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The Tabourie Witch

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🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈 📖 🥃 🧙‍♀️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Book lover, whisky drinker, kitchen witch, Celtic pagan, bad Gàidhlig speaker, consumer of science and history information, healthcare worker, moon gazer, salt water seeker, friend of ravens 🍃 🌒 🌊 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that…stridor? The head of health in America is sitting there demonstrating stridor? Is that also from vaccines?

5/9/2025, 11:24:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😔

5/9/2025, 10:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do love a good old fashioned public execution

5/9/2025, 10:41:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh you’d fit right in to our cousin cook ups. Classic overfeeders!

4/9/2025, 9:16:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Physicians for a Healthy Democracy (@physiciandemocracy.medsky.social) reposted

In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5. Today it’s 0.7%. Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why. Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.
4/9/2025, 12:07:40 AM | 20127 6998 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure Jacinta and Mel will make up for the lack of greens tonight

4/9/2025, 6:37:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Polarising. However, Jacinta and her cousin shouldn’t complain about how gross putting a plate of it in from of someone who doesn’t eat meat is. Not the first meat dish she’s been served, and I assume the menus for these cooks would have been set before everyone discovered she isn’t a meat eater 🤷‍♀️

4/9/2025, 5:39:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Must be a form of Irish intimidation 😂

3/9/2025, 10:37:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not a sweets person, but that cake looks yummy

3/9/2025, 5:16:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m finally catching up. I’d like to have some of yiayia’s recipes, homely Greek food 🤤

3/9/2025, 5:10:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤤

3/9/2025, 4:58:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Australia the kits come with a “poo hammock” to sit in the bowl 😂

2/9/2025, 9:55:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yaaaaay we love screening programs that can lead to early detection! 👏

2/9/2025, 9:53:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, that interviewer is great. “Oh that isn’t what you said? We have proof it is”

2/9/2025, 8:44:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

That solo ❤️

2/9/2025, 4:14:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. My daughter has autism and she can listen to any Queen song and then play you the Brian May guitar solo after about 20 minutes of tinkering to figure it out. She is incredible

2/9/2025, 1:45:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, chunky meat is ok. Minced meat can get stuck in their beaks and decay

1/9/2025, 9:36:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he put up a post saying, basically, “I was quicker, be careful what you say about me online because it’s all being monitored for legal action”

1/9/2025, 9:28:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop itttttt 😍

1/9/2025, 11:50:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m surprised that so many contestants are surprised about lychee with the curry? It’s very Thai to have fruit in their dishes

1/9/2025, 10:50:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love how Colin is just spooning food in to his mouth as he watches the drama unfold 😂

1/9/2025, 10:47:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Tsukiji markets were incredible!

1/9/2025, 10:45:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahaah yessss

1/9/2025, 10:44:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaaand he’s already pegged as this season’s complete f-ing arsehat Meanwhile I am loving the vibe of the two lads cooking tonight

1/9/2025, 10:44:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha yeah there is that issue

1/9/2025, 9:16:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)

Wattle Day! 💚💛

1/9/2025, 8:17:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:06:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree, as an Aussie

29/8/2025, 10:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

The amount of times I’ve stood at that tomb. Thank you to your dad

29/8/2025, 10:30:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

One mass shooting here and the government went “ok, enough of this, strict gun laws”, and Aussies handed in thousands of weapons. Would that work there?

28/8/2025, 9:27:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, they laughed us off the battlefield

28/8/2025, 9:23:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I continue to love dinosaurs!!! ❤️ 🦖

28/8/2025, 6:49:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)

Thank you, Mitch. As you said, helping even one queer kid feel seen is worth it

28/8/2025, 12:40:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally! Good on you, Mitch. Hopefully this begins to shift things in the AFL, woefully lagging behind most other sports

28/8/2025, 12:39:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

My brother is a police officer, I couldn’t agree with you more. Devastated for the families and colleagues of those killed 😔

26/8/2025, 9:18:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Greenhouse (@theghraiders.bsky.social) reposted

IT'S A GOLDEN POINT MIRACLE! ETHAN STRANGE AND KAEO WEEKES! WOW! #NRLPanthersRaiders FT: Canberra Raiders 20 defeated Penrith Panthers 16. All the post match coverage: ow.ly/cXIa50WK8eJ #NRL #WeAreRaiders

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22/8/2025, 10:05:01 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

We can live in hope

18/8/2025, 9:44:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a movie. I will have to watch it again after work

18/8/2025, 12:49:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

USA can have Pete as well if they’d like 😂

17/8/2025, 11:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a “health” grifter here in Australia. Says things like we shouldn’t be using sunscreen.

