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PNW 🏳️🌈💜🏳️🌈 trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️ My name is Chris. I like 🥧. She/her/any prefix with pie.
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LLAP 🖖🏽
WTF?!?
Way to go Lucy!
It's like meeting someone from academia in real life...who the heck are you supposed to be? No one updates their pics on university websites after the "congrats you're hired" publicity and they've been there 30 years since then.
I love that book so much!
Alanis Morrisette as god
My neighbor's AARP magazine got delivered to me by accident, so I've been perusing until she gets home on the weekend. Every article reads like it was written by a Gen Z imagining what it must feel like to get old. It's like that Steve Buscemi meme, but in reverse. Also? Rosemary's Baby = 1968.
Pre-ordered yesterday and my bookshop thought it looked "cool" and ordered extra copies for the store 🎉
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Unfortunately, I am getting VERY good at imaging things these days
TEEF! Well tooth anyway 🙀
A spare kidney, in this economy?
Thanks for the timely blog! I had much the same day trying to figure out how to write a report for work today...finally cracked it (I think) and hope to get a draft out tomorrow.
Monty, 5 seconds before this pic was taken...
Big toddler energy from cankles the clown.
People are saying "I'll just go to Canada", but Canada is not responsible for saving us from our own stupid. I mean, yes, if BC gets a surplus of vaccines and invites us to cross the border to get vaxxed, then you bet I will make the short drive up. But it's not fair of us to make you bail us out.
Yep. I'm hoping I can get one more booster before it all goes away. Immunocompromised and a cancer survivor with a spouse that's over 70. We still mask in public, but will now have to go back to no people in the house at all and masks when we visit our friends, no matter how low-risk they are.
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163 million workers in the US. Kick out 97 million people, say ~60% of them work. That leaves ~110 million workers. But wait, they don't want women to work, so cut that in half. Now you've got 55 million white guys sitting around doing nothing bc the people who get sh!t done are women & immigrants!
Ramona being all muddy & late for class after she pulls up the beet in the empty lot and that's the day the teacher finally asks her to clap the erasers. Ramona is so happy. The teacher has never asked her to clap erasers because Ramona's clothes were too nice and she didn't want her to get dirty.
Residents of the very small tourist town where I live just got an "every drop counts" water conservation flyer from the city who just in the last year issued new permits for a 400 person apartment complex, a new sub-division, and a 4-story hotel. But please, tell me why I can't water my tomatoes.
The story is: the middle one is from Hobby Lobby, the next ones out are from Michaels, then Amazon (clearance), the dollar store, and dollar general. If you look closely, one is actually a Pez dispenser.
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#Caturday is for blanket forts Percy. I think you would like it if you gave it a chance.
We live in the dumbest possible timeline 🤦🏼♀️
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Workin'
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Hi Percy 🙃
I love how you share your process. Writing is hard.
Percy!
Seattle. Home of the flying fish.
Amen to that!
Share one of your favorite movie characters
Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you joy and happiness
So cute!
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Half the people I work with are using AI for their jobs and I can't even... I really don't see anything positive coming from it. Just a lot of wasted water and energy to keep those server farms running.
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Ugh. I'm so sorry. What fresh hell is this?!? I thought ultrasound was usually the next step? Or MRI? I know those are $$ and a pain in the neck (literally), but surely better than this. Regular mammos are bad enough, especially if you have dense breasts. I can't even imagine.
Cancer gal here rooting for you 💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿
I'm on the struggle bus big time lately. Tired. All. The. Time. Is it allergies? Side effects from the allergy meds? Side effects from the cancer meds? Getting older? Or just, you know *gestures wildly*, everything else? Be kind. To yourself* and everyone else. *Reminder from me to me.
Sending hugs. F@ck cancer!
Jupiter cucumbers
i love you darth
Oooh, that's bad. He is totally nuts.
Happy birthday to you! 🎉 I'm so glad you're here, and I'm glad I found you again after the mass exodus from the bad place scattered everyone in the social media winds.
Anonymous philanthropist reclusive millionaire. It would be so much fun to give away really big wads of cash.
Happiest of birthdays to you Wil! 🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
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Yes please 🙏🏻
Good night Monty. And Monty's little mouse 💞
But we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research.
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especially if your dish includes potatoes darth
🎉🎉🎉 Mine is on order and should be here Friday. Also got the Drowning House. Also I Am Princess X is one of my absolute favs if you haven't read it.
One way to support is request from your library (ebook, hard copy, audiobook; why not all three). You can check it out w/o reading but the library buys a copy & someone else might discover. (Horror is not my jam either, but Cherie is a hell of a writer, you might enjoy if you skim the scary parts.)
Hummingbird: stops at the hot lips salvia. It is the 15th bird of the day and the plant is tired. HB: hovers and stares at me on the deck. Me: sorry dude, I can't refill the plant juice, maybe you should get here earlier HB: I am disappoint Me: 🤷🏼 HB: 👀 Me: 🤷🏼 HB: flies off in a huff
Just believe the survivors! We know they were buds. #hallelujah #comedy #parody
Good job pretending not to be thinking about murdering Cherie in her sleep Monty 😼
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So...I wrote a release day blog post (finally) and uh, it might not be what you were expecting but I'm kind of Going Through It over here right now, so here goes nothing. www.cheriepriest.com/blog/getting...
Don't worry, he's probably not going to murder you in your sleep. Probably.
Whale shark 🐳🦈
I mean is Melania on a stick actually on that fireplace mantel, or was that photoshopped in? Because if he really has a cardboard cutout of his wife so he can remember what she looks like then 🙀🤡🤢
Is the Melania on a stick real? 👀
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bUt wHAt AbOut tHE gHoSts 👻👻👻?!?!?? WiLl tHeY HAunT?
Missed you yesterday!
Donald in Mathmagic Land
Ok which is it @stephenking.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com? #WhereDoAllRoadsLead
A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers I am Princess X by Cherie Priest The Ogress and the Orphans by @kellybarnhill.bsky.social The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Durst
Kudos for getting such great pics! We have hundreds in our lavender and other flowers but I can never get one to sit still long enough for a photo 🐝 It's cools to just go outside and hear the all the buzzing. Busy, busy bees 🪻
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