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Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Current conspiracy researcher, cybersecurity specialist, and extremely online person trying to atone by using my powers for good and helping people understand my community of origin. Champion shitposter
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Is it because I called you a sex pervert, Ben? It's because of the sex pervert thing I bet.
And subscribe to the physical paper copy of @theonion.com Fascism demands to be taken seriously. Don’t. 24/24
Celebrate having nuanced opinions. Celebrate being informed on shit. Like, actually informed. Take back the “doing my own research” from those dumb assholes. Go fuck a smart person. If they don’t have books, don’t fuck’em. 23/24
The answer is to celebrate intellectualism. Prevention by cutting the legs out of lazy, easy answers. Plug Professor Dave. Plug Milo Rossi. Plug Flint Dibble. Listen to podcasts like Knowledge Fight. Make fun of Joe Rogans of the world who empower purveyors of these lazy, easy answers. 22/24
The conspiracy world will intensify in more and more outright hate. More blatant antisemitism and racism. More lazy answers to monetize ignorant ass hats and scare them into buying nutrient-fortified bone broth or whatever. Be prepared for that. Call it out. Hate is unpopular. 21/24
Just know this: Alex is a fucking loser. Fascists have no loyalty. No ideology besides “I’m being wronged and SOMEONE has gotta pay”. The grifters will continue selling the laziest, easiest answer. Alex will try and capture media attention by saying and performing wild shit. 20/24
The result will be Alex’s normal response – throw baby tantrums because he’s a loser little titty baby, pathetically try and create viral moments to try and maintain his internet mythos and capture views/attention. And the media will cover him irresponsibly. That’s the cycle. 19/24
Alex’s world is collapsing on him. The sharks in the conspiracy sphere smell blood in the water. And they are cannibalizing his audience. Alex loses the reputation he once had in the conspiracy world. He loses his adjacency to power in Trump. And he loses his personal and company assets. 18/24
Last night Alex lost two of his on-air "talents", Owen Schroyer and Chase Geiser. They immediately start talking shit about Alex to build their own thing. Rats are fleeing the sinking ship. All Alex has left is Harrison Smith, which only the freakiest of degenerates like my even know exists. 17/24
The company bankruptcy case has moved to allow liquidation of all Free Speech Systems/Infowars assets. Noted sex pervert and communist @bencollins.bsky.social is keeping the pressure up on the clear intent to acquire everything, dismantle his legacy, and burn it all to the fuckin' ground. 16/24
His personal life also sucks. He’s had to sell personal assets like properties, boats, cars, etc. The bankruptcy shenanigans he started in bad faith is clearly taking a toll on him, which I for one am here for. Constant court appearances, lost lawsuits, fighting to keep the operation going. 15/24
Trump is doing the thing Alex has been warning about for decades and Alex, if he wants to stay close to power, has to cheerlead it. Dude is absolutely BLEEDING credibility right now in the conspiracy world and he can't stop it. 14/24
Incoming tyranny is the core to Alex’s whole thing. 9/11 was an inside job so the government could have more control, take your rights, and build a bigger military. Sandy hook and all these school shootings is so they can take your guns so you can't fight back when they institute martial law. 13/24
Alex built his whole career on the government is going to make a false pretense of crime being out of control so they can send in the military and institute a police state. Now Trump says crime is so bad in DC he has to send the military in to the streets. And he's threatening more cities. 12/24
But Alex sold his soul to get adjacent to power. If he follows suit and turns on Trump, he’ll lose his connection to power. People misunderstand and say he won’t do it because he’ll have to undo years of narratives. That means fuck all in conspiracy world. There’s zero consistency there. 11/24
The “smart” conspiracy talent (term used loosely) is starting to turn on Trump or have already done so. They're jumping ship. Some because they’re shameless grifters chasing the money. Some fascists like Nic because "we need to push further right, Trump didn't go far enough" fascist message. 10/24
The conspiracists are basically just “Lazy and easy answers: The ideology”. Fascists don’t give a fuck. The laziest and easiest answer to these questions is same one they had in Weimar. It’s the Jews, dummy. That’s where the views (and therefore money) is now in conspiracy world. Nic Fuentes. 9/24
Trump is in power. Alex says he’s awesome, but all this shit’s still fucked and not getting fixed. If he’s so great, why’s there still problems? Why’s there still woke? Why’s there still deep state? Why is Trump defending vaccines? Why is Trump telling us to stop talking about Epstein? 8/24
