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@collie.bsky.social

created May 28, 2023

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Yeah I thought it was pretty funny

2/9/2025, 12:28:20 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HRT at least has a legit training pipeline and history, BORTAC exists because everyone in DHS demands their bespoke SWAT outfit

2/9/2025, 12:22:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s fine she died of COVID

2/9/2025, 12:14:25 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got my dog from an antivaxx breeder who told us puppies had “herd immunity” to rabies.

2/9/2025, 12:12:52 AM | 107 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a symptom of a highly affluent society. Hundreds of prime age workers wasting the afternoon so their kids don’t ride a bus.

2/9/2025, 12:03:53 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was worth a year or two of learning loss to protect kids but no one ever makes that point!

2/9/2025, 12:02:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CENTCOM will send boots to SOUTHCOM to protect the TLAMs

1/9/2025, 11:42:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enough people died for it to be serious but not enough people for everyone to be affected

1/9/2025, 10:05:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he’s still alive?

1/9/2025, 10:01:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s insane that people are still mad about taking the cautious approach to the worst pandemic in a century.

1/9/2025, 10:01:25 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump dying right before I go camping for a week would be a disaster, I’d miss so much posting.

31/8/2025, 7:38:22 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might actually be incapacitated

31/8/2025, 7:37:57 PM | 72 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone thinks it’s still 2014

31/8/2025, 3:44:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tiltrotor C130?!

31/8/2025, 12:38:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My college town was filled with landlords testing the limits of habitation laws.

29/8/2025, 4:15:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collie.bsky.social (@collie.bsky.social) reply parent

The oil and beef companies just do it for the love of the game, if you weren’t eating steak they’d still kill the cows.

29/8/2025, 4:15:02 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are posting on Bluesky, you are almost certainly in the top 10% of global incomes.

29/8/2025, 4:04:08 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol isn’t imperialism and genocide so funny

29/8/2025, 4:02:04 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steve King is available!

29/8/2025, 3:34:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just waiting on Collins

29/8/2025, 3:31:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:29:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is the real deal

29/8/2025, 3:26:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Large corporate landlords have legal departments scared of liability.

29/8/2025, 3:15:14 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can’t keep voting against his own interests and face no consequences!

29/8/2025, 3:14:00 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christman is the archetype

29/8/2025, 2:15:49 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d put money on her joining Bari Weiss’s ratfucker org within the year

29/8/2025, 2:10:21 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how you start Natsec Booktok

29/8/2025, 3:44:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh no it’s because he had a really obvious pregnancy fetish

29/8/2025, 3:43:20 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He reported the pills himself? Does he have a vendetta against this specific Dairy Queen

29/8/2025, 3:42:38 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s always been deranged about “the left” and 10/7 really sent that in overdrive.

29/8/2025, 12:47:53 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might not last the whole year

28/8/2025, 11:19:07 PM | 191 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh we really are doing Imperial Japan v2

28/8/2025, 7:02:23 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letting fires burn through rural towns to own the libs

28/8/2025, 4:39:36 AM | 87 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Cassidy is a cuck

28/8/2025, 4:38:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is pretty good

28/8/2025, 4:38:30 AM | 173 36 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hurricanes waiting for the midterms

28/8/2025, 3:11:18 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is systematically dismantling what remains of state capacity

28/8/2025, 3:07:31 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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They think everyone is crime obsessed

28/8/2025, 2:55:38 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ctxplz.bsky.social

28/8/2025, 1:09:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a weird story because it sounds like he reported it himself? And the kids never were drugged.

28/8/2025, 12:02:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re so wealthy you don’t have to worry about silly things like “does this person clean up after themselves”

27/8/2025, 10:57:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Vice President wrote a whole book about this

27/8/2025, 6:43:22 PM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is heinous and Gowdy should be out of a job for saying it

27/8/2025, 4:37:37 PM | 278 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um what

27/8/2025, 4:20:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can only ride the tiger for so long before it comes for you

27/8/2025, 4:17:30 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indian wedding clothes just jumped in price. Mess with the weddings and you’ll have the NRIs seeing red.

27/8/2025, 3:25:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NRIs get wedding outfits made in India and now those cost 50% more. Mess with the weddings and they will turn on you.

27/8/2025, 3:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TikTok comments really are a left nimby cesspool

27/8/2025, 3:18:19 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:12:11 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hillary Clinton had a larger popular vote victory in both margin and absolute numbers than Trump.

