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Clark Matthews

@clarkmatthews.bsky.social

The long-winded, basketball obsessed editor emeritus of TheLostOgle.com

created July 18, 2023

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Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

California should overtake Texas while they are undefended.

2/9/2025, 10:14:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."

2/9/2025, 8:20:30 PM | 15613 4397 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

So, he's going to announce sanctions on Russia today?

2/9/2025, 5:48:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

Will the Epstein files also be moving to Alabama?

2/9/2025, 3:37:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly they can't, as the minority in both chambers, push anything through unilaterally...but they could at least shame the Republicans for complicity. Instead, they are all individually plotting their POTUS runs.

2/9/2025, 3:28:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

Which means that the ongoing deployment to D.C. is illegal, as will be the deployment he's intending to send to Chicago. The only way to stop him will be impeachment, which Congress is too afraid to do, or death, which God is working on.

2/9/2025, 3:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of the people complaining are people who built a following on Twitter and are mad that a substantial number of their followers left. Their true contention is that they don't want to start over on a new platform.

2/9/2025, 3:15:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hero

2/9/2025, 1:49:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the primary appeal of the app to the schools is that it addresses that fewer people carry cash, at all, and reduces the inherent risk of cash misappropriation.

2/9/2025, 1:47:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is it. He’s releasing the Epstein files. *no medical questions

2/9/2025, 3:29:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaxAddict 🎷 🎗🇺🇸 (@saxaddict.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Not so fkn funny now, is it Donnie. 💀

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1/9/2025, 1:18:42 PM | 111 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the scariest (most promising) sign yet. If Trump can’t even manage making his own tweets and the fill in is needing to auto pen his name to hide that fact…

1/9/2025, 5:30:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Jacob Rosecrants (@jacobrosecrants.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking! Former teacher Rep. Jacob Rosecrants (D-Norman) releases the first five questions of the new “Is Ryan Walters a Good State Superintendent?” test to be given to all Oklahomans, and he asks: “Can y’all pass this test?”* *Read each choice carefully, this is harder than you think! 🤓

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1/9/2025, 4:38:15 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. No one wore Jordan jerseys to Bulls road games.

1/9/2025, 4:56:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:38:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woj should come out of retirement to break the news we are all hoping for.

30/8/2025, 4:15:33 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

The cast has been so bloated for awhile now. I assume a good percentage of the cast that are leaving just stuck around because they wanted to be there for the 50th anniversary.

29/8/2025, 2:04:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She pioneered the field of repeating message board trolls as legitimate sources.

29/8/2025, 1:51:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as the President drops the match, the Supreme Court says there is nothing that can be done about it.

29/8/2025, 1:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem IS with the human heart, and that's the human heart's desire to have deadly weapons.

29/8/2025, 1:34:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump lives through this term, I hope the next President follows this precedent.

29/8/2025, 1:31:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the Cowboys get a conference win this season, I will be impressed.

29/8/2025, 2:32:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy stat: If the Thunder hadn't made a single one of their free throws all year, they still would have won 65 games in the regular season.

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28/8/2025, 5:51:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a better hitter than pitcher for the Cowboys.

28/8/2025, 4:22:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is only one unifying factor involved in gun violence, and that is guns.

28/8/2025, 1:44:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fred Guttenberg (@fredguttenberg.bsky.social) reposted

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27/8/2025, 5:27:54 PM | 21438 6123 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder where he'd go that the leader of the country would offer him sanctuary.

27/8/2025, 8:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM | 20687 6756 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking: According to Minneapolis police, two children — ages 8 and 10 — have been killed in the church shooting. 14 children and three adults injured. Minneapolis mayor Frey: "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying."

27/8/2025, 4:10:31 PM | 8250 2234 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:02:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He would know.

26/8/2025, 7:28:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrexham should have spent some of that money on defense.

26/8/2025, 7:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The former AG of the State of Florida thinks it's illegal to be drunk while on a boat? I assume she shutdown the cruise industry in her state.

26/8/2025, 6:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Trump convince RFKjr of this, or is he the one who got Trump thinking this was a thing?

26/8/2025, 5:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a problem with the TSET statutes. The proceeds aren't really allowed for anything other than Public Service Announcements, but it makes way more than can rationally used for that purpose. So, people like Russ expand the definition of PSA for nefarious purposes.

26/8/2025, 5:47:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

Did some news come out while I was at lunch?

26/8/2025, 5:41:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this means he had a stroke and can no longer use his right arm.

26/8/2025, 4:31:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

theonion.com/former-japan...

The Onion's American Voices: Former Japanese Internment Camp Used As Immigrant Detention Center “That’s a lot to squeeze onto one plaque.” Tina Engle, Paranormal Eyewitness “It’s great how America is able to turn the atrocities of our past into the atrocities of our present.” Harrison Weiss, Gerbil Psychologist “A few more coincidences like this, and I might start to worry.” Moses Brazdorf, Sandwich Craftsman
26/8/2025, 2:12:44 PM | 4687 1044 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

One of my old pastors told our Sunday school class that whenever The Bible mentions "40 days" it really just means, "it was a long time." I think that's how Trump uses "two weeks."

