Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
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Don't use an air fryer to make them (that's just a mess), but use one to reheat them!!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
IIRC, Una was a Lieutenant in The Cage, it could just be a reference to that.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Smaller ship; a Captain position isn't always filled by someone of a Captain rank (see: Sisko in the early seasons). Had his father's death not caused him to resign from the Navy, then-Lieutenant Jimmy Carter would have been First Officer of USS Seawolf when she was commissioned.
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Is that right before the wasps in the rafter attacked?
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Would you biddy-biddy-bum?
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Evacuate to a plate covered in paper towels (or a draining rack if you're fancy like Jeff) and you've got Irish Boxty Cakes. One of our favorites and easy to make with garden ingredients. Take that, Fascists!!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
It's up to you what oil (low smoke points are not your friend, though) and how deep you fry. I did a very shallow pour of vegetable oil in a frying pan over medium heat. Form into patties and fry until golden brown and crispy on both sides.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Mix it all up!! Season well with salt and pepper. If you like a little garlic powder or cayenne can go in as well.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
WE NEED SOME CHEESE!! Personally, I like to use Dubliner cheese and finely chopped corned beef, but I don't have either of those and have to go through what's in my fridge anyway, so I used aged white cheddar.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
In a bowl; combine ALL the potatoes, onion, flour (this is about a half cup, you want a roughly 1:1:1: ratio with the tatties) and egg. This is all that goes into a basic version. But I'm a complicated fella.
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Shred and rinse the remaining potatoes, allow them to drip or squeeze them dry
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
While the mashed potatoes are being made, dice a small onion. This is also from my garden.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Divide the tatties, and use half to make mashed potatoes however you like them. Traditionally, the mashed should be leftover from the night before, but I literally just harvested these before I started.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Strictly speaking, all we really need are the potatoes, onion, egg, and some flour (not pictured), but optional additions like certain cheeses really punches it up.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
From the second I planted potatoes and onions in my garden, I knew exactly what I was going to make first. Indulge me a thread:
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Depends on if I took a blood oath or not...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it actually took double for the amount of cucumbers I had from the garden. I hope they'll last through winter; it's just me and my wife... And she does not much like pickles. But I worry about having enough
Kurt Busiek (@kurtbusiek.bsky.social) reposted
Good Superman stories are almost never about who wins the fights. They're about how to solve the problems. Superman can do massive, mighty things. The story is about his figuring out what massive, mighty things he should do. About understanding, not about overpowering.
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I liked learning (and still do); I just learned significantly more outside of my compulsory education.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
It's funny because it's true...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
youtu.be/OHTnFwsIA-s
Doug Jones (@actordougjones.bsky.social) reposted
βCome to Me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.β ~ Matthew 11:28 #happylaborday
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
I'm not the only one who cleans before the cleaning service come, right?
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I'm tired for you...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
This is the last Monday of my 30s, how does the Internet know?!?!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
At my wife's insistence; I've read more Romantasy this year than I ever thought I would in my entire life. While I'm still not big on high fantasy, it's just not my jam, I'm glad others dig it though; damned if City of Gods and Monsters isn't a solid 9/10! And it's my hangups that keep it from 10/10
Starfleet Replicator (@replicatorunit.bsky.social) reposted
On August 31st, I rushed Jake into the vet's office again. I heard him howl like he had on July 30th. I hopped out of the shower, and checked on him. The doctor looked at him between other appointments, and there wasn't anything he could see wrong. #Help www.gofundme.com/f/cat-had-ki... 1/2
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
"Future Events such as these will affect you in the future!" #Superman
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Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Good, if I wanted flat soda I'd just make some Kool Aid (which is nice every now and then)
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh back when Hollywood was obsessed with trilogies; everyone's contract was running out and they had to go for a grand finale. Usually resulting in some good ideas surrounded by overstuffed fluff (see also: X-Men: The Last Stand).
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
The good news is that that asbestos suit is going to take care of the crooks whether #Superman intervenes or not!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
So I'm going to be out of the country, would one of you nice people tape the H&I Star Trek Day celebration next Sunday for me?
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
If it's gonna live rent-free in my head, it might as well take up some space in yours too. #SpiderMan youtu.be/pt55TAizNm4
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
In The Great Outdoors, do you think "The Old 96er"'s weight is determined pre-cooking. I don't go full-on Melvin P. Thorpe, but when they say it's pre-cooked weight, then render off a lot of fat and water (like a LOT of Quarter Pounders), I feel a little cheated.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
It's close enough to Enter the Dragon that I wouldn't be surprised if the estate of Robert Clouse was getting royalties.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
So I've heard...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun flick. 10/10 for 80s Action Silliness. The "true story" is 100% a lie, but last I heard the real Frank Duc was living and working in Mill Creek...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Tonight's #Svengoolie is a film I've never seen before. Looking forward to it!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
The Space Nazis wouldn't have stood a chance...
Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders π¨π¦ (@diannalgunn.bsky.social) reposted
They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
We descend on his house first!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Why exactly are they willing to part with some of their precious stockpile of supplies for soon to be worthless dollars?! Again, fortune favors the prepared, but think it through.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm all for preparing for emergencies (I love in a region that's supposedly overdue for "The Big One!") But I can go to any store and get shelf-stable food, water, a first aid kit, batteries, etc and the world spins on. But those that cater specifically to "Doomsday" raise an eyebrow. Cont'd
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Mostly sums it up... But don't forget the most sexually awkward Anglo-Indian in the Alpha and Gamma Quadrants (TBD on Bata Quadrant)
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Getting caught up on #StrangeNewWorlds and the Prime Directive is still immoral.
