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Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰

@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social

Just a passing housewife. She/They/Mum πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author". Live cringe and die free.

created July 3, 2023

3,072 followers 5,151 following 9,080 posts

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Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody

1/9/2025, 9:04:45 AM | 207 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abigail Larson (@abigaillarson.com) reposted

"I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness... his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.”

rough sketch of the Frankenstein creature
17/8/2025, 11:00:18 PM | 1678 432 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

I want to have a party and watch one of those mind bendingly bad Tiktok vertical shows while eating finger sandwiches

1/9/2025, 11:52:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

They deserved better :(

1/9/2025, 11:00:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Also if they're the children of the little octopus beans why aren't they little octopus beans?

1/9/2025, 10:59:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

SERIOUSLY!!!!

1/9/2025, 10:46:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@ednasmeds.bsky.social) reposted

Melbourne people get on this if you can! #auspol #Melbourne #fucknazis

1/9/2025, 8:53:08 AM | 12 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

C-drama Director: You put some cute kids in the script? C-drama Screenwriter: Sure did boss I made em real fuckin' annoying just like you asked C-drama Director: what

1/9/2025, 8:55:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel Buer (@melbuer.bsky.social) reposted

Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business

31/8/2025, 5:33:07 PM | 2427 1699 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned Hartley (@nedhartley.com) reposted

Compare Vonnegut buying an envelope with this tech bro running from his life

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20/5/2025, 6:58:17 PM | 1756 643 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E. Rosalie (@erosalie.infoepi.com) reposted

I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.

1/9/2025, 3:32:54 AM | 2345 578 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

The overly attached girlfriend meme. A girl with brown hair and wide eyes with a creepy smile. Text reads
1/9/2025, 6:51:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Yes, fine, you're the one breaking off our friendship can you fucking GO ALREADY. Christ on a cracker.

First of all, out of courtesy, I have to call you
1/9/2025, 6:48:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I really liked horse_ebooks πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 6:38:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I use it all the time and have friends on there. Your account is tied to your phone number so I'm not sure starting a new one is an option, also I have like a thousand followers I don't really want to lose touch with.

1/9/2025, 6:37:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I try not to partake

1/9/2025, 6:35:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

disc horse bot is just a bot that says random things haha. My "ohhhh noooo" is that this will probably start A Discourse

1/9/2025, 6:24:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Ohhhh nooooo

1/9/2025, 6:15:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to ask the stupid question, but I was reading the alt text on the second image. Why is cross hatching bad, and what's the preferable way to draw a Black kid in this kind of black and white medium? Is full coloured with a grey tone preferable?

1/9/2025, 5:56:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Does anyone have that article by the Palestinian activist who had her life ruined by Zionist organisations who wrote her name on a bomb and targeted her job etc? I can't find it.

1/9/2025, 5:44:51 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Fare πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’œ (@adamfare1996.bsky.social) reposted

We haven’t had a mass school shooting in the UK in my lifetime. We have the same issues regarding mental illnesses, etc… as the US does. The difference? Gun laws. Saying β€œit’s not the guns” is total bullshit.

31/8/2025, 5:15:51 AM | 700 201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm at my wit's end man

1/9/2025, 5:35:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Every fucking day, acting as though I haven't told her to get professional help and leave me alone a million times, blocked her accounts a million times. Unhinged.

1/9/2025, 5:32:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahah it'll be fine. Hopefully. Surely.

1/9/2025, 5:26:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted

Big popular accounts add alt text to you screenshots challenge (impossible).

1/9/2025, 2:01:43 AM | 1190 254 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

My understanding is that it's a preference for a minority of people and extremely offensive to others therefore not a good choice out of all the terms she could have picked

1/9/2025, 3:48:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe just don't settle on what's arguably the MOST problematic and hated choice out of all of them? Like it's the only one out of that list that's considered a slur and just dropping these videos using it should at the very least come with some explanation of using that specific term. Now fuck off.

1/9/2025, 3:44:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ali Nahdee (@alinahdee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"If you're not Indigenous don't call us Indians" doesn't require much nuance, fuckface

31/8/2025, 7:58:16 PM | 53 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ali Nahdee (@alinahdee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hi, you know that whole "if you're not Indigenous don't say INDIAN" part that Indigenous people have been calling you out on for the past two days? You're still doing it wrong.

