theirs was a forbidden love…

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17/8/2025, 12:19:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A message from President Trump

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16/8/2025, 8:37:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump shows how he’ll greet Putin.

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15/8/2025, 11:28:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entire world would laugh if the Nobel committee voted to ban Trump for life from getting the prize.

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15/8/2025, 5:22:17 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone sees the grift Trump is playing. Don’t give in, Harvard. We’ll see that, too.

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15/8/2025, 4:58:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hero sandwich taking on new meaning

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15/8/2025, 2:51:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mainstream press: your colleagues are being murdered, in case you don’t know.

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15/8/2025, 2:45:13 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Memo from the White House

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15/8/2025, 12:59:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t know who did this, but…yeah.

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15/8/2025, 12:34:26 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our national press are cowards. None of this has to be happening if they weren’t so worried about alienating our very worst people.

14/8/2025, 7:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our mainstream press are cowards. Only our cartoonists have the cojones to tell it like it is.

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14/8/2025, 7:20:13 PM | 55 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives think this is their last stand, and are pulling out all the stops. Lying, obfuscation, disinformation, are all justified if the end results in the ‘righteous’ gaining control.

14/8/2025, 6:26:36 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck is wrong with people??

14/8/2025, 6:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why the hell is Trump giving up OUR resources in the RU/UKR negotiations?

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14/8/2025, 5:42:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science don’t care about MAGA feelings

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14/8/2025, 12:47:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A message from President Trump

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13/8/2025, 7:10:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude’s literally saying we should have let in a little evil, but since we didn’t, the flood of new evil is all our fault.

13/8/2025, 6:53:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL, ‘Just the News.’ Founded by John Solomon from the Washington Times.

13/8/2025, 5:29:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power are the cartoonists.

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Prove it

13/8/2025, 2:43:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m for anyone who can galvanize the Left.

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