πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Not anymore. ππΉπ
You don't know me, but I'm your brother I was raised here in this living hell. You don't know my kind in your world Fairly soon, the time will tell.
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view profile on Bluesky πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Not anymore. ππΉπ
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife, but, she's not a native English speaker and not in her 20s.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
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πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Merde. π
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"vEe vEeL rrreezPoNd eeN eeNtzrEzzst aN zToP yorOhpEenz vEezEet rAhsHah" Blabbering tools.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
So, dude stole Elon's data then peaced-the-fuck out? Sounds familiar.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll check in with you, the self-appointed Bluesky content censor, before posting anything else. So sorry.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
It's literally right at his stupid fingertips.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Based Mike Lee is so stupid that he doesn't understand what defamation is. This is the intellect running our country.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like my ex. She worked for Π€ΡΠΊ-ΠΎΠΉΠ».
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Un-luck-oil.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
So, is the signed note from Bill Clinton also a forgery, or, only Trump's?
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
French Gates uses $100 million of her divorce settlement for reasons and things.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
So, he's now top of the menu.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
They're trying to locate air defenses.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social)
Can't make this shit up.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone in the worthless media asked her to define exactly what the hoax is? How are dEmoCrAts trying to bamboozle someone? Of course, none of the weak assed reporters ask these questions.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I supported him right up to the point where he said, "It depends on what the meaning of the word βisβ is." On that day, I was done with him.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling him a loser is an argument he wants. Calling him insane, unhinged, unfit, demented and illegitimate are arguments he cannot refute.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
The Times of India and Hindustan Times reported this as a Russian strike on Ukrainian saboteurs.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
The Times of India and Hindustan Times reported this as a Russian strike on Ukrainian saboteurs.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember this. If Trump ratted out Epstein as a pedophile, then Trump knew Epstein was a pedophile and only ratted him out when the two became at odds.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if any of those planes or ships flew or sailed out of
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
As if the trans community is stockpiling weapons and ammo rather than tasteful pumps and accessories. Absolutely anything to distract from Epstein.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"This would have never happened if I were President....oh...."
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
So, there are eleven people on a "drug boat" taking up the space and weight of the supposed cargo, drugs. Got it.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder why neither Obama nor Biden did anything? (Not being a dick, legitimate question.) I want rapists, no matter their shade or stripe, to burn. I hope the evidence is followed wherever it leads and these ghouls are buried. Sick of these criminals and their society of secrets. Burn it down.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
It had been determined the "Tren De Aragua drug boat" and its 11 "narcoterrorists" had plotted a course straight for
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
If it were a "drug boat" why would there be 11 *people* on board and not more drugs? The shit these people blabber makes no sense. It is 1500 miles from Caracas to Miami and they're going to make that trip fully exposed with outboard motors. Yeah.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
The Venezuelan vessel was sailing on a course toward
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Then, her task is complete.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Birth rates have been falling in most mechanized societies for a long time, but, exactly what does Mr. Brilliance think his AI and automations enable? Why did people have more children before mechanization? Know what else we had before mechanization? Slavery. Dumbest dumb guy I've ever seen.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Her face is so jacked full of fillers and botox, it's always straight.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
If you ever wonder why, regardless of outcomes, Russia will never win peace in occupied Ukraine, this is one of the thousands upon thousands of reasons.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Okra. Really. I've seen people eat vile shit all my life, and I'm to the point that if someone thinks tripe, SurstrΓΆmming, Casu Marzu, rat meat are tasty, more power to them. Who cares? If you have enough time and energy to judge the diets of others, you probably have too much free time, generally.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Another psychopathic pedophile. I'm beginning to see a pattern emerge.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"They said there would be fish. They said there would be kimchi....but, all I got was smoked."
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm no Trump whisperer, but he's probably referring to the restrictions placed on the use of US weapons on Russian soil by Biden.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Annnnd they fired him. Funny how underage girls is a recurring theme throughout the Republican Party. Makes you wonder if this was known and the Q heads were being propagandized into numbess.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't that light saber burn his hair? Asking for a friend.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. That sucks. Warmest thoughts.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
And ya know, if Trump had just sided with Ukraine, all in, he could have diverted all the attention away from Epstein before it became something and then claimed anything Putin has is fake AI generated nonsense. Instead, he did what he did. Only the smartest people...
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"noT dAh DaTtGumM hoMe dEepEr!"
