An impolite Canadian. Based in Ontario. Strong opinions and a distaste for hypocrisy. This account is my catharsis; sorry not sorry for the incessant swears.
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Make no mistake, everything that’s happening in the United States is being significantly enabled by the right wing oligarch capture of media. Every other country needs to do everything possible to keep that from happening where they are. Including protecting the CBC from Poilievre here in Canada.
It’s their confidence in their own stupidity that is most concerning.
“Christians against dinosaurs”? My god these people are beyond saving
A true representative of the Canadian spirit. Courage, tenacity, compassion, resilience. #cdnpoli
I don’t care what anyone says, that suit was boss
I’ve been inspired by the book bans happening in the states and alberta. Re-reading Brave New World. I’ll post the books as I go. Get em and read em!
We’re supposed to have pull? I just come on here to mingle with progressives in an attempt to stave off debilitating depression as the world falls apart
But also BioWare games have always been woke and awesome
Stephen Miller is that sub-level villain in action movies that dies in the most embarrassing way possible
We’re also more educated. Not trying to be a dick but we are objectively smarter.
Doesn’t exactly bode well for America’s literacy levels.
That’s a lot of money for coffee that tastes like shit
I genuinely feel bad for you guys. I’m sorry you’re going through this. Love from Canada. Like, stay the fuck away, but we love you.
The tax is gone and my life is the same. PP is notoriously useless at this point
Agree with this for sure but gun access is a huge issue. Americans will never be safe with the NRA up their ass
Donald Trump is a fascist idiot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man
Netanyahu should mishap himself
DO SOMETHING #savegaza
Did he stop eating when he lost his seat
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
I dunno man. JD Vance has the charisma of a wet mop
“34 years ago today, Ukraine declared its independence.” — Mark Carney Prime Minister of Canada 🌻🇺🇦Slava Ukraini. Heroiam Slava🇺🇦🌻 ❤️🇨🇦🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧 WE STAND WITH UKRAINE🇨🇦🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧❤️
It whispers “shh it’s ok; you don’t have to get up if you don’t want to” and then when you slam the snooze button it goes “ok i’ll be back in 2028”
Unpopular opinion: Starbucks coffee tastes like literal ass
Y’all see Trump shit himself on tv?
The shocking death rate of civilians in Gaza (83%) says one of two things. The Isreali government is intentionally committing genocide or the IDF is absolute shit at their jobs. Could be both. #savegaza
I just saw an ad for a masterclass on winning with Wayne Gretzky and I hope that thing flops the hardest
Man, thank god PP demanded that the carbon tax be stopped. My life has really gotten better and affordable. Life changed. New me. He’s a policy genius. And in case it’s not obvious I’m being a sarcastic asshole right now
*taps arm* Straight in there, please
Epoch Times has been rotting boomer and silent gen’s brains for about 8 years now. How anyone can’t see through the extreme bias is beyond me
Capitalism baby!
Yes yes be an authentic crazy person. Don’t fake it. Be batshit insane and *then* you’ll win.
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Congratulations to Pierre Polievre…after losing his own seat, kick out his own MP to run again, stay in government subsidized housing even though he wasn’t elected, cost the taxpayers millions to do a completely unnecessary by-election. But yeah, well fought I guess?
Disgusting
Lol this photo
Remember when getting caught doing something immoral or illegal would end a politician’s career? That was awesome.
You had me at oyster
We get to watch him *not* become PM again! 🍻
Smarmy PP won back a seat in the only place he could. Massive fist bump to Bonnie Critchley for challenging him. She put up a great fight. #battlerivercrowfoot
The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true. - Carl Sagan
Love that for him
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That’s my boy
President Zelenskyy is a legend and twice the leader than most. Canada stands with Ukraine. 🇺🇦
Trump demanding the nobel peace prize is like me demanding you call me Picasso after I shit on a canvas
I wonder if things would be different if he had been born just a little taller.
Trump in a nutshell
Translation: Trump had no power
If he gets rear-ended he’ll be leaving in a hurry too
Support for the Conservative Party of Canada is driven and fuelled by disinformation. 84% of Canadians with the strongest belief in disinformation vote Conservative. “95% of the most disinformed Canadians are planning to vote for the CPC or PPC.” #cdnpoli cultmtl.com/2023/10/stud...
“Across the country, Republicans are waging a calculated campaign to erase Black and Latino political power through extreme gerrymandering. This isn’t just about redrawing maps—it’s about dismantling representation and silencing communities that have fought the hardest to be heard.”
So, what about the Epstein Files?
My god these people are fucked. Arguing that trans people will commit harassment/assault and proceed to do exactly that for, what, prevention?? Full circle abuse?
Is that what this is about? Big balls got his ass handed to him in DC?
We now know who to blame for the tech bro billies
Great idea! Way too late!
Biden’s biggest failure wasn’t his decision to run again. It was Gaza.
What.the.actual.fuck
Globe & Mail headline today: American visitors to Canada outnumber Canadians heading south, data suggest. Alternate headline: Smart people be smart
As Canadians we know we are deeply flawed. But we collectively look to the US and fucking laugh. Then feel bad. Then laugh again
I just saw a video of someone rinsing the artificial dyes off of skittles. I’m not sure Americans can be saved.
Fascism is here. We are not “getting closer” or “in danger of.” This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over. Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
The IDF are monsters. That’s all there is to it
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
We know why.
Wow this is super helpful
Jasmine Crocket calling Trump Temu Hitler is exactly what I needed today
Chills. “A celebration of ignorance.”
“Only the liberals?” 🤣 Zero self-awareness
But but but… they’re white. And rich.
In case there’s any grey area on where I stand on this: Israel can fuck right off. #savegaza
We can do this all day
I’ve spoken with hardcore Catholics about this. They’re fine with Trump’s misdeeds because he nonetheless furthers their cause. So Christian of them.
From this month's edition of The Onion.
😂💀 yes please
The hashtag
Elon Musk beat Netayahu for suckness level. Truly impressive stuff
He would have to *offer* me $15K to visit the US right now
Headline: “Israel considers full takeover of Gaza” — no fucking shit. That was the whole point of all this and their ongoing occupation. So maddening!!
☝🏻 WE ARE AWAKE Never. Ever. Stop.
We noticed this too! The OnRoutes in Ontario are jam packed
I have to laugh thinking that Canada’s been passed over for awhile in favour of a country who has recently mainly exported guns and fascism. We’re just going to keep being us and welcoming people who value diversity and respect.
The US is becoming that kid who peaked in high school
Haven’t been there in years
You know america is doing great when las vegas is in trouble
Dear Donald Trump, Canada will not agree to a trade deal on your terms. We will not be bullied by a bilious, bloviating lump of orange feces. Go pound sand! Canada
They treat internet laws like gun laws. It’s always about money and never about the safety of kids
And stop sending literally anything to Israel right now
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Oh wow he looks really unwell here 🥳
They should say they did but don’t
That gold White House ballroom though
The more I watch this, the more it is evidently staged. But whatever, it’s still hilarious
Trump violates the constitution with tariffs. Also ruins a longstanding friendship with Canada, who hates him now even more than we did already. And that’s saying something
Musk says robotics and AI are what will solve world hunger. I can only assume he means that robots should go and beat the shit out of Netanyahu