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Chris Helgerson

@chrishelgerson.bsky.social

PNW'r. Social media is a stream of consciousness thing for me. Politically independent/Center-Left (emphasis on Center). I love Erica!

created August 28, 2023

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Always remember youtu.be/NIPfRu-J4i0

2/9/2025, 4:59:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't use an air fryer to make them (that's just a mess), but use one to reheat them!!

2/9/2025, 3:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IIRC, Una was a Lieutenant in The Cage, it could just be a reference to that.

2/9/2025, 2:35:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smaller ship; a Captain position isn't always filled by someone of a Captain rank (see: Sisko in the early seasons). Had his father's death not caused him to resign from the Navy, then-Lieutenant Jimmy Carter would have been First Officer of USS Seawolf when she was commissioned.

2/9/2025, 2:14:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that right before the wasps in the rafter attacked?

2/9/2025, 2:58:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would you biddy-biddy-bum?

2/9/2025, 2:08:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evacuate to a plate covered in paper towels (or a draining rack if you're fancy like Jeff) and you've got Irish Boxty Cakes. One of our favorites and easy to make with garden ingredients. Take that, Fascists!!

Boxty Cakes!!
2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's up to you what oil (low smoke points are not your friend, though) and how deep you fry. I did a very shallow pour of vegetable oil in a frying pan over medium heat. Form into patties and fry until golden brown and crispy on both sides.

Oil getting hot in a pan. Boxty Cakes patties frying on the stove. Some day, when I'm rich (I did buy a Powerball ticket for tonight), I'm going to tear out the gas and replace it with an induction top.
2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mix it all up!! Season well with salt and pepper. If you like a little garlic powder or cayenne can go in as well.

It looks like a sloppy mess, but I promise that it will be worth it!
2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE NEED SOME CHEESE!! Personally, I like to use Dubliner cheese and finely chopped corned beef, but I don't have either of those and have to go through what's in my fridge anyway, so I used aged white cheddar.

Shredded aged white cheddar cheese.
2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a bowl; combine ALL the potatoes, onion, flour (this is about a half cup, you want a roughly 1:1:1: ratio with the tatties) and egg. This is all that goes into a basic version. But I'm a complicated fella.

Onion, potatoes, flour, and egg in a bowl. Our hands are about to get dirty.
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Shred and rinse the remaining potatoes, allow them to drip or squeeze them dry

Shredded potatoes! I dripped on the floor to get this image and the Mrs was none too pleased.
2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While the mashed potatoes are being made, dice a small onion. This is also from my garden.

Diced onion; the rest, believe it or not, are best stored in a pantyhose stocking in the pantry.
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Divide the tatties, and use half to make mashed potatoes however you like them. Traditionally, the mashed should be leftover from the night before, but I literally just harvested these before I started.

Mashed red potatoes. We eat carbs in this family!! Finely cut up potatoes being put on to boil. I had to stop watching so it would boil.
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Strictly speaking, all we really need are the potatoes, onion, egg, and some flour (not pictured), but optional additions like certain cheeses really punches it up.

Potatoes and an onion from my victory garden, an egg, and a round of aged white cheddar cheese. Have patience, good things will come.
2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From the second I planted potatoes and onions in my garden, I knew exactly what I was going to make first. Indulge me a thread:

2/9/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on if I took a blood oath or not...

2/9/2025, 12:35:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Six jars!

Six jars of in progress pickle chips. Oh, I aim to misbehave!
2/9/2025, 12:28:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it actually took double for the amount of cucumbers I had from the garden. I hope they'll last through winter; it's just me and my wife... And she does not much like pickles. But I worry about having enough

2/9/2025, 12:24:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I started in the spring with four seed potatoes...

A bag of just harvested red potatoes from my Victory Garden. Today I feel great joy! Standby, I'm about to get a little crazy...
2/9/2025, 12:15:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Busiek (@kurtbusiek.bsky.social) reposted

Good Superman stories are almost never about who wins the fights. They're about how to solve the problems. Superman can do massive, mighty things. The story is about his figuring out what massive, mighty things he should do. About understanding, not about overpowering.

1/9/2025, 11:27:05 PM | 218 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked learning (and still do); I just learned significantly more outside of my compulsory education.

1/9/2025, 11:31:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funny because it's true...

1/9/2025, 11:24:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/OHTnFwsIA-s

1/9/2025, 10:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I'm just up to mischief...

