That person clapping? Vance himself, upon hearing the news of Drumpf's passing.
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That person clapping? Vance himself, upon hearing the news of Drumpf's passing.
He knew. He's just a coward.
Why do I blame Bill Cassidy for the destruction of the CDC and the NIH? Because he is a physician. He knew or should have known the danger that Kennedy poses to the U.S. and the globe. Kennedy has never hidden what he is—a predator, a fraud, an anti-science hack, and a gargantuan narcissist.
Can you check my math on this? 65% ICE detainees had no criminal convictions, and of the remaining 35% only 7%, or 2.45% of the overall 204,297 had violent convictions. So 97.55% detained have no violent convictions. This is all just a massive pork-laden handout to the worst kind of people.
Cato Institute found that ICE has booked 204,297 people, of whom 65% (~133,687 people) had NO criminal convictions. Among detainees with convictions, 93% had no violent convictions. YOU might be their next target, especially if you are a person of color.
They don't even sniff compassion. They are blackhearted criminals with unquenchable appetites.
Buckle up chuckle fucks, the next month is going to be a wild ride.
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RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
How TF did this asshole get his balls gargled by Oprah, a cameo on Sex & The Shitty, and then his own goddamn reality TV show? This country is sick, and the sickness ain't new. We've known him as a cruel, womanizing schmuck since the 70s, but the media keeps letting him back into society. Ratings!
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Maybe just make him work in service jobs for five years. With a daily diet of humble pierogi.
Eh. Europeans are in denial as well. Far right candidates are polling strongly in Germany, Poland, and the UK, among others.
He's the Martin Shkreli of Elon Musks. The Kenneth Lay of Joffrey Bozoses. The Mark Suckerberg of Dennis Kozlowskis.
Here's a picture of a wee coo to lighten ye heart.
Meet Candon Dahle, Why isn't he not in jail for life? Bingham County Idaho THIS CHILD RAPIST was sentence to 180 days in jail for raping a 7 year old girl for 5 years, part of the plea deal was that he would not have to register as a sex offender. WOW: (white privilege )
Because white.
1984 shit
Surely @jaketapper.bsky.social is on the story! Why wouldn't he be? Oh yeah, his billionaire boss at CNN leads him around by the nose like a bull headed for the slaughterhouse.
To get to the bottom of the cover up over the president's bad health, Jake Tapper is working on another book about Biden's health.
And he wouldn't be able to do any of it without our tax dollars.
Our fat fascist is stealing taxpayer dollars, terrorizing our citizens, purposefully tanking our economy, and dumping vaccines like he has a fucking playlist from Putin. Putin's playlist: terror, illness, poverty, fire, pandemics. WHO DOES HE WORK FOR? NOT US!
Someone recently pointed out that a huge portion of those who die from measles without vaccination are in fact those with other conditions. That is actually the goal of RFK Jr. It's a cull.
Our TV president is avoiding the TV. Suspicious AF
Precisely unplicit.
NEW: Since corporate media won't call for Trump's resignation, I will. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/trump-must...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders wants RFK Jr. under oath. He’s demanding a special Senate hearing on the CDC disaster RFK Jr. helped create. Go Bernie!
Can the media STOP referring to Jeffrey Epstein as a “financier”? The money he made came from SEX TRAFFICKING MINORS, RAPING CHILDREN, and BLACKMAIL. He was NOT a financier. I’ve seen at least five stories from three outlets refer to him this way in the past week. This is the latest from the Times:
wow
Our government tried to send a planeful of unaccompanied minors to Guatemala without due process. Fortunately a judge was able to block it before they took off. What fucking monsters the United States has become. Trafficking innocent children. www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.cbsn...
NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST DROPS AT MIDNIGHT: The "Trump is dead/ sick/ had surgery/ was struck mute" rumor is entirely HIS fault Come up with a STORY. This guy hasn't STFU voluntarily since 1946
Ok we sent our energies to the wrong spirits and hit Giuliani but it’s working guys keep going
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
If you know the real Giuliani story, please send the scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social
Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
petrochemical lobby
How did we ever survive, let alone become the strongest economy and military power in the world, before his tariffs?
This man is an authentic American hero A Black man facing armed federal agents to stand up for his youth baseball team. Brave. www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
"Never took drugs."
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
This is the second judge in a week that has brought up the fact that the government can't be trusted with clear instructions - likely because the government ignored Judge Boasberg's order to turn the planes around last March saying "verbal orders from judges don't count."
"I was in Miami yesterday." Laughter. "Well I was!"
☝️ @governor.ca.gov please organize a celebrity golf tournament as a fundraiser for housing equity. In said tournament, openly cheat, then hold a press conference afterwards as unhinged as Drumpf's extended rant about Arnold Palmer's wang. You got this! Bless. 🙏
If their guy can cheat, everyone can cheat. If that's the world they want, they'll get it.
Waiting for California Governor Gavin Newsom to play a charity golf game and have his caddies obviously drop golfballs nearer the green in front of the TV cameras!!
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
Fancy boy!
