Highly regarded Hawkeyes "writer" from Off Tackle Empire, West Ham supporter, Mario Party world champion, precocius little scamp. Not annoying.
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I know we're all expecting it to be funny but I do think Trump's announcement tomorrow is equally likely to be horrifying. Not to be a downer, it's just after 9+ years of this I'm not expecting something good to happen
I say this lovingly as a football guy but the 1993/1994 Cleveland Browns had the least fun coaching staff in recorded history, right?
I didn't really follow all the Pepe Silvia conspiracy stuff but all I feel like he's online enough and image conscious enough that we'd have seen an interview on Fox or something this weekend if he was doing fine
It's my desert island film stock
Nonzero chance they went with Kirk Ferentz
Lotsa people upset at this but I'm inspired by your bravery 🫡
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
I can explain it! AI fuckin sucks and is worthless and his head clearly doesn't look like that, hope this helps!
Let's dig up Bob Dole for 2028, could be fun
His mouth is agape in every new photo we get, probably nothing!
Looking very alive, sir!
He has done harm to his own constituents and has signalled that he intends to continue doing harm to friends of mine if elected, it is not necessary to vote for him and I wouldn't do it if he personally handed me a burlap sack full of cash with a big dollar sign on it
4/10 whimsy. The hidden Blockbuster movie room was cool, but if he was committed to the bit those 10 locked doors would have led to the only bathroom available to guests
what if Trump only did all that bad stuff because he knows Nancy Reagan is in hell and he wants to see what those rumors are all about
🙏 all we need is one specific Cybertruck spontaneously combusting
When you’ve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happened…
My client Mayor Rudy Giuliani only got in a car crash because he values and respects women TOO MUCH
I do *NOT* think it's funny that he arrived at the emergency room wearing only a girdle
scrolling red note
Hell yeah another Epic Bacon Sicko Iowa Win, I love it actually
lmao
Idk man you need a more diverse friend group if you can't figure out why it's a total dealbreaker for so many people
The election is years away lmao I promise you it will be easier to find a candidate that's not universally loathed than it is to scold millions of people into voting for a bigot
foot ball
Sark's magic genius offensive brain is and always has been a crib note written directly on his hand that says "recruit better players than the other team's defense"
Arch Manning the first player to lose a September Heisman in August
They made Quinn Ewers enter the draft a year before he was ready so they could make room for this bum!
It's very early in week 1 but out of all my many agendas the "Arch Manning is a fraud getting way too much weight outta name recognition" seems to have the most legs
Mark Gronowski's stat line the last time he played against Albany vs Mark Gronowski's stat line the last time he played a game in Kinnick Stadium
Never Forget (celebratory)
Me and the boys looking up which folder we have that image saved in so it's ready for later
Trump getting sent to Hades for eternity because he tried to stiff Charon after he'd already been guided across the river Styx
BREAKING: Trump makes the first address since his disappearance
I'm hearing that his last will and testament requests that JD Vance be buried with him to keep serving him in the afterlife???
i think he's disappeared because he's having one of those weird medical procedures they only give to people who are 100 years old and actively decomposing. Our big wet president is getting his humors drained
Tarleton State delivering yet another extremely common united states army L
Doctors are calling the least invasive surgery in history
Fabrizio Romano giving a "here we go!" but it's for Trump going into hospice care
It's so funny to watch Mark Cuban come on here and act like it's some grave societal indicator that nobody wants to play college debate club with him. Buddy you have a billion dollars, log off and go do something fun
not voting for this guy for jack shit find someone else for your lil 2028 election
RIP Bozo
It's used almost exclusively by midwesterners because we don't like confrontation
Any other product would be pulled from the market immediately but since the dumbest charlatans in the country have already burned hundreds of billions of $ on this shit we just have to shut up and roll with the robot that answers 80% of your questions incorrectly and turns you into a serial killer
Incredible energy for and looks fun as hell but I must personally object to calling Fall Out Boy "punk"
www.bbc.com/sport/footba... [Bart Simpson voice] what an odd thing to say
Sounds like you should delete the app then, bud
What if Dennis Hopper's character from Super Mario Bros. (1993) was a real guy
JD Vance asking his kids if they've ever heard of Dog Heaven for no particular reason
Maybe the national party should invest time and effort into turning Iowa back into a swing state (that you won twice, by the way) instead of leaving us for dead!
