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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@colonelslanders.bsky.social

You don't know me, but I'm your brother I was raised here in this living hell. You don't know my kind in your world Fairly soon, the time will tell.

created December 11, 2024

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Not anymore. πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆ

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My wife, but, she's not a native English speaker and not in her 20s.

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πŸ˜‚

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Merde. πŸ˜‚

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"vEe vEeL rrreezPoNd eeN eeNtzrEzzst aN zToP yorOhpEenz vEezEet rAhsHah" Blabbering tools.

17/9/2025, 3:40:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, dude stole Elon's data then peaced-the-fuck out? Sounds familiar.

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I'll check in with you, the self-appointed Bluesky content censor, before posting anything else. So sorry.

14/9/2025, 5:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's literally right at his stupid fingertips.

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Based Mike Lee is so stupid that he doesn't understand what defamation is. This is the intellect running our country.

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Looks like my ex. She worked for Π€ΡƒΠΊ-ΠΎΠΉΠ».

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Un-luck-oil.

11/9/2025, 10:08:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, is the signed note from Bill Clinton also a forgery, or, only Trump's?

10/9/2025, 3:13:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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French Gates uses $100 million of her divorce settlement for reasons and things.

10/9/2025, 2:55:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, he's now top of the menu.

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They're trying to locate air defenses.

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Can't make this shit up.

10/9/2025, 2:48:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anyone in the worthless media asked her to define exactly what the hoax is? How are dEmoCrAts trying to bamboozle someone? Of course, none of the weak assed reporters ask these questions.

9/9/2025, 4:15:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I supported him right up to the point where he said, "It depends on what the meaning of the word β€˜is’ is." On that day, I was done with him.

9/9/2025, 3:40:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Calling him a loser is an argument he wants. Calling him insane, unhinged, unfit, demented and illegitimate are arguments he cannot refute.

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The Times of India and Hindustan Times reported this as a Russian strike on Ukrainian saboteurs.

7/9/2025, 5:38:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Times of India and Hindustan Times reported this as a Russian strike on Ukrainian saboteurs.

7/9/2025, 5:37:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember this. If Trump ratted out Epstein as a pedophile, then Trump knew Epstein was a pedophile and only ratted him out when the two became at odds.

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I wonder if any of those planes or ships flew or sailed out of

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As if the trans community is stockpiling weapons and ammo rather than tasteful pumps and accessories. Absolutely anything to distract from Epstein.

5/9/2025, 4:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"This would have never happened if I were President....oh...."

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So, there are eleven people on a "drug boat" taking up the space and weight of the supposed cargo, drugs. Got it.

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I wonder why neither Obama nor Biden did anything? (Not being a dick, legitimate question.) I want rapists, no matter their shade or stripe, to burn. I hope the evidence is followed wherever it leads and these ghouls are buried. Sick of these criminals and their society of secrets. Burn it down.

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It had been determined the "Tren De Aragua drug boat" and its 11 "narcoterrorists" had plotted a course straight for

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If it were a "drug boat" why would there be 11 *people* on board and not more drugs? The shit these people blabber makes no sense. It is 1500 miles from Caracas to Miami and they're going to make that trip fully exposed with outboard motors. Yeah.

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The Venezuelan vessel was sailing on a course toward

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Then, her task is complete.

3/9/2025, 1:13:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Birth rates have been falling in most mechanized societies for a long time, but, exactly what does Mr. Brilliance think his AI and automations enable? Why did people have more children before mechanization? Know what else we had before mechanization? Slavery. Dumbest dumb guy I've ever seen.

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Her face is so jacked full of fillers and botox, it's always straight.

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If you ever wonder why, regardless of outcomes, Russia will never win peace in occupied Ukraine, this is one of the thousands upon thousands of reasons.

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Okra. Really. I've seen people eat vile shit all my life, and I'm to the point that if someone thinks tripe, SurstrΓΆmming, Casu Marzu, rat meat are tasty, more power to them. Who cares? If you have enough time and energy to judge the diets of others, you probably have too much free time, generally.

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Another psychopathic pedophile. I'm beginning to see a pattern emerge.

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"They said there would be fish. They said there would be kimchi....but, all I got was smoked."

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I'm no Trump whisperer, but he's probably referring to the restrictions placed on the use of US weapons on Russian soil by Biden.

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Annnnd they fired him. Funny how underage girls is a recurring theme throughout the Republican Party. Makes you wonder if this was known and the Q heads were being propagandized into numbess.

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Wouldn't that light saber burn his hair? Asking for a friend.

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Wow. That sucks. Warmest thoughts.

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And ya know, if Trump had just sided with Ukraine, all in, he could have diverted all the attention away from Epstein before it became something and then claimed anything Putin has is fake AI generated nonsense. Instead, he did what he did. Only the smartest people...

