how convenient that the "science" they said would be all figured by September actually finished up right on schedule. how nice of it to work out that way. this is definitely how science always works.
how convenient that the "science" they said would be all figured by September actually finished up right on schedule. how nice of it to work out that way. this is definitely how science always works.
Followed by revealing that germ theory was all wrong in October. Replaced by tried-and-true blood-letting.
And I will lose weight and fucking not swear.
I’m sure the causes RFK Jr. is going to drop in Sept. are things like reading books, wind energy and being LGBTQIA+
He said today wind turbines are killing the whales 🐳 www.scientificamerican.com/article/whal...
As usual from him, this is total BS.
In the worst vernacular, R-f'ng-K jr. should have ended on the back of his mom's leg.
So many families have worked with experts all over the world including those at UW. This is only going to put these families through more pain and stress by publishing another list of conspiracy theories. Autism hasn't been increasing, it's finally being diagnosed more accurately.
We also already know the cause….its genetic.
Out of Kennedy's mouth, brain: www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Stay tuned for the Q drop.
Guaranteed his going to blame the mothers. It’s always the woman’s fault.
Kennedy is a conspiratorial nutcase whose own family warned he was unfit to serve. Trump likes him because he appeals to the QAnon crowd and the others who think that all the "elites" are controlling them minus the real elite that is in charge--the corporate profiteers who see Trump as their guy.
Cause of autism: sometimes brains just be that way.
well put sir✌🏾
Press: It's September, can you tell us the cause of autism now, as you promised. RFKjr: Well, we need a little more time. Two more weeks. Press: Two weeks from now will still be September. RFKjr: Security! Press: But ... RFKjr: No more questions.
Let's be fair. They have to write the fake material, to train the AI to make up the studies they are going to put forth as evidence. That takes time.
The Cause is : My Grandparents had it and all their family. The End.
I’m trying to imagine how angry I’d be if he was telling the truth and knew what causes autism and decided to keep quiet about it until September. Good thing I know he’s lying and I don’t have to waste my energy.
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This site needs a 'broken heart' icon...
I know! Imagine all the kids who would miss out on free autism just because he waited until September. Unfortunately, in reality autism is something that you are either born with or not, you just have to get lucky. All the kids born without autism are sadly just going to live with missing out.
He will say autism is caused by unicorns flying over the moon. 🌖
Bullshit publicity stunts? Very much on brand for Felon and Co
Most of us already know the cause, he needn't have wasted his time.
Surprised he didn't say "in 2 weeks."
Let me guess: it’s vaccines (narrator: it’s not vaccines).
Our parents had sex.
Bingo!
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I thought the same thing. Imagine if you were pregnant right now and the government knew how to stop autism or any other condition and didn’t tell you! Criminal!
RFK to dripfeed the cure for cancer in cryptic clues hidden in places he won't reveal, just to make it extra fun
Windmills cause autism
We already know the answer, it’s Jenny McCarthy.
Damn. Beat me to it.
When our son was diagnosed, my wife looked at me and said "your genes"
Pretty sure DJT is going to release his Infrastructure Plan from his first term in September too. Sigh
He is taking a page from the Trump reality playbook - always build the anticipation and keep ‘em guessing. Government is all just another crappy TV show now.
Come on folks! You have to give them some time to make something up.
I really believe Trump hired this con artist to kill the elderly and poor. He only wants America for his rich white men friends.
He's going to say that it's from laziness and lack of work ethic. Then try to shovel our demographic to the camps alongside all the ppl that ICE has round up. His family lobotomized his sister for far less.
RFK Jr hasn’t a clue and is relying on other people who don’t have a clue!
His family was right.
Yes
No, he will reveal what his worm ridden brain believes are the causes of autism which will not reveal anything based in science.
And it will be our job to bring it up every damn day just like Epstein.
If it’s not Sonic the Hedgehog fanart they made it up
I'll tell that charlatan what the causes are. There are two. "Fuck" and "You."
🤣🤣🤣
We will soon see if ChatGPT has improved from the last report “he wrote”.