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah fuck that. Pass the ERA tomorrow. Only like two states needed to ratify it.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"The states are just agents in elections." ππ€£π
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely true. Female brick masons, welders, electricians, plumbers, concrete workers, heavy and light mechanics are being completely shut out of the labor market. This sexism should be ended NOW.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I may self-deport long before 2029.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
He's missing a few key points: a reference to ratings, the word "hot" or words "not hot anymore," and referring to himself in the third person.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
So does Hawaii.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got to start referring to himself in the third person.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Hawaii in the MF house...
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, Dollarhyde.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
The resemblance is striking. Good job.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"I refer to any words I don't like, especially those that disagree with my own ideological mindsoup as 'racism,' or 'homophobia.' " - Guy Cosplaying Francis Dollarhyde from the film Manhunter as a Lifestyle
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
And the Republican shut down of military aid for six months helped the Ukrainians prevent a total takeover of their country by the Mighty Powerful Russian Army and their smart, very smart Leader. He said nice things about me. Every fking day is another blast of stupidity from this asshole.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
He's freeing Leningrad!!
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
He cannot explain a policy position at all and never has. He doesn't understand history, our government, our constitution, our laws. He is completely incompetent to the task he was given, and the people who support him are equally incompetent.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
That's easy. My wife decides for us.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Honolulu, Hawaii in the fuckin house.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
But, we do believe having the fourth highest murder rate in the US is entirely acceptable.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck off. You can neither read nor understand simple statistics. That means you live your life in an ideological fog of fantastic lies which you actively promote...kiddo.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
God, I miss her naggy henpeck hand gestures, big hair, and fake lashes. Nostalgia.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
If you know I lived in DC 20 years ago, calling me "kiddo" sounds a tad fucking dumb, now, doesn't it? Yes it does.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not mad. You chose to engage with my comment here. Nobody forced you.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I've given you non-biased statistics and you choose to ignore them and blabber. Have a nice day.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, maybe, you can check the FBI's crime stats and stop arguing in bad faith.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
No, you said I had a bad time. Try to focus.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
If you relate better to pictures...
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
In 2023, D.C. had a homicide rate of 40.9 homicides per 100,000 residents and ranked fourth worst in the nation behind only New Orleans (53.8), St. Louis (53.7), and Detroit (40.9). The homicide rate in 2024 was 27.3, *still* ranked fourth-worst in the country. Straight-faced.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't say I had a bad time. I said it was crime-ridden and dangerous, which, it was, and still is. A crime rate moving from shitty to not as shitty doesn't equal safety. Perhaps it does in *your* imagination.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine setting up strawman arguments and then fighting them. Must be tiresome.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. We can't all agree about everything.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
When I moved to AdMo, I brought my car. I'd park it in the street in front of our house. Like clockwork, I amassed parking tickets until my ride got booted and towed. $800 later, the car was parked in NoVA, and I became a bike rider. It's a habit I still have today. Love my bike.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump is an abomination. His fascist clown car cabinet, an equal stain. They didn't create the pathologies of inner cities, gun violence, poverty. Are they low-grade performance artists? Absolutely. Pointing out a socioeconomic reality isn't racist. It's not particularly controversial, IMO.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't say any of those things. The major premise was that white people have no valid opinions about the situation in DC because they choose not to live in the same places as black people. My rejoinder was perhaps they don't live in those places because they don't want to be victimized.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Chief Ike's Mambo Room. Cities. Cafe Lautrec...nostalgia.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I spent my college years over cheap pitchers of even cheaper beer on 18th. I simply said, originally, that perhaps "white people" don't live in high crime areas because they don't like the prospect of being victims of crime...and the roast began. It's kind of tiring, really.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite was Millie and Al's on 18th, hanging out with Weird Johnny the Vietnam Vet/Owner/Misanthrope, but it went tits-up and they closed.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's been mean to me? Do you think I'm offended in some way?
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
I complain about that, too, Tom. Simply because situations and conditions exist simultaneously doesn't mean they're dependent upon each other and can't be addressed independently of one another.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Champlain, Ontario, Kalorama, 17th, 16th, 15th, 14th, U Street - that was once a very dangerous place to be...nevermind the gigantic rats and feral cats living in the alleyways. Had some great Ethiopian food, though.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, you're literally a cartoon character pointing a gun at someone.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet current anecdotes are evidence. Again, do the experiment and get back to me.
πΊπ²πΊπ¦ Colonel Slanders πΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent
"Feckless and boring"