I would be so pissed about this if I cared about the military
10/10 treat
John Joseph McCauley did too much peyote which resulted in all of us at The Mill seeing his hog at one point
Hell yeah brother
It should be against the law to have the Charlie Sheen / Heather Locklear seasons in syndication though
They're not even on duty, that's just where they naturally congregate now
Think of all the regimes the CIA has toppled over the last 70 years as under the guise of serving some greater project or ideology and now they're reduced to doing it to serve the nonsensical impulsive whims of an old weirdo that won't even be alive 5 years from now
"Advertising doesn't work on me" is real if you have the right kind of ADHD by the way. I saw that "what a pro wants, what a pro needs" commercial with SGA and Chet Holmgren probably 2,000 times and i couldn't even begin to tell you what they were selling. Presumably some kind of credit card?
Turned on the channel on my tv that only shows Spin City and took a nap >>>>>>
come to the new pioneer co-op in the next 30 minutes if u want an ass kicking
Yours doesn't mention having any friends. Curious.
May we both win automatic promotion in 2027, brother 🦚⚒️
The most insane people in your life think this is some kind of victory over you lol
They bulldozed Upton Park and we still got outscored 11-3 through 3 matches. Throw Sullivan and Brady in Guantanamo
settle down?
There are not 3 teams in the premier league worse than West Ham. I thought maybe there were 4, but 3 of those have a win already and the fourth just knocked us out of the EFL cup in the first round. Sick to my stomach, dudes and dudettes
I'm howling he got beat so bad he briefly turned into a used car lot tube man
Hey pimp let's go throw rocks at freight trains later, might be fun idk
Amy Klobuchar is finally gonna do something fucking awesome with her comb forks
"The most gratuitous cameo of all time" that's right folks, the dude on the TV in chapter 2 was Operation Ivy's Tim Armstrong
get their asses sir
All of their thoughts, opinions, and convictions are outsourced to focus groups made of median voter freaks
Every time I think this band has maxed out being washed they find a way to double down, makes me sick!
Whoopsie I'm not voting for Newsome either because my trans homies are cool as hell guess you better use the next three years to find a candidate who doesn't think they're cannon fodder
nothing says "hope" quite like 9/11,,, thank you🙏
This is basically 9/11 for those of us shooting analog photography
I'm much further away from pritzker politically than the "never bernie" people were from bernie and I'd spend every minute of free time I have phone banking just to get him over the line. I wouldn't piss on Gavin Newsome if he was on fire
Fully expecting West Ham to announce the signing of Anthony Gordon within the next 48 hours
@fbi right here officer
I use RawTherapee exclusively. It's a little rough around the edges compared to LR, but it's pretty amazing for a free alternative. Just watch a few YouTube videos if you get lost
It's so good. Short and Grodin have insane chemistry and comedic timing together, there's never been anything like it since
These are two of my favorite movies of all time, what the hell are you people saying about them?
We need to raise your taxes until you can't afford a phone to post this shit with anymore
I'm so glad that college football is back. This is the exact best time of year- when I still naively think that watching Iowa is going to be a fun distraction from the existential pain of watching West Ham.
Also statistically speaking your daughter is in much more danger being in proximity to Andrew Cuomo than she is riding the subway
I have never been a resident of New York, let alone ever been the governor, but I'm 100% certain that I've ridden the subway more times in the last 10 years than he has
Shakedown is when rich losers have to pay their fair share
There are 3 years to either find a less evil candidate or figure out a way to win without the votes of people for whom this is a red line. Seems like plenty of time to me, not sure why you've already hitched your wagon to the guy who thinks Charlie Kirk is cool!
Can you please give us a list of all the other marginalized groups you find acceptable to throw to the wolves? I'm trying to see something
If it was an actual purity test I'd have much stricter criteria than "no bigots", this is not a complicated ask