About to drop a deuce.
Something tells me the "it's chemtrails" reveal will fall a little flat. Not nearly out there enough for the RFK faithful.
Just in time to outlaw the COVID, flu, and measles vaccines for the winter.
Hahahahahahahaha!
5 days and counting...
Ita with you ❤️ he's an asshole 🙄
... Two weeks
I'm guessing heroin, brain worms, adultery aren't on the list
Is the cause knoshing on road kill?
Hitler exterminated those who the Nazis deemed "mentally ill". Apparently, the fascist dipsticks of MAGA feel the same about autism.
In the last 20 yrs, doctors/researchers discovered that virtually all health conditions boil down to lack of metabolic health. Many discovered this when their patients began eating Keto to lose weight then health problems resolved. Effects gut-brain connection. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
It's going to vaccines, or fluoride, or anything not wrapped in hemp and blessed by a mystical shaman.
or something found dead on the side of the road fit for nibbling on
They fired a researcher looking at causes.
Oh another “2 week BS STORY” !
Lemme guess. Vaccines and the lack of carcenogenic forever chemicals in drinking water. And woke, somehow.
Wow. I can't believe peer-reviewed science has finally solved autism. The most surprising thing about all this is that Trump still hasn't released the Epstein files. 😉
Whatever it is it's going to be some stupid fucking bullshit. It's going to say the vaccines cause it or something which was already debunked. I am 100% going to be right.
More debunked nonsense.
In two weekshow many times have we heard that phrase.
I can’t wait until he claims that most female issues are caused by a wandering uterus…
Gee, I can’t wait 🙄
It's a fall special, like Charlie Brown.
BS. He wouldn't know shit about anything.
They’re gonna say that immigrants cause autism.
Ha ha, yes, except not the Afrikaners
Oh. Should I tell my South African friend she has to stop being autistic now?
But September of what year?
In two weeks, all will be revealed 🙄
These people and their never ending cliffhanger…smh
Probably best to get rid of us early. Snow would still hold Panam without Beetee in the games.
He must be writing a book.
This dude is still back in 2013 trying to use a debunked article to connect autism to vaccines cuz Jenny McCarthy said so. Sad.
it's gonna be vaccines. they're just waiting a bit to say it so it looks like they are actually "investigating"
It'll be the same conspiracy shit debunked ages ago... vaccines. He's one note.
I can hardly wait for his selection of what supplements will reverse it.
Slow walk it like trump's pandemic response in 2020 when he allowed 700,000 Americans to be killed during his presidency. In the meantime I feel bad for those at risk of developing the disease.
Also we already know what he's going to say because he telegraphed what he was motivated to conclude before he even made plans.
Epsteined again. Never forget.
I’m autistic and I have 2 autistic kids. For them, I’m the cause of autism.
That tracks with DJT always saying things are happening in about two weeks.
Maga is scientifically proven to only be able to retain a thought for two weeks max
The press seem to struggle with it, too.
True!
Two weeks..
So full of shite he rivals trump! It spews out of his mouth like it comes out of his arse as well!!! “Don’t wait until freedom is gone to regret its loss. Freedom isn’t god-given; it is FOUGHT for by the people.”
And eugenics in 3...2...1...
Yeah, this feels like a prelude to Aktion T4 2.0, and I am not looking forward to it.
I am genuinely terrified of what they're going to try and do to us after they announce they've found the cause (and presumably a cure)...
Agreed. 🗽🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻
I wonder what stupid/scary/damaging thing is happening on Monday they want to try to muffle.
Happy Birthday
Yup, it’s been vaccines all along, right? 🤪
Can pretty bet it’ll be specious data
*Thank You*
They’ve got a week to figure it out.
EXACTLY. SOB RFK, Jr. has blood on his hands. That's not hyperbole. I hope the ENTIRE medial community, the AMA, science foundations, etc., STRONGLY push back. Perhaps a big press conference to refute the b.s., numerous people on any podcast, show, etc. (yes, Fox, too). FFS!