Then you have Epstein, which is a whole fixture within the conspiracy world. The opportunist Christian nationalist types like Charlie Kirk just did as they were told and dropped it. But the Alex Jones’ of the world invented a whole lore to Epstein: Satan, Adrenochrome, Mossad blackmail. Etc. 7/24
Combined with that is the complications with the vaccines. Operation warp speed and COVID happened under trump. Defending trump is getting more and more difficult as the "COVID POISON SHOTS KILLED EVERYBODY" starts to cement as being canon in conspiracy loon world. 6/24
So for YEARS now Alex has been stuck in a pattern of being like “WOO YEAH We the People are in control! Trump is saving the USA!” and cheerleading, but still the bad guys are ever present and given as the reason why things are still fucked. So now the question is, why can’t he get rid of them? 5/24
But now you have to invent reasons Trump can’t deal with the deep state. And you have to furnish those responses next to people like Trump and Elon who are constantly saying things like “I have rooted out the deep state” and “The woke mind virus is officially dead” 4/24
As soon as Trump got into power, Alex starts playing the "Everything's fucking great! Woo-hoo! Patriots are in control!" But government conspiracies don't work when you're power because it's your fuckin guys. They have to invent reasons things still go wrong. Ta-da. Deep State. 3/24
Alex spent his whole career trying to get plugged into power. He finally got that with Trump in 2016, specifically through Roger Stone. But up to that point, Alex’s whole schtick of "The elites trying to kill you! They want police state tyranny!" only works when you're on the outs of power. 2/ 24
Alex Jones’s world is collapsing all around him right now. He’s doing all the same media-bating lashouts he always does and since the media always covers him wrong (with few exceptions), you’re bound to see a lot of Alex Jones stuff show up soon. Here’s some context. 1/24
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What is Nippon you filthy English speaking dogs?
Crashout happening now now infowars. Owen Schroyer fired. Chase Geyser fired. They're throwing Alex under the bus on various livestreams on the artist formerly known as Twitter. Rats fleeing the sinking ship and likely Alex Jones getting rid of any liability he has to maximize his own take.
She's like if a houseplant won veto one time.
"And the hats boss?" "Yeah those too. Make'm real high like God's hats!"
That makes me thank. I'm a thankin' guy.
I grew basil all season. I harvested it and made some fresh pesto. Now I made some pesto mayo and made some absolutely bangin' grilled sandwiches. The world needs more pesto.
Narrator voice: he did do it again
What is his royal schwanz?
God what a headline i haven't laughed that hard in a while. www.bbc.com/news/article...
I know this. My friend knew song lyrics and we'd sing together in the car with the windows down. He'd sub in the word "butthole" when it fit in this very particular way that fit the rhythm and next to a funny adjective. I find myself hearing a song where a perfect butthole fit and miss him again
This is what they said about Jesus but his legacy really stood the test of time. People still talking about his greatest hits. And a few really dedicated weirdos are VERY into his deep cuts.
Also the drummer for Foo Fighters Taylor Hawkins was her touring drummer.
I know the idea of omens is kind of out vogue now compared to the past when omens were all the rage, but I just pulled a random handful of Starburst out of a big bag and not a single one was pink. I just feel like the fates have revealed to me that something bad is going to happen.
Update: it got funny again
To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.
And here I was just about to instruct my doomsday cult to start stockpiling Prosciutto.
isnt the phrase that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich if asked? WELL
What you are describing is Jesus and John Wayne by Kristin Du Mez
You should be fucking yourself once a week.
there have been lots of cornball stories about LLMs convincing gullible people they're god or whatever. but this latest one, about a 16-year-old who chatgpt taught how to successfully hang himself, is... well, look at it for yourself www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
"Our teriyaki sauce doesn't have sugar or soy!" Sir, are you aware that you are listing the ingredients of teriyaki sauce? Sir?
this guy on twitter with a beef tallow fried food restaurant started melting down about his business failing and when you look at the details, like being in a shoprite with horrible hours, a website with completely different branding with no menu other than beef tallow, you start to understand why
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
Sometimes just a general lament is what the moment calls for. I feel the largeness of what you're writing about and my smallness in ability to impact it whatsoever. I grieve with you, friend. Thank you for writing this.
