CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
200 dollars short on rent is not the way to start the day. Time to hustle.
I love taking photos of all kinds of animals and things. https://5-matthew-nelson.pixels.com/ <=- Buy my photos Buy me coffee - https://buymeacoffee.com/ebikeeverywhere #LAKings Hockey, #NHL in general A blue dot in a very red state.
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200 dollars short on rent is not the way to start the day. Time to hustle.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
This kept a lot of kids from trick or treating at our house. fineartamerica.com/featured/hor... #spooky #photography #dolls
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
What ebike do you ride? I ride this Pedego Trail Tracker, that I got in July of 2022. I'm at over 8400 miles ridden. #ebikelife #ebike
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Today's reading : "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream"by Harlan Ellison.
Ray Radlein (@radlein.bsky.social) reposted
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
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The Walk - especially this version youtu.be/jKNo09SdXOg?...
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But live it in such a way, that if you DO die in a horrible freak accident, people will say "yeah, that fits with the rest of his days ".
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Nothing says "holiday weekend" in America like being 250 short for rent due on Monday.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Feeling like a failure is not fun at all.
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He can meet goebbels in Hell, the sooner the better.
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Nope. Silverwood Theme Park.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Today's reading: "Common Sense" by Thomas Paine. #America
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
I rode one of my favorite rollercoasters on earth, a dozen times today. After riding 15 miles on an e-bike to the theme park. The ride home was wonderful, too. #FindYourJoy
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CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
I absolutely love this ride. I've ridden it 7 times (so far) today. #Idaho #rollercoaster #Silverwood
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Absolutely excellent song on a terribly underappreciated album. Great band that still knows how to rock. #KingBuzzoForever
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
For some reason, I read that whole thing in my head in Rod Serling's voice. Maybe I should binge something other than Twilight Zone?
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for sharing your art. That's not generally something I'd care to eat, but that is beautiful, and if it was offered, there's no way I'd turn it down.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
How many potatoes would it take to make a 1:1 scale mashed potato replica of Devil's Tower? #ThisMeansSomething #ImJustASpudboy
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Yep, I'm probably just an LLM bot somewhere in Azerbaijan. Thanks for the giggles.
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Says the semi-sentient carbuncle who once described Trump as a new Hitler.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
More proof that Sherman should have burned even more of the south to ash.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
No self respecting Californian ever disrespects San Francisco by calling it "San Fran". He went and destroyed a homeless encampment in Los Angeles, with camera crew in tow.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Just my luck- last week I went to the Weird Al show in Spokane, got my foot stepped on by Al and sang to during Tacky- and I can't find ANY video of it. All kinds of videos from the shows before and since. #WeirdAl
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It clearly doesn't focus ENOUGH on how bad slavery was, and how it's after effects STILL scar the country to this day.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
He went in and did a publicity stunt, throwing out homeless people's last earthly possessions. Pro trans (as long as they're not in sports)?
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
youtu.be/FVIXraaqXPU?... Can-Can
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Hard pass.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Anybody else wake up with their brain trying to escape their skull?
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes me want to ride my bike with a big sharp point through their driver side door.
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One Ukrainian drone meeting them there would be a good day for the entire world.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Kazoo!
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
There's the DC Crimewave.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
That creature is a danger to the United States of America.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
That's awesome. It was an incredible evening.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see myself in that photo! Did you happen to get video of Tacky? Al stopped right in front of me and stepped on my foot, singing right in my face.
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Thoughts and prayers. Functional government would be better, but people didn't vote for that.
Dave Cobb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐻 (@davecobb.com) reposted
If baking a cake for a Gay wedding is “endorsing homosexuality,” then voting for a p*dophile and r*pist is endorsing p*dophilia & r*pe.
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He deserves this sort of ending. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZTF...
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Sassy Denise (@sassydenise.bsky.social) reposted
-One billion to renovate a “free” plane? -200 million for a ballroom? But we don’t have funding for healthcare for the disabled, elderly and our veterans. This is all f**ked up. That is all. That’s the post.
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So release them, you pudding faced carbuncle on the ass of the world!
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
fineartamerica.com/featured/clo... Buy a print of this, and you can have a sky full of possibilities every day!
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CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
What parts of Popeye will never rust? The parts he dips in Olive Oyl! I'll show myself out now.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
just quickly sing "By. Mennen." - that jingle kills earworms.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
One good restaurant owner with a gun could make a statement. Maybe do like the Korean grocery store owners in LA during the 1992 riots?
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
If I spoke like that, my mom would smack me- even as an 'adult'.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
I was yelling "JUMP!" all the way from Idaho.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Just a quick reminder that I love you. Keep fighting your fight, keep shining on.
Mindcite💥 (@mindcite.bsky.social) reposted
"We're proud of our history." --Pete Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked kids for sex Donald Trump fucked kids. They both should have met Jeffrey Epstein's fate. They'll all have a big, beautiful get together in hell.
Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted
In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this. Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?
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Stukas Over Disneyland - The Dickies youtu.be/d4Gz_E5HOSs?...
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they could answer like this? youtu.be/-sVlZ_SaKnk?...
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If I acted like that on the job, I'd be sent to a drug testing clinic.
Adam Keiper (@adamkeiper.com) reposted
By all means, let the guy who told the secretary of state of Georgia "I just want to find 11,780 votes" make decisions about whose numbers are wrong.
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Easily the most jokes per minute in a movie in years. Amazing percentage of them landed, too.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (@replamonica.bsky.social) reposted
Just your weekend reminder that Republicans sent Congress home early instead of letting a sex trafficker’s files be released to the American people.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Cloud Patterns over Coeur d'Alene Idaho - August 1, 2025. #clouds #Idaho #photography #IdahoEscape
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Absolutely beautiful.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Today, on the way home from work in Coeur d'Alene. #Idaho #clouds
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
Something Wicked This Way Comes #CoeurDAlene #Idaho #IdahoEscape #photography
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Doesn't get much more American than that.
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Yep.
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social) reply parent
This version of "Rocket Man" youtu.be/8wI4jMxveyI?...
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
The greatest railroad safety PSA ever created - youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw?...
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Looks heavenly
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🏳️⚧️ Neal 🔜 DenFur AA (@verdantsculpts.bsky.social) reposted
It’s my birthday! 🥳 Level 45 attained. 40’s are awesome and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. I would love if you could share my art. I have a lot of cool things in my shop if you’d like to support me. Or you can send me a gift through the link below. lnk.bio/verdantsculpts
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
From tonight's ride home along the Prairie Trail #ebike #Idaho #IdahoEscape
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What A Day That Was youtu.be/q5lXhfhHOes?...
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Highway Chile
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Baby I'm A Star! youtu.be/9Lgf2VU_M70?...
CoasterMatt (@coastermatt.bsky.social)
I've got to be up early for work in the morning, so my brain has decided to do the Bird with Morris Day and the Time. Jerome, bring me my hat! #MusicInMyHead