31/8/2025, 1:40:28 PM | 96 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I always wanted to be but I just don't have the energy and I feel like I'd want to do everything really properly if I did

1/9/2025, 3:30:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a few friends in the SCA and they're my favourite people ever

1/9/2025, 12:24:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

This community is also super nice. I was thinking about participating and went to one of the practice sessions and the women there were extremely warm and welcoming πŸ₯°

31/8/2025, 11:52:21 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr.KiIIgood (@drkiiigood.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Will we go an entire philosophy tube without calling native Americans Indians? Tune in to find out

28/8/2025, 9:57:46 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit, how the hell? I'm Australian and even I know that's not right.

31/8/2025, 11:46:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow is this a thing?

31/8/2025, 11:17:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Great bait "Government,,koolaid"

31/8/2025, 10:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

I think I've really cooked my brain, I just had the thought that I don't deserve to do the 707 Valentine's Day DLC until I've done his good ending again to erase the bad ending I just did 🀑

31/8/2025, 2:04:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

At my old work we successfully campaigned for cigarette break equivalents for non smokers.

31/8/2025, 12:14:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

He's really changed since he left The Cure and moved here

31/8/2025, 12:11:43 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

She's going to eat my face

31/8/2025, 12:10:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Fucking christ, she's never going away is she? "I can sense that you cherish this friendship as much as I do" oh is it obvious from the way I've repeatedly blocked you, told you to get professional help and told you clearly that I am uninterested in being friends?

Screenshot of text. Sister, the truth is, I haven't given up. I still care about you. After all, we've been through so much together, and it wasn't easy for us to get to know each other. I don't want to lose our friendship over these resolvable misunderstandings and conflicts. I can sense that you cherish this friendship as much as I do, it's just that people express it differently. My intuition tells me that you might also be facing some issues that need time to resolve. Take your time. Don't rush. Take it easy. Don't be lost. I believe you can do it. If you're willing, we can slowly work through our misunderstandings and change our dynamic. To be honest, I still care about you. What I said before was just anger. I shouldn't have angered you. You're the most important thing. Don't rush to answer me. Take your time to think about it. We'll deal with it in a mature way from now on. I'll be waiting for you. Don't worry. I still say the same thing: I'll be there whenever you need me. I hope you're well! After saying that, I'm leaving first. Don't block me or blacklist me, I will log out. Don't be afraid
31/8/2025, 11:23:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this so much!

31/8/2025, 10:52:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. πŸ–ŠοΈπŸ¦‘

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying β€œhow do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled β€œINFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming β€œall that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying β€œHere you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
31/8/2025, 9:04:01 AM | 21905 7498 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The day after a billionaire is revealed to have an impressive collection of human teeth, some journalist will pop up and be like "yeah I remember those tooth jars, they weirded me out at the time but I didn't say anything for 6 years."

25/5/2024, 4:03:17 PM | 51 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

Every single time a billionaire turns out to be a sex trafficker or collector of used zyklon B cannisters or such, a fuckton of journalists and business leaders etc come out of the woodwork to go "yeah I went there 10 years ago, thought it was weird af"

25/5/2024, 4:02:38 PM | 79 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

"By the way I'm extremely wealthy but for some reason I'm teaching you to become a black hat hacker for pay instead of just giving you money to escape abuse and neglect"

31/8/2025, 4:53:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

"Hey kid, can I groom you into illegal activities for my own purposes? I'm considered a good and trustworthy character by everyone in the game right until the end, by the way."

A split illustration, top panel is V. An adult man with short side swept teal hair, a black turtleneck and a grey coat. Bottom panel is Saeyoung, a vulnerable looking teenager with a nervous expression, messy red hair and oversized wire rimmed glasses.
31/8/2025, 4:50:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Quinn (@willquinnart.bsky.social) reposted

Daily bunny no.3048 is on high alert

A bunny in camouflage infiltrates a nefarious compound, reminiscent of the video game
16/8/2025, 4:14:29 AM | 1929 420 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erisa πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@tglqueers.bsky.social) reposted

Hi everyone I'm a trans woman (F-B) from South Sudan living in a refugee camp. I've survived many attacks but this time I was badly hurt in a violent transphobic attack. Ican't get care at the UNHCR hospital because its not safe for trans people. I'm in urgent need of $1500for treatment food πŸ³β€βš§οΈ

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7/8/2025, 9:25:44 PM | 10 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erisa πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@tglqueers.bsky.social) reposted

The dire situation has led to casualties among queer refugees, while the cessation of LGBTQIA+ supportive services by UNHCR only intensifies our vulnerability. It's a distressing reality where our safety remains compromised, and our pleas for assistance and justice seem unheard. gofund.me/ff6a32b1

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23/8/2025, 5:50:44 PM | 16 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Quinn (@willquinnart.bsky.social) reposted

