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Chris Lites

@chrislites.bsky.social

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

He think everyone is as transactional as he is and some of them have terrible ideologies.

1/9/2025, 2:18:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep.

1/9/2025, 2:17:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hari Kunzru (@harikunzru.bsky.social) reposted

Government as jenga - you keep taking turns to get rid of something until it collapses

1/9/2025, 1:56:39 AM | 61 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Big oil will force us at gunpoint to buy gasoline.

1/9/2025, 2:16:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

Such a mystery.

31/8/2025, 11:05:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted

New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!

PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SECRETARY GINA DEBLASSIE AUGUST 29, 2025 Ensuring Availability of COVID-19 Vaccine for the 2025-2026 Season THIS ORDER supersedes any previous order, proclamation, or directives to the extent they are in conflict. This Public Order shall take effect immediately and remain in effect until such time as it automatically expires one year from the date of issuance, or until such time as the New Mexico Department of Health Cabinet Secretary rescinds it.
31/8/2025, 5:04:38 PM | 27017 8315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

Exactly, in a country that reads at sixth grade level, don't overcomplicate things.

31/8/2025, 11:04:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clara Jeffery (@clarajeffery.bsky.social) reposted

Burning Man should die. But not before it gives us one true crime podcast www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

31/8/2025, 9:32:48 PM | 227 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Annalee Newitz (@annaleen.bsky.social) reposted

This seems weirdly unsustainable at first, but it's OK because we're building a Dyson sphere around the solar system to host it.

30/8/2025, 11:24:02 PM | 1218 193 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aparna Nair (@disabilitystor1.bsky.social) reposted

yes, microwaved for around 20 minutes

30/8/2025, 3:26:41 PM | 39 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

the reason I know “fiscal conservatism” isn’t real is that most fiscal conservatives, when you explain this to them, are willing to pay extra just so people who don’t “deserve” a benefit don’t get it

30/8/2025, 3:39:11 PM | 1229 257 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ (@charliejane.bsky.social) reposted

Please please help me spread the word! I've been to Atlanta a few times, but I don't know as many folks there as I do in Seattle or LA. So I would really *massively* appreciate any and all help letting ATL folks know about this event. 🍑💖📚

28/8/2025, 8:38:22 PM | 111 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Jaffe (@gregjaffe.bsky.social) reposted

The Pentagon is restoring a portrait of Gen. Robert E. Lee, which includes a slave guiding the Confederate general’s horse in the background, to the West Point library three years after a congressionally mandated commission ordered it removed, officials said. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/u...

29/8/2025, 3:10:15 AM | 1117 522 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

Homes and John 2:14 hooking up was not on the Gibson bingo card.

29/8/2025, 10:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’ Deuteronomy 27:19

DHS tweeting “Pray without ceasing.”
29/8/2025, 2:43:19 AM | 2105 440 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

If they had balls, they wouldn't be working for Trump, so they should be fine.

29/8/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted

He found a way to F up LEGO. Of course he did.

29/8/2025, 7:15:43 PM | 744 190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lynda Will Not Obey (@ivanasstaircam.bsky.social) reposted

LEGO Tariffs are clearly targeting liberals because republicans don’t know how to put LEGOs together. MAGA kids have to make mud pies until they hit their early teens and are able to marry their uncles and aunts.

29/8/2025, 7:21:47 PM | 620 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

In what order?!?

29/8/2025, 6:30:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture High Priestess, Low Patience (@cheriepriest.com) reposted

29/8/2025, 3:26:12 AM | 234 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel Montfort (@montfort.me) reposted

The ineffective small sections of border wall built by @GregAbbott_TX is the perfect metaphor for his entire tenure. Pointless, useless, and a massive multi-billion-dollar waste of taxpayer money. apps.texastribune.org/features/202...

28/8/2025, 12:32:51 PM | 86 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

I can have cake for breakfast if I want!

28/8/2025, 4:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted

Weird that these mass shootings get narratively framed as random violence caused by an imprecise miasma of social pathology and not as independent contributions to a specific and highly organized political program.