How will he do that when he doesn't believe in medical science and seems to have a low IQ?
Brainworm thinks he knows better than all the scientists in the world. You'd really have to be incredibly stupid to be that bold.
Based upon sound conspiracy and professional opinion.
Why your microwave may be killing you. Tonight at 11.
What is his gd obsession with autism??? He ruined his brain and voice with heroine. He might want to sponsor serious mental health issues like his.
That. Is not. How science. Works. It’s propaganda
Witches. Autism causes newts and witches. Film at 11.
In two weeks?
Then, when September passes with no such announcement, it will be coming in "two weeks" for eternity.
And pigs will fly over New York city the last day of August in celebration of the autism reveal in September. Thanks RFK for the anticipation! 🐷
In two weeks. During infrastructure week. Here we go again.
I'm sure the fucking junkie knows what's best.
What he's telegraphing here is that they're going to ban a bunch of vaccines in September.
Haha, awful time for me to be an educator who covers autism and for more of my family members to get diagnosed… 😰
Is this like the Epstein files?
Autism Origin Story (feat. RFK jr's brainworn) dropping in Sept. Be sure to like and subscribe
We already know where Autistic kids come from …
Oh my fucking god LMAOOO
Correct
this makes me giggle every time 😁😂
I don't think I'll take medical advice from a 14 year heroin user who eats roadkill and swims in shit with no medical degree what so ever.
As a mother to an autistic boy, I want to smack this asshole across the face. Just saying.
It was a round table with 🍊. This is almost an exact quote. Jr kept getting asked what he was "going to do about the autism" and that was his response. It was very much like a toxic business meeting where everyone just said what the boss wanted to hear. It was highly disturbing.
Like I'm going to trust a rekovering smack addikt about the kauses of Autism
We already know he's going to say vaccines, this is just part of the 💩 show.
Always trying to make the regime a reality TV show! Stay tuned for the next cliffhanger we are looking to drop so you forget about grocery prices as the kids are back in school. And EPSTEIN, martial law, concentration camps, unlawful arrests w/ sick unnecessary force, power grabs, gerrymandering …
Anti-vaxxer bullshit.
Which circle of hell are we in now? Is it the one where we all die of measles and relearn why they used to call tetanus "lockjaw"? Pretty sure it's that one.
being exposed to wormbrain kennedy actually makes mental health worse, this means that if he wants to cure autism and mental illness in the US he should use the lowtax method, its super simple and effective [for legal reasons, i must disclose that this is an internet joke that has no intentions]
Stay tuned! Same bat(shit) time! Same bat(shit) channel!
So we have a week or so to place our bets about which conspiracy theories will be in the top five slots of his announcement. Great!
Hmmm… let me guess? Is he going to tell us it’s vaccines‽
That one will be neck and neck with what's in our tap water. For good measure, he might advise that everyone stop using antibiotics. And condoms.
Eat more vegetables, amiright‽
Good news, he's probably building health and wellness farms for us all to report to.
He hate us because we can’t be programmed like the rest of you are. #autism ✊
He is an evil mf
Is this at the same time the decision regarding next steps against Russia will occur! Wow, it’s going to be BUSY - probably too busy to release the rest of the Epstein documents…
Darmok, at the graph of left-handedness.
Mendel with his peas. THERE ARE SIX PEAS.
I’ll bet it has something to do with vaccines. Wonder if Jenny McCarthy will be on stage when these bozos make their announcement.
Autism is awesome, if there was something that automatically gave you autism then everyone should want to take it.
Not really. It is a Nightmare Living in a society that doesn’t accomodate us. We are like outcasts.
I agree that the way society treats us is awful, but autism itself is like a super power. I assume jealousy plays some role in why they mistreat us, but I can’t claim to understand why neurotypicals behave the way they do.
Because they have been conditiond by society. That’s the reason some hate us because we can’t be programmed ✊
Exactly
They'll say it's the MMR vaccine even though that was debunked years back.
