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πΆπ€'I had some dreams, they were cream in my carbonara, cream in my carbonara...'π€πΆ
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πΆπ€'WHEN I GET ME SOLAR POWERED MOPED OUT ON THE STREET, I'M GONNA ROIDE, ROIDE, ROIDE...'π€πΆ
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Q. Why are Gooners such good lovers? A. They're so good at coming second.
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Stupid Sexy Scarecrow.
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When The Darkness had their first flush of success, rather than get stuck in Difficult Second Album hell, I always thought they should have done an album of pop metal covers; this, Killer Queen, The Final Countdown etc etc. Would have cleaned up.
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CHOOOOON
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I object to socks and sandals.
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*The_Fly_Bathroom_Cabinet_GIF*
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The B&M Crusader sounds like it should have been the car that was going to save British Leyland in 1974.
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The B&M Crusader sounds like it should have been the car that was going to save British Leyland in 1974.
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'So if the orange shitgibbon carks it, you'll all support me to immediately become Prez, right?'
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Standing up for that.
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That's a lot of Town Halls missing their Fathers4Justice Batmans...
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Up and down the country there's an awful lot of Town Halls missing their Fathers4Justice Batmans...
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I'm loving Brian Robertson's early take on Blue Steel, I have to say...
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@denofscholes.bsky.social It's safe for you to go back to the gyms now mate; Purple Aki's carked it... www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...
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Makes you want to hear this; youtu.be/-GAPTFjQ6nY?...
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Broke Woke Bespoke?
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Neil had already done the heavy lifting on that one, TBF!
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(grateful h/t to @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social for pic)
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πΆπ€'...HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE'π€πΆ
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Thought this deserved more love, but as I never tire of saying, there's no bawbees in #Cricket Bleets...
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Less than 2%
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Jos Buttler hits 50 for the Manchester Originals.
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Wanting Jimmy Anderson to do well on a personal level Vs. wanting Northern Superchargers to win.
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At Headingley for #TheHundred C'mon Northern Superchargers!
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I so HATE the Tudorization of period TV.
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Are they shooting The Brokenwood Mysteries there or something?
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*Now imagining the interrogation*
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Is that one of @mocent0.bsky.social's famed butter pies?
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'Eight Ace.' 'Β£1.49.'
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Brian Wilson never looked the same after the 'Smile' debacle.
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'Glazed bun'
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I see Wimpy don't do a Bender In A Bun anymore, because of Woke.
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They don't sell Bender In A Bun now, because of Woke.
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Wasn't he the voice of Shaggy in Scooby Doo? #BeingSilly
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'Next up, we've got Lucy from Northampton. Now my love, it says here you've got 'robust' views about asylum seekers coming here; tell me., how's that working out for yer?'
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*Me, on the oversized street chairs by the Mersey at Otterspool*
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I think it's safest to say there are no victors here.
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1972 Jethro Tull are on the phone wanting their album cover back;
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Reread the novels about three years back and they haven't dated well. The plot additions Apple made have mainly improved it greatly. Jared Harris is just PERFECT as Seldon.
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Loving the new Foundation, I have to say.
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...if you're a necrophiliac.
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Bloody hell is that their dating page?
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(grateful h/t @mocent0.bsky.social)
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When you're hawking your book at six but trying to smash Joe Root through silly mid-off at seven.
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Cheers CH!
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Cheers Neil!
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Cheers m'dear!
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Cheers Dave!
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'Two more from them later in the programme'
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Still waiting...
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Right you lot, where's my card signed by all the lads on The Ark Royal?
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Normally, Mrs DoS Bleets get a Baby Runs In Runs Out GIF, but that's straight up Spit Laugh...
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I'm scum from a long line of scum. Put it there;
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(pic from The Swindon Times)
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@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Oktoberfest is in Bavaria,
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WESTON...SUPER...MARE! (no seriously, hope you have a wonderful time!)
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Think he's done alright for himself...
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'British Queens'
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'THEY CUT IT WITH THEIR METAL KNIVES'
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πΆπ€'The Sled Don't Work...'π€πΆ #NoYOUFuckOff
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