[West-Ham Football Stadium chorus] Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross 'E can swing, from a web, E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead. Look out! 'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!
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[West-Ham Football Stadium chorus] Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross 'E can swing, from a web, E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead. Look out! 'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!
The world is a rough place these days so thank you for typing up this bit, it made me laugh and I needed that.
Reborn Hope (Alara Reborn) Artist: Warren Mahy "In darkness is kindled the fiercest hope." —Hadran, sunseeder of Naya #magicthegathering #mtg
Yes, and get fucked you class traitor.
There’s a great exchange in The Grapes Of Wrath where a farmer who’s been kicked off his land by a bank meets the guy getting paid peanuts to take it over. The guy is mewling like “well somebody was gonna do it if I didn’t!” and Steinbeck has such a beautiful, visceral, disdain for the character
This article’s author fundamentally doesn’t know what a himbo is, woof.
SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EoE (if you liked the set TELL THEM WE LIKE inventive ambitious in universe cards because EoE got swamped and swept aside by two UB preview deluges before it even released)
Jesus fucking Christ, what are we even doing at this point
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
anyone who uses tragedy to attempt to take away trans health care is a genocidal maniac who wants to inflict pain on an entire community
"Did you people throw this kind of shit-fit at Denny’s, or did you just order a Moons Over My Hammy and keep on truckin’?"
I pulled a copy of the One Ring when the LotR set came out. Played it in roughly 2 games and immediately took it out of every deck I had it in. Powerful? Absolutely. But it just didn’t…fit anywhere. It was always off theme and/or not really contributing to the deck’s gameplay in a way that was fun.
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man you dont say thats so wild
I also put it in Crovax! It’s amazing, so few cards do all of this at once, at least in mono-black.
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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Whether or not AI can suffer matters less than the suffering its human creators can cause aftermath.site/ai-suffering...
I feel that boot up music deep in my soul, my god.
@erikavonkaiser.bsky.social bunnies!
I got access to a top-secret preview of the inquiry: - Israeli military flawless, doing great job at ethical cleansing - The journalists were Hamas - The hospital was Hamas - The explosion was Hamas too, more Hamas than the hospital even - Any questioning of this inquiry is Hamas
Love the white weenies deck, way back in middle school when I first started playing I made an orzhov aggro deck with all soltari/dauthi creatures, what a blast. That takes me back.
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And there’s a mighty difference between a living thump and a dead thump.
Why would you sabotage your own life? Why set yourself up for chronic illness, endless infection cycles, premature death? Is putting on a mask in indoor public spaces really that difficult? Read about COVID, Long COVID, and think. Think hard, because your health depends on it.
I grew up with the Ron Spears art and it was one of those rares I pulled at the time that was *so* appealing. These days I prefer the flavor text of the Chippy printing: “Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving.” Feels appropriate for our current moment.
Thinking about rad Game Day Promos today. These are still bangers after all these years.
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
This monster personally facilitated and taught millions of parents to physically and spiritually abuse their children. I don’t believe in hell, but If it was real he'd be in it right now. Fuck James Dobson.
@valheimgame.bsky.social I’ve wanted to join your Discord for a long time and haven’t been able to ever since that hacking incident a couple-few years back. Any chance you could help me out or point me in the right direction of someone on your team who can? I’m a huge fan of your game!
New gender neutral toilet just dropped
That is some spicy tech, love it.
Not only this, but y'all have collectively consigned chattel slavery to the past and, in doing so, forget that for almost the entirety of American history Black people were property not people. In fact, the idea that Black people are full persons under the law is a MODERN development.
During the 1970s, an arson wave ravaged poor communities across the US. Some lost 80% of their housing. Residents were blamed. In reality, landlords—paid by insurers and enabled by the state—drove this arson-for-profit epidemic. I reviewed @benchansfield.bsky.social's revelatory BORN IN FLAMES:
Krakilin (Tempest Remastered) Artist: Richard Kane Ferguson "A perfect reflection of its world: brutal, fetal, and lacking truth." —Oracle *en*-Vec #magicthegathering #mtg
The Cubs just gave the Brewers their first back-to-back losses in three and a half weeks.
It’s an oldie but a goodie. Welcome back, and glad you’re here!
men used to get unrealistic expectations from porn and women used to get them from romance books. now everyone gets them from playing immersive 100 hour videogames where an elf with a shadowy past comes to know love again through your shared adventure and offers up their glistening elf body to you
as a writer it’s so essential to complain about being edited and later grudgingly admit they were right
What are you doing @moderation.bsky.app? Why was @bugsmatryx banned? This trend of banning high profile trans women doesn't look good at all, you should reverse course if you don't want to become Twitter 2. Also fuck JK Rowling.
Yes!
again and again the Panthers showed how to act in solidarity and protect communities. their effectiveness was another one of the reasons racist governments were so intent on villainizing them.
