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Was that with Kyle Fraser?
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Was that with Kyle Fraser?
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Someone's about to fall out a window
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In actual dollar value the best market is probably for a second team in Toronto. It'd be nice for non-millionaire hockey fans in that city to have an actual opportunity to see pro men's hockey.
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I hesitate to call anything from Andrew Sullivan "masterful", but his shit NYTimes piece is a masterclass in ladder-pulling. "The gay rights movement should've ended the moment I, an affluent white cis man, had what I needed to be comfortable. Because it didn't, you all deserve what you get."
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Can't teach small?
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I don't see Sanderson as a player like Karlsson or Chabot who needs a cautious safe player to cover for him - his defense has always kicked ass. Zub is great defensively and adequate in transition, but maybe we could try giving Sanderson a partner with offensive chops like a discount Hughes/Hronek.
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Perhaps Jordan Spence would actually be outmatched defensively in unsheltered minutes (seems DJ Smith assumed so because he's so lil), but I do wonder how Sanderson would look alongside a more offensively capable defender like Spence. At least in offensive deployment.
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They'll find a way to give the case to Aileen Cannon or some equivalent
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I wonder how these galaxy brains are doing, who were so sure in game one that poor Sammie Bennett couldn't possibly have done that on purpose.
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Oh Jesus I can't believe what just happened in this basketball game
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Honestly it would've been easier to cheer for Ottawa if Daryl Watts hadn't walked specifically to Toronto. Made it feel pathetic. Even if we went farther.
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Now Vancouver has two of my three favourite skaters, Monster Masch, and every chance to kick ass out of the gate. Let me buy a Jaques jersey right now.
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Ikr, I had some conflict over whom to cheer for because I have little remaining non-Sens connection to Ottawa, didn't love the branding, and my #2 Minnesota canned Natalie Darwitz and drafted Britta Curl.
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Except that didn't happen. Kulak got his skate but moving away from the net; then Bennett threw himself right into the crease.
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Is it just me or did Ottawa get penalized because C-S tried to jump around a player and failed? Was the defender supposed to dive out of the way to let her past?
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This is what I want from an elimination game (ott/mtl).
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Based on WPG's chronic underappreciated and underuse of Ehlers, I was hopeful he'd be a high value UFA target. After the postseason he's having, it's feeling like he's getting Marner money.
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I think that puck he took off his lower hand really hobbled him. Wouldn't be surprised to hear about a fracture on Sunday when they're cleaning out their lockers.
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That's a follow through but based on which team it's against I assume they're calling the 4.
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I think it's a house rule in Ottawa that if Brady scores between the legs it's an automatic win.
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There's ways to watch it when the providers fall short, me hearties.
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How the hell was Greig penalized for this? Refs should get suspended for shit like this.
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Neither of them is perfect, but if you follow a team other than the Leafs then Sportsnet is intolerable and TSN (or Prime) are fine. I think only Leafs sphere would find them comparable. Not to mention (from an Ottawa perspective) Pounder, Lalonde, Noodles, all better talent than what we get on SN.
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That's the only way liberals ever work. Govern in the centre-right Chretien/Harper mode, and convince Canada's left-wing majority that the alternative is worse. That's why they were never going to do electoral reform.
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Nice steady veteran presence from Hamonic there.
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Ever notice how commentators discussion of team performance is determined almost completely by goalie performance?
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Makar does that and they call Timmy a diver.
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Oh Ottawa's having a throwback game.
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It isn't a perfect application of it as one two teams missed the playoffs and only was eliminated before the final game.
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I meant to write "dogwhistling Dixie".
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Know what would make it easier to believe that DEI critics weren't just whistling Dixie? If they still cared about "merit" and qualifications when people like RFK Jr and Pete Hegseth were nominated for jobs they are obviously unqualified for.
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Auston Matthews, ladies and gentlemen
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Kind of a soft call on Sweden again, which given the stuff they haven't called against USA, really makes me think they're doing "game management" on wins-losses at this tournament.
