most sex workers have technically been domestic violence victims at SOME point in their lives. if not, (yes all men), many times

Funny, but not at all funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8SS...

Only he could go out like that.

Hahahahahahahahahahah

Borat will visit Rudy in the hospital to collect his sister's payment.

But it doesn't even say there was someone in the car

And he was blackout drunk.

And he definitely wasn't 2.5% BAC

Oh no, who would think such a thing?! 🤣

Is the sex worker ok

Yeah, who the fuck adds something like that to an announcement that they were injured in an *entirely unrelated* car accident!?!?

Giuliani’s incident report also has a similar ring to those “accidents” Russian oligarchs and politicians suffer after falling out of Putin’s favor.

And he definitely wasn't dui.

I hope the accident happened before she had to do anything with that creep. Imagine having to touch that guy and then being in a car accident. That must be a fucking nightmare.

It was the gel. bsky.app/profile/jool...

I literally read his statement and saw him trying to dine and dash on a worker while she's hanging out the window steering him into a tree or something.

This is the winner until Giuliani proves otherwise.

Yeah, why do you even include that detail unless it's going to become important later when the full story/police report comes out...?

So are we going to find out that he was with a woman he didn’t want to be seen with and drove away as the police arrived on scene?

The police report makes it sound like he stopped to rubberneck and got hit....

Yes, possibly! They may have pulled back onto the expressway too slowly for the speed of the traffic. It's so weird that Giuliani's statement makes it sound like he was traveling alone.

I’ll believe it when they release the 911 call.

He’s rendered aid before…

Not very much aid though

The equivalent of “thoughts and prayers” really.

No wonder he crashed, he lay down to shift gears.

Did he stiff the sex worker (hit her and then threatened her) and she called her pimp to collect and Rudy drove off?

That didn't not happen.

need to see the 911 records

I was thinking they didn't say when the domestic violence occurred and sex workers could well be victims of it at some point.

oh my god that's 100% what it is, he was in the accident with someone

(just to be clear I'm mostly joking and waiting for information like everyone else, but the disconnected hero story makes more sense when a much younger woman is around)

And spending more words on the COMPLETLY UNREALATED 911 call than the accident. You can just picture it: Rudy in a car at night saving damsels... He's basically Batman.

To me it sounds like the driver of Rudy's vehicle was stopped on the freeway, then probably pulled out into a lane before picking up speed - or maybe without looking to see if cars were coming. This was the driver btw, Ted Goodman.: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

One of the big red flags in interrogation is when the suspect will describe their day in excruciating details, until they get to the actual important event, and then it's a one sentence "and then this happened".

They left out the part where he helped Timmy and Lassie get that kid out of a well on his way to the car

"...business partner and medical provider..." So, not loved ones?

More like The Penguin

‘immediately rendered assistance’ wtf does this mean in that situation? calling 911, right? so…redundant statement. ok.

He's the penguin at this stage

😂 not who I want to rescue me

So that wasn't actually hair dye that was running down his face that time but more likely was shark repellent or something from his utility belt!

Giuliani rescued a litter of puppies and then an hour later…

Man can't make any statement without mentioning 911

I mean…you’re not wrong. 🙃

"A noun, a verb, and 9/11," one of Biden's sicker burns.

I made that into a limerick about the GOP candidates that year: Well there's Huckabee, anointed by heaven, And McCain, born in 1937? Mitt Romney's a putz, And Ron Paul's just plain nuts, Leaving Rudy: noun, verb, nine-eleven!

Holy shit that made my night

ha ha, good one!!

Haha, that’s great. [earnest clapping]

Ahhh, the good old days. When that was the worst the GOP had to offer

That sorta thing made me like Joe. He wasn't afraid to call bullshit.

This is perfection!

lol

Now that is funny 🙌

As Joe Biden said, every Giuliani sentence contains a noun, a verb and 9/11.

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You win

Winning post right here

Take a bow sir

Underrated reply.

Winner

😂🤣😂🤣

Did he have to take his pants off to help the abused woman too?

Such an absolute slap in the face to the families go lost loved ones. I, too, survived 9/11. I was in California.

😆

*applause*

Too funny!!!

youtu.be/JhJxjUxxiAY?...

🤣🤣🤣 Only because, really oligarchs? What the fuck is wrong with you? You could literally be Batman.

"What the fuck is wrong with you" That's a question I ask the mirror everyday.

Really? It's not, what can I build to be Batman? You must not be an oligarch. 😁

Picking up a young lady… helping her or picking up a prostitute and having a spokesperson who has to explain why the girl was in the car with him and why he wasn’t wearing his seatbelts?

More like Ratman

Like another cousin of his, best case.

Now I can’t get that scene out of my head of that Sasha Baren Cohen movie he was in. Lol

Right? More likely story is that Gouhliani hired a toothless hooker. She was blowing him when his drunken ass crashed into a tree.

Hilarious 😂

A world according to garp penis accident too.

Definitely not drinking and driving either...

Got rear ended while out trying to get rear ended.

It was either a sex worker or Rudy was the domestic abuser. If it were a sex worker, you'd have to ask yourself, did they reenact the scene from Garp! They didn't say what bone he broke.