☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Checks out… I’m 62, I certainly hope you outlive me.
Real Life - Atypically Autistic, Seriously Stressed, Laughably Logical. Mastodon - @craznar@aus.social Twitter - @craznar Web - craznar.au and saneman.au Biosite - https://bio.site/craznar
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Checks out… I’m 62, I certainly hope you outlive me.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Well - I'm still on Twitter because of government presence(BoM for weather alerts, QPS for police alerts). But being on twitter isn't bad if you steer clear of the algorithm's "for you" tab.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
That's not the kind of 'three' I'm looking for. That's still a single way of describing things, not a duality.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Remember that without assholes we would all be full of shit.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Thank you, wasn't aware.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
It's all those gun toting, god fearing, redneck, far right trans folk that are the problem.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I can barely find 30 minutes of stuff to watch a day, far from infinite. That includes youtube and all streaming services.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Hopefully at a different store :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Yeah - but at the time I was trying to simplify it :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I'm curious - is it only ever two? Are there any 'triality' in physics? If not - is the fact there is a duality itself part of the laws of physics ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
@tolariancommunitycollege.com also make sure you are in this section, home is where the algorithm lives.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I wish you were allowed to be fair dinkum about who those people are.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Don't take this the wrong way please - but from what I've experienced of you - you are definitely a Sam. We'll need you around once all the rest of us falter.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Ground News here.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I suck the life out of people IRL, why not in MTG :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
If only there was some kind of universal time, maybe we could call it UTC
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Which PT is it ? PST or PDT ? Asking because there are multiple events I'm trying to watch live (the cinematic + two panels). Also - this doesn't work in my summer because the above tool doesn't recognise my time zone anyway.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Isn't this thing in Germany ? Why LA ? I tried CEST and Berlin - but gave different answers.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
It doesn’t
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
...and I'm still guessing what time it is on. So far internet searches have left me with 3 possibilities.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Well - I suspect I'm not a competent arena player, although I am experienced. I haven't worked out mana yet, and I'm only playing mono black. I suspect drafting is beyond my abilities, from what you say there is no 'end to end' practice available.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Like with everything in my life - cheap facsimile is all I get, there is no other way for me to satisfy my hunger for knowledge - no-one to ask except for AI. As long as I continue to treat it as a machine, that is better than nothing.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
So how do I practice playing on Draftsim? Are there AI opponents? Or are there beginner brackets?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Pretend I have no idea what sealed, draft, sealed pools all are. I run it and see a page full of cards and then go .. what next. I appreciate your efforts, but when I learned brawl I could just play pre existing packs 1v1 until I started making my own.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Thanks for the attempts, but showing someone Photoshop doesn't teach them how to create art :) I think I'll stick to brawl.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
No idea what most of that means, after GPTing it - I still wouldn't know where to start.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
How do I practice online, every time it wants me to spend play tokens which cost money on arena. I don't have access to any human players, so it is all on Arena.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
But I can’t practice like I can with commander
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I don't know how to play or learn draft/sealed - so I stick to commander.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
gender is a performance and I forgot my lines
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Mine automatically puts a ' in "it's" so I end up with it's owner is missing.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
By doing nothing he has achieved more than Trump by far.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Might be worthwhile replacing most phones with ... well... phones. Currently only around 5% of phone use is as a phone.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Babylon 5 might fit, but set on human space station.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Aussie sci-fi at its best.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I logged into MTGA to find the infinity stone, because I thought it was part of EoE (I have no IP knowledge of either property) -was disappointed to find out it is another 2 months.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Is there a path back in when and if the current bunch of incompetent get tossed out and sanity returns ? Or have they made it irreversible ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
My mum used to say that getting sick was the body's way of telling you to have a break. So - have a break, directly from my mum to you :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I'm too old for this, can someone translate :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Title : The Transplant ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I suspect that is the idea :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
If they are, it will be a single $1.5b episode :) Did you see the 1 of 50 in the final 'clip' ... that's how many episodes P+ has paid for.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
yeah - Trump will of course attack (aka promote) the show on his bullshit social platform, then the world we will know about it.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Good god man, I can't remember stuff from 50 years ago :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Good morning to you too, I'm sleepy on this fine Sunday :) Hello from Australia.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