Daily bunny no.3053 is pondering prose

A bunny in a blue and purple pajama shirt slouches at her desk writing in a spiral notebook. She is writing a novel. There is a cat behind her desk. It is late at night
21/8/2025, 3:32:42 AM | 1258 234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Quinn (@willquinnart.bsky.social) reposted

Daily bunny no.3054 proceeds with caution

A bunny in a sewer or dark underground tunnel of some sort creeps forward, as multiple rats stand in his path. A sign on a wall nearby says to
22/8/2025, 3:45:06 AM | 1237 234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Quinn (@willquinnart.bsky.social) reposted

Daily bunny no.3063 sees a squall brewing

A bunny in a ramshackle house by the sea looks out over the waves. Dark storm clouds have formed over the water, and heavy raindrops have begun to fall. The bunny holds a lantern, and is wearing an old-fashioned yellow raincoat
31/8/2025, 3:57:07 AM | 1461 282 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Berry-Blue (@teaberryblue.net) reposted

This shirt is not for my ace butt (torso?) but I’m sure it is for someone on Bluesky. www.pagewings.com/products/pag...

31/8/2025, 2:37:09 AM | 95 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Give it to the girl from that romance movie who gets horny around books

31/8/2025, 4:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

I think taking my kid to Deaf festival yesterday helped in convincing my kid that Auslan isn't just a language my partner make up hahah.

31/8/2025, 3:01:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ“Œ

30/8/2025, 2:38:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jan de Laat (@jandl.bsky.social) reposted

Piet Mondriaan (1872-1944) - Boerderij bij Duivendrecht, ca. 1916 olieverf op doek

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30/8/2025, 7:38:57 AM | 270 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

I want a reverse otome game where men fall in love with me and all the dialogue options are me being mean to them

30/8/2025, 2:36:33 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture c.e. chant/hades πŸ’€πŸŠ πŸ’¬ too many comics (@portaltohades.bsky.social) reposted

I am sorry but now more than ever I need the help. gofund.me/18405ce8

28/8/2025, 6:28:00 PM | 101 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Divya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ§Ώ (offline) (@divyampersaud.com) reposted

One link helps several families in Gaza City - 4 hours to go ⚠️ They are barely escaping death...we need to alleviate what we can, with our dollars (food, shelter), with our ACTS to confront these crimes. Together and collectively. 3183/3400 chuffed.org/project/hope...

30/8/2025, 11:00:44 AM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Such good guys. I feel like "the bar is on the floor" doesn't even begin to cover this one.

Yoosung What do you think about Seven's apology? ZEN Well... ZEN I can understand him... ZEN But if I were Seven... ZEN I would never have left her alone with a bomb. Yoosung Me too.
30/8/2025, 2:19:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alyssa Harad (@alyssaharad.bsky.social) reposted

God bless this woman being more rigorous about testing the colorfastness of colored pencils than almost anyone in power is about doing anything. youtu.be/AAN7o0vQjUc?...

30/8/2025, 1:37:23 PM | 38 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

She goes so much harder at everything than I'd expect from someone doing what she does. I love her stuff. I'm sure she's saved me some money on overpriced supplies.

30/8/2025, 1:40:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

All I can think is what if the same thing happens again except now they live right near me and can recognise me? It's really put a chilling effect on making new friends.

30/8/2025, 1:38:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

I'm so mad at this stalker issue because someone from Xiaohongshu just sent me a message saying "Hi, I noticed we're both in Sydney. This food you said you liked is actually my hometown speciality and I'd really like to make it for you" and that sounds completely awesome but I'm so wary 😭

30/8/2025, 1:37:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ“Œ

30/8/2025, 1:28:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted

Thanks for the follow (or profile lurk). I really value digital accessibility and accessibility in general. Here’s a basic guide to make sure your social media posting is more accessible and inclusive (hashtags, alt text, etc.). 🫢🏾 www.accessliving.org/newsroom/gui...

14/11/2024, 9:47:06 PM | 856 311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted

When it does happen, make sure your memes have alt text and your hashtags are pascal cased. I want to be able to like and share everything.

30/8/2025, 1:02:44 PM | 1831 472 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Glickman (@larryglickman.bsky.social) reposted

Just saw a video of Bill Maher calling Mamdani a β€œstraight up communist” and I continue to be struck by the depiction of policies associated with the New Deal Order as far-left extremism, which goes along with a refusal to depict Trump’s unprecedented authoritarian actions as far-right extremism.

