Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
I'm not. I'm way more left IRL.
Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist π End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you're told your whole life, the whole world will look different. Typos are Gboard's.
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I'm not. I'm way more left IRL.
dictatorship of the proletariat now (@imperialismsucks.bsky.social) reposted
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KpS... See also second thoughts video shock therapy about the shock doctrine. A vast majority of the people there never wanted this The United States was of course heavily involved as discussed in the second thought video. This video shows how fucked they were by capitalism
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's inevitable. My solution requires two parts: 1) some form of massive strike (e.g. infrastructure strike, shipping strike, general strike) to show the people we have power. 2) Take over of the government.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. History is written by the victors.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. I used to push for a non-violent revolution. But these years I fully understand that peaceful revolution is impossible when the only thing the oppressor understands is violence.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Proton's Lumo is the first AI that didn't lie to me about political events. That's a massive step in the right direction.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
This is FDR selling the New Deal to prevent the people from overthrowing the oligarchy. Unions, as much as they might stem capitalism, are simply to avoid revolution; the kind of revolution that eliminates the exploitation and slavery we've normalized in America and grown accustomed to.
shaka π¦π (@beejonson.me) reposted
βThrough their work, they pleaded with us, Look, see, here we are. We are being annihilated. We are being bombed.β Israeli forces have killed over 247 journalists in the Gaza Strip since the start of its genocidal war on the besieged enclave in October 2023. #ProtectJournalistsInGaza
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to start a co-op so bad.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll still find something about his identity. They obviously can't run him on policy.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. If people aren't going to learn from history, they'll have to learn from the present.
Purple Potato Enjoyer (@kootenaymarxist.bsky.social) reposted
Happy #LaborDay
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
America is about to learn the hard way, too. It's inevitable now.
Matt Seybold (@mattseybold.bsky.social) reposted
For Labor Day, Mark Twain's paean to the Knights of Labor: Power, when lodged in the hands of man, means oppression - it means oppression always: not always consciously, deliberately, purposely; not always cruelly, or sweepingly; but oppression, anyway, & always, in one shape or another. 1/15
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. Certainly was true when MLK Jr and Malcolm X said so much.
Matt Seybold (@mattseybold.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When this or that trade revolted, tens of millions in other trades went about their affairs - it was not their quarrel. And the capitalists did sneer. But when all the bricklayers, & all the bookbinders, & all the cooks, & all the barbers, & all the machinists, & all the miners, & blacksmiths 8/15
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
They definitely are the nimby types, but they always want to appear as if they're the patient and tolerant righteous citizens of wokeness who would drop everything to save a child on the other side of the world if they could. They wouldn't boycott Starbucks for a day to save an entire people.
Kaz β π΅πΈ (@kaz01.bsky.social) reposted
Ironically, Ronald Reagen negotiated with many terrorist groups who used violence to slaughter trade unionists and indigenous communities in Latin America.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. This shit just solidified their blatant hypocrisy.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Snowflakes... Hilarious. They can't handle even the slightest pushback on their indoctrination.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? You're defending the Federal Reserve?
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Endless propaganda from the state. Doesn't matter if it's Trump or Biden or Harris or Obama... They're never going to stop trying to overthrow VZ until a US company is extracting that oil. So in the meantime, we'll watch all these false flags and fuckery from the oligarchy-controlled US Gov.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Yeah... That ship has sailed. China has already won. BRICS has long-ago overtaken the G7. America is in an economic tail spin, thanks to 55 years of neoliberalism, constant hegemony, endless war, and starving the domestic economy of real investment. This ain't Trump. The empire is collapsing.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Because banks are using obsolete and/or malicious processes. This is just one of the major reasons why Blockchain is such a threat to banks.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
But, you know, politicians probably wouldn't need protection if they weren't the corrupt, soulless monsters they are.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Live life as if you'll be denied death. How would you want to live out that eternity? Forever under the boot of a capitalist, or working for yourself and community as a socialist?
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad that turd blossom isn't popular.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
What a POS she always was.
shaka π¦π (@beejonson.me) reposted
Find "Tracking genocide" on social media, follow them, and see western (especially American) taxpayer's money in action. Western liberal democracies won't give their citizens free healthcare, housing, and education, but they will use taxpayer's money to fund genocides, all day everyday!
William Murphy (@futuredude.bsky.social) reposted
Sanctions, wars, dollar hegemonyβmeant to divide, now forging unity. The US empireβs contradictions have turned BRICS into steel.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Examples? Sounds fun to debunk.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
As I've been saying for years and years: We need revolution because things are only going to get worse, as they have every subsequent year since the 70's, and based on the government's track record of not ever giving a shit about us, we must fire this entire government, even if that requires fire.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Gosh... In most cases they're equally right wing. Hell, Kamala was looking forward to continuing the Gaza genocide. Trump and Harris were climbing all over each other to brag about how they'd help Israel wipe out Palestinians more. If anything, Harris gave us Trump and she's fine with that.
KINOPTIKAππ Mx π²π½ β π΅πΈ (@kinoptika.bsky.social) reposted
@mrwilson007.bsky.social
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
90% of posts: "Something that everyone should obviously agree about, like 'books over fascism'" Me: "I'm not liking this. This was lazy or like-farming. I'm unimpressed."