Adding Piotr Szczerek to the "Worst CEOs of All Time" list. He joins such esteemed characters as Kenny Lay, Fred and Donald Drumpf, Rick Scott, Charles and David Koch, Jeff Skilling, Bernie Ebbers, Martin Shkreli, Dennis Kozlowski, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeffrey Bozos, Peter ThieI, and more!
Guys, it's all going to be okay. I just gave RFK Jr a remote homeopathic mRNA Covid shot. Make sure he knows that I've provided this service to him for free, and that the mRNA is already repairing his mitochondria from the traumas he inflicted upon himself as an errant youth. Bless.
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
I suggest everyone read or listen to this book. It’s the blueprint to rescuing our nation. I don’t know why he wrote chapter 5 about Donald Trump in 1913 but perhaps he could see into the future TR was a great author
The DNC hobbled democracy. 90% of us agree on 90% of major issues. Yet, the political elite are still able to divide us with stupid shit that doesn't actually affect our lives. They don't want us standing on common ground. That's why they hate ranked choice voting and thrive on gerrymandering.
Thoughts and prayers, Rudy. Hope you get a gift basket from Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Schumer Murkowski Collins Tillis Cassidy Abbott Patrick Paxton Cruz Lee Ernst Graham
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
Science is real
I can see in his eyes that his mitochondria have gone on strike. His ATP is in the cellar. He's krebbing off the charts! Get this man a bottle of Junglyfe™️ mangosteen stat!
What we think serial killers look like vs what they actually look like:
Alive and well?
RFK Jr doesn't get to be called "Bobby Kennedy" in the public sphere. Bobby Kennedy was a decent person who stood up against criminals. RFK Jr is a criminal with blood on his hands.
Cool, so they can stop killing the starving children then, right?
Super stoked for the House to return to their hard work on Tuesday. This time they'll finally ignore all their corporate overlords and do what's right for the American people!
I can slice sourdough thinly, not because I have some special skill, just because I'm not a goddamn baby.
Release all the yoga karens of LA upon this traitor.
The human proclivity for hero worship The Great Man Theory of history, and everything else People are busy and it's easier to pay attention to one dude instead of 535 people, 532 of whom weren't on their ballot Laziness
Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss
Similar vibe from Mamdani and Obama. Both seem like dudes who would rather have been doing almost anything else, but couldn't bear to passively watch while hack fascist grifters run our cities, states, and nation into the ground.
GORKA: Instead of blaming an inanimate object, which is the weapon, how about addressing the human being instead? KEILAR: DHS cut funding in July to the Minnesota Dept of Safety and the Hennepin Country Sheriff's Office in July that is the kind of funding used to assess mass violence threats
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
"None of this is funny. I mean, it's funny in one respect..." It's gallows humor. 100% appropriate when we're marching towards our own destruction.
Where do we buy?
Do you think maybe we cry because our ancestor-instincts are trying to calm us with a moment’s return to our saltwater home
RADDATZ: One of the things they are trying to do in DC with the National Guard is have them back up local law enforcement WES MOORE: They are picking up trash
Cassidy should lose his license for violating his Hippocratic oath. He knew this was coming.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Trump’s plan to rename the Department of Defense as the Department of War shows (once again) that his self-characterization as the “pro-peace” candidate was complete bullshit. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Pritzker: "We don't want troops on the streets of American cities. That's un-American and frankly the president ought to know better. This one doesn't seem to. He hasn't read any books. He doesn't seem to understand the Constitution or the laws."
JD, Putin, Heritage Foundation... What's the difference? They're all on the same team. Krasnov isn't solid enough to pull off phase two of the Kremlin-Thiel plan for the lockdown of American democracy. They got what they needed from Drumpf. Now Thiel can have his bitch boy kickstart the 4th reich.
RFK Jr. likes to claim that thimerosal in childhood vaccines causes autism spectrum disorder (ASD). So I wonder if he’d like to explain how the rates of ASD diagnoses in the U.S. have kept going up when thimerosal was removed from all childhood vaccines in 2001?
Why is not enough being made of Trump's mental acuity?
Let's ask @jaketapper.bsky.social, I hear he just finished a book and may have time in his schedule for another.
Dead, alive, hiding — doesn’t matter. Release the Epstein files.
People who might be comfortable with their neighbors quietly disappearing aren't always comfortable when the grotesque human rights abuses involved are made public. They don't like to imagine themselves as the bad people you make them seem like when you point out what's happening. So keep doing it.
Partial list of people I could go without ever hearing or seeing again: Him Miller Noem Homan Hegseth Watters Leavitt Bondi Vance Ingraham Hannity Johnson Musk Bezos Zuckerberg ...
They've hired the Mad Men to rebrand fascism. youtu.be/DnPmg0R1M04?...
The President of Portugal Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa called the orange felon a Russian asset in a live televised speech. Well done, this is how you do it. 👏
Jill Stein and Cornel West both disgust me — such goddamn, self-serving hypocrites.
Between KKKaroline Leavitt leaving the Putin meeting as an "ashen" deer in the headlights and Drumpf suddenly talking about wanting to get into heaven, there is definitely some bullshit afoot.
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
There was a joke back in the 80s when three Soviet leaders died in rapid succession: we called it the Andropov syndrome: first you disappear from public for six months, then they bury you. After putting swan lake on the telly on loop for hours on end.
