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The Content Apologist

@contentapologist.bsky.social

#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.

created September 30, 2023

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🎢🎀'I had some dreams, they were cream in my carbonara, cream in my carbonara...'🎀🎢

1/9/2025, 8:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎢🎀'WHEN I GET ME SOLAR POWERED MOPED OUT ON THE STREET, I'M GONNA ROIDE, ROIDE, ROIDE...'🎀🎢

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1/9/2025, 11:49:37 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Storm Dave'

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'Storm Dave'

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1/9/2025, 8:42:19 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Q. Why are Gooners such good lovers? A. They're so good at coming second.

1/9/2025, 7:48:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:44:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Monday.

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1/9/2025, 7:06:43 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:07:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid Sexy Scarecrow.

31/8/2025, 2:43:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:32:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When The Darkness had their first flush of success, rather than get stuck in Difficult Second Album hell, I always thought they should have done an album of pop metal covers; this, Killer Queen, The Final Countdown etc etc. Would have cleaned up.

31/8/2025, 1:53:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CHOOOOON

31/8/2025, 12:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I object to socks and sandals.

31/8/2025, 11:59:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:44:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:36:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:35:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:27:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*The_Fly_Bathroom_Cabinet_GIF*

30/8/2025, 11:30:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The B&M Crusader sounds like it should have been the car that was going to save British Leyland in 1974.

30/8/2025, 11:08:24 AM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The B&M Crusader sounds like it should have been the car that was going to save British Leyland in 1974.

30/8/2025, 11:07:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'So if the orange shitgibbon carks it, you'll all support me to immediately become Prez, right?'

30/8/2025, 11:04:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:08:39 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Standing up for that.

29/8/2025, 6:08:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:05:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a lot of Town Halls missing their Fathers4Justice Batmans...

29/8/2025, 12:35:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Up and down the country there's an awful lot of Town Halls missing their Fathers4Justice Batmans...

29/8/2025, 12:20:30 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm loving Brian Robertson's early take on Blue Steel, I have to say...

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29/8/2025, 9:52:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@denofscholes.bsky.social It's safe for you to go back to the gyms now mate; Purple Aki's carked it... www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

29/8/2025, 9:50:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friday.

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29/8/2025, 9:22:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes you want to hear this; youtu.be/-GAPTFjQ6nY?...

28/8/2025, 5:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Broke Woke Bespoke?

28/8/2025, 3:35:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neil had already done the heavy lifting on that one, TBF!

28/8/2025, 3:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(grateful h/t to @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social for pic)

28/8/2025, 2:40:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎢🎀 '...HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE...'🎀🎢

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27/8/2025, 10:30:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎢🎀'...HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE'🎀🎢

27/8/2025, 7:43:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought this deserved more love, but as I never tire of saying, there's no bawbees in #Cricket Bleets...

27/8/2025, 5:01:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worth a look, you reckon?

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27/8/2025, 10:29:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Less than 2%

26/8/2025, 9:35:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 8:05:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jos Buttler hits 50 for the Manchester Originals.

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26/8/2025, 7:51:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wanting Jimmy Anderson to do well on a personal level Vs. wanting Northern Superchargers to win.

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26/8/2025, 5:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At Headingley for #TheHundred C'mon Northern Superchargers!

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26/8/2025, 4:24:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We ALL feel your pain, kid.

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25/8/2025, 11:57:59 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I so HATE the Tudorization of period TV.

25/8/2025, 10:25:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they shooting The Brokenwood Mysteries there or something?

24/8/2025, 6:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Now imagining the interrogation*

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24/8/2025, 12:27:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that one of @mocent0.bsky.social's famed butter pies?

24/8/2025, 12:23:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 11:58:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Eight Ace.' 'Β£1.49.'

23/8/2025, 11:57:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brian Wilson never looked the same after the 'Smile' debacle.

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'Glazed bun'

23/8/2025, 3:31:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see Wimpy don't do a Bender In A Bun anymore, because of Woke.

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They don't sell Bender In A Bun now, because of Woke.

23/8/2025, 2:24:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't he the voice of Shaggy in Scooby Doo? #BeingSilly

23/8/2025, 2:23:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Next up, we've got Lucy from Northampton. Now my love, it says here you've got 'robust' views about asylum seekers coming here; tell me., how's that working out for yer?'

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23/8/2025, 9:08:53 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Me, on the oversized street chairs by the Mersey at Otterspool*

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22/8/2025, 6:39:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's safest to say there are no victors here.

22/8/2025, 9:42:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1972 Jethro Tull are on the phone wanting their album cover back;

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Immediately thought of;

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Reread the novels about three years back and they haven't dated well. The plot additions Apple made have mainly improved it greatly. Jared Harris is just PERFECT as Seldon.

21/8/2025, 9:01:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loving the new Foundation, I have to say.

21/8/2025, 8:51:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:22:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...if you're a necrophiliac.

21/8/2025, 7:55:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bloody hell is that their dating page?

21/8/2025, 7:47:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(grateful h/t @mocent0.bsky.social)

21/8/2025, 6:07:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Madam, this is a Wendy's'

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When you're hawking your book at six but trying to smash Joe Root through silly mid-off at seven.

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Cheers CH!

21/8/2025, 4:05:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 4:04:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheers Neil!

21/8/2025, 1:47:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheers m'dear!

21/8/2025, 11:58:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:53:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheers Dave!

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'Two more from them later in the programme'

21/8/2025, 9:50:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still waiting...

21/8/2025, 9:26:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:48:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:23:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:15:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right you lot, where's my card signed by all the lads on The Ark Royal?

21/8/2025, 8:12:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Normally, Mrs DoS Bleets get a Baby Runs In Runs Out GIF, but that's straight up Spit Laugh...

20/8/2025, 10:04:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm scum from a long line of scum. Put it there;

20/8/2025, 2:55:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 10:59:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(pic from The Swindon Times)

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@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Oktoberfest is in Bavaria,

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WESTON...SUPER...MARE! (no seriously, hope you have a wonderful time!)

20/8/2025, 10:34:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think he's done alright for himself...

19/8/2025, 5:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'British Queens'

19/8/2025, 11:03:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'THEY CUT IT WITH THEIR METAL KNIVES'

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🎢🎀'The Sled Don't Work...'🎀🎢 #NoYOUFuckOff

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