So he will be revealing a bunch of lies and nonsense. Got it!
I bet $50 he will say they have found definitive proof that vaccines cause autism which is why he and the dotardians are going to stop the production of Covid boosters. For the sake of national defense and growth of the economy also too.
Upcoming entrepreneurial opportunity for vaccine tourism business. Do you want to get yours in Mexico? Canada? France?
again.
Also, the hill is bullshit.
The conclusion was ready to go back in January when they announced this, but apparently the supporting bullshit takes a while to bake.
We've known the causes of autism for many years. Vaccines aren't one RFK, though no doubt you'll lie that they are.
I hate those stories where you have to keep clicking next page but there is never really anything. We already know RFK is dumber than a rock.
not to spoil it but the answer is going to be vaccines and the thing he's going to recommend to about it is poison and kill autistic kids www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna9074208
His recommendation will inevitably kill children (autistic or not) by denouncing vaccines... There are those who truly believe his profound ignorance.
chemical castration is also a fave of the Geier set, so who’s to say
The only things I need dropping before summer are him and Trump
Just in case we still demand the Epstein files!
Imagine that!! All we needed was heroin addict RFK Jr. to get to the root cause of autism. He is an insult to every single scientist and physician and many more professionals.
rfk jr is a joke
I'm willing to bet they found a paper by Andrew Wakefield.
He's going to blame vaccines.
I think the LGBTQ class in my daughter’s middle school caused her autism.
No, you're right. But he himself is a piece of droppings. A huge pile of droppings. Would that be a valid result in your opinion?
He will probably suggest buying his line of supplements as a cure or some type of shill
Bobby is nuts. It’s not a requirement for this administration, but it helps. 🤪
What if it turned out to be petroleum products. Ha!
So all these scientists for years haven’t come up with a cause for autism, but cherry-picking non-scientist non-medical RFKJr will have it settled next month.
inmates running the asylum
Release the Epstein Files
They'll have this sorted in two weeks
Pretty sure September is when a lot of the concentration camps get finished.
In a scientific journal?
He needs to out the way his father did… fucking fool
Can’t WAIT… jk! I’m pretty sure there will be nothing new and nothing useful!
It’s just gonna be vaccines and social security
It's gonna be some shit like "your parents didn't love you enough" or "your father's sperm was too old"
Retroactive birth control of RFK.
NOPE
Fact: Vaccines do not cause autism.
The allure of finding the deep lore is so consuming with these people. They are the best advertisement for free college. It's like: just fucking enroll in a course already or buy a textbook off Amazon and stop being yanked along by the latest alchemist claiming he's got the philosopher's stone.
"Actual scientists have been studying this for decades, but we figure we can crack it in a month."
Fox News, OAN, Newsmax, hate radio, the NY Post, all tabloids, magats, and high fructose corn syrup.
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Let’s guess which one of the Four Humors it is! I’m going with Phlegm
Autism actually arises from a number of factors (star sign, witches, defect of the mini-homunculus in sperm, etc.)
😂 this explains so much!
It’s gotta be bile for sure
I seem to have a surplus of it myself these days.
The incompetent deranged person in charge of health is going to harm billions of people in this country because Trump wants the destroy what the US was, and make it in his own image, and does not give a damn about the people. Period.
Sorry, gotta drop a moment of pedantry into this thread. There are only about 340 million people in the US. There are between 8 & 9 billion people in the whole wide world. He's going to harm thousands, possibly tens or hundreds of thousands. Conceivably millions. But not billions.
I exaggerated so ty for the facts ❤️
this guy should get the guillotine asap
every time I hear RFK Jr talking health policies, it just sounds like he is obsessed with genocide, it's quite scary
It was on Pam Bondi's desk under the Epstein files.
Leave it to The sHill to pimp for the druggie with the brain worms. How fitting
This administration is one embarrassment after another. Clown show.
Until September, keeping doing whatever causes autism. Cause you know, we want to build up hype around our announcement.