Two jars of
1/9/2025, 10:37:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doug Jones (@actordougjones.bsky.social) reposted

β€œCome to Me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” ~ Matthew 11:28 #happylaborday

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1/9/2025, 10:12:22 PM | 252 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not the only one who cleans before the cleaning service come, right?

1/9/2025, 7:01:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm tired for you...

1/9/2025, 6:46:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the last Monday of my 30s, how does the Internet know?!?!

1/9/2025, 2:53:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At my wife's insistence; I've read more Romantasy this year than I ever thought I would in my entire life. While I'm still not big on high fantasy, it's just not my jam, I'm glad others dig it though; damned if City of Gods and Monsters isn't a solid 9/10! And it's my hangups that keep it from 10/10

Cover to the book City of Gods and Monsters by Kayla Edwards. No spoilers, but I'm still reeling at just the fact that the romantic leads are mature and talk shit out!! Sure, Mortifer is no Kingsley, but he has his charms. IYKYK.
1/9/2025, 2:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfleet Replicator (@replicatorunit.bsky.social) reposted

On August 31st, I rushed Jake into the vet's office again. I heard him howl like he had on July 30th. I hopped out of the shower, and checked on him. The doctor looked at him between other appointments, and there wasn't anything he could see wrong. #Help www.gofundme.com/f/cat-had-ki... 1/2

1/9/2025, 5:21:17 AM | 9 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Future Events such as these will affect you in the future!" #Superman

Cover to Superman #300 depicting Superman in the far future year of 2001 (the book was released in 1976).
1/9/2025, 4:48:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:25:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)

Good, if I wanted flat soda I'd just make some Kool Aid (which is nice every now and then)

Bottle of Zotz branded grape soda. With Fizz Power!!
1/9/2025, 3:56:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh back when Hollywood was obsessed with trilogies; everyone's contract was running out and they had to go for a grand finale. Usually resulting in some good ideas surrounded by overstuffed fluff (see also: X-Men: The Last Stand).

31/8/2025, 6:51:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The good news is that that asbestos suit is going to take care of the crooks whether #Superman intervenes or not!

Some crook trying to rob a warehouse while it is on fire, wearing a suit made of asbestos. If you or a loved one was exposed to asbestos while committing felonies and then developed mesothelioma, you may have a claim...
31/8/2025, 6:08:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)

So I'm going to be out of the country, would one of you nice people tape the H&I Star Trek Day celebration next Sunday for me?

31/8/2025, 6:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it's gonna live rent-free in my head, it might as well take up some space in yours too. #SpiderMan youtu.be/pt55TAizNm4

31/8/2025, 5:39:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)

In The Great Outdoors, do you think "The Old 96er"'s weight is determined pre-cooking. I don't go full-on Melvin P. Thorpe, but when they say it's pre-cooked weight, then render off a lot of fat and water (like a LOT of Quarter Pounders), I feel a little cheated.

Image of John Candy as Chet Ripley in the Great Outdoors, beginning to eat a 96 ounce (that's six pounds) steak. Now I like my steak medium (I didn't say
31/8/2025, 5:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's close enough to Enter the Dragon that I wouldn't be surprised if the estate of Robert Clouse was getting royalties.

31/8/2025, 4:44:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I've heard...

31/8/2025, 3:24:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun flick. 10/10 for 80s Action Silliness. The "true story" is 100% a lie, but last I heard the real Frank Duc was living and working in Mill Creek...

31/8/2025, 2:39:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tonight's #Svengoolie is a film I've never seen before. Looking forward to it!

31/8/2025, 12:32:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Space Nazis wouldn't have stood a chance...

31/8/2025, 12:25:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@diannalgunn.bsky.social) reposted

They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning

30/8/2025, 8:07:25 PM | 4574 4599 | View on Bluesky | view

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We descend on his house first!

30/8/2025, 11:41:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why exactly are they willing to part with some of their precious stockpile of supplies for soon to be worthless dollars?! Again, fortune favors the prepared, but think it through.

30/8/2025, 10:54:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm all for preparing for emergencies (I love in a region that's supposedly overdue for "The Big One!") But I can go to any store and get shelf-stable food, water, a first aid kit, batteries, etc and the world spins on. But those that cater specifically to "Doomsday" raise an eyebrow. Cont'd

30/8/2025, 10:54:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mostly sums it up... But don't forget the most sexually awkward Anglo-Indian in the Alpha and Gamma Quadrants (TBD on Bata Quadrant)

30/8/2025, 5:30:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting caught up on #StrangeNewWorlds and the Prime Directive is still immoral.

