Sir Chumlee
@chummychumlee.bsky.social
Crankypants curmudgeonette of the highest order. Dogs, coffee, beer, and jammies. Not necessarily in that order. Fuck Trump with a cactus, and I AM NOT A BOT. Also: NO DM; Crypto; $$fishing; OnlyFans; and PORN
created November 19, 2024
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Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
6/ If you’ve made it this far, you’d probably like my newsletter, Civil Discourse, and you can subscribe for free. Cut through the noise. Understand what’s really happening—and why it matters. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
5/ Trump‘s attempt to fire Lisa Cook from the Fed continues. The Fed is insulated by statute from the whims of a president for precisely this reason. Trump wants the Fed to do his bidding, but the economists there are using their expertise, not his need for political wins, to guide the economy.
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
1/ If you are feeling overwhelmed by the fast paced of legal news, remember that it’s deliberate. It’s a strategy Trump uses, flooding the zone in hopes that people will tune out. Read what you need to know here to get ready for the week: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
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Deb Houry (@drdebhoury.bsky.social) reposted
Appreciated the opportunity to join Dr. Ali Khan and @richbesser.bsky.social via @wsj.com to discuss recent changes to public health and what this means for health and preparedness @altcdc.altgov.info www.wsj.com/video/three-...
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
Something that has been missing from the Trump administration’s review of the Epstein case: considering the survivors. This week, they speak out, and we should all be listening. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Stephen Miller is REALLY bad at pretending to be Trump. Like this doesn’t even almost sound like a Trump tweet
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
White House releases new photo of Trump golfing today Your move, shitlibs
emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Here's the govt bid to get him detained. I think they try to misrepresent photos for body cam. Why is there body cam of the gun, but not the alleged assault? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And then they compare w/Jan6 release (earlier they cite Munchel, the precedent for those cases).
emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted
Here's the response from Paul Bryant, the Black veteran and lawyer whom the govt arrested in part bc he had a legal weapon in DC, to USG attempt to get him detained. It leans heavily into the lack of Body Cam proving he shoulder checked some Guardsmen. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted
His administration is more authoritarian than ever, the red states are as aggressive as ever, the destruction of our health care system is worse than ever—and Trump doesn’t seem particularly engaged or even well. What’s up as we enter September? Tim and JVL discuss. youtu.be/N3XMfXXnD4I?...
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
JUST IN: Drew Ensign, on behalf of DOJ, reports that all of the migrant children have been returned to ORR custody.
The New Yorker (@newyorker.com) reposted
In Ghislaine Maxwell’s Justice Department interview, she comes off as pathetic, loathsome, and utterly lacking in remorse. The entire operation was damage control—an attempt to exculpate President Trump from his own involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
The New York Times (@nytimes.com) reposted
An 11-year-old boy who was shot while playing the “ding dong ditch” prank in Houston on Saturday night has died, the authorities said.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Kat ‘Beans’ (@katbuns.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Plant Parenthood (@plantparenthood.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Here’s a photo of him helping the victim
Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted
Pro drop off gone awry presumably.
Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted
Oh stop it, both the media for this idiotic reductive narrative and Dem centrists for being such astonishing wimps. The voters of NYC — especially young ones — made their clear choice, so either move along or go sit down. You win nothing by being cautious and scared www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social) reply parent
Those hats would last 10 seconds (maybe) on my savage crew.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Clyde turned 3 today; his little sisfur Gracie turned 1 in June and we didn't want her to feel left out 🤣
Mark Clemens (@markclemens.bsky.social) reposted
It’s September! The leaves are falling, the air is chilled and Congress is back. Ok, let’s see the Epstein files, Mr Speaker.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
This is cool
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Afterparty by invitation only at FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING 7339 State Road Philadelphia, PA 19136
darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social) reply parent
What the hell happened to Martha RavagedFace? What has happened to most of the goddamned media?
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
From my latest: Emergency-Gate: Focus on Challenging the Premise of Trump’s Power.” open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"Even in a long line of anti-labor GOP presidents, Trump stands out. And while he may not succeed in completely destroying collective bargaining in America, he’s poised to strike terrible blows against organized labor." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Right-wing Daily Caller just released a transcript of an interview they did with Trump last week. This was part of it.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
It’s still early, but pretty good turnout so far for Bernie Sanders and Graham Platner’s (running against Susan Collins) rally here in Maine today.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Today in Politics, Bulletin 197. Everything you need to know about what happened today in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
some white racists mad as hell today
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
Trump going to sleep earlier, which I think is a little noteworthy
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
Three demential chess I tell you
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"It is grasping at straws to justify an open-ended 'national emergency' power of the sort that should be disfavored in our laws unless it is granted in terms far more explicit than these."
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
"The courts have been unpersuaded that we live in a state of permanent national emergency that is global in scope and decades-long in duration, requiring swift executive action on the theory that Congress could never assemble in time to address the issue. … www.nationalreview.com/corner/divid...
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social) reply parent
Would his initials be JT?
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
I desperately want to email this to a certain journalist
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay
darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social) reply parent
What a cutie patootie.
jen 🌻 (@bunnibytz.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Birthday Clyde! ❤️ #CorgiCrew @gtconway.bsky.social
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Today is the first day of public trading for Trump’s crypto scam.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Russia, Russia, Russia!! HOAX!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Vince Lamb (@vincelamb.bsky.social) reposted
"There's only one way to drive directly between Michigan's peninsulas, and it requires crossing this absolute feat of engineering. This is the story of the longest suspension bridge in the Western Hemisphere: the one, the only, the Mackinac Bridge." crazyeddiethemotie.blogspot.com/2025/09/alex...