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Yes, it's fucking Wes. I'm sure he decided that game-narrative-management necessitated a USA power play next.
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It is unfathomably stupid that Sweden didn't get a g.i. or unsportsmanlike for Nelson bodychecking the goalie in the crease, away from the puck, right in front of the ref. Is it fucking Wes?
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We agree that if they were in contention Ullmark would be playing? But since they're not he's playing it safe to save it for making the playoffs?
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Anyone else's SN feed weirdly overexposed right now? Ice, sticks, white jerseys all getting kinda washed out?
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McDavid one-on-one against Matinpalo is probably not what the Finns want to see, and honestly he played it ok.
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I do think the neocon Dem establishment opened the door for fascist populism by refusing to seriously address working people's problems (e.g. take power away from billionaires, strengthen unions and labor protections, set up a strong safety net, take housing out of the hands of profiteers, etc)
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NHL coaches will still say dumping it into the loaded defensive zone is the right move. Hockey men ruin hockey.
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That's fair. Even if they understood what the boos are actually about they'd probably use them to fire themselves up anyway.
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Realistically, the players are probably mostly maggats (white, ultrarich, uneducated) and are offended at Canada rejecting Trump's plan to annex us.
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I'm comfortable allowing them in as long as they're not allowed back out.
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Liljegren
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Good signs: Ottawa scores on the power play Bad signs: Michael Amadio is on the power play
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Ridley Grieg is the world's greatest empty net scorer.
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A lot of cowboy boots angry stomping now. (I'll need to see a replay to see if that was a trip but let the record show I am pro-penalty-shot)
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Zachary doesn't seem particularly the happy type.
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I'm neutral in this game but I would be mad if I were Seattle. They had to serve a penalty despite being scored on on the delayed penalty; and they lost the challenge on the goal, which went in because Sharangovich reached into the crease and knocked Daccord's stick out of the path of the puck.
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Ottawa can't embarrass Minnesota worse than they've embarrassed themselves.
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At a certain point you need to punish the team for endorsing this behaviour. Like the Perfetti shot, it has nothing to do with hockey.
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@2-much-man.bsky.social The Capitals just took two consecutive too many men penalties to give Ottawa a 5-on-3!
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It feels like 🌈 ☠️ 🦀 season comes earlier every year.
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This is a great away scoreboard for the Sens. Bruins, Lightnings, Rangers, and Habs are all losing at the moment.
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Ugh why is Chris Pronger on my television? Is this intermission panel going to include intentionally causing a traumatic brain injury then laughing about it?
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Thanks Ian! You're a gem. In case you're getting lots of fear and negativity about this: I think it makes total sense to tap into the non-habitant francophone Quebec market; I like neutral-site games; and I have zero anxiety about the team relocating.
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It does make sense, but I think the relative depreciation of long contexts is also a useful mechanism. Like, if you sign a guy to a 6*6 because he's worth 7% now you're hoping he's not hurting you at 5% of the cap at the end.
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This was my first live game in a few years. I sat in the same end as Freddy for the first and third and we were both pretty bored. The second made it worth it!
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I'm a neutral fan at the Canes game where visitors shoot twice? And I've got to say, not a lot happens down this end in the third.
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I think the ADL has expressed the general ultra-Zionist sentiment that they will forgive his Nazism if he continues to endorse and enable their Shoah of the Palestinians.
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I will boo until my heart isn't broken anymore
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Sorry, you think the extra costs and externalities of driving in the densest place in the country should be split equally with the vast majority who don't make the choice to drive there?
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I bet a lot of super mobile players, especially d, spend a lot of time not moving very fast. Maybe distance travelled or seconds above x speed or some kind of percentile/median speed?
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If it's true that Stützle is sick, it's a sign of how much he stirs the drink when he's 100%
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Not great on Jensen or Forsberg on that one.