30/8/2025, 4:59:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can you make it 35 years without watching it at least twice a year?!

30/8/2025, 3:53:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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William Shatner and a sex offender in speedos. Vomit bags are under your seats.
30/8/2025, 2:39:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I imagine it goes a little something like... youtu.be/MabLtuTpDw8

29/8/2025, 9:29:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today is his 50th birthday. And I feel like I need my back pills...

Image of Dante Basco as Rufio in Hook. That film came out almost 34 years ago. You might want to check on how your 401k is doing.
29/8/2025, 8:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comics Adjacent again this #TopShelfFriday (because I like to rebel in socially acceptable ways). A 1966 pocket novel featuring the one, true Batman (fight me, Keaton stans!) @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social

A 1966 novel of
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Profile picture Rickardt (@rickardt.bsky.social) reposted

Wanna make your voice heard to the peeps in charge in the government but don’t know how? Fear not! Go here, a couple clicks is all it takes and you can directly contact the proper people for your state by e-mail or phone. Easy peasy. Spread it around: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...

29/8/2025, 3:59:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spoilers (sort of) but Hoff's acting is worth the price of admission (which is technically free) alone!

29/8/2025, 3:19:02 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rumble The Imp (@rumbletheimp.bsky.social) reposted

No hyperbole, this is textbook Nazi behavior. Destruction of trans material and other gender study work was the first step of the holocaust

29/8/2025, 1:42:34 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor Metcalf... youtu.be/_DnjO3aruig

29/8/2025, 12:40:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's *only* $9 today. I'm glad DC is rolling out Treasuries again, but they're asking $14.99...

28/8/2025, 11:09:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This season has just been a letdown in general. I'm two episodes behind at the moment and plan on getting caught up, but they've already done the first episode of the series that I genuinely dislike.

28/8/2025, 10:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That bad, huh?

28/8/2025, 9:33:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's my head cannon that the next day Batman was hobbling around the Watchtower in two casts; one for his pelvis, the other for his hand (from all the High Fives). youtu.be/xnAW9yZ1IA0

28/8/2025, 4:49:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either way, it's ALWAYS okay to punch a Nazi.

28/8/2025, 7:03:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bloody Disgusting (@bloody-disgusting.com) reposted

We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:

27/8/2025, 4:14:29 PM | 7429 2597 | View on Bluesky | view

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To come down for a fight. He readily accepted, but by the time he showed up in the lobby they had already fled. For those of you who don't know; Kirby was drafted into the Army and served as a scout during the Normandy breakout. He definitely sent a few Nazis straight to hell.

28/8/2025, 5:54:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Story Time! The publication of Captain America actually predates US entry into WWII by about 9 months. In what probably shouldn't surprise anyone, there was a frighteningly high amount of pro-Nazi sentiment in the US. A bunch of literal Nazis showed up at Kirby's office lobby and challenged him...

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It's my head cannon that the next day Batman was hobbling around the Watchtower in two casts; one for his pelvis, the other for his hand (from all the High Fives). youtu.be/xnAW9yZ1IA0

28/8/2025, 4:49:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd point out that one of the relatively recent inductees is my wife's grandmother, but that's just digging the hole deeper...

28/8/2025, 3:51:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it's your first time having my homemade ice cream, there is a ritual... *MANIACAL LAUGH* ... *It's actually that you have to lick the paddle from the maker.

28/8/2025, 3:43:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To my knowledge, in August 2025 alone: of the 34(!!) mass shootings on the Wikipedia page for "List of Mass Shootings in the United States in 2025", exactly ONE was carried out by a trans person. Something tells me he won't be ranting about cis-het men any time soon... The fuckwad.

Some fuckwad being a fuckwad about how trans people are some
28/8/2025, 3:35:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not the only one who ever bought silicone molds just to make ice cream cakes, right?

Homemade Oreo cookie ice cream cake in a Slice of homemade Oreo cookie ice cream cake, with a fudge brownie base. It was delicious!
28/8/2025, 2:38:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.

Post from Donald Trump on Truth Social: A really deadly weekend in Chicago. 6 dead, 27 hurt in crime sprees all over the city. Panic stricken Governor Pritzker says that crime is under control, when in fact it is just the opposite. He is an incompetent governor who should call me for help. Mayor Johnson is no better. Make Chicago great again!
28/8/2025, 1:01:38 AM | 8974 2934 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not "rich" I bet most people in my feed aren't, but this is a rallying cry; if you're able, even once, to kick in a few dollars we can push back against the dumbing down of the masses. donate.wgbh.org/wgbh/tv-pledge

28/8/2025, 12:46:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankly, that doesn't sound ruined. A fast paced techno-thriller about Horton and his thwarting a potential nuclear war with the Who in the Kremlin (with potential cameo by Jack Clark) sounds like a page turner.

