Just popped back after the app was glitching to find this posted after all. Anyway, do check out African recipes. There's a bit of a learning curve because there's a lot of new spices but totally worth it!
Slackware brat with diabetes and a love for aerial arts and outdoorsy stuff. Also cats. Yes, I'm a witch. No, I didn't vote for the decomposing orange. Gimme my damn vaccines. He/him. 💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🍉
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Just popped back after the app was glitching to find this posted after all. Anyway, do check out African recipes. There's a bit of a learning curve because there's a lot of new spices but totally worth it!
The rabbit hole of cooking with beans is endless.
Malicious compliance. The original order was probably intended to make the place look utterly inhospitable but so badly worded that things like pouring fresh mulch could arguably fall under it. Think parade "march" orders.
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The issues haven't been entirely limited to states with extra restrictions. Unless the wording is specifically primary care provider, this is likely to generate a lot of extra business for places like CVS due to their ability to supply both vaccine and prescription.
Why does it seem to be only pharmacy chains that offer same day doctor appointments that are giving people trouble?
This is supposedly the same guy who needs emotional support press cameras so bad he did a photo op while Miss Rona was trying to cart him off.
Sloppy sloppy. All they would've needed to make this more believable was a layer of that concealer on whoever's unbruised skin that was. Not even to bother color correcting to ruddy because he never did, just to plop on and smear. This was literally a thirty second fix.
Last year: Novavax? Novavax? This year: *skims for references to containing diphtheria toxoid* I want to get this thing that will knock me on my tookus for a few days as soon as possible.
GOP Rep Chuck Edwards is confronted by infuriated constituents at his town hall.
African media have quizzed FIFA president Gianni Infantino if people from the continent will be safe and welcome in the United States at the 2026 World Cup.
This picture is giving eyeliner and urges to seek out a nice couch.
Can they at least fling some ballet on the screen?
One to prevent a low, two if you want one for later, and three if you want to sprout a wifi connection later. Possibly one and a half for a low, but I imagine those taste like technology and three will have you surfing the internet regardless.
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Bernie can't tell a coherent story that long.
They're a weird cross between a seniors advocate group and a discount club that eighteen year olds can join. That being said, I do have an AARP card because it saves more than enough to justify the yearly fee, and I feel ridiculous every time I use it.
This needs to follow the golf cart if it gets much use again. Should bounce right off with all the padding.
My diabetic keister did not need to see this 🤤
Dexcom gonna grumble soon 😋
The bed is still rainbow. Floof approved.
Blanched zucchini freezes well.
The unhealthy food that Mr. Measles speaks of:
Acretrader couch guy isn't bailing them out because of course he's not.
OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE www.iflscience.com/deep-in-virg...
Wards were renewed yesterday and today I've been doing the rest. My altar felt like purple so I added that vase filling. Then came the purple flowers added to it. And then came 'where is leef' and it clicked. Fall tornado season is gonna be nuts.
They need to drop prices before people's taste buds adjust to not eating that bread, otherwise there's later gonna be people who ain't eaten their subs in ages being like King's Hawaiian is that you 😂
@georgetakei.bsky.social this needs attention. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.
Masked men came to the door claiming to be police with a warrant. They weren’t. When they started shooting, the homeowner shot back and killed them: www.khou.com/article/news...
Adorable Racoon playing with their toy… 🦝
It's fitting that the decor got switched like half a month late. Our seasons threw away the schedule a while ago. The floof is trying to remind me to slow down, but storm season is coming and it's only going to get worse.
It doesn't look like a match by itself because he's that red. Dude ain't doing too hot. It would've been spot on if they had added the right blush, but he probably scrambled off to answer another Putin call before they could finish up.
The shirt collar 😭😭😭 dude wouldn't ask ONE person to get that button for him
They don't make blush. That's a two product job, three to keep the cuff from eating it in like five minutes.
Let’s be clear about what’s really going on over at Target. They’re playing us. The current CEO, will “step down,” but he’s moving up to exec chair of the Board of Directors. That’s rewarding his failure. The new CEO, is the current COO & has been w/Target for 20 years. Nothing’s really changing.