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How can you make it 35 years without watching it at least twice a year?!
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Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine it goes a little something like... youtu.be/MabLtuTpDw8
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Today is his 50th birthday. And I feel like I need my back pills...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Comics Adjacent again this #TopShelfFriday (because I like to rebel in socially acceptable ways). A 1966 pocket novel featuring the one, true Batman (fight me, Keaton stans!) @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social
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Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Spoilers (sort of) but Hoff's acting is worth the price of admission (which is technically free) alone!
Rumble The Imp (@rumbletheimp.bsky.social) reposted
No hyperbole, this is textbook Nazi behavior. Destruction of trans material and other gender study work was the first step of the holocaust
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Poor Metcalf... youtu.be/_DnjO3aruig
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
That's *only* $9 today. I'm glad DC is rolling out Treasuries again, but they're asking $14.99...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
This season has just been a letdown in general. I'm two episodes behind at the moment and plan on getting caught up, but they've already done the first episode of the series that I genuinely dislike.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
That bad, huh?
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reposted
It's my head cannon that the next day Batman was hobbling around the Watchtower in two casts; one for his pelvis, the other for his hand (from all the High Fives). youtu.be/xnAW9yZ1IA0
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Either way, it's ALWAYS okay to punch a Nazi.
Bloody Disgusting (@bloody-disgusting.com) reposted
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
To come down for a fight. He readily accepted, but by the time he showed up in the lobby they had already fled. For those of you who don't know; Kirby was drafted into the Army and served as a scout during the Normandy breakout. He definitely sent a few Nazis straight to hell.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Story Time! The publication of Captain America actually predates US entry into WWII by about 9 months. In what probably shouldn't surprise anyone, there was a frighteningly high amount of pro-Nazi sentiment in the US. A bunch of literal Nazis showed up at Kirby's office lobby and challenged him...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
It's my head cannon that the next day Batman was hobbling around the Watchtower in two casts; one for his pelvis, the other for his hand (from all the High Fives). youtu.be/xnAW9yZ1IA0
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd point out that one of the relatively recent inductees is my wife's grandmother, but that's just digging the hole deeper...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's your first time having my homemade ice cream, there is a ritual... *MANIACAL LAUGH* ... *It's actually that you have to lick the paddle from the maker.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
To my knowledge, in August 2025 alone: of the 34(!!) mass shootings on the Wikipedia page for "List of Mass Shootings in the United States in 2025", exactly ONE was carried out by a trans person. Something tells me he won't be ranting about cis-het men any time soon... The fuckwad.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
I'm not the only one who ever bought silicone molds just to make ice cream cakes, right?
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
I'm not "rich" I bet most people in my feed aren't, but this is a rallying cry; if you're able, even once, to kick in a few dollars we can push back against the dumbing down of the masses. donate.wgbh.org/wgbh/tv-pledge
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankly, that doesn't sound ruined. A fast paced techno-thriller about Horton and his thwarting a potential nuclear war with the Who in the Kremlin (with potential cameo by Jack Clark) sounds like a page turner.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Remember; if you're certain that the appropriate course of action is tarring and feathering (and consult laws/legal advice before proceeding, and I endorse no actions) the historical tar was wood-derived, NOT coal/petroleum. The latter two must be heated to a dangerous, even life-threatening degree.
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And a tear-away shoulder...
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
How very terrible for them. Perhaps Russia should focus on its own problems instead of inflicting war and death on others.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
My sense of self-preservation prevents me from pulling a Pepper...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
You've met my wife, I see...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
You have to be commit from the lowest level for #TrekTuesday
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a perfect "oh, my back...!" Look on Shatner though.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
These two have been teasing us for 85 years, I don't think we're getting any canonical Spirk action any time soon (damnit!)
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Tube the river before it gets cold!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Finishing up a wonderful anniversary weekend, and heading home. Thanks for everything, Leavenworth!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Which store(s)? Four at Best Buy and one at Sports Authority for me. I paid my dues!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I did five Christmases in Retail and they could not break me!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
I still rock the (virtual) 95!
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Nobody knows exactly who invented the game of golf. But Hunter S. Thompson and Bill Murray perfected it by introducing a player on defense, with a shotgun, trying to hit the ball like shooting skeet.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
0.04 for recreational mariners, which is what the article is calling "over the limit", but since the Exon Valdez, it's 0.00 for commercial mariners in US waters. The authorities will let a crew member having a drink off duty slide, but not Captains on duty. Source: worked Maritime Industry 7.5 yrs
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, what were we talking about...?
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Enough to make some guys finally go to therapy...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
I turned 18 in an "off year", but I've never missed a ballot since my first in 2003. Unfortunately, in almost every case of people running for partisan office I've had to choose the lesser of two evils. If he is seriously considering a run for the White House, why make that choice more difficult?
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not Lynda Carter or Jane Seymour's birthday...
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I firmly believe that about 1968 cocaine developed sentience and embarked on a 25 year screenwriting career (explains the Star Wars Holiday Special when you think about it) l.
Chris Helgerson (@chrishelgerson.bsky.social)
Does anybody need anything from the ersatz Bavarian town of Leavenworth? Lots of fudge makers and kitsch to be found there.