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course, when I learned that was really when I needed them and I thought cops were the people on TV, not the Nazis in real life.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
It's important to understand that these people will never be swayed. If Democrats were fully in charge and doing exactly what Trump is doing (and they would be), liberals would not see it. It doesn't matter who's in power on the outside, it's always the oligarchs in power on the inside.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I learned a couple decades ago that there's no point in calling cops. They don't give a shit about you or your problems unless you're wealthy. It's also creepy how cops turn into mushy puppies around rich people. Fucking class traitors.
shaka π¦π (@beejonson.me) reposted
Copaganda; hollywood cop series and movies really got people thinking that western (especially American) cops seriously solve crimes, lol. It's funnier when they try to sell the propaganda that they (American, EU, and other kinda cops) all work together to solve "international crime", or whatever.
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
when i say both parties are the same i mean that in the specific sense that both hotwire and travelocity are owned by expedia.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't it feel so incredibly cheap that the slavery of this nation gets just 1 day and not all the slaves can take it off? Like, wow... Thanks for this 1 fucking day to reflect on giving 90% of my labor to the alter of capitalism, day after day for the rest of my life. Yay. π
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
ππππππ If that's true, they definitely don't want to win. Democrats smile and walk backwards when you show them lefty policies. You'd have a better chance electing 3rd parties than getting a Democrat to actually get a lefty policy up for a vote.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
π― One step forward; two steps back.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Unions are a great "bandaid" to keep capitalism limping along. But if you're fine with a bandaid, keep fighting for it and keep getting cut. But if you value your labor, fight for co-ops instead. Start them. Join them. Work where a union is obsolete and you own the company, too.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point, and based solely on build quality, it would seem that Tesla makes knock-offs of cars China hasn't made yet. Tesla could never compete with BYD on an even playing field.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
True. Also, there hasn't been a president in 40 years who would participate here. America is a torture device, powered by the suffering of the 330 million people it's torturing.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
The point of the military is to defend the capitalists which bully the planet.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
We are the last "free" people. After us, actual in-your-face slavery without the facade of capitalism will be so completely normalized that future generations won't even be able to comprehend a life beyond servitude until death.
William Murphy (@futuredude.bsky.social) reposted
Israel doesnβt flaunt genocide just out of cruelty. Itβs capitalismβs logic at work: colonial domination, racial hierarchy, media capture, propaganda as industry. Genocide becomes spectacle because profit, empire, and control demand it.
π’Marx was right.π (@paulwalker44.bsky.social) reposted
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Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
If you practice typing the same paragraph for a few months, you'll be able to type it perfectly. I've been playing piano for 4 decades and I still make plenty of mistakes because I never play the same thing twice. π
π’Marx was right.π (@paulwalker44.bsky.social) reposted
Hmph. π€ You know who βhates Jewsβ and wants to tell them how to live, what to do and what to think? Zionists. www.instagram.com/reel/DN_NyWY...
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
So, COVID is on the rise because the people who are still getting jabbed can't anymore and now hospitalizations are going up? π Please, tell me you see the irony in that. If you're vaccinated, you're protected, right? Safe and effective, right? Probably still holed-up, scrubbing shopping bags.
shaka π¦π (@beejonson.me) reposted
Yahya Sinwar ππΎπ₯π΅πΈβ₯οΈ
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they have a reason, even if it's wrong. Their reason is that science is "trying to disprove God" along with a litany of other power-related reasons they'll use to avoid ever having to be held accountable for selling lies.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
But he paints now. π Liberals rehabilitating Bush or any of the neoliberal war criminals is always the peak of hypocrisy and they still can't see it.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
In fact, religion has held humanity back from resolving issues.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Sometimes I see beautiful people but they're so damn generic looking because they're trying to conform to "trendy" fashion queues. People who want to be trendy have no original ideas of their own. Honestly, it seems like a waste. Flame suit on.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I do. Very much.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Year 15: - Publicly traded corporations, shareholders, and non-employee owners of businesses which employ 20+ employees are banned. Businesses which fail to convert to a co-op are nationalized. - Commodity trading is abolished. Resource management prioritizes what the people need.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Year 10: - Corporations lose all tax breaks if any employee is paid less than 90% of market value for their position, or if any employee makes more than 10x the lowest paid employee's salary. - Internet is municipal nation-wide. Net neutrality becomes an organic byproduct.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Year 7: - Corporations are banned from merging with competitive corporations. Any large monopoly will be countered by a government project or government-funded co-op start-up. - Education is reformed to focus on streamlining students from basic to higher-level education to full careers.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Year 5: - Corporations must pay 50% of the market value of any position they outsource/automate into a UBI pool. - Corporations which outsource labor lose the US market value of that labor in tax deductions, and those funds are put towards the UBI pool. - Water & power are municipal nation-wide.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Year 3: - Corporations are no longer allowed to own residential property of any sort, directly or through a proxy. - Citizens are not allowed to own more than 2 residential properties in the country. - Foreign entities may not own US land of any sort. Only US citizens can own US land.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Capitalism to socialism plan (15 years) Year 1: (The #GeneralStrike) - Universal Healthcare - Universal education, Reformed - Eliminating the Senate - Whitehouse no longer has pass/veto power; Congress can only vote to bring laws to the people to pass/veto through voting.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Remind me, who was president in 1993... π
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Where I live, a lot of the homes have wells. If you even joke about spraying Round-Up or other poisons on your garden, they'll turn on you and threaten legal action. People in the cities don't know where their water comes from so they are fine with abusing it.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Defending him? I'm asking to substantiate the claim. That's not defending him; that's defending truth. Also, now I'm going to ask why you're calling him a fascist. I also do this with on people who lie about Trump because he's easy to shit on without lying about him. Lies make one less credible.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm looking for his actual words or actions that support the articles stating he's anti-vaccine. I can EASILY find hundreds of sources making the claim with weak evidence (at best) and pure speculation or total fabrications at worst. It's easy to dunk on right-wingers. It's hard to prove hyperbole.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
You're starting from a biased search to begin with there. For the same reason that searching "RFK Jr Not Anti-vaccine" is not the right way to frame the search, you're already starting from a context of guilt without qualification.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
The comments in this thread appear to blame Trump for this. But the truth is that housing prices have been exploding at a rate that makes the income rate look even flatter than it already is. Home prices are 400% of what they were since 2000. Are you making 4x what you made in 2000?
