Yes and it goes on to quote another hopeful who pines over lost jobs to Indians but it’s fine bc he’s gonna get to pound their faces into the dirt now.
Yes and it goes on to quote another hopeful who pines over lost jobs to Indians but it’s fine bc he’s gonna get to pound their faces into the dirt now.
Here’s a suggestion for YOU Jeffries: let someone with a spine lead
Wow this is so fucked up. Media is failing the shit out of us.
They weren’t praying hard enough. Or maybe their parents forgot to pray over them the night before. Or whatever. Something that’s their own fault, anyway.
True!
Maga is scientifically proven to only be able to retain a thought for two weeks max
Let me guess: it’s vaccines (narrator: it’s not vaccines).
NYC truly gets some of the most fucked up mayors. Glad to see the exact opposite happening!! Glad to see the money grubbers (gop AND dems!!) freaking the fuck out. Suck it, money grubbers!
Love this guy. Love this for the GOP
Mamdani just makes me smile man. Love him
Gavin Newsom, Tim Walz, gov Pritzker. Who’s next? Get off the weaksauce train!!
It’s a good thing everything else is so cheap right now and everyone has all kinds of extra cash lying around.
Have to pay a premium to get people to work with Bret
The majority of dems could take a lesson from this “get fucked” bro
Anything we can do!! Let’s start with my own personal rep, Andy Harris.
It’s truly inspiring. Went again last week, before they fuck it up.
I mean, it’s just how all wars are ended.
Germany and Japan both surrendered unconditionally because they got their ever lovin asses handed to them by the Allies at the end of WW2. If this is what he means, then yes, let’s go ahead and “negotiate” with Putin.
It’s like AI. Being super dumb and clumsy still doesn’t obviate the risks of damage.
Why is Jeffries?
Watched the doc series on Hulu and got incredibly angry at the suffering inflicted on victims of horror after horror, 90% of it man made.
Wapo is pathetic. I fucking hate that stupid argument that we can’t use something people don’t have confidence in even though their lack of confidence comes from propaganda and lies. Instead of I dk, doing their job of sorting lies from truth.
Like, in a chip bag bro?
He wouldn’t be so incredibly stingy with his bribes (if he handed out bribes!)
Really, just peak. Peak everything. CHARLIE MURPHY! Darkness.
I saw some nat guard troops on the Mall yesterday… they were giving directions and taking selfies with tourists. They seemed aight. Hope they just keep that type of energy.
Good thing a bunch of Nat Guard troop were hanging out outside the African American museum today, giving directions and posing for selfies with tourists. Pretty sure felonious shitgibbon wasn’t in there learning about how bad slavery was.
Omg a Calvinball reference?? Love her even more now.
Elderly white hippies ARE anti-Trump, he ain’t wrong about that.
Peace and One Love apparently do wonders for staying young I’ve never seen such fit 90 year olds!
YOU’VE NEVER BEEN A PART OF THIS CITY YOU EVIL FUCK HAVE YOU EVER SEEN TAKOMA PARK
We’re all with you! Fuck them cheaters.
Going into the city tomorrow for the first x since this mess. Gonna try not to get into screaming matches with these bros (not that I have anything against screaming at them but I’m on a green card so might need to stay low profile, but prob won’t be able to help myself).
Too bad humans haven’t invented little things you can put on your hands to cover them when it’s too cold or too hot.
My local FB moms groups have constant posts re how the heck to afford childcare (quit your job, is the advice), how the heck to afford bills with one income (join a MLM co is the advice) and then, how to exit an awful/abusive/financially controlling marriage with 3 kids, no money and no job.
“No real person involved.”
More accurate framing of the question: do you plan on surrendering territory to the aggressor in this war of Russian choice? Or do you plan to keep fighting to expel the invaders?
Well, hopefully the Maga folks who lose their insurance and hospitals will feel comforted by the fact that at least no one else can use those things for abortions. If you die, at least it won’t be next to a dirty slut.
It’s SO BAD already. I can’t believe how bad it’s gotten since Covid. Can’t get in to see drs for months. My son can’t see his pancreatitis dr more than twice a year!! Need a gyn? Primary? Good luck. Only short virtual appts and everything done through the portal, can’t get anyone on the phone…😩
Particularly if they’re a walking personality disorder — narcissists hate being ridiculed more than anything.
Truly reprehensible. That poor girl looks like she weighs about 90 lbs and that many large ass men had to tackle her and kneel on her fucking neck? It’s disgusting
Childlike narcissists respond so consistently to flattery they can be distracted by the stupidest fucking thing. AMERICAN PENIS, SO SO BIG.
Maybe if everyone wants to kill you, you’re doing something wrong. Or maybe you’re just Markwayne and too scared to wear a seatbelt in which case that’s a skill issue (missing skill is knowing when to see a therapist).
Any dem under 75 needs to grab a fucking clue and go full Newsom.
Yeah we’re pretty sick of you too bud
Maybe… what I hear is “I’m gonna grab so much power that it won’t matter if it comes out.”
When folks complain about the gerontocracy in the dem party, we honestly don’t even care they’re old. Bernie Sanders is old. What we hate are 1)corporate sellouts and 2)pussies. Fight for us, we’ll elect you. Otherwise, fuck off.
