I have tried to kill myself twice and stayed alive mostly out of spite. Why let the shitty people win at something else when they've won so much already?
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I have tried to kill myself twice and stayed alive mostly out of spite. Why let the shitty people win at something else when they've won so much already?
May providence hasten the day.
He's moving Space Force to Alabama, which also has mail in voting.
The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: •admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states •abolish ICE •grant citizenship to any immigrant •disband the 5th Circuit •expand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?
🎶 Where is the moment we needed the most? You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' onnnnnnnnnn 🎶
I am amused that Mamdani is seen as a raving communist for suggesting mid-tier FDR type reforms and there's an actual Eugene Debs dude running for Senate in Maine and he's not freaking out anybodyyyy oh yes. Shit. He's white. Sorry, I just got it. Go about your business.
"WEAK LOSER" DONALD TRUMP (CRAPPY HAIR!) IS A BROKEN-INSIDE MANCHILD. (SAD!) HIS TYRANT FATHER (KKK!) DESTROYED HIM AND NOW WE ALL MUST SUFFER AS A RESULT. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXPLAINS THIS IN A GREAT POST THAT MANY ARE SAYING IS THE GREATEST POST EVER. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/3HD7AQd
Every Labor Day I remember that the holiday was moved from May 1 to September not only for the Haymarket attacks but to break up the possibility between the US and the international labor movement (which celebrates in May). And it worked!
Per usual, Cuban is an idiot's idea of a genius
Maybe they shaved his head for a medical procedure 🤷🏾♂️
I remain a one-issue voter for the 2028 Democratic presidential primaries, and that issue is the promise of prosecutions.
If the race wars ever happen in America, I'm blaming my subsequent actions on Train in general and "Hey Soul Sister" more specifically
Twenty years ago, Donald Trump pledged to stand behind New Orleans as it rebuilt after Hurricane Katrina. The place where the 70-story building was supposed to sit is still a parking lot. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
If it happens, Celebration will be number one again within two weeks
So Peter Thiel finally put strychnine in his ketchup covered cooked to death steak, huh?
I'll believe it when Cena says he's been compromised to a permanent end.
when people claim that a governor is 'fighting back' against trump this is what that would look like. not posting AI slop memes and launching crypto scams.
"Trump 2.0 so far shows every sign of doing anything the NRA wants it to do. They can prattle on about mental health...but...their actions say they’re perfectly content to let more children die." Good @mjtoma.bsky.social dive into policy reality on Trump/guns: newrepublic.com/post/199838/...
I've been calling him Shadow President Thiel for almost the past two years straight.
As you know, I've been calling him Shadow President Thiel for almost the past two years straight.
Just rewatched Fringe 🤷🏾♂️
Thunderbolts* was an above average movie but I was thinking about VEEP the entire time.
I've been calling him Shadow President Thiel for almost the past two years straight.
Newsom has already sacrificed another group—it’s homeless people. But @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is right, there will be a third group, fourth, etc. If you’re not making decisions based on principles then lots of folks can be expendable.
h/t @carmendarlene.bsky.social
The alternative - stay with me on this - is to not vote for either of them! It's possible!
Too many of you vote blue no matter who dipshits want to replace one anti trans rich white jerk off with another and some of us aren't going to help you.
This week marks 70 years since the lynching of 14-year-old Emmett Till. I spoke with family and supporters about their efforts to preserve his memory as attempts to whitewash history escalate. capitalbnews.org/emmett-till-...
Dems are avoiding Dc in HUGE part because it's turning out to be a racial issue and that should have people ready to brawl AND YET
Anyone who looks at America in 2025 and thinks, "maybe we can fix this by throwing trans people under the bus" 1) doesn't have the brains to understand what's going on or how we got here 2) doesn't have the stomach for any of the fights ahead and 3) is vice signaling to their MAGA friends.
His actions have done a 180° in under six months fueled purely by jumping to whatever point focus groups that month tell him to do. Raymond Shaw would be proud.
And I live in the most "progressive", Democratic run state in the country. But why should I tell you this when you can talk to all almost two dozen of your followers and the void?
You know what's not shocking to me is white sanctimony. My "pessimism" knew Trump was going to get re-elected and Dems would scapegoat more to be Diet Republicans in a desperate bid to win over some mythical middle American As a poor Black man, I will never get what I want from this country.
They don't care about being undermkned, they care about winning and power. Which they have.
We can't bury a movement 209 years in the naking
The anti trans bullshit, which is continuing while he apparently successfully whitewashes in this "He's a FIGHTER!" wave of support when the person doing the most of the social media work is a WOC. IF we're only going to list A thing that's made me lose my confidence.
MAGAs default position is crying about everything forever, that's why they fought the Civil War until they won it in January. All I see is a shitty rich white man polishing his image and getting credit off the back of a WOC's work. If reality is a wet blanket, too bad.
Feel free to do all the deliberation you want. I'm not voting for him.
It wouldn't, because rich white men being shitty has never surprised me. If it does, then I wouldn't vote for either party's Presidential ticket.
And if another GOP led state, say Missouri or Ohio follow Texas' lead, then this is just more of Gavin's usual self serving bullshit. The bar IS fight. There are better fighters.
Imagine hating on me and I'm just sitting here like
I can't control what everybody else does. All I can tell you is I've written in Elizabeth Warren the last three elections and am more than willing to make it four.
