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created August 3, 2023

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Profile picture Jeremy Parish really tied the room together, man (@jparish.bsky.social) reposted

It's almost beyond parody how much he looks like the old man costume from the ITYSL "I don't even want to be around anymore" skit in this photo

2/9/2025, 1:54:25 AM | 83 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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My immediate thought. The worst.

2/9/2025, 3:21:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was so incredibly close I think it is largely out of their control.

30/8/2025, 2:23:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went last year and it was awesome. So chill and the surrounding area is beautiful.

30/8/2025, 1:39:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stroll doesn't understand how to drive a fast car.

30/8/2025, 1:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who says they didn't? No one has played the actual game.

29/8/2025, 12:56:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can turn that off. And also it is the same kind of AI stuff used in dlss so really not a big deal. Generative AI is the bad stuff

28/8/2025, 4:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you paid by the DNC? If not you are getting ripped off apparently.

28/8/2025, 4:17:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whataboutism? We expect this shit from the GOP.

28/8/2025, 4:16:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:28:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if they brought SAltman on with you?

27/8/2025, 3:45:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are awesome but I bet they cost more than my first 3 cars combined.

25/8/2025, 1:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh-dynh.

22/8/2025, 12:25:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arcade stick of what it is called.

22/8/2025, 12:23:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want the game pad thing that has a stick and roller ball and stuff. Hoping to get it working on MISTer.

22/8/2025, 12:21:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:50:52 PM | 4657 1411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein.bsky.social) reposted

James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89

21/8/2025, 1:21:45 PM | 3298 420 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've had my switch since the launch year. My 6 year old started regularly playing it about 6 months ago and now the left joycon keeps showing disconnected when connected to the switch. Good thing I don't let her hold the switch 2 only docked.

20/8/2025, 11:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an incredibly uninspired aesthetic.

19/8/2025, 5:05:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you write an entire article about this and never once mention the obvious rip off of both the Rivian brand as well as a lot of the design aesthetics. This is just you basically printing a press release. I'm all for cheap evs but this is just lazy on their (and your) part.

18/8/2025, 6:06:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go back and click licenses and product key activations.

15/8/2025, 11:48:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly this was a pretty solid first 5. All bangers in my book.

15/8/2025, 11:45:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can get digital 4k now. Not as good as br but Apple usually has pretty good bitrate.

14/8/2025, 6:54:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I honestly only care about the audio mix as it is the greatest demo for surround ever.

14/8/2025, 6:44:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda like how dvd blew up with things like the ps2 where it wasn't just for watching dvds.

14/8/2025, 12:54:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah he seems to have rolled over pretty quick.

12/8/2025, 7:55:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it seemed very cheap but then I saw it or made by gamestop so that makes sense. No rf for the xbox/pc dongle so bt only as well.

12/8/2025, 7:53:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is like saying getting shot in the arm is better than getting shot on the leg.

12/8/2025, 7:47:09 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The meetcute!

12/8/2025, 12:15:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm fully capable of playing golf but that doesn't mean I want to.

11/8/2025, 1:28:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have kinder eggs they just don't put it in the chocolate. It is half and half.

10/8/2025, 3:27:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 4:09:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 4:05:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like they fully deleted the review. Shorts are still up.

8/8/2025, 4:01:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it was just vigilante 8. Maybe some sega CD too.

8/8/2025, 3:54:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you do the disc swap on ps1 games to have the game use your tracks?

8/8/2025, 3:52:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aidan Moher (@aidanmoher.com) reposted

Command & Conquer (Westwood Studios, 1995)

A screenshot of a tweet from the US attorney general offering a hilarious reward.
8/8/2025, 2:10:12 PM | 141 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bread!

7/8/2025, 12:25:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But you proved them!

6/8/2025, 3:07:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacob Geller (@jacobgeller.com) reposted

6/8/2025, 1:27:27 PM | 22362 7077 | View on Bluesky | view

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I call for an end to the holiday shopping arms race. I'm very tired of "Oh you're trying to buy a grilling implement in July? Fuck you. Should have bought it in March. Buy this skeleton dj instead."

31/7/2025, 11:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've strayed too far. We deserve everything that is coming to us.

31/7/2025, 11:29:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profiting through support. Not funding.

31/7/2025, 11:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We got the switch 2 port of Apex. Only one I remember though.

31/7/2025, 5:48:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2ootopia

30/7/2025, 2:09:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This reminds me of how "Simply Pineapple" juice has mango in it. Almost killed my friend who is allergic to mango.

28/7/2025, 5:32:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.

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26/7/2025, 12:47:11 AM | 7018 1197 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted

Xbox One coaster is $3.99 at PNP Games buff.ly/n7ooSLd All PNP Games deals buff.ly/mGqkguF #ad

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26/7/2025, 11:45:56 PM | 260 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh and eat all the bread. European bread is so good.

25/7/2025, 8:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your experience will probably be much better than ours as I did just remember we were there between the Olympics and the Paralymics so lots of things were blocked off. Just make sure you have things well planned out as it isn't a great "find things to do" place with kids due to its size.

