Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃
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created August 19, 2023
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
I dont agree with the deployment in any way, but I can't be the only one who would rather see the national guard cleaning litter than paratrooping into foreign lands to bring death and destruction.
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Its a savvy manipulation of the stupid ones into weaponized incompetence by the crafty ones.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, but when was it ever on good?
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Trump suggests he's changing the name the US Department of Defence to the US Department of War: "It just sounds better... Defence? I don't want to be defence only... We want offence too. As Department of War, we won everything. And I think we're going to have to go back to that."
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Less complaining about this and more complaining about people taking their kids to Vegas.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is the upper right guy trying to swallow his lips?
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
They are already slow pitching it as a solution to homelessness.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the laws against pedophilia this man finds most threatening.
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
once again I will remind people that the structure of unions and labor relations we have in this country was a compromise because the alternative involved firebombing the houses of the executives
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What kinda wanker looks at Maga cults cringe AI super trump posts and thinks to themselves thats what our side needs? And on top of it, you have them posed like like a team up, not adversaries. Pure loser shit.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Economic growth for whom? Somehow I'm skeptical its going to be working its way brown to the folks mining the rare earth to build these AI's.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are all thier flags from 2020
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Reject oligarchy and return to corpritochracy
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
Not today Satan, but I got three days off weekend after next.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the same shit their parents did to furbies 20 odd years ago.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Lowest common denominator douche-bro culture.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
So pharmacy companies have hijacked a movement built around the idea that the that the medical industry is selling treatments because cures are not profitable in order to undermine faith in a proven cure so they can sell more profitable treatments.
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Fucking Metal 🤘
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Im just waiting for the day they rent a truck with a leaky exhaust, and the fascists gas themselves for a change.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
My roommate is in his late 20s, when I set up my turn table he started getting some records, now has all the Nirvana records and he will ask me "have you ever heard this track?" And it's like dude I was a teen living in Olympia during the 90s, I burned out on Nirvana when you were still in pampers.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should Isreal have a say about any of this.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
I found a floor tom at a yard sale for $5! The dog is not impressed.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Nes
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Klonipan Kamala
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I am listening to this as soon as I get back to my car.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
He won't need labor statistics once the work camps are up in running. There's no need to track unemployment or homelessness once we reach 100% prison population.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Musk: what's the closest to having a swastika on our waffle iron we can get away with?
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
Look, man, if you saw a swastika in our waffle, that's on you.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen better at Am/Pm
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
At least the seeds of our replacements are down there living their best life.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
The slumbering deity whispered in its dream, "Gangstalk them on the internet. Its for their own good. They will come to thank you for it."
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
Breaking news: EPA director declares smog refreshing and healthy. Stating "we can no longer stand by and let the clean air lobby demonize innocent carcinogens"
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
"Fictional characters can't consent" discourse awakening from its slumber like an eldritch horror to destroy the collective psyche of the internet once again.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
They can't pay us to read them, but they can pay to have sales inflated enough to get them on best seller lists.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the damage has been done now they can all pretend to act horrified and point fingers saying how could this have happened.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember it being some poser shit.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
The ripping, the tearing. Oh the humanity.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Mara-lago Uber Alles
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I could never wear a shirt like that in public, I prefer phat ass goth girls.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Every accusation a confession.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
We call this one "fire in the hole" in my neck of the woods. And it rules.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
The best pizza shop in my town has offered this slice for years they call it "fire in the hole"
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen so many in the Olympia area. At least four different ones I see on the regular 2 have wraps, so they at least make it easier to tell them apart. The guy who owns the business next to where I work has one, so I barely get to go a day without seeing one.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Like what are you even doing here?
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Im not sure why but im pretty sure Washington has a higher number of cyber trucks per capita than any other state.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Famously, no one was ever horny before pop music existed.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Got my goth ass sprung
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
It requires so much fortitude and muscle memory. The idea that you can just take people plop them in the feilds and have them be efficient is absurd.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
The most momentum her campaign had was when she picked a moderate progressive for vp. They then promptly told him to shut the fuck up, campaigned to the right and lost thier asses.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Free the mitochondria!!
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Colbert's character may have gotten tired and sanitized over the years but that doesn't mean I dont think the media landscape is better off without it. Be cool if he came back more independent and radicalized.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe not with my fingers, my tongue well thats a different story.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
Kirsti Noem's ultimate vision for FEMA, disaster victims are the nuisance pet, and FEMA is the gun.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
He must be just safe enough to not take any splash damage from potential revelations. His brother must be feeling a bit nervous tho.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
Bike rides at dusk rule. Pink orange skies. The cool breeze cruising down a hill. Sometimes, you even get to see bats and owls! A welcome break from the mundane horrors of our crumbling society.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Wolverine is my favorite Xman energy.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
He just might. The man has some freak in him. Remember when he was doing phone videos in a homemade mars rover costume.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how they choose their government officials. Way more effective than any land based method.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe one day they will learn that brow beating progressives into voting for the moderate right candidate isn't a winning strategy, but I wouldn't put money on it.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of those xtian types think it's good to marry and have sex with teen age girls.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I love when guys who have never been in a fight preach about how we need warriors.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
But have you considered that if we were to do this our grand kids won't get the opportunity to work in the coal mines?
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
As soon as I see the spirit science logo I immediately think 95% chance thats fake.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit I was just at the record store over there!
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I could see paint and sand balloons being effective.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we burying the billionaire along with him?
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the Healthcare system
Mel Buer (@melbuer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Interview with a community member who was maced by departing DHS agents in Macarthur Park
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I got one stuck twenty feet from where the highway would later be passing. Spent a long portion of the game watching it slowly rust away to nothing every time I cruise past on my trike.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Solidarity forever.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you beer waterboard yourself every time you win an award or was that just for the 4th of July.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a single brand strategist in sight.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social)
New shirt from @roryblank.bsky.social just came in the mail. With another new shirt I got at Punk in the Park this weekend. Im picking up a theme.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
From our enchanted eternally replenishing coal veins
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
"If your hand is smaller than your face, you're a homo" but instead of pushing your hand into your nose if you check it's a hail of bullets.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a cop hanging out with racists has always been part of the gig.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Because nations are permanent eternal things that never change their borders or fail and disappear altogether.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup this doesn't mean shit to folks working three jobs because none of them will schedule you mare than 20 hours and they dont pay fuck all.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
But have you considered the graph they drew on a napkin?
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
The first five are a fun ride. I can't remember how far past that I got i remember the later books being harder to track down.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish someone would actually follow through with a Necroscope adaptation.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
As far as I can tell the best mayors are the ones from podunk towns where they elect a cat.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a cartoon atomaton nightmare person. Robot evil stepmother vibes.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta edit all the woke stuff out.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Where OP screws up is believing this annoys the archeologists when it actually excites them.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
"Actually it's ableist to say I'm complicit in war crimes for working in this administration. Im just a smol bean who's billionaire tech daddy got me this job uwu"
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Commercials need to be where acting carriers go to die again.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
There is probably so much to be learned about exploring in the deep ocean that will be applicable to space exploration.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Need for Steed
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/EPx1dF9E2cM?...
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aristoKKKunt
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
She's gone full plantation arristocunt.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone caught between being Gen x and Melinial it was incredibly disappointing comming to terms that most Gen x were not like the counter culture icons but folks who thought it was cool Eddy Money used to be a cop.
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly this would completely redeem JCVD of all past wrong doing.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the most 22 year old who works at the heritage foundation anyone has ever looked.
Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 (@countfangsley.bsky.social) reply parent
Can anybody tell me has the deficit grown since 2017?