28/8/2025, 12:41:35 AM | 1198 312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you writing for it?

28/8/2025, 4:29:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gilly (@gillyarcht.bsky.social) reposted

‘We’ve never practiced it in the church, though, only in school’ v @tomtomorrow.bsky.social

28/8/2025, 4:26:15 AM | 96 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

looking forward to the many press conferences during the next pandemic where we’ll be forced to listen to someone who sounds like pennies in a garbage disposal and looks like fried chicken skin telling us how to stay healthy

13/2/2025, 5:48:13 PM | 5204 853 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The roses pictured were at the cottage Orwell lived in from 1936-1940s and may be ones he planted. He took a bullet fighting fascism, did more against it as a writer, noted in a column, "last time I mentioned flowers in this column an indignant lady wrote in to say that flowers are bourgeois.”

28/8/2025, 2:54:00 AM | 266 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

OK, my archaeologist friend says: "Probably not legit native American. More like folk art made to look indigenous."

27/8/2025, 1:38:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

People ask why everything is dull and gray now, like Cracker Barrel, Taco Bell, etc. Or why the Rose Garden got paved. It's 1984. It's the Soviet Union. It's Brutalism. That's why. The look of any country reflects the zeitgeist and our zeitgeist is: totalitarianism.

26/8/2025, 7:01:16 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

From the whole world? That sounds made up!

26/8/2025, 3:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll show it to am archaeologist I know that specializes in Native American culture

26/8/2025, 12:31:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

This is supposedly real.

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25/8/2025, 6:34:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reposted

In case this matters, I would like anyone who did this or anyone considering doing similar to know that this repainting meant a lot to my gay teenager.

23/8/2025, 2:21:31 PM | 5616 1056 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social) reposted

Hey, Portland, I'll be in conversation with Mona Awad at the Powells on Burnside September 30, talking about her new novel. I love Awad's work, so this will be a treat! share.google/uFWVbmvY6Mal...

24/8/2025, 10:54:18 PM | 73 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a great show.

25/8/2025, 3:23:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Cantwell (@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social) reposted

Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.

Kerry Bishe in costume as Donna and Mackenzie Davis in costume as Cameron Howe on the set of Halt and Catch Fire Scoot McNairy and Lee Pace on the set of Halt and Catch Fire
24/8/2025, 4:44:43 PM | 3585 1540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

You should reach out to Mike Wolfe of American Pickers through your agent if nothing resolves here.

25/8/2025, 3:21:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

We're about to see what the world's largest economy loks like run by the klept.

24/8/2025, 3:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

23/8/2025, 9:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

Interesting list of "adventure books" from the 80s to early 90s. Hd Bill,, Pynchon, comics, Amis, and ends with you. www.hilobrow.com/eighties-adv... @jwomack.bsky.social

23/8/2025, 2:17:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd always planned it'd be me after I paved the South.

23/8/2025, 2:16:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Shirley (@johnshirley2024.bsky.social) reposted

Just like firing the jobs-report statistician. Lie or get fired. This also will please Putin.

22/8/2025, 10:33:58 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture seminarstar.bsky.social (@seminarstar.bsky.social) reposted

Fuck these fucking fascists.

22/8/2025, 10:35:40 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

A very bad sign IMO. x.com/WashProbs/st...

22/8/2025, 11:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he, and his third-stirnger ilk may be the end of the regime when jiggle Tits McGee does his last YMCA dance.

22/8/2025, 8:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nome (@nome.bsky.social) reposted

My elderly rural Southern dad - who is also just a human being with empathy towards others, to be clear - laid this out for me when I was a kid. "I'm a white guy - but I'm near the bottom of 'white guys' that the system cares about. So it's in my best interest to make sure that as many people as /

30/1/2025, 12:56:18 AM | 185 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Did assemblers built that?