Skipped getting certain things because the other lamb booth restocked. Garden eggsss 🤤
Otherwise known as communism.
💀 Fascism has forced people to let their creativity shine.
Independent media FTW.
That's an insurance call. "I want you to pull up the formulary for my plan and search for a medication. Here is the name of the medication. Does it need a PA, and are there other special conditions regarding coverage I need to know about?"
Price manipulation of select items. I wouldn't know where to look to confirm it, but the egg prices reek of the grocery stores going direct with other countries' producers and a tariff exemption. Free range (likely a US specific cert) hasn't budged.
There’s a sci-fi author named Charles Stross who has complained about having to scrap a number of near-future dystopian plots because the insanity is easily outpacing his ability to predict it.
DoJ has 30 days to get an indictment for sandwich guy from a federal grand jury. It's been 8 days.
Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
I kinda forgot about it too since it's been like fourteen years. In hindsight, parking a spicy power plant on an island chain that gets tsunamis may not have been the best of decisions.
Their algorithm is trying to figure out palate cleansers. Kinda curious about Mazzy though. I'm picturing a rambunctious Newfoundland puppy that poaches bacon fried Brussel sprouts from the kitchen counter whether their hooman has their back turned or not.
We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
Weekly cooking round up. Using up produce that didn't get used when I originally meant to because I was out of spoons.
Yesterday's haul. Bell peppers from the grocery store but the rest is farmer's market goodies.
Neil Young ending all Facebook promotion over "Meta's use of chatbots with children"
One of the best ways to cripple Russia’s ambitions longterm would be to moonshot renewables development then spread the tech everywhere super-cheap. Russia produces nothing of significance beyond oil and gas. The economy would tank. Plus a huge win in the fight against the climate crisis.
Don't ask me why, but this whole incident reminds me of the classic Monty Python sketch - how to defend yourself against an attack with fresh fruit. Just imagine that the deadly weapon wasn't a banana, but a sub sandwich ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlro...
This chicken was accidentally summoned during construction of the Great Pyramids and has been slowly growing ever since. It is like a shark. The chicken must be stopped, lest it eventually consume the planet and all that live here.
If someone could use it as such during their quest for toilet paper, someone in early 2020 probably did. Fursuit heads and raver kid regalia barely made the crazy scale of how people improvised back then. Yes, the masks have improved.
I've changed my mind. These soulless looking blobs are art. This has been a week of running myself into the ground and multiple foot locks, and they kept me fed without resorting to junk or delivery goodies. Good enough is good enough.
I said 'help the homeless' not 'criminalize homelessness' you absolute goblins.
Naw, that's more likely his recovery from polio coming undone. Yet more reason to vaccinate against it.
Baby potatoes 😻
A plug that would hold nose, no doubt. Can't get everything on doordash.
How's junya gonna ride the slopes now 🌨
Unfinished chicken patties. Original plan was to just plop in some mayo and stir, but this is so overcooked that the end result would be a somewhere between honey and spoon thick chicken beverage. I may bread them out of shame at how fake looking they turn out 😅
GOOD MORNING I AM HERE TO SUPPORT YOU DO YOU NEED HELP EATING YOUR YOGURT?
The impulse overtook me and I attempted a literal handful of raw forbidden grass aka fennel fronds. It was too dry to enjoy but still called for allergy medicine afterward. Zero stars. All but the obligatory lamb with fennel bulb are done. Also cabrito, but that needs to marinate and cook tomorrow.
Cooking is an art in the same sense that painting is one. This weekend is the culinary equivalent of Valspar poured in a tray to coat the siding. Spoons are low. Those still remaining are spoken for. Cooking the rhubarb twice is an option, and I'm taking it. Khoresh rivas must wait until Thursday.
Sleepy baby 😻
Where are the hard-working Americans who screamed, “They’re stealing our jobs”? You’re getting your wish. Immigrant workers aren’t showing up, and farm owners are hiring.
