No wait, that's the wrong guy
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No wait, that's the wrong guy
You were taught by Mick Aston? Did he wear shorts and the big hat?
Simultaneously intrigued and horrified
Anyone know a good, patient driving instructor, Glasgow/Paisley area? Lad will be starting lessons soon
Fuck
Might go for a drink later, at least both groups of supporters will be too depressed to cause any trouble
But not surprised
That game should have been a 7-goal thriller but it wasn't because of Woke* *and two shite teams
Aye
Most predictable derby result ever. Both pish. Simply adding a new striker is not going to solve Celtics problems, our system is not dynamic enough and that lies with the manager #celticfc
Mon - and I can't stress this enough - the Hoops 🍀 #celticfc
I have an electric fly bat, it makes an impressive CRACK! when i hit a fly
They can make sure their app shows the right time though and tell their drivers to let people on *when they are still parked at the bus stop*
Just sent an angry email off to the bus company, as I stand here in the rain 😤
That is a fantastic movie
Hunt for Red October?
No, straight to hell, direct route
He's definitely had the, 'you have X amount of time left' chat Good
I apologise unreservedly for this post
Right now scientists are working around the clock to download Trumps consciousness into Jared Kushners body 🌚
For the life of me, I can’t understand why the entirety of the American government didn’t see the trouble we were in, the moment flat earthers rose to popularity again. Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement. (a thread 🧵👇🏻)
I mean, put brownshirts on that family and you 1930s Germany iconography
I am beginning to doubt the 'elite manager' tag
First 3 are going to be tough, Utrecht and Bologna the same. Plus we're bound to have a at least on shit game against either Stutm Graz or Midtjylland
Tough games, depending on the home/away fixtures. Current squad not good enough imo #celticfc
I'd like to see more of Donovan, he impressed in the short spell he was on
I will still party like it's 1999 when he dies though end/
I would like to see the mf gone as much as the next sane, non-fascist person but I'd much prefer CONSEQUENCES. I'd rather the bloated, festering boil on the arse of humanity was made to pay for his crimes and his general existence. Sadly, it looks like that won't happen 3/
"This is what our beloved President Trump wanted, this was his vision" would accompany every evil policy. The fact that he is/was an evil, corrupt rapist will be conveniently forgotten in the name of unity. Republicans would weaponise it in the same way 9/11 was weaponised 2/
I might be in a minority of one but I think Trump croaking right now might not be the best thing for America, or anyone else. The ones pulling the strings and deciding on policy would still be there, with a slightly more coherent figurehead and they'd have the huge bonus of a martyr to the cause 1/
Sale
Swansea deal for Idah is on hold because were quibbling over the fee for an Anderlecht striker. Apparently Idah had agreed terms and had a medical 🙄
Looking forward to loads of American schools named the Donald Trump Center for Kids Who Cant Read Good and are Cunts
I see Celtic are doing their best to emulate the shambles across the road. Nearly £100m in the bank and quibbling over relative pennies. Heads should roll but the executive gravy train will continue on #celticfc
On, even
I have put in Thunderbolts instead
It does not seem like the kind of thing I would enjoy
Despite?
I know right? Assume it was a mistake that's too expensive to fix
Hope you catch a few (I'm Scottish)
100% agree; adulthood is often shit, enjoy yourself
I think you should have a mature attitude to things that really matter but have the fucking time of your life with the things that give you joy
No nuns to be fair but a few weird ultra Christians
Catholic school 🙌👊
I don't think it was unique. Most of the teachers were fine
Aye
He had a 'reputation'
Ah, that's a bugger
Convinced most interviews are purely vibes but that's not scientific so they make shit up
She was on the pavement but only because she was *right outside the restaurant* and coming in
One of the chefs nearly got knocked off her bike by an asshole who saw her coming and deliberately stepped in front of her. Prick
Ha!
You have to bludgeon your way in, Nic
You've been quiet 🤷♂️
Harsh but fair
I think that's 8? I though Tracey's position was usually number one
There they are, all the lads
What is this pls
Metre stick across the knuckles, duster thrown at you. One P.E. teacher made kids who had forgot their kit stand in the showers beside the swimming pool, naked
Yes
Drop your linen and start your grinnin
Ha! Thats the kind of subtlety I usually go for
Yes though I own about 7 already 😀
Every time I think, 'this is cool, I should buy this' I remember they inexplicably omitted Bill Paxtons character Hudson, literally one of the more memorable characters and the source of most Aliens quotes
Happy birthday man, have a good one
Hibsing it is in fact the more popular term. You made other one up
Yes I did and I'd do it again 😤
Hibsed it. Extra time
Tbf it also houses a large number of Pronouns so their Concerns are Legitimate
Hibs might be the only Scottish team to not Hibs it
I would crawl through shit to watch this. Just once though
The grimy Norwegian detective show is currently beating your public school motto
Too far away and I don't have the coins 😔
Think how many great horror movies you could film there! I like how this has a space all to its own
Wait, are you part of a sex-for-books network?
A human is getting this little guy inside their head and my moneys on Atom
Rookie numbers
Why does she have a massive head?
Is she painting a manhole?
Had no idea one of the duo played with so many top acts!
When I was 18 I was living alone and didn't own a tv so I listened to a lot of new music shows on the radio. This song appeared on a review show; it did nothing and sank without trace but I loved it and bought the 12". So very, very 80s
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Miaow Farrow
It's all moot now considering we missed 3 of our own but I'd still like to see this guy being phased in #celticfc
Haha, it's going to be abysmal
Sorry man
Yes we were absolutely shite but...
Ah England, encapsulated by a dirty, discarded mattress, an upturned rubbish bin and a skip full of shite
The finished mural. Lovely piece of work
I got one in Russia from a Catch Anywhere power up
