Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
I love this silly film
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
1,908 followers 1,136 following 1,422 posts
view profile on Bluesky Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon to be a state of Dipshits and Diphtheria.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps WaPo suspects their remaining readership consists of those who pushed the q-tip too far?
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
On the exact same page
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Inside me there are two wolves
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s going to be in the new Chess production on Broadway and taking over the role of Florence. He’s also seizing back “Someone Else’s Story” as a Florence solo.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
I struggle with the film on multiple levels. Like, how do you expect me to sustain my suspension of disbelief when someone is explaining baseball to Katharine f*cking Hepburn??
scarylawyerguy.bsky.social (@scarylawyerguy.bsky.social) reposted
Really wish the media would speak with the same clarity as judges - absent a rebellion on U.S. soil, the President cannot deploy the National Guard to act as a police force under his control. I know the rule of law is not click bait, but it undergirds the functioning of society.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
The taste here! The Awful Truth is always my number one, but these are also my top three. Her acting feels more modern and has aged better than many of her contemporaries imho
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
By the way Have you read War and Peace?
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
It’s a watching young Florence Henderson on Ed Sullivan kind of night.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof. This hurts.
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite story on how foolish the libertarian bend can become is in the article below. The one thing I will give my home state - I grew up in small town NH, and in my experience there are worse places to live/visit as a gay man. Also, the north is very pretty.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Having grown up there… sighhh… yeah that about sums it up. With the one advantage of fewer poisonous snakes.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
I love the Northeast, but for the love of god NH get your shit together.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Uh oh. Is that the hope in me rising?
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
What?! That is quite a switcheroo!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Yesss we stan physical media!!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Another runner up: “Life is often so unpleasant - You must know that, as a peasant”
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
A close second here as well! (Impressive lungs btw!)
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Tag yourself! I am Joanna Gleason saying “What was that??” at the top of “Moments in the Woods.”
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah! The one I’m always shouting at my TV when Jeopardy has a SCOTUS category!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
The calculus changes entirely if we were to include cast albums. Just with “debut album” and “discography,” I tend to veer more toward a pop catalogue.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Eek. Prince Britney Spears Talking Heads The Beach Boys Simon & Garfunkel
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
At the risk of upsetting any Brits, my preference is for my name not to rhyme with the likes of “plague” or “vague.” I’d never correct anyone who pronounces it with a long “A” but, not being how my family and friends always pronounced it, it’s always a bit jarring to me.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
As someone rather close to the situation, this Veep discussion about how to pronounce “Craig” had me rolling.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
In a functional government, this would be a five alarm fire where Congress calls in Kennedy and asks him what the fuck is going on
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I’d just like to know which restaurants he’s eating at now where he’s found peace. I have a few yelp reviews to write…
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Once again, hats off to New Yorkers
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
We start each family road trip with the best laid playlists and podcasts, but invariably my husband or I (whoever is in the passenger seat) end up reading aloud from Wikipedia pages while the driver says “Huh! Interesting!”
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Happy to report that the way our daughter says “six” is the absolute cutest.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. We’ve had many painful trades throughout my life as a Sox fan, but none hurt as much as losing Orsillo. When they talk about fans who still haven’t forgiven, they’re talking about me. I still have my Don/Jerry bobble desk.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
“But have you seen the rehearsal video? The one where she has the ponytail instead of the bad weave? No?” *pulls out phone* “Well are you in for a treat! I know this really great edit, too.” *Party ends early*
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Kind of incredible that on top of everything Shirley Jones could also SING sing #TheMusicMan #TCMParty
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Six thousand for me. But I’ve started eating more veggies so we’ll see what happens 🤞🏼💁🏻♂️
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally.
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
My dentist asked me after a long pause if I believed in love at first sight.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Lesbians existing is very inconvenient for Snoop.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s all Intuition, baby!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost as good as the Ruthless replacement cast recording! I stan all Britneys, but I stan Theatreney the most!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
If we're listening to Britney's debut, you skip Soda Pop at your own peril.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
I once mentioned Brandi Carlile to a friend and he launched into a whole speech about how much he loves the Go-Go’s.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
And is there a better name for the pianist-in-training caught in the middle than Amaryllis?
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Why do all AI-generated images look like they’re trying to replicate the historical art in Pawnee City Hall?
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
“The Immersive Experience!”
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 🤣
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
“Evita’s Return” omg
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Dead Outlaw is in large part about an embalmed corpse, so I feel like Evita part II pretty much writes itself!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Not Dead Outlaw getting me thinking about an Evita sequel
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god finally
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
More like Ayn Randy, amirite?
Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
And I’m a little mad when it comes to remixes that they didn’t include the Hex Hector mix of Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know. In the early days of mp3 downloads, that was a particularly cherished discovery.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish there were more bonus tracks to unearth, but I get the sense that of all of her albums (including Baby) this was the one with the least material recorded for it. A couple of the tracks feel like rebranded Baby-era songs, so it’s impressive the album still flows so well.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
🙃 🙃
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, if we’re talking Britney writing credits, I’m So Curious (Sometimes b-side) is a bit more interesting to me and more indicative of where her sound was headed at the time.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Diary 🫠 Don’t get me wrong, I love it and 12 year-old me definitely identified with it, but it’s a fairly big sonic detour from the rest of the album. Would be a great bonus track. Also, Oops would benefit from one more uptempo in the 2nd half, like Walk on By.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Those great albums where you would just change that one song…
Tom Ellison (@tomellison123.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry to get so political, but slavery was extremely bad.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Sometimes I fall asleep deciding what Emmylou Harris album I want to fall asleep to.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
The only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist naturally is in Florida.
John Palfrey (@palfrey.org) reposted
Joining with our friends @knightfoundation.org and others in a new philanthropic effort to help stabilize, support, and revitalize public media. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/b...
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Chris Kratt is the only Chris _ratt I acknowledge.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
It’s telling when people thinking a rebrand will solve everything.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Wait until Ms. Mojo catches wind of this!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Quiet! He’s innoventing!!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Some important retainer work happened between these photos, too 🦷😁
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
I remember thinking my school photo peak was 3rd grade. Wore the same shirt as my 2nd grade photo to really underscore the glow-up!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
If you see me at the club this is what you’ll find.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
It’d be nice someday to have a government run by people who actually want to make the country and the world a better, safer place.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy happy birthday!! I remember 35 fondly! Hope it treats you just as well!
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Eek! I did not see it, but heard whispers of Unfortunate Souls alterations…
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol I can see the tagline now: “First came The Thin Man… now comes The Third Man.” I was going to riff a bit more on the operative verb there, but then thought better of it 😏😂
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
I'm: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
“Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man” Howard Ashman the king that you are.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear by her “Don’t Tell Mama.”
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
“Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. *Want* something. Want *something*.” Feels like a thesis statement for the show and I maintain no one has delivered the line as well or as effortlessly as Beth Howland on the OBCR.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
That moment in “My New Philosophy” when Cheno sings “Mine take a minute!”
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Death, taxes, and Taylor Swift albums
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
If only she held that note for 20 seconds longer…
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Also coming this season to the Kennedy Center
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
Pennyback
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
There is no wasted word in All About Eve. It’s the perfect script.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
Mood
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
I wonder if the Gilded Age writers had initially planned to kill off a certain robber baron and then changed course when the HBO social team alerted them to the percentage of traffic thirsty gays are responsible for.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
I am cursed (blessed?) to have “Let My Love Open the Door” stuck in my head in perpetuity.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social)
If you view PBS as something to shield your children from, our paths needn’t ever cross.
Craig Can’t Even (@craigcanteven.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot tell you how frequently this little speech plays in my head.