26/8/2025, 1:58:28 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted

Turns out, it’s not a bruise on Trump’s hand, it’s a gang tattoo from a notorious international child sex trafficking gang.

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26/8/2025, 11:40:06 AM | 524 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel really sorry for the translators working these events.

25/8/2025, 7:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

Are they being robbed by The Hulk?

25/8/2025, 7:26:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gundy isn't much on making decisions.

25/8/2025, 7:24:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully a new opportunity will be enough to get him back on track, like it did for Pulisic moving to Milan. The kid is still only 22.

25/8/2025, 7:14:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark Matthews (@clarkmatthews.bsky.social)

He's clearly wanting to hide the bruise. Is it simply an IV infiltration bruise, or is there something more there? If it is infiltration from an IV, why did he need an IV?

25/8/2025, 5:19:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 5:15:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a tiny hand.

25/8/2025, 4:14:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a massive bruise.

25/8/2025, 4:13:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:08:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOW DARE SHE!

25/8/2025, 4:06:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maxton Shexnailder You can't beat an x in both names.

25/8/2025, 4:02:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OSU Cowboy Football season is starting this week? THUNDER UP!

25/8/2025, 4:00:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI is just incredible:

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25/8/2025, 3:59:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not sure I’ve ever disliked any players at the LLWS, but this “Lukey Betts” kid comes off as so entitled.

24/8/2025, 7:53:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume you mean the Minnesota fair. Can I go in your place?

22/8/2025, 8:48:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The version of the album is slower than the one on the music video.

22/8/2025, 8:46:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jewel - You Were Meant For Me

22/8/2025, 8:38:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 8:11:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other 43% know it's dead.

22/8/2025, 6:40:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two weeks = Never going to discuss this again

22/8/2025, 5:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he wrong?

21/8/2025, 6:20:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he gets smashed in the chest with a sandwich.

21/8/2025, 5:36:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is in no way a exoneration. The appeals court only ruled the penalty exorbitant. Even if he ultimately wins the future appeals, it will just mean his fine is reduced.

21/8/2025, 5:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After he negotiates with BB&B, maybe he can get Blockbuster Video to move to Cali. Showbiz Pizza? Pets.com?

21/8/2025, 5:18:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The anti-USMNT fans are even more toxic.

21/8/2025, 2:50:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who did not get interested in soccer until his 40's, all it takes is a quick scroll through the pedantic a-holes filling the comment section of any soccer article to remember why I refused to get into the sport when I was younger.

21/8/2025, 2:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's definitely on par with the brown suit.

21/8/2025, 1:30:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely my WNBA knowledge. I always appreciated their coverage of that league.

21/8/2025, 1:24:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone knows old people love it when things change.

20/8/2025, 9:21:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 7:21:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They sent in the National Guard to arrest people for being homeless? That's the "crime" that justifies an armed invasion of a U.S. city?

20/8/2025, 5:53:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was he at Rob Ritchie's birth?

20/8/2025, 5:49:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention they generally use ladders.

20/8/2025, 3:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s like they sometimes, almost, get it.

20/8/2025, 12:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leave woke, go broke.

20/8/2025, 12:17:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, as he admits his intentions are impure, he will be ineligible for Good Place points.

20/8/2025, 1:06:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At best he’s going for a Hail Mary that gets him into the Medium Place like Mindy St. Claire.

20/8/2025, 1:03:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably should have considered that before he clearly sold his soul to the Devil.

19/8/2025, 7:27:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who would have guessed that a candidate that is trying to make a political comeback after many sexual harassment allegations would choose an Andrew Tate fan for a campaign manager?

19/8/2025, 6:18:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s the post with Trump making demands of Russia on the eve of kissing Putin’s ring.

18/8/2025, 4:09:35 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His abs have abs.

18/8/2025, 12:51:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NFL is already getting dividends from their ESPN investment

17/8/2025, 1:48:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's just ranking these guys entirely on vibes.

15/8/2025, 9:09:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Cardone (@cardonebrian.bsky.social) reposted

This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥

15/8/2025, 6:41:23 PM | 14442 4380 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who MOVES to Oklahoma to become a teacher?

15/8/2025, 8:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You want to read a really bad list?

15/8/2025, 8:14:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess they needed the riot gear in case the guy came armed with a calzone?

15/8/2025, 1:53:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume he's traveling with Diddy's baby oil container.

15/8/2025, 1:38:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First, they sign on to work his campaign, then he gives them a job at the Department of Education…

14/8/2025, 11:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure Kawhi has already sent in a request to use annual leave during March.

14/8/2025, 9:11:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who buys Plan B in bulk?

14/8/2025, 9:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The oldest team in the history of the league is going to have a brutal stretch right before the playoffs start.

14/8/2025, 9:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All Hunter's lawyers need is to show that Trump's authorized biographer made this claim, and the case gets dismissed.

14/8/2025, 8:52:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
14/8/2025, 7:00:33 PM | 15226 2464 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 8:44:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I'm concerned the Thunder are being put on too high of a pedestal. #cantbesatisfied

14/8/2025, 8:16:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's also Pritzker. He's fuller.

14/8/2025, 8:15:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view