The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that…stridor? The head of health in America is sitting there demonstrating stridor? Is that also from vaccines?
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Is that…stridor? The head of health in America is sitting there demonstrating stridor? Is that also from vaccines?
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
😔
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I do love a good old fashioned public execution
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you’d fit right in to our cousin cook ups. Classic overfeeders!
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure Jacinta and Mel will make up for the lack of greens tonight
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Polarising. However, Jacinta and her cousin shouldn’t complain about how gross putting a plate of it in from of someone who doesn’t eat meat is. Not the first meat dish she’s been served, and I assume the menus for these cooks would have been set before everyone discovered she isn’t a meat eater 🤷♀️
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be a form of Irish intimidation 😂
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not a sweets person, but that cake looks yummy
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m finally catching up. I’d like to have some of yiayia’s recipes, homely Greek food 🤤
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
🤤
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
In Australia the kits come with a “poo hammock” to sit in the bowl 😂
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yaaaaay we love screening programs that can lead to early detection! 👏
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that interviewer is great. “Oh that isn’t what you said? We have proof it is”
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
That solo ❤️
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. My daughter has autism and she can listen to any Queen song and then play you the Brian May guitar solo after about 20 minutes of tinkering to figure it out. She is incredible
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
No, chunky meat is ok. Minced meat can get stuck in their beaks and decay
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
And he put up a post saying, basically, “I was quicker, be careful what you say about me online because it’s all being monitored for legal action”
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop itttttt 😍
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m surprised that so many contestants are surprised about lychee with the curry? It’s very Thai to have fruit in their dishes
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how Colin is just spooning food in to his mouth as he watches the drama unfold 😂