This works wonders for me!! Dating my ex-husband now, ten years post-divorce, used to sleep in separate rooms now live in separate houses and it’s the best.
Haven’t lived in DC in a long time, still feel proud. Fuck dem fascists.
Make the maps great again 😂😂😂
The Post seriously published a bunch of total, obvious bullshit from the head of NIH explaining how people don’t have faith in these vaccines due to dems or vibes or whatever so therefore they need to go. Like, bro, maybe don’t publish that?
Yeah it was really something today.
Yeah I’ve never been a fan back to when he was my mayor but I can dig every single part of this. We absolutely need American Psycho-level pushback at this point.
This only works if you’re not a terrible procrastination who waits til they’re down to 1/2 teaspoon of milk, two bread heels and 5 granola chunks before heading to the store
The Zoh-mentum is so strong it extends to all 50 states!!! (I’m in MD and I feel that shit for sure!)
The fact that the Post ran this is even now, shockingly fucked up.
My gangberries taste great!
Fuck dem numbers.
I’m ready to ride the Zoh-mentum all the way through the midterms and 2028 presidential, and rid our government of the traitors, cowards, dementia patients, money-grubbers and general psychopaths.
Right!!! Fucking hate that dude who single-handedly killed the public option in the ACA. Which is why I need an updated pun!!
Wow that’s a bold ass statement and I can’t see a purpose for promoting incest (which does in fact have evolutionary pressures against it triggered by living in close proximity during formative years) other than bro fucked his sister.
And the cowardice. We honestly don’t need to agree with every policy we just want honesty and good faith and courage to actually lead.
I can dig the pun. I'm still saying "Joe-mentum" from way back in Joe Liberman's day lol need an update.
YEAH THATS RIGHT now can the DNC just hire Mamdani’s social media team after he trounces Cuomo for the second time? This is how it’s done.
Keep the joyful beatdowns coming! Fuck them corrupt democrats who for all intents and purposes are republican but know they can’t win as one. Well, now ya can’t win as a dem either, Cuomo!
So incredibly good. Of course I’ve been so annoyed with myself for deciding against SPAC that I immediately bought a Hampton pass. :)
If someone wants fake numbers, don’t need an economist and probably better to have someone who has zero clues (and def zero scruples)
Love to see despots who got theirs real good, looking eerily like the despot who still need to get his.
Margaret Atwood’s dystopian Madd Addam trilogy is now required reading, to see how corporate-controlled cities work out. Ready Player One as well, I guess.
Exactly!! Sometimes when I use google or chat gpt it tells me things I don’t like or gives me numbers I don’t like so I can just use my vibes (which I always like).
These goons are what makes DC unsafe!!! lol being scared of the Mall is crazy. What a bunch of lily-livered pansy-asses.
I don’t know man, my vibes keep telling me it’s DC and NY
She’s degrading the value of her own degree.
It was horrible. I’m now in an art field. Someone should tell all the super sensitive folks that being a therapist requires a serious ability to separate yourself from the people you’re helping.
This is why being a therapist at a community mental health center in a pathetically unaffordable city made me go home and cry every day. These folks are without homes, nutrition or dignity but talking to me for 50 mins is supposed to help???
People who do this past high school are no-goes for me.
Meanwhile dem consultants continue to charge millions of dollars to convince dems the problem is support of trans rights. All we want is for them to fight for our values (and at this point, for our lives). We’re tired of them being p*****s.
Madness. Israel should not only be left to fund and supply its own war but it should be shunned and sanctioned by the rest of the world. We can’t keep supporting this regime.
Yes, if only some like, files existed that like, y’all could release so we’d all “know what they (y’all) did.”
It should be an iron-clad rule that if you’re a pedophile, you never get peirogi ever again. Not even the frozen ones at the grocery store.
American ovaltine is stupid it’s basically bad nestle quik!!
A most excellent list!!! Def right there with you on much of this :)
Perfect example of the design principle that really, you need to involve more gays.
I live in the US now, where there is no poutine, good or bad. At least my parents brought me back some good chocolate bars and Ovaltine on their last trip to Moncton lol
I’m from New Brunswick and gotta say, Quebec poutine is superior.
Quebec always has the squeakiest cheese curds 🔥
Don’t worry, they’re not trying to be accurate and are just making up numbers anyway. Won’t take more than a couple hours in a room with 20something Doge workers.
100%. You can’t engage with lying dipshits other than to point out their lying dipshittery.
This is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I remember hearing about plans for the hyperloop back in the day and thought it was gonna be like pneumatic tubes at the bank drive thru. Instead, it’s underground Uber but with only one lane, and one driver.
Bro, the fuck are you talking about?
This host body is currently hosting some rage at being referred to as a FUCKING HOST BODY WHAT THE FUCK
This is literally what the press should be asking every republican they encounter in public. Fuck, man.
Fuck dem numbers. We go by vibes now.
Echinacea are so pretty, make great long lasting cut flowers and the bees n butterflies love them :)
32!! Haven’t been to TX so that’s most of my nopes
Interesting! They same the same might happen after doing a session of psychedelic therapy, something about the neuro plasticity. Phish def evokes an altered state for me!
Want to see the shirt!