Absolutely incredible work, as usual.
One of the greatest to ever do it. Evocative and brilliant, untainted by realism or literal interpretation.
Congratulations! And many happy returns.
while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
Me when the Spiderman set drops
Oscar Chichoni (b. 1957) — more!
Slapped this together and maybe it’s not quite right but the point stands
Enough with the parry mechanics already 👏
Twenty years ago, my ex used to tell me that I'd never be published, because everything I read was 'shit'. These are my published novels (plus Lugan, plus two more completed, plus the one I'm writing at the moment and others coming). READ WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
Old Magic had vibes for days, it’s too early for me to be more articulate about it. The flavor text for so many cards in Tempest/Stronghold went so unbelievably hard.
Half a weague, half a weague, half a weague onwawd All in the vawwy of death wode the six hundwed - “The Chawge of the Wight Bwigade” by Alfwed Woard Tennyson
This is the correct take, 100%
Well they did wind up shattering a bunch of windows on a building at one point, so probably not the best/safest idea to say the least. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Today on the blog, how do you build around a narrow - or even a bad - Commander? How do you get cards unstuck from your brain? What does any of this have to do with microfilm? Read below to find out: #CMDR nerdtothecore.com/2025/08/15/u...
Crovax is one of the first commander decks I ever built from scratch! He’s actually kind of a blast to pilot, having to work around his constraints makes the deck a lot of fun.
I would love it if we could go back, that whole block was fantastic. The art, the flavor. I remember at the time it went over like a bit of a lead balloon but I love it all the same. Like, this rk post art, c’mon now.
Can we please go back to Mercadia?
Hang it in the Louvre, incredible.
I’m a simple person: I see Chippy’s art, I repost Chippy’s art.
There’s a reason for that. They are communicating, consciously or otherwise, that it is perfectly fine to assassinate politicians from the opposition party but if you beat up a guy named Big Balls in a parking lot they will aim the entirety of the federal law enforcement apparatus at you.
What’s craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there
"I'll be back with Lorwyn ✌️" should be a shirt lol
Picked one up for a couple dollars this past weekend and I am glad I did. Just in time.
The right wing own the narrative on #COVID. The right wing media pushed out the mild narrative, downplayed long covid sufferers, said ‘only vulnerable’ children die’ many believe this view. Its caused the Overton window to slide far to the right. We never did this for TB, why long covid?
has someone realized that LLMs are not going to be the superintelligence you've been constantly promising us is just around the corner
When it comes to Vivi? At least 60 yards, I’m the Ray Guy of punting Vivi.
Awesome! Thanks for pointing me in the direction of some resources, I’ll check those out. What I’d come up with so far is along those lines, just a lot of cards I really love from over the years. Much appreciated!
I want to ask (and totally cool if you’re not inclined to answer, I am an internet random after all): how did you go about building your cube? I’m thinking about putting one together myself and wondered if you have any tips or a specific method that worked well for you?
haha yeah how do you like that? youre exploded now, idiot
mechwarrior 2 ass building im gonna stomp it to death in my mech
Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed
You’re correct, and I’m tired of pretending they are cool
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
Trump and Hegseth screwing over trans veterans on retirement benefits is an easy slam dunk politically for Democrats to flip the narrative on trans folks and that's exactly why they'll continue going on podcasts talking about how bigots have a point about sports.
Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of? 🤷🏽♂️👇🏽
Good morning and “cry more, landlubbers!”
hell yeah computer show me what players are the biggest pieces of shit
OG Ancient Tomb is perfect. EoE has some amazing art but the original remains unbeaten.
Here's the other illustration I did for MTG Edge of Eternities, Xu-Ifit, Osteoharmonist! AD: Sarah Wassell #mtg #illustration #art
I have some bad news
The media will write articles like "Is the Radical Left pushing people out of the Democratic Party?" and cite some 19 year old TikTok leftist with 203 followers. Meanwhile Elon Musk is tweeting stuff like "we must protect White Women to ensure the future of our Race" and that's just Very Normal.
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
i really like ultimate guard boulders and katana sleeves. too bad i'm never buying any of them ever again.
If I were in charge of a small liberal arts school, I would start thinking about aggressively marketing my institution as a "knowledge-first" college. One where students can escape the intrusion of constant AI and focus on deep learning and engagement.
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
![[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreihjvnz2ttxl7z4a2b3a4kylubobgvqxmjhwz6yuetuztzoc4g2s4y@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Most things are worth taking seriously.
I swear the next person who takes a perfectly good earnest thing and makes it ironic. I will actually lose it.
Emphatically no, just play Destiny 1. I cannot stress enough that D1 is legitimately a better game and finding some folks to play the old magic with is going to be way, way better than whatever the hell this latest expansion is.
"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
Jesus lord, I think I am understanding some things about myself.
myr battlesphere was the first spacecraft, really