30/8/2025, 10:35:40 AM | 5544 1027 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Kirchoff (@charliekirchoff.com) reposted

β€œBluesky is an echo chamber!” My Bluesky echo chamber:

Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Ian Fay Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Corey Brickley Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Johanna M. SaarenpÀÀ Sexy Watto (from Star Wars) art by Madison Russel (InkTeaTV)
29/8/2025, 9:15:51 PM | 919 217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

ChatGPT how do I gouge out my eyes

30/8/2025, 11:55:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mighty Hunter (@mightyhunter.bsky.social) reposted

My Bluesky timeline rn: "WHY I AM SEEING SO MUCH WATTO POSTING" "Call your reps about this fresh hell" "Oregon is on fire" "WHY I AM SEEING SO MUCH WATTO POSTING" "RFK, Jr., wants to kill us all." Ppl lamenting the start of NFL/NCAA Football "WHY I AM SEEING SO MUCH WATTO POSTING" One Watto post

29/8/2025, 3:18:49 AM | 196 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

I see Bluesky has entered its new "Alf Hog" era

30/8/2025, 11:48:30 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

The firies at the Deaf Festival were so cute today. They'd set up a truck with a bunch of little wooden fires and they were letting the kids use the hose to knock them down. I love that they asked "Is she verbal?" when I approached with my kid too.

30/8/2025, 11:46:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahah I don't know if I'm being irresponsible but I'm not too worried. She's never even thought of hitting another kid.

30/8/2025, 11:15:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I have living proof that I did it at least one time!

30/8/2025, 11:14:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Spoiler: it's a bomb. Someone told Seven to put a bomb in an apartment and he just...did it. And didn't think anything of letting the player live there without telling her.

Jumin Han Let me ask you this one thing. Jumin Han Zen asked this earlier... Jumin Han but how does the security system work? Jumin Han I have to know how it works to prepare a security team just in case. 707 Oh. 707 Well... It just gets rid of the intruder.
30/8/2025, 9:24:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

We were like "Hey don't do that! You'll hurt your wrist punching like that!"

30/8/2025, 9:18:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

I can just hear their little whooping noise

30/8/2025, 9:17:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

My kid was punching tonight and our first response was to teach her how to punch properly instead of being like "Don't punch people" and I don't know how I feel about that πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 9:16:27 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Wow get fucked

30/8/2025, 8:53:20 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andyβ„’ (@andylevy.net) reposted

melania constantly refreshing the tl

30/8/2025, 6:55:28 AM | 7298 779 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

(I swear I have sex in real life)

30/8/2025, 8:47:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

You can consider it however u like my friend you know we're dicking down 3 ways to Sunday in here 😏

ZEN I better go work out now. ZEN What are you gonna do? Ki I have plans. A date with Seven! ZEN ZEN I'll consider it a platonic date...
30/8/2025, 8:47:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Oh thank god they changed the guy who plays Blippi. The new guy has much less of a "shat on someone else's dick and balls" vibe

30/8/2025, 7:57:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

The tigers are you, my dude, THE TIGERS ARE YOU

30/8/2025, 7:26:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Trump's got a lot of nerve liking "I dreamed a dream" when it's basically about how a pervert destroyed a young girl's life

30/8/2025, 7:25:42 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leslie J. Anderson (@lesliejanderson.bsky.social) reposted

Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like β€œDentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going β€œLol RIP.”

28/8/2025, 1:36:52 PM | 1579 418 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

this is β€œstuff pillows under the blanket to make it look like someone is sleeping in the bed” levels of cover up

30/8/2025, 4:27:27 AM | 2282 252 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

β€œcould a dead man be blasting les miz???” is objectively funny, props to the WH for that one

30/8/2025, 4:37:54 AM | 2062 218 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thanks, I Hate It (@thanksihateit603.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

My "he's blasting les mis outdoors at midnight, stop asking questions" shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt.

30/8/2025, 4:53:34 AM | 191 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Unknown is the antagonist πŸ˜‚ But you do have to get into the apartment to start the game.

30/8/2025, 6:44:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

UNLEASH THE BEAST πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 6:43:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

Mystic Messenger πŸ₯°

30/8/2025, 4:09:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

When you get to this stage you start to get frantic phone calls from Zen hyperventilating that a man might be trying to ~do things ~ to you πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 3:33:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social)

Zen's patriarchal behaviour is one of the funniest things in the game. No matter what route you're doing (except Jaehee) he FREAKS OUT whenever you're alone with a man, tells you all men are dogs and you're not safe etc

Mystic Messenger chat screenshot. ZEN: Haha hahahaha haha Ki... it's not that I don't trust Seven or anything, but if something happens, tell me. Ki: If something happens, then the more reason not to tell you anything~
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Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen πŸ‰ (@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social) reply parent

soon I reckon

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