25/7/2025, 8:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just be sure in London and Paris that if you see a bathroom then make the kids use it. So few public bathrooms. Oh and have money for them as most are pay.

25/7/2025, 8:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck! We took our kids to Europe last year (for my 40th to see an f1 race) and it was a lot of work but very fun. I will say for kids Paris kinda sucked. Very big and busy. Other than Disneyland Paris. It is pretty far away though.

25/7/2025, 8:40:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Basically the coolest thing about my job is that Laika uses our printers.

25/7/2025, 6:05:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lewis probably learned "don't spin".

25/7/2025, 3:42:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man one of the worst days for me was a customer on like os 10.12 in 2019 which the EFI Fiery driver didn't support but he refused to update. It would print but none of the nice workflow stuff works without using the Fiery. Man that place was annoying.

23/7/2025, 11:57:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently DF sells all their old games on there which is pretty cool. Up to Broken Age.

23/7/2025, 11:43:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah I thought perhaps you had a curb find or something. That was my old profession (on Canons) but I added Z to my repertoire.

23/7/2025, 11:39:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are you doing with a giant ass-Xerox commercial printer?

23/7/2025, 10:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And completely different.

23/7/2025, 5:35:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pokemon Bat/Knife

22/7/2025, 12:25:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is a beast to be driving around UK roads. Our first family car was the similar Dodge Aspen Wagon which was also very chonky. Plenty of room on rural Minnesota roads though.

21/7/2025, 1:29:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, the traditional setting of the dreamcast clock.

20/7/2025, 8:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We just need more digging in general. Steamworld Dig 2 is one of my favorite games ever as is pixeljunk shooter which is just digging with a gun.

18/7/2025, 3:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fantastic foreskins

tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”
15/7/2025, 5:09:17 PM | 15033 3286 | View on Bluesky | view

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This picture is identical to a Jay Leno doritos commercial from around 1990. His added bit for this is parents should send you to their room. There's nothing going on in there.

13/7/2025, 10:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Pequin (@ryanpequin.bsky.social) reposted

Midnight Snack

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12/7/2025, 8:03:35 PM | 1216 132 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't get over it only being £750 for a week ago inclusive!

12/7/2025, 2:24:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name a show that came close the original run after a multi year cancelation. Only thing that ever holds up are shows that change stations/services like The Expanse.

9/7/2025, 11:02:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice. Would be really neat to have more novellas like these with the same artist too make them like a collection. As an aside getting the TF covers as art prints would be amazing. They are so beautiful.

8/7/2025, 11:12:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that the same artist who did saturation point? Looks great.

8/7/2025, 11:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Can the past help inform the future?" how the hell do you think science is done? Well we invented the v10 now lets forget everything we know about combustion and make a hybrid turbo from first principles.

8/7/2025, 5:00:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel you. I'm still in the middle of a privacy fence build and while opening the garage door to work on it I found one of the springs broke.

8/7/2025, 4:53:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 seconds of actual searching shows that isn't even the dress in this video. www.vogue.com/article/iris...

7/7/2025, 10:54:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An AI search is not proof. The fact that there is light moving around on her head indicates that this particular dress is being illuminated by down lighting resulting in the shimmering lines.

7/7/2025, 10:52:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nicholas Hoult gives me hope.

7/7/2025, 3:31:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't expecting a Strolldium.

6/7/2025, 3:00:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And still hasn't.

6/7/2025, 2:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Hulk behind.

6/7/2025, 2:41:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pro-slavery with the slaves being anyone who has been retweeted by Musk.

5/7/2025, 2:22:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy 4th

5/7/2025, 1:46:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always have the jalapeño ranch in my fridge. Great on salad but also a great dip for chicken tenders.

4/7/2025, 4:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are any shapes not geometric?

3/7/2025, 8:50:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*to

3/7/2025, 2:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah too match the colors on the cards. So fun.

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lemmings
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Just the new "welfare queen".

2/7/2025, 3:06:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh lots of guys love tech and this is tech.

2/7/2025, 2:23:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only one I really don't like is the 3rd. I hate the look without the text box as it looks like they just took 30 seconds in illustrator to add the text over the art.

1/7/2025, 11:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magic cards look so weird now.

1/7/2025, 11:23:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obama wrote a WHITE SUIT! (He also did unlawful drone strikes but they liked that)

1/7/2025, 5:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Played Hot Streak and had a really good time. Some rules clarity issues but it was still a silly fun game.

30/6/2025, 5:58:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah very annoying.

30/6/2025, 4:39:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp

29/6/2025, 1:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Albon making up for it.

29/6/2025, 1:27:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawson too! Outdid Verstappen.

28/6/2025, 3:50:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah half a second clear. Insane.

28/6/2025, 3:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Start playing Cartographers with matching colored pencils and it won't be close.

27/6/2025, 11:58:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course I just bought this with a voucher...

26/6/2025, 4:23:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only @aptshadow.bsky.social could use book lungs as a metaphor in a book not about spiders.

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