It’s funny, we never get those anguished “but how will I explain this to my child?” posts when it’s armed goons violently snatching people off the street. They save that for the real horrors, like someone having two dads.
Marriage is between one man and his hoes
They gaslit you all throughout the election.
Let's go Lions Baby! 2025 is the year!
I'm a Mississippi-born media law professor and have been providing analysis on age verification laws for a few years. Reach out if you're a journalist working on a story.
"Though his body die, James' spirit lives in on heaven, where he can spend eternity beating the ever living fuck out of the smallest dogs he can find while the sweetest sound fills his ears of all the queers burning forever in hell." - A funeral sermon happening this weekend somewhere, presumably
>JAMES DOBSON, 89, died this week after a long battle with children. What an absolute banger of an opening line.
Soon the government will control all 11 herbs and spices.
i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
Ceej you're not allowed to post this because it's my birthday! Here is the cake I made shaped like a horse and it is bigger than a house. I made it with my own six-fingered hands. Like and comment happy birthday and how come posts like this never trend? Satan wants you to keep scrolling.
meta is truly the least-essential oligarchy holding an iron grip on society. they don't even make anything. not really. their premiere product is a grandma-make-insaner that nobody under 45 uses willingly and they're constantly breaking the law like they have the birthday boy privilege of a raytheon
me faving every post i see celebrating the death of James Dobson
you can trace so much evil christian shit back to this man and his ratfuck legacy this is a day of celebration for every kid who got sent to pray the gay away camp, every kid who was forced to carry a child to term or had to get a dodgy secret abortion, school shooting survivors, the list goes ON
A solid piece of life advice is to live your life in such a way that you never spawn a podcast called "I Hate _________" where your name fills that blank.
It's a time honored chinese tradition to put cash in open chip bags. That's what Grandma did during the dust bowl!
I'm going to make a fancy cocktail tonight in honor of James Dobson being very dead.
These beliefs are just the result of a plain biblical reading of the books of I Capitalism and II Theocracies.
This is an abomination. It must be destroyed. Cast it into the fires of Mt. Doom.
I missed it. Did they have some late night calvinist discussions?
Ryan George is just the best. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBq3...
Tweeting just the headline about your own son is CRAZY
You don't know ol' Wally Boom-Boom?
Schopenhauer? But I barely Knowenhauer!
Nah it's proppa wheels, bruv
If my shitpost saves one child, just ONE child, then it will all be worth it.
Looking forward to 15-20 years from now when the kids raised on Bowser and Minecraft Steve discover Tenacious D and make constant posts like "TIL before he made our favorite childhood movies, Jack Black was in a band that wrote filthy songs about sex, the sasquatch, and Satan"
Holy fucking shit @elephantgraveyard.bsky.social knocked it out of the park. This is an absolutely incredible piece of work, dude. Honestly, congrats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...
Apparently in Texas standing for prayer at a government function is now compulsory. Still think we're not moving toward a real-life Handmaid's Tale? Think again.
I knocked back a couple bowls with the boys after work, just to take the edge off.
*Jordan Peterson voice* Well, that depends what you mean by *good*. And it depends what you mean by *song*.
Either that or you got another Testament to add.
I have not. I have, however, gone to mars to get candy bars.
We used to be a real country. We used to make bold and daring art. You couldn't make Kenny Vs Spenny nowadays. Because of the woke, nobody can even be with Busey anymore. Kids these days would cancel Gerhard Reinke because it's not PC to have Wanderlust.
In 2025 the woke took away PISS. You can't even PISS anymore because of woke.
In the 24 hour cable news system, democratic socialist politicians are considered especially heinous.
Fact: me hungry www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uCB...
Incredible video
I'm not looking for MS RIGHT I'm looking for MS NOW.
I'm too beta to file an emotional distress lawsuit.
I finally got around to watching Superman 2025. They were right. It's good. They got me to watch a Superman film in the year of our lord 2025, after literally skipping every one made in my lifetime except Batman v Superman which I watched with my bad movies group because my mom's name is Martha
Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.
Just took a nap so good it's going to fuck up my night sleep. Living that toddler life.
If you’re under any illusions about what an authoritarian personality cult the GOP has become, they’re not hiding it:
Chili is a conundrum of a food. Doesn't have a single essential ingredient. Meat, optional. Beans, optional. Hot pepper, optional. Onion, optional. Tomato based? Usually, but not always. It technically doesn't even exist.