That's a disability hack and I actually want this now. I'm not the right height to get peak benefit, but it still would be enough improvement over a standard plunger to justify getting a cheap used pogo stick.
TARIFFS BACKFIRE: Bloomberg reports Trump’s tariffs are crushing U.S. textile exporters—raising costs, scaring off buyers, and stalling investments. Cocona Labs’ CEO says sales are down and the company may move some of its operations overseas.
Has your power bill gone up? ChatGPT might be part of why. apnews.com/article/elec...
International Cat Day mocha_che2025 Mocha🐈
They and Appalachia weren't far apart at one point, but somehow I don't think we're getting Irish pentecostals.
Farmer's market haul. I brought extra cash, thinking it was more than enough and feeling it was not. The lamb booth happened. It was not. I still want my striped cherry tomatoes.
Also MN but that fades out going west. By the time you hit Fargo, you're solidly in lutefisk and lefse country. Do. Not. Eat. The. Lutefisk.
Colonial Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, and Professor Plum would like to have a word with him 🔎
Add husky, and you'll practically have a locksmith 🐶
Yep. They waste a few gallons of water on using GPT to crank out their announcement, then they do a crypto and the laundering machine go brrr.
I had to make an effort this morning, but the loaf asked for her clavamox and ate it plain again. She's probably doing it because they're the closest thing to dry kibble she can get her chompers on.
Happy international cat day!
Except for Jeff's ghost. No three waffles a day, or one waffle, or any waffles at all for that matter, for he is a ghost.
Seasonal probably got pushed to the floor early to make room for extra inventory imported ahead of the tariffs.
American "bread":
today I learned that instead of a typical female being XX genotype, and a typical male XY, in platypi the standard setup is females being XXXXXXXXXX and males XYXYXYXYXY. So if you're chromosomes-onlyist type bigot, clearly a cis female platypus is 5 times as female as a cis female human 😔
I should clarify a bit further on the potato and carrot thing. Only orange carrots and white potatoes are cheap. There are white potatoes that are called reds and yellows because of the potato skin color. Those are a bit more money. The cheap ones are called russet.
Turtle Island large scale farming. Grains and a small list of produce are relatively reasonable with sales that are a large drop from regular. Only two of them are root vegetables. Potato and carrot. Meat is like this, too. Which meats depends on location. Other food is spendy with few or no sales.
Groceries planning based on the sale sheet long cycle looks like this some weeks. Shelf stables and cellar vegetables wait to go on sale. You get enough of them to last until the next one when they do & get perishables and special occasion stuff only when they don't.
Two hours after chalking up my cat yawning in color to the antibiotic and calling the vet, she started meowing. Glucose? Nope. More food? Not yet. Five hours later, she hopped on the dresser. Crinkle crinkle. I tore open a pack, set the pill in front of her, and she leaned forward. I know nothing.
This is part of why my current laptop is an ex-business machine. Repair friendly, easy on the wallet, and used generates a whopping zero dollars of revenue for the manufacturer. Oh, and the Linux compatibility 🐧
We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
One of the things I remind our community of during Coffee With Texas Paul regarding the impending economic crash is to look for the red flags to get a sense of timing and severity. On that note, animal shelter populations are exploding. A very sad red flag indeed. Happens every crash.
“Have you heard the good moose?”
This entire thread 😅 except sub deli cold case sushi and the task list included knocking out intake paperwork for said ADHD.
The root issue still stands. Two expansionists got the set in. They want the same turf, want a return on their investment, and the set is cooked because there's no pleasing two masters who are duking it out with each other. Yeeting him won't change this.
And just like that, suddenly Rafael can breathe with a mask on just fine.
Sixty cent avocadoes are Cali priced. This is kinda like how the sale price of ground beef in the Midwest is weirdly low compared to everywhere else but understanding of what to do with fish doesn't extend much beyond tartar sauce and shore lunch.
Relax, everyone — the assisted living facility found him wandering on the roof again.
We have to deal with the shittiest Kennedy