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Anyway, I’m glad to know the president is still technically alive so he can watch this tomorrow www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Mack Butterfield (@mack2114.bsky.social) reposted
I hope the bury him in the weeds next to Ivana.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
As we begin a new month, my law firm is litigation 51 voting and election cases in 25 states. 6 in Arizona 6 in Georgia 4 in Florida 4 in North Carolina 8 involve redistricting
Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted
Tennis Cap Swipe update: Piotr Szczerek, the swipee, is either denying he made the "tough luck" non-apology - or apologizing for it (Auto-Translated from Polish. Hat tip - yup - to @patriottakes.bsky.social)
Do coke with a purpose! (@sexxielexxie.bsky.social) reposted
Y’all be sympathetic towards to people who don’t even view y’all as humans. I’ll never understand it.
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trump Cabal IS unfathomably cruel.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
An upcoming news conference with victims of Jeffrey Epstein could be “explosive,” one of the congressmen pushing for full release of the files on Epstein predicts. Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social)
Care to comment, Jake Tapper?
Keith A. Eddins (@eugeneinoregon.bsky.social) reposted
Very good, serious piece…
Scott (@thegopisfubar2024.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted
Found the Epstein Files
Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted
MOSHI IS MISSING IN FAIRVIEW, NJ: last seen at Anderson Avenue and 7th Street. He's 11 pounds and chipped: 985113009818149. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MOSHI!
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
I didn’t really need more evidence that RFK Jr is nuts and delusional.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
A 1941 WPA road gang of migrant workers in New Mexico, many of whom were simultaneously working as farm laborers. Trump would have deported all of them.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Not sure why everyone is doubting Giuliani’s spokesman’s story it sounds totally plausible and not suspicious at all
Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted
I can
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted
I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Dan Nexon (@dhnexon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We have a decades of scholarship on how pro-democracy forces win in competitive authoritarian systems: they form a united opposition that brings together people with otherwise profound political disagreements.
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
The LGML case came very close to being JGG redux. But just before the hearing began, the judge decided not to wait. She entered a TRO barring removal of all the children. That made all the difference: DHS already had the kids loaded on planes. One plane even took off (then turned around).
LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted
My theory is that Trump wants Roberts to act now because if the stonks crash before it gets to them, his argument for getting the MAGA 6 to ignore the law (IT MADE US GREAT AGAIN!) will evaporate.
Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted
Trump now routinely barks orders to the Opus Dei Court and they do whatever he commands of them.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
J.B. Pritzker is 100% right. Please listen to him, pay attention, and join us in speaking out against authoritarianism and to protect free and fair elections.
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
Troops in the streets and he thinks he’s going to get a Nobel, peace begins at home
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
Sir Chumlee (@chummychumlee.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm gonna surmise this lovely specimen got bullied massively in HS and this is his BIG GET EVEN tour.
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Many thanks to independent journalist Amanda Moore (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) for all the footage she captured.
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
BURGUM: “I was shocked to find out, like, ‘oh, [USPP] pull somebody over and they just drive away and you can't pursue them?’ And they said ‘no, we can't.’ We got that rule changed in 24 hours because of President Trump's leadership. The next night they had so much fun. They pulled people over.”
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve been sent numerous photos the last few days of guards members with rifles, including down by the wharf for jazzfest.
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
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Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You can read the study here It’s actually pretty positive www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
You guys see where this is going? Right?
Devin Burghart (@dburghart.bsky.social) reposted
There are few things Elon Musk knows less about than birth control. However, his “seed the world to save Western Civilization” fantasies know no bounds. It’s also worth noting that he’s retweeting this British racist for his “facts.” hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/e...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
New in PN: "By the time you read this, the White House may have put out a Labor Day statement. It will no doubt offer an effusive tribute to Trump, who in his infinite beneficence has delivered workers a utopia of prosperity. But back on Earth, he's the most anti-labor president in modern history."
Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted
Trump wants us to stop focusing on the bad parts of slavery. Wrote about how we tend not to focus on one of the worst parts—sweeping, horrific sexual violence. Christofascist patriarchs don’t want to talk about that, for obvious reasons. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/slavery-wa...
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Like it’s not an exaggeration lol bsky.app/profile/atru...
Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted
There are people in public life clearly and accurately stating the danger to America at this bizarre moment. Those people need support from every Conservative and Liberal American who find our Constitution worth preserving.
Susan McPherson (@susanmcp.bsky.social) reposted
"It isn’t that many more Americans wouldn’t like to belong to unions if they could —they don’t have the chance. That decline in union membership is no accident." By @paulwaldman.bsky.social in PN: www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-labo...
Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) (@axidentaliberal.bsky.social) reposted
Informative, timely, and well written The work of Public Notice and @atrupar.com has become one of my favorite news sources
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Trump leaves the White House this morning (Andrew Caballero/Getty)
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
If that Trump Truth Social account posts an apology to someone, admits making a mistake, or accepts responsibility for something, then we will know something is definitely up.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Everything is perfectly normal and fine. Nothing to see here.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
The White House posts that the US has now taken in $8 Trillion in tariff revenue so far. Preposterous insane lies on an hourly basis.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Statement from Trump about his good friend Rudy Giuliani who was injured in a serious car crash on Saturday:
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Here in the US, “two weeks” actually means never.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Weekend at Donnie’s bsky.app/profile/atru...
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Why did Hollywood studios decide not to make Weekend at Bernie's III? Because they became too woke.