THIS!!! ☝🏻
Green vegetables! Green vegetables cause autism and cancer and all kinds of diseases. We should only be eating highly processed food void of nutrients. Gotta keep us sick and stupid to appease the billionaire bottom line. That’s what’s coming.
The Hill is a tabloid rag for the MAGATS
it's me. i'm the cause of autism. my bad :(
Son of a bitch! so much for that million dollar idea. maybe a T-shirt that says Nirvana.
The single came out 45 years ago m.youtube.com/watch?v=LXcD...
Delay delay ….. delay some more!!
Two weeks…
Oh let me guess… is it…. Vaccines?!?!
What utter garbage
Oh, hey, that’s in two weeks…
Reveal why your testicles have retracted
Hell, I’m autistic enough to not be able to tell when some of these are sarcasm so I think I’ll just mute this thread and go away now
Autistic people will be targeted in the purge
Sorry to everyone with a newborn. You have to wait until September to find out the causes of autism.
He's just pissed he can't blame it on the Covid vaccine
He might try. That and COVID masks.
My autism visibly intensified when I was wearing masks during covid So I wore them more
Same!! My face became 100% more expressive the moment I put on a mask.
Don't forget the G4+ antennas🤣 Probably wifi too🙄 Because you know... They have been around long enough to be a main reason😮💨
There were no wifi towers before 1986. Please explain how every autistic person over 40 managed to be descended from autistic people between 70-95 who are descended from autistic people from Russia. Did they have wifi towers in the 1890s?
You misunderstand. I was being sarcastic... Hence the emojis. My point is exactly that he will make similar claims with absolutely no reality behind it😉
Well, I didn’t know there was a sarcasm emoji and I literally just posted am autistic enough to not be able to tell when a lot of these are sarcasm which means it’s either really really good sarcasm or really really really really really bad sarcasm ps the symbol for sarcasm is /s.
Well. I'm sorry for not being clear enough aboit the sarcasm. And thank you fpr reminding me. I genuinly did not remember that /s is used for sarcasm. Emojis have been around for so long that it had slipped my mind.
He's going to blame it on other vaccines, tho. He wants to get rid of all of them.
They might add a throwback to blaming mothers for “not loving their children enough.” Google refrigerator mother theory 🤬 If only us peksy ladies didn’t work outside the home so much.
Well I mean, nobody will have autism if they are all dead from preventable illness so guess he’s right there? Maybe?
I'm 65, I almost died from the measles when I was 5. I spent 2 weeks in the hospital with double pneumonia. It left permanent damage to my left lung. Only an idiot would refuse to vaccinate their child from measles or anything else.
Yes. He wrote an infamous article all about it back in 2005. Same Kennedy shit head, different decade.
If vaccines were 100% & everyone could get them (some ppl legit can not) I really wouldn’t care if every magat opted not to vax. “Let them get sick” would be the new “Let them eat cake”.
the people that cannot get them are protected by ensuring that everyone who _can_ get them gets them, so that less people are contagious carriers at any given time. letting anyone go without vaccinations, even evil people, still puts those who can't get vaccinations at higher risk. & evil wins.
Which is why I specifically stated IF, & “If vaccines were 100% & everyone could get them (some ppl legit can not) I really wouldn’t care if every magat opted not to vax”. My tweet COVERS what you just restated. 👍🏻
the problem with that idea is the children don't get a choice.
Knew someone would could back with that and honestly, I don’t feel that way. If I were in office, I’m not, it would be my job to protect the children of the ignorant and I would, but like I said, I’m not.
garbage ✨
I thought he was getting rid of the Covid vaccine in September?
What does that have to do with autism?
Nothing, other than him taking away the Covid vaccine and announcing the supposed cause of autism in the same month
I mean, "Causes of Autism" would go pretty hard as an EP title
This song causes autism
It just goes on and on, my friends
now I have sugar cane playing in my mind.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
X-Men (2000) but it's me and my neurodivergent buds blasting this song on all the airwaves to turn all the world's leaders autistic.
One of the best Midwest emo albums of the early 2010s