You guys said, “with a straight face” 😂 This bitch can’t smile! She can barely open her mouth more than half an inch. Straight is the only face she’s got thanks to neurotoxins.
Silence is compliance babe.
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You guys said, “with a straight face” 😂 This bitch can’t smile! She can barely open her mouth more than half an inch. Straight is the only face she’s got thanks to neurotoxins.
“I can’t move my face, but I still manage to spew shit from my mouth on a daily basis.”
Last week I managed to get three different 18 month olds that are not my own and just started school, to stop crying, have a little fun, eat their lunch, and take a nap. You try it and then see if I deserve 12 minutes.
Yes but now that I’m grown I realize the janitor deserves more respect.
I was um, a candy striper. And then a babysitter. I guess I should’ve been more ambitious?
She should be watching and learning a god damned lesson.
Thank you on this labor day!!
The historic event where Putin poisoned trump? Or is he dying of something else?
They don’t give a fuck about their workers. Believe this.
There was a fire a few miles away, Cal Fire got air tankers and helicopters to drop water and the home owner got out with their tractor to head it off. They managed to stop it at four acres which is amazing considering it’s 90 degrees and dry as hell.
Change it to September 1st because spooky season has begun!!
The creepy fucker is back on his misogyny kick.
The second one should say poison. Is it a coincidence that suddenly trump is sick?
It’s too late. He’ll be dead before anything can come of it.
Maybe Don and Rudy will kick it on the same day. Wouldn’t that be extra special?
I don’t think we’ve got much longer with trump, so I need to stock up on some anti Vance stickers for my arsenal. It’s hard to be happy about trump’s impending demise when the antichrist is waiting in the wings.
I’m not terrified and I’m certainly not sad. I’m fucking enraged. I’m pissed. I’m exploding with uncontainable anger. But I’m white and a citizen so I don’t have to carry that fear how do we hone this anger and use it??
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Lying liars lie
That isn’t him. It’s a clone. Q told me so.
Hey! Just icymi: FEMA is now evicting THOUSANDS of Hurricane Helene survivors Our government hates us. And millions voted for this degree of brutality and cruelty. Why?
“Jobs disappear and the markets cheer.” On Labor Day 30 years ago, I issued a warning the growing divide between workers and the super-rich. Watch. youtu.be/8rW1kkAV-gw
Please, have some class, he most definitely shit himself spectacularly when it happened.
Less guardrails and more like chalk lines that say “do not cross”.
Better than he’s ever looked before.
He has a very unhealthy hue. Almost like he’s got some kind of mitochondrial damage or something.
Science is real
Because he was paid to.
The man who never shuts up is deathly silent, pun intended.
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
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My buddy Raphael or Rafaela the Raven.
The peacock didn’t want to come down this morning because my dog was in the backyard.
They squash these stories.
“Bad hombres”
Don’t bring the little plague rats out, they’ll get every disease and die.
Have you ever compared a 14-year mainline heroin addict who has a self-proclaimed brain worm to someone who uses no drugs and has no such brain worm? The difference is startling. The no drugs/no brain worm person is sane.
They’re brining in the clones!!!
Sometimes there are nepo babies and sometimes talent is hereditary.
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton
🚨This OK lawmaker was found guilty of running a vehicle with his daughter and an adult relative off of the road and INTO a ditch, causing injuries — and he is STILL in office?!? Of course, he has a history of both domestic violence and law enforcement.
They’re both still adorable.
“Stumpy Trumpy”?
Russian Telegram channels report a large fire at Balashikha,Moscow It is reported that warehouses belonging to the Balashikha Experimental Chemical Plant&the TDK company,which distributes household chemicals,have caught fire. According to eyewitnesses,the flames have spread to nearby structures.
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
It's Maria Montessori's birthday so do whatever you want, there are no gods, no kings, no rules, you are imprisoned only by your lack of imagination.
Argument against their new talking point.
Just keep doing it. Keep making them spend money to repaint or tear it up over and over until they’re broke.
Every time I hear one of their sympathizers say, “the majority of us voted for this, we want closed borders” I realize the majority of humanity is not humane.
Start hucking water balloons full of primary colored paints off the roof tops.
We should probably figure out how to deal with the cushion pushin soon to be president.
Happy Labor Day!
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Well this is just beyond scary and completely fucked up.
We need more men like this.
I love this so so much.
Lookin like the pillsbury dough boy.
20.08.2024. Komyshivka, Pokrovsk sector, Donetsk region. Aerial reconnaissance spotted a group of Ukrainian soldiers - stripped, burned, their hands tied. They had broken free from Russian captivity. Even with severe wounds, they marched 8 km under enemy fire,didn’t lose spirit 📹Butusov Plus
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
More like, “everyone please stick your tongue in jd’s butthole to cheer him up”
It would’ve been full on civil war if Biden or god forbid Obama had done these things.
Ukrainian Defense Forces struck two oil refineries in Russia last night: ◾️Krasnodar oil refinery: it produces up to 3 million tons of light petroleum products per year (gasoline, diesel, aviation fuel), takes part in supplying Russian troops with fuel.
When he dies, maybe they’ll all decide to die too.
He always sounds like he’s holding marbles in his cheeks or has a swollen tongue.
“We will keep telling the truth. We will keep calling out injustice. And we will remember what you do here today—because history will remember it, too. I oppose this map. I oppose this process. And I oppose what it says about the value of Latino lives in the state of Texas.” #txlege
I’m so sorry you had to deal with that stupidity. It must have been frustrating and nauseating to have to talk to someone as dumb as Rep Orr.
I don’t know Rep. Orr, is it possible for you to get any dumber? Maybe if you start huffing glue you could kill off those last lonely brain cells.
Or who was told they have a couple of weeks to live.
I don’t know. We haven’t gone more than 5 hours without having to see his stupid face or hear his stupid voice, or read his stupid posts for like, ever. So I’m going, optimistically, with yes.
So good
Oh god, I hadn’t thought of that. I’m scared to look under my bed….he could be…anywhere! 
Are we supposed to start saying that trump has been replaced by a clone? Or maybe that he has his brain implanted in JD Vance’s body? That sounds pretty on point for this scenario.
I don’t know what the fuck to decide to do!!
Don’t they know their kids are going to hate them and rebel? Don’t they watch any sci-fi? Read any fantasy books? We all know where this leads.
My heart hurts so much. What do you do with all this rage??
Fuck her, fuck her family, fuck the lawyers, fuck the DOJ, fuck Trump, fuck Vance, fuck this fucking bullshit.
THE FUCK?!?!
His ears 😍😍
He’s such a good boy!!!
I genuinely think one thing that trips up folks on the left is that they can't imagine not sharing certain core values. Lemme explain. Here's an intuition pump: Say you're in negotiations with counterparty X. And there are two possible deals on the table ...
Detaining and profiling our Indigenous people while they are in the process of firefighting to save our people and lands. The stupid.
When your house is on fire, the most important consideration is that your firefighters are here legally. You don't want anybody illegally fighting fires. After you have determined their papers are in order, then you can go about getting your family to safety.
Wtaf?
People are saying it will the best dark age in history.
In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. We’re very safe
“Play stupid games win stupid prizes”
Not all men but somehow always a men
THIS 👉🏾 What price are you willing to pay? “You’re letting masked men snatch girls’ parents off the streets.”
This is so adorable. I think my chickens would eat me.