Kaz β π΅πΈ (@kaz01.bsky.social) reposted
Let's see.... Both carry out pogroms. Both segregate ethnic groups. Both commit genocide. Both rely on racial identity. Both have death camps. the list goes on and on.....
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
AOC is a plant. She's just as much a corporate Dem as Pelosi. The difference is that AOC is still pretending to care. She hasn't actually fought for us once.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Pretty sure that if Americans had as healthy a skepticism of big institutions like PHARMA and government as they do of people pointing out obvious facts about said institutions, the entire country might benefit. Seems stupid to conflate skepticism with being an enemy. Critical thinking is bad? π€
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
I agree. But the Democrats have not proven they're not above ending the primary process all together since they've already rigged it every time, at least since '16.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Americans, pay attention.
Clash MontrΓ©al (@clashmtl.bsky.social) reposted
Government and police buildings are being set on fire after Indonesian police forces killed a protester by running him over with an armored vehicle.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
What if all the genocide and ethnic cleansing, the wars and world hunger, and the spread of their manufactured diseases (and their poisonous vaccines) were all just a plot by these same capitalists to wipe the planet clean for their personal use? π€
shaka π¦π (@beejonson.me) reposted
Ever notice how the oppressive capitalist ruling class are never divided by skin colour, sexual orientation, or any other petty culture wars bullshit? They're very united in their pursuit of profit, their exploitation of the working class, and imperialist and genocidal ambitions.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an easy target. That's not a good leader quality. But Harris was soulless, too, and she was *somehow* the nominee. So don't count Newsom out so soon. They could anoint him just like they did with Harris.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
You know... The $10-20 billion that the oligarchs spend each election cycle to keep you all distracted see that as the cheapest price to pay to maintain the theater and hold on to their power.
π’Marx was right.π (@paulwalker44.bsky.social) reposted
accurate.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm honestly not. What I've seen myself is that he's not anti-vaccine, but he is anti-COVID vaccine. There's a stark difference between the two, and there's no doubt anymore that the COVID vaccines caused a lot of injuries that were swept under the rug. Let's not make a mountain out of a molehill.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
I just looked through that. It literally used the term "anti-vaccine" to describe what he did. Can YOU tell me what he did that was anti-vaccine? I looked up what actually happened, BTW. That's why I'm making you go look it up.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Show me.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
No... He's not. If you can show me proof of either of those things, I would change my position. But I've seen evidence to the contrary.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
"Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte." Maybe don't go at all... Ever. Starbucks should be boycotted into bankruptcy. The company supports Israel's genocide, attempts to bust unions, and treats its employees like cattle.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social)
Explain it to me like I'm 5, because nothing RFK Jr has suggested or pushed sounds like an issue for me.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. We can find reasons why we need to keep extracting oil and coal. But when we need to stop...? Crickets.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
It blows my mind that so many Americans really would trust PHARMA to tell you what's safe after we just watched the entire planet react to COVID vaccines as it just did. It's as if people have no clue what lengths a publicly traded corporation will go to maximize profits, even if it costs lives.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
8th: Thimerosal-free influenza vaccines should be a no-brainer. Incase you're not up to speed, RFK Jr wants to remove thimerosal, a mercury-based compound, from vaccines used on children. Of course, that would cost PHARMA more money per vaccine dose, so it's a no-no.
Comrade Jingle Pants βπ» | β Time For #Revolution (@cptjinglepants.bsky.social) reply parent
Susan Monarez preferred the pro-PHARMA policy of vaccinating everyone, regardless of their co-morbidity risk. While myocarditis was more likely to occur from being vaccinated than dying from COVID at very young ages, the CDC (as purchased by PHARMA) ignored injury risks over profit-loss.