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Don't get me wrong, I love the Rangers' implosion and they've had it coming for a while, but I'd still be way happier if it were happening to the Bruins.
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I imagine Josh Norris coming back into full form and giving the team a boost like getting MacArthur back in the 2017 run.
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I keep a bag of it diced in my freezer and use it in small amounts in the base for various noodles, stews, beans, etc. I don't like it much as rashers.
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Kings College Cambridge yo. Lots of albums and they're all bangers. Some of them have talk which you may want to avoid but at least the accents are adorably snooty.
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Experience Senators hockey
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The way this Ottawa team plays with the lead is just soul crushing bad. They're much better to watch when they're losing.
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The refs are pretty keen for the "plucky San Jose" narrative. There's no world in which that piggyback on Batherson isn't a hold.
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Yeah, Tidal is a little less intuitive in playlist creation and upcoming song queuing. It's still 100% adequate as a replacement and has some nice perks like high quality audio, searchable credits (what albums was Nile Rodgers credited as a performer on e.g.), little album reviews, stuff like that.
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The Senators are one of seven NHL teams with no loser points. The Islanders, unsurprisingly, have already got 4 to lead the league and are sitting at .500 despite only winning 3 of 14 (!) in regulation.
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Stützle is the dynamic flashy superstar center that the modern Leafs have maybe never had? Sundin? (AM34 is an all-time great but he's got all the rizz of leftover oatmeal)
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Linus Ullmark on Tim Stutzle. "He's Tim Stutzle, he's our boy. He's our German fella." #Sens
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He'll probably never score much, and smart high-reward passes sometimes become very visible turnovers, so be prepared for lots of Brännström hate from the commentators and fans whose knuckles are closest to the ground.
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This is who he's always been. Ottawa coaching and management hated him because he was the 3rd LD and he wasn't a hulking ogre with bricks for hands and feet.
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These refs are an embarrassment. The only world in which those are offsetting penalties is one where they are trying to save the Leafs from embarrassment.
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With 18 saves so far tonight, Linus Ullmark is now at exactly 90.0 SV% on the season.
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Fun fact, the Senators have allowed 0.62 xG at 5v5 and Travis Hamonic has been on for 0.44 of them.
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Norris one-timer on the powerplay from the right circle. You love to see it.
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@hockeyviz.com To my brain, this plot suggests that xG underrepresent actual goal chances on special teams. Is this persistent? Or are powerplays exceptionally better now than they usually are? Would you expect this to be captured in the model? (Not embedding: hockeyviz.com/static/img/l...)
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See what you don't understand is that only very tall men in their mid thirties can do defense.
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Not only is this referee in Vancouver ignoring penalty shots they earn, he's throwing checks for Carolina.
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Detroit winning again with less than a third of the shots. I look forward to the correction from their PDO bender.
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With one great game, Forsberg is now at .904, above league average for the season. I've got my fingers crossed that he's returning to the form we got a glimpse of before the injury.
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He was the third best LD and the right side was disastrous. Terrible return but the defense is better on the whole now.
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Some great work holding the o-zone by Kleven and JBD to give the Pinto line a couple good looks.
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I'm here for Sanderson shutting down Point. Hopefully he never tries attacking the right side ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I would expect TB's powerplay to run about 75% against Ottawa so any kill is a plus.
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And there's the makeup call.
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Sens better capitalize here because you know TB will get a makeup look.
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The Devils are getting all the saves tonight they didn't get last year. I'm sure they always intended to use them all in a game against Ottawa in October.
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I think Ottawa has hit five posts tonight.
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I like Jensen on the PK there.
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Honestly surprisingly solid. I feel like they controlled the better part of the play and had the better chances. Sanderson is a beauty.
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What would really make this efficient for moving people is if it had like an exclusive track to follow from place to place. You could even chain a bunch of them up together.
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Especially now that the cats laid off for one period and took a painful L for it. They'll be fired up.
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Geez, gotta cross your fingers for Barkov there.