You look like you're hiding behind a fake avatar.
Shitty! It still costs a quarter of what I make in a month to wait 10 weeks for an appointment!
Pritzker, AOC, Walz, Crockett, Warren, Leticia, Abrams, Michelle Obama, Amy Poehler, my next door neighbor, that one waiter who always gave me extra bread sticks, @mtsw.bsky.social, both surviving Beastie Boys, Danny DeVito, Rhea Pearlman, Tony Gilroy, a hologram of Jimmy Carter, Steve Kerr, Cher...
Considering how anti homeless, anti trans, pro AI (and this list continues) Newsom has been, if that's what the future of the Democratic party is then I'm out. It's beyond bonkers and frustrating to see someone get anointed Dem Jesus two years in advance for outsourcing his social media.
Don't breed. Plenty of villages already have their idiots in place.
Why so bootlicky?
Camille Zapata is doing fine work but if I had to guess there are more hers out there than are currently getting media oxygen. "Social media South Park" a) is a low bar to clear that b) hasn't proven to sway the clutch of 55+ constituents who most reliably vote.
I guess if the bar for the average Democratic voter at this point is "South Park but tweets", then find their own Gen Z terminally online poster and let them loose. Camille Zapata is doing fine work but if I had to guess there are more hers out there than are currently getting media oxygen.
That's one of us.
Pritzker, Crockett, AOC, Walz...
Except he's the only one who can have that advantage because he's the governor rn
Why is it he's getting credit for the work Camille Zapata's doing? Why is August him so much different from Match him? Why is there this rush to Gavin considering the work the JB Pritzkers, Jasmine Crocketts, AOCs and Tim Walzs have been doing before he culture vultured "South Park but tweets"?
Can't we support Camille Zapata for doing the actual work? Anyways once upon a time trans lives matter the end
Except I support AOC, so no points this round
You don't know that! Not really! Sure do!
FUN FACT: Gavin Newsom doesn't deserve a glide path to the '28 Democratic Presidential nomination just because he found a 20something Latina to outsource his tweets to
the actual sources of Trump's power are not Trump himself - a feckless and lazy incompetent - but the media and judiciary, who swoop in and clean up all his messes after the fact.
Literally said this yesterday
the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome
Sorry to hear. Hopefully tomorrow is at least mid.
This week's cartoon is an awkward fit for the phone friendly format, but if that's your jam, here it is: Read it on Tinyview: tinyview.com/this-modern-... Read it on Daily Kos: www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
If you think incremantalism is going to save us from the Fourth Reich I got a magic rock that fends off bear attacks to sell you.
Too many people's "purity tests" look like "If we throw trans people under the bus, surely this mythical voter in Iowa will vote blue THIS time!" to me.
Trans rights matter, genius
"The California governor has shown the world that he can practice politics as a performance art with the best of them, meaning Trump. But his wild gyrations from March to August also reveal a man in search of a moral compass — or perhaps lacking one altogether."
always kind of fun when the ones who are okay with overt white supremacism and human rights violations draw the line at crashing the economy
Young Americans
Young Americans
"Newsom is a Democrat and Trump is a Republican, and while both have been very vocal about each other’s differences, Jehl (R) and Myers (R) note in the letter that when it comes to homelessness strategy, their approaches to a solution are similar." www.wane.com/top-stories/...
And please shift your attention to the people who warned about this, to those who have been correct all along.
And that Tony Gwynn would've hit above .400 in '94
DODGERS LOSE, PADRES WIN, AND FIRST IN NL WEST
Revenge sweep sounds good to me. #LFGSD
I'd care more about the Manchurian Cantaloupe's health if I didn't hate him and Peter Thiel wasn't actually running the country.
Stuff like this is exactly why God doesn't allow me to have money
The thing about the Cracker Barrel uproar is that it’s a perfect illustration of how these people are in charge of everything, they’re running the entire country and diminishing Dem power at every turn and they are STILL UNHAPPY. Their entire brand is “angry and oppressed” and it always will be.
Have yall not been paying attention to everyone else whose been taking on Trump? Pritzker? AOC? Crockett? Mamdani?
Hell yeah #padres
Phew, the sex trafficker and perjurer exonerated the one man who can free her. I am totally persuaded.
Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
After how good Andor was it wouldn't break my heart if Tony Gilroy could somehow remake the prequels.
“Who the fuck is we?” - Black American proverb
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Also it has to be said that trying to out gerrymander the absolute Michael Jordans of gerrymandering might not work out the way you’d like
#NowPlaying
When I point out I'm on my 18th month of saying Shadow President Thiel, stuff like this is what I mean.
If you had told me 30 years ago that Michael Luttig and Bill Kristol would have a clearer understanding about what's going on than a lot of Democratic leaders, I'd have wondered whether you tried the brown acid.
Step 1: defund public housing and social supports (a bipartisan project) Step 2: allow homelessness to grow for decades, demonizing the poor who have nowhere to live (remember newson tearing up a homeless encampment recently?) Step 3: use that social crisis to justify a fascist project
The CIVIL WAR never ended
May James Dobson burn and rot below for all eternity. A cruel, venal man who caused grave harm with every breath he took.
They will run to Russia first
Democracy is a group project and most of America are C- students