27/8/2025, 10:58:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)

Remember; if you're certain that the appropriate course of action is tarring and feathering (and consult laws/legal advice before proceeding, and I endorse no actions) the historical tar was wood-derived, NOT coal/petroleum. The latter two must be heated to a dangerous, even life-threatening degree.

Image, ca. 1770s of a Tea Tax Collector being tarred and feathered, and subjected to public humiliation. Again, I don't endorse the action, but it seems like things are getting to the boiling point.
27/8/2025, 6:30:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once made friends with a lemur. His name was Lucky.

Image (face obscured) and a lemur named Lucky. He climbed up on my shoulder and refused to get down.
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Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

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26/8/2025, 8:47:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And a tear-away shoulder...

26/8/2025, 8:34:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

How very terrible for them. Perhaps Russia should focus on its own problems instead of inflicting war and death on others.

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My sense of self-preservation prevents me from pulling a Pepper...

26/8/2025, 7:11:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've met my wife, I see...

26/8/2025, 7:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to be commit from the lowest level for #TrekTuesday

Image of Star Trek branded underpants in all three uniform colors and with department badges. I'm not saying that I'm wearing any, but I'm not denying it either.
26/8/2025, 6:59:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a perfect "oh, my back...!" Look on Shatner though.

26/8/2025, 5:56:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These two have been teasing us for 85 years, I don't think we're getting any canonical Spirk action any time soon (damnit!)

Batman and Superman Trying to stare each other down, but it looks like they're going to kiss. They never do... The teases!
26/8/2025, 3:03:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tube the river before it gets cold!

25/8/2025, 10:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finishing up a wonderful anniversary weekend, and heading home. Thanks for everything, Leavenworth!

25/8/2025, 9:33:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which store(s)? Four at Best Buy and one at Sports Authority for me. I paid my dues!

25/8/2025, 3:58:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did five Christmases in Retail and they could not break me!

25/8/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still rock the (virtual) 95!

25/8/2025, 2:20:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody knows exactly who invented the game of golf. But Hunter S. Thompson and Bill Murray perfected it by introducing a player on defense, with a shotgun, trying to hit the ball like shooting skeet.

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0.04 for recreational mariners, which is what the article is calling "over the limit", but since the Exon Valdez, it's 0.00 for commercial mariners in US waters. The authorities will let a crew member having a drink off duty slide, but not Captains on duty. Source: worked Maritime Industry 7.5 yrs

24/8/2025, 6:28:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry, what were we talking about...?

24/8/2025, 3:25:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enough to make some guys finally go to therapy...

24/8/2025, 1:50:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)

I turned 18 in an "off year", but I've never missed a ballot since my first in 2003. Unfortunately, in almost every case of people running for partisan office I've had to choose the lesser of two evils. If he is seriously considering a run for the White House, why make that choice more difficult?

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It's not Lynda Carter or Jane Seymour's birthday...

23/8/2025, 4:17:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has been a very fulfilling project this summer!

Image of tomatoes, onions, and cucumber all freshly picked from my Victory Garden. More onions, tomatoes, and cucumber from my victory garden (before I trimmed the onions for storage). I call it my Victory Garden (1) because I'm a huge history nerd and like to think I'm carrying on a small part of an important historical tradition, but also (2) I feel like I'm really fighting a frightening rise of the Far Right in the modern world. So far at least, it's not really about feeding a literal fighting body (I'm working on getting back into fighting shape, though), but rather about feeding a fighting spirit. Coming out every morning for the last few months to see just a little more growth, to have to focus my efforts on one positive thing and seeing results and harvesting something good has given me strength. I've seen so many seeming steps backwards, but like a slug in the cucumber patch, we just have to adapt and press on, knowing that we WILL have a better, healthier world for it. The garden is not done yet, but with the seasons' change, I hope it will also give a lesson in resilience; I'll have to preserve, store, and sustain the bounty, but hopefully it will see us through to the new spring. I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together.
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I firmly believe that about 1968 cocaine developed sentience and embarked on a 25 year screenwriting career (explains the Star Wars Holiday Special when you think about it) l.

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Does anybody need anything from the ersatz Bavarian town of Leavenworth? Lots of fudge makers and kitsch to be found there.

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