This is sad and senseless. Brave, talented and loyal people like you are fucking rare, no military should be so stupid as to not keep them. It makes no sense to me.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
If your contractions get more and more frequent, you should be careful.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Babylon 5
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Star Trek The Borg Cube ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Legal Department at Dutch Barn: Can we get away with a million pounds of sand, receiver to collect ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Imagine trying for years to get a response, and you get a Vorlon 'yes'.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
For me being Autistic means: * Being utterly isolated from the world. * Being abused when I attempt to communicate. * Haven't zero quality of life. * Sleeping 90% of my week. * Looking forward to that being 100%.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
A line on the slot machines says: [MAKE] [MOVIE] [HERE]
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Still now say to watch it here:(
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Over a million years males evolved to forcibly poke animals, enemies and women with one stick or another. Women evolved to do every other fucking thing required for survival.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I relate to @covertgoblue.bsky.social the most because of how annoyed he gets at the same things I do :) I wish I was able to play IRL, you guys have so much fun in 4 player commander.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
What's even more disgusting is how many of the 1600 pardoned criminals from Jan 6th are likely in the employ of new 'ICE'.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
How do you work that out ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Need another web site to convert those times to local time :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Just remember in the modern world that a broken clock is correct zero times a day.
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☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Denying reality happens a lot, especially in the US right now - however reality is still observable. There will both be doubt they were destroyed, and doubt there was anything to be destroyed.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Widespread nuclear contamination isn't the kind of thing one can 'lie about'.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Best explanation I heard was LLM output looks amazing but smells bad.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
The tiniest bit of anything even. Trump is unpresidented.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
That shocks some insiders too :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Earth leakage can happen anywhere you are sharing earths. Which sounds like the premise for a sci-fi show :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Non trivial computer software always has bugs.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Thank you.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
You should go in disguise, see how long you can get by :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Is this what it is like to watch a Russia vs China football match ?
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
A messy break up I think.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Europe invented the one card mtg format… those cardkingdom guys :)
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Unpresidented.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Was a banger from what I hear.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
When will people realise that AI is just a tool, a very impressive tool….but just a tool. I use it several times a day to help me, not replace me.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I've not had a Birthday celebration in 21 years. I live in city, and everyone avoids me.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I’ve been shunned by 100% of the world, I’m now only visited by people paid by the government. I’m not allowed into the world any more.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I'm doing the same thing - I'm collecting printed copies of some of my favourite books. For the same reason.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
You keep comment on words I've not said... so I'm outta here.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
No. That would be silly, a CCTV camera isn't even aware of what it is filming.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
IMO Consciousness is just recursive awareness of self. Recursion creates some weird effects in biologics.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Blind man walks into a shopping centre and starts swinging is guide dog around above his head. Manager rushes over an asks - "What are you doing?" Man says - "Just having a look around."
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
The problem is that whilst he accidentally did something good here for GoF, he is also accidentally removing vaccines from our toolkit to fight the virus threat. Do random shit and every so often you do something right - that's not a way to run a country.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
That's a meaningless statistic, sort of like saying humans have 100% of the worldwide market of phone buyers. Apple still has the largest share of any smart phone, Samsung coming in a close second. Having said that 30% of Americans voted for Trump - so popularity is not a measure of quality.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Absolutely - which is why it is my preferred choice of an appliance.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
That's a huge advantage to Apple - they don't end up with 20,000 versions of the OS.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I spent two years on Android and found that they were prone to faults and errors - and no help was available
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Yes, I did buy a few Samsung phones - but I don't think congratulations were in order, after suffering through their inadequacies for 2 years I dumped them for a reliable phone.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
Ssshh... Apple haters don't want to know that :) I still buy the cheapest non Android smart phone I can find - and that happens to be Apple.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
It is an especially fantastic day in Australia, good morning to you.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
The US electoral system only allows D or R, and recent events should show that they are not the same.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
I think he would do less harm in the Vatican than in the White House - so I support him being Pope.
☘ Christopher Burke ☘ (@craznar.au) reply parent
So your solution is to elect Trump again… lol