17/8/2025, 10:46:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think the people buying it are using it for bath milk either. We have the Pete Evans factor here

17/8/2025, 10:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Rest in peace sir, you will always be Bernadette to me

17/8/2025, 9:52:56 PM | 84 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

😔 he was in my favourite Aussie movie ever, Priscilla Rest in peace sir

17/8/2025, 9:43:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

I think (and could be wrong) it is only sold as a beauty product in Aus? Like I’ve seen it labelled as bath milk 🤷‍♀️

17/8/2025, 9:41:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Put that bloke in at first slip

17/8/2025, 9:32:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

She is amazing, love her

16/8/2025, 9:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Just need to grow up watching AFL. Learn your 6x table so fast 😂

16/8/2025, 9:32:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

You know how nursing homes have a smell? I bet it smells like nursing homes

16/8/2025, 7:44:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the same in the semi when Andy questioned the simplicity of Callum’s dish, but Laura served up a bit of steak and mash… don’t remember him ever questioning her like he did the other contestants but I could be wrong

12/8/2025, 10:00:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s me done then, bye bye MasterChef

12/8/2025, 11:35:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭

12/8/2025, 11:34:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who won?! I’m at work!

12/8/2025, 11:30:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree

12/8/2025, 12:53:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly I think they have been setting up this season for Laura to win so the only way I will be shocked is if it isn’t her. I would like it to be Callum, I think the way he conducts himself is lovely

12/8/2025, 12:52:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad you’re ok!

12/8/2025, 12:50:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I recognise that beach!

10/8/2025, 10:48:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am working lates Monday and Tuesday. I have planned this poorly 😭

10/8/2025, 10:34:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yeah blood is delicious, Scotland isn’t wrong! #bloodpudding

10/8/2025, 9:34:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Sticky rice ❤️❤️❤️ my stepmum’s is so delicious. In other news, Laura as a judge would be unwatchable for me

10/8/2025, 9:26:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

She is a wonderful scientist

10/8/2025, 7:05:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha yeah I remember my first Adrienne beginners lesson. Keep at it though, 4 years on and feeling bendier and stronger than ever

8/8/2025, 10:27:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well she’d definitely be right up there in terms of people with impeccable morals and a solid understanding of right v wrong 🙄

7/8/2025, 2:21:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damp toilet paper

7/8/2025, 1:58:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah this concerns me. Not only because it will impact the price I pay for my asthma preventer medication, but because I know for a fact that patients will begin to stop taking medications because they will no longer be able to afford them. I really hope our PBS remains intact

6/8/2025, 11:19:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elite Jon Swan usage

6/8/2025, 10:39:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bloody love tofu. My stepmum cooks such yummy dishes with it

6/8/2025, 7:18:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank goodness, glad he got the advantage

6/8/2025, 7:17:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad 😔

4/8/2025, 10:07:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yes

4/8/2025, 1:05:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny how they can hate and expect no pushback, but others can’t

3/8/2025, 8:16:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it was -0.6° here when I woke up 👎

3/8/2025, 2:03:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have this gene

3/8/2025, 1:55:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nipsicles

3/8/2025, 1:55:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loooove caprese salad

2/8/2025, 7:31:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bye Ben 😭

29/7/2025, 10:41:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh probably

29/7/2025, 10:26:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks so bloody good

29/7/2025, 10:19:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I’m worried for Ben 😢

29/7/2025, 10:17:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do citrus and smoky flavours go together? I mean I’m not a massive smoky flavour fan anyway

29/7/2025, 10:13:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely want him to get through

29/7/2025, 10:06:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never heard of it! Intrigued

29/7/2025, 9:46:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah some of those creations are wild

29/7/2025, 9:38:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seconded

29/7/2025, 9:37:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good job, bagpipes! ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

29/7/2025, 7:55:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yummmm

29/7/2025, 7:44:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, Sophia, turnips are great! Laura is not the first person to cook them well #scotland

28/7/2025, 10:31:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it has been predestined

28/7/2025, 10:28:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s like listening to media coverage about the Cats 🥱 😴

28/7/2025, 10:02:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m actually glad I didn’t watch this live. I would not have survived the stress of it ❤️🤍🖤

28/7/2025, 8:18:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing! Healthy and happy, absolute goals

27/7/2025, 9:10:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daaaaang Julie Goodwin, you got a licence for those guns? #MasterChefAu

27/7/2025, 9:03:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agus glè èibhinn!

26/7/2025, 1:18:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@cosmicrami.com) reposted

Drag queen? ❌ Transgender? ❌ White? ✅ Cishet? ✅ Religious-type? ✅ Conservative/Republican? ✅ They keep telling the world that it’s the queer or Trans+ communities that are coming for your children — yet, the majority of data points to the above demographics being the offenders. 🤷🏼‍♂️

25/7/2025, 11:17:08 PM | 39 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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if we all start watching south park we will change the world

24/7/2025, 6:28:01 PM | 3066 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

South Park, you in trouble girl

24/7/2025, 2:47:42 PM | 171 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 10:41:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on Deeps

23/7/2025, 10:36:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too

23/7/2025, 10:28:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A green ant dessert, where have I seen that before…

23/7/2025, 9:47:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah we were overdue for a tear jerker

23/7/2025, 9:38:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view