22/8/2025, 8:20:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Inquest (@inquest.bsky.social) reposted

"We are invited to consider [NYC's proposed skyscraper jails] as good neighbors, sites of life opportunity . . . anything but facilities for human caging." Jarrod Shanahan & Zhandarka Kurti reveal how NYC jail boosters abuse decarceral talking points. w/ @haymarketbooks.org

21/8/2025, 1:13:28 PM | 40 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Never forget!

22/8/2025, 8:19:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Will the work camps run on Dunkin'?

22/8/2025, 8:18:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) reposted

The Defense Intelligence Agency told the White House what it didn’t want to hear. Soon after, Hegseth fired the head of the DIA. The point wasn’t to deliver a message to Lt. Gen. Jeffrey Kruse — it was to deliver a message to everyone else about the consequences of failing to toe the line.

22/8/2025, 8:05:23 PM | 99 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

A liar and a pedophile assures us Trump is a good person.

22/8/2025, 8:17:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not care that you are on fire because I not on fire.

20/8/2025, 6:55:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

Doing a test screening of ROGUE TROOPER a week tomorrow here in the US... Still lots of work to do on all the post, but... I'm SO EXCITED!

20/8/2025, 1:57:25 AM | 1045 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) (@funranium.bsky.social) reposted

This is Strange Fruit PR all over again.

17/8/2025, 7:57:59 PM | 120 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Harkaway (@nickharkaway.com) reposted

What if someone predicted that in ten years time Sam Altman will be working on an emu farm in West Drayton and calling himself Olaf? Because there are fewer problems with that prediction.

17/8/2025, 6:20:38 PM | 298 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll never be allowed up by that dog again.

19/8/2025, 3:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Splitcoil (@splitcoil.bsky.social) reposted

Reading a supposedly serious, intelligent analysis of the occupation of DC that still hasn't mentioned it having anything to do with punishing and intimidating black Americans ten paragraphs in, closing the tab with extreme prejudice and dismissing the author forever.

17/8/2025, 2:02:55 PM | 217 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

truly unreal. he's the guy who buys a lap dance and thinks the stripper and he had a deep connection

18/8/2025, 9:56:31 PM | 3932 777 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Harwell (@drewharwell.com) reposted

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

President @realDonaldTrump showing President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hat 🤣🇺🇸
19/8/2025, 2:08:22 AM | 15135 3671 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamra Bonvillain (@tamrabonvillain.bsky.social) reposted

Love waking up every day and reading about the most evil shit imaginable.

19/8/2025, 1:57:46 AM | 287 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to know what happened to the mold after being exposed to him.

19/8/2025, 3:54:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon Spanton (@simonguy.bsky.social) reposted

Good grief...

17/8/2025, 3:19:40 PM | 42 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Figliuzzi (@frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social) reposted

Headline that could have been written months ago:

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16/8/2025, 12:26:41 PM | 3919 1119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

There's a non-zero chance Trump literally shit himself and those with weaker stomach had to flee.

16/8/2025, 10:45:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Soon we will know what happened in there. Be patient.

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16/8/2025, 7:08:53 PM | 487 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

Rogue Trooper is 6 reels long, (an anachronistic system used during post production.) Our mystery composer played @bazzybazbazbaz.bsky.social & I reel 2 today & it was so, so great, we giggled like loons! That’s the 1st two reels done! Both brill! I’m so excited to show you this feckin film. 💪🏼❤️🤞🏼

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16/8/2025, 5:40:22 AM | 876 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad she is better! Kawaii cyberpunk pic there.

16/8/2025, 4:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kathryn Cramer 📚🎨 (@kathryncramer.bsky.social) reposted

Correct framing of the current noises coming out of the White House.

15/8/2025, 2:47:39 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

I found the next cover for @greatdismal.bsky.social's Count Zero.

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15/8/2025, 1:07:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted

Wow, wild. Anyway, here's a photo of Atlantic Owner Laurene Powell Jobs having a nice time with Ghislaine Maxwell.

13/8/2025, 9:58:34 PM | 4405 1478 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

People need to start asking the right questions like... Why do we have all these billionaires, but I can't even get basic healthcare? If people are needing to shoplift baby formula and nappies maybe the problem is the prices in the constant record profits shops?

14/8/2025, 7:47:37 PM | 128 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture evacide (@evacide.bsky.social) reposted

It is sometimes necessary, in these difficult times, to spend an hour scrolling through clothing sites, hoping that one of these gowns is going to give you the strength to fight fascism.

12/8/2025, 9:38:12 PM | 331 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real News Network (@therealnews.com) reposted

“It’s a bit of an obscenity that I’m asked so much to speak on this subject because I happen to be Jewish and because I happened, as an infant, to have survived the Holocaust…Why aren’t we listening to the Palestinians?”

12/8/2025, 8:02:01 PM | 1690 728 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Amend (@billamend.bsky.social) reposted

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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12/8/2025, 1:28:10 AM | 33054 7043 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

Okay I found the most depressing post

Lee Stranahan @stranahan 0 ... I've never really discussed my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload PDFs to her. 11:25 AM • Aug 11, 2025 • 99 Views
12/8/2025, 3:37:48 PM | 6617 955 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William Gibson (@greatdismal.bsky.social) reposted

For real. Singularly honored to know him.

12/8/2025, 5:10:57 PM | 232 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a great game. I have the base deck somewhere.

12/8/2025, 2:09:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

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Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

Personally, I would rather the nation’s capital was not militarily occupied by a pedophile fascist dictator.

11/8/2025, 2:18:04 AM | 384 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent

image is adam and eve in a christian cartoon on tumblr liathepenguinologist:
14/11/2024, 11:06:58 PM | 848 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted

Someone forgot to take down this webpage: www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

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11/8/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 28582 11844 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened." – Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

9/8/2025, 6:07:06 PM | 13938 4627 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t let this die. Keep elevating this.

9/8/2025, 11:50:13 PM | 6014 3351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, you can't leave it at that! Was there life on Mars?!?

10/8/2025, 7:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted

A CNBC poll from July 28-August 3rd showed Trump's disapproval ratings at 51%. "Yeah.." a Republican might say, "...but what about Fox News polls? You know...and REAL poll!" Well, I'm glad you asked: Fox News July 18-21. Trump's disapproval rating was 54%😎

10/8/2025, 3:46:03 AM | 1613 430 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

Mr Sulu, still steering us right.

10/8/2025, 3:52:34 AM | 806 148 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

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Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

"You can't go home again, Oatman. But I guess you can shop there."

10/8/2025, 1:13:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

Ours or other country's?

10/8/2025, 1:13:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

"F'thagen and such!"

10/8/2025, 1:12:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh (@pmoslatraigh.bsky.social) reposted

The Lovecraftian Thrones at Puerto Vallarta's Rotonda Del Mar are a striking feature created by Mexican sculptor Alejandro Colunga. Located along the Malecón boardwalk, these surreal thrones blend elements of Lovecraftian horror and whimsical fantasy, featuring intricate designs with tentacles,

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17/6/2025, 11:31:07 AM | 91 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is Trump's extortion goal.

10/8/2025, 1:12:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thefirstlevel.bsky.social (@thefirstlevel.bsky.social) reposted

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9/8/2025, 9:38:59 PM | 3063 945 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

"MU-TH-UR, I need to take a dump." "That'll be 4000 Welyand Bucks, Dallas."

10/8/2025, 1:10:12 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture subtrauma (@subtrauma.bsky.social) reposted

Can't I'm busy this weekend

A bidet with so many control buttons, like from a spaceship.
9/8/2025, 4:55:37 PM | 566 177 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

The crayon revisions may give it away.

10/8/2025, 1:08:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Peters (@colinpeters.bsky.social) reposted

You remember Donald firing the person who reported job numbers because he wanted different numbers. This is exactly the same thing.

10/8/2025, 12:41:18 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social) reply parent

Soap is really, really ancient.

10/8/2025, 1:05:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lites (@chrislites.bsky.social)

People say billionaires have no utility. But they used to. They used to drive around asking each other if they had any Grey Poupon. That was public service.

10/8/2025, 1:05:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view