27/8/2025, 3:07:37 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yarvin is proof that some opinions deserve punishment

27/8/2025, 2:52:02 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That and drafts

27/8/2025, 2:47:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they’re still pressing on with the horror despite the bad PR

27/8/2025, 4:56:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah a lot would be riding on their ability to defend landing assets in port from marauding B21s

27/8/2025, 4:49:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sites user base is uniquely deranged about AI

27/8/2025, 4:46:16 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t necessarily have to escalate to invasion right away if they can keep the blockade mostly in place. But it would escalate into a full regional shooting war.

27/8/2025, 4:44:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can’t ban AI but we can block them from funding it by hypercharging copyright enforcement. Cool, that won’t have any second order effects.

27/8/2025, 4:42:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full invasion would be dicey but they could probably pull off a blockade

27/8/2025, 4:37:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strong chance they do it in 2029 just to humiliate an incoming Dem administration, after 4 years of Trump the military may not be able to repel it

27/8/2025, 4:34:02 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re about a decade away from really having the capability to do it but I’m sure he wants to do it in his lifetime.

27/8/2025, 4:18:30 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly there aren’t that many people out there, they should go to the back of the line for resources.

27/8/2025, 2:17:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ve had a rest-and-vest reputation for years, probably leads to employees who are more vocal about their desires.

27/8/2025, 2:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:14:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are not actually that many Dem voters in these places.

27/8/2025, 2:14:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not like the IRS has an enforcement budget

27/8/2025, 2:12:08 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN has Kevin O’Leary, Ana Kasparian, and Scott Jennings doing punditry about Trump sending troops into Chicago

27/8/2025, 2:11:14 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can directly trace the PLAs missile arsenal to us expelling Qian Xuesen over nonsense

27/8/2025, 2:03:06 AM | 67 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Showing Chinese students the wonders of America is better for defense than another carrier

27/8/2025, 2:01:17 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:34:05 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had to increase my stairmaster speed when I saw it, to honor the troops

27/8/2025, 1:31:58 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you hard reset a government

27/8/2025, 1:31:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s nice, I’m not falling for this again

27/8/2025, 1:30:45 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

27/8/2025, 1:28:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just wait until they start burning poop

27/8/2025, 12:36:14 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In high school I had a history teacher who loved talking about islamofacism and I imagine he’s smiling at this today

26/8/2025, 11:19:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s an indictment of American journalism, he’s the only one who asks follow up questions

26/8/2025, 11:17:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ctxplz.bsky.social

26/8/2025, 9:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving free publicity to a company that sells phones for first graders is more embarrassing than doing it for money

26/8/2025, 8:38:29 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was fair to hold the Taliban responsible for 9/11

26/8/2025, 6:57:11 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The North Koreans would be embarrassed by this

26/8/2025, 6:35:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people have outright rejected a social contract

26/8/2025, 6:29:09 PM | 57 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They voted to defund their own hospitals. I want them to live with the consequences of their actions.

26/8/2025, 6:28:21 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m more worried about mass racial violence in Europe than I am in America.

26/8/2025, 6:19:18 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TikTok loves pushing videos of minorities and gay people trash talking Democrats and the left.

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26/8/2025, 6:06:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CBP is doing boot camp nonsense for its new recruits

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26/8/2025, 6:02:21 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah we’re both 41

26/8/2025, 5:53:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s hard to lose betting against voters intelligence

26/8/2025, 5:49:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t believe they’d do an outdoor engagement shoot in the middle of a pandemic

26/8/2025, 5:21:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh wow that is fucking horrible

26/8/2025, 5:06:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PEG has always been a Nazi he’s just happy he can be loud about it now

26/8/2025, 5:02:00 PM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No he has to come to Seattle

26/8/2025, 4:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Palmer Luckey salivating at the chance to grift more money

26/8/2025, 4:39:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the war finally ends the casualty numbers are going to shock people.

26/8/2025, 4:20:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waymo has proven to be safer than human drivers! There’s no reason to hold back progress. This isn’t vaporware anymore.

26/8/2025, 4:00:53 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think he’s a Republican I think he spends too much time looking at polling data

26/8/2025, 3:59:13 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahahahahahahh

26/8/2025, 3:45:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow he really is my dad

26/8/2025, 3:10:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok maybe we don’t need CJR

26/8/2025, 3:08:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeached but not convicted. Possibly multiple times.

26/8/2025, 2:54:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are there so many far right Indian Americans dog

26/8/2025, 2:39:56 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view