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"noT dAh DaTtGumM hoMe dEepEr!"

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Yeah fuck that. Pass the ERA tomorrow. Only like two states needed to ratify it.

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"The states are just agents in elections." πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Absolutely true. Female brick masons, welders, electricians, plumbers, concrete workers, heavy and light mechanics are being completely shut out of the labor market. This sexism should be ended NOW.

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I may self-deport long before 2029.

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He's missing a few key points: a reference to ratings, the word "hot" or words "not hot anymore," and referring to himself in the third person.

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So does Hawaii.

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He's got to start referring to himself in the third person.

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Hawaii in the MF house...

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Okay, Dollarhyde.

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The resemblance is striking. Good job.

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"I refer to any words I don't like, especially those that disagree with my own ideological mindsoup as 'racism,' or 'homophobia.' " - Guy Cosplaying Francis Dollarhyde from the film Manhunter as a Lifestyle

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And the Republican shut down of military aid for six months helped the Ukrainians prevent a total takeover of their country by the Mighty Powerful Russian Army and their smart, very smart Leader. He said nice things about me. Every fking day is another blast of stupidity from this asshole.

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He's freeing Leningrad!!

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He cannot explain a policy position at all and never has. He doesn't understand history, our government, our constitution, our laws. He is completely incompetent to the task he was given, and the people who support him are equally incompetent.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

That's easy. My wife decides for us.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Honolulu, Hawaii in the fuckin house.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

But, we do believe having the fourth highest murder rate in the US is entirely acceptable.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh fuck off. You can neither read nor understand simple statistics. That means you live your life in an ideological fog of fantastic lies which you actively promote...kiddo.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

God, I miss her naggy henpeck hand gestures, big hair, and fake lashes. Nostalgia.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

If you know I lived in DC 20 years ago, calling me "kiddo" sounds a tad fucking dumb, now, doesn't it? Yes it does.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not mad. You chose to engage with my comment here. Nobody forced you.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

I've given you non-biased statistics and you choose to ignore them and blabber. Have a nice day.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Or, maybe, you can check the FBI's crime stats and stop arguing in bad faith.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

No, you said I had a bad time. Try to focus.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

If you relate better to pictures...

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

In 2023, D.C. had a homicide rate of 40.9 homicides per 100,000 residents and ranked fourth worst in the nation behind only New Orleans (53.8), St. Louis (53.7), and Detroit (40.9). The homicide rate in 2024 was 27.3, *still* ranked fourth-worst in the country. Straight-faced.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't say I had a bad time. I said it was crime-ridden and dangerous, which, it was, and still is. A crime rate moving from shitty to not as shitty doesn't equal safety. Perhaps it does in *your* imagination.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine setting up strawman arguments and then fighting them. Must be tiresome.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool. We can't all agree about everything.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

When I moved to AdMo, I brought my car. I'd park it in the street in front of our house. Like clockwork, I amassed parking tickets until my ride got booted and towed. $800 later, the car was parked in NoVA, and I became a bike rider. It's a habit I still have today. Love my bike.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump is an abomination. His fascist clown car cabinet, an equal stain. They didn't create the pathologies of inner cities, gun violence, poverty. Are they low-grade performance artists? Absolutely. Pointing out a socioeconomic reality isn't racist. It's not particularly controversial, IMO.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't say any of those things. The major premise was that white people have no valid opinions about the situation in DC because they choose not to live in the same places as black people. My rejoinder was perhaps they don't live in those places because they don't want to be victimized.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Chief Ike's Mambo Room. Cities. Cafe Lautrec...nostalgia.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

I spent my college years over cheap pitchers of even cheaper beer on 18th. I simply said, originally, that perhaps "white people" don't live in high crime areas because they don't like the prospect of being victims of crime...and the roast began. It's kind of tiring, really.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite was Millie and Al's on 18th, hanging out with Weird Johnny the Vietnam Vet/Owner/Misanthrope, but it went tits-up and they closed.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's been mean to me? Do you think I'm offended in some way?

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

I complain about that, too, Tom. Simply because situations and conditions exist simultaneously doesn't mean they're dependent upon each other and can't be addressed independently of one another.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Champlain, Ontario, Kalorama, 17th, 16th, 15th, 14th, U Street - that was once a very dangerous place to be...nevermind the gigantic rats and feral cats living in the alleyways. Had some great Ethiopian food, though.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude, you're literally a cartoon character pointing a gun at someone.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet current anecdotes are evidence. Again, do the experiment and get back to me.

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Profile picture πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Colonel Slanders πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@colonelslanders.bsky.social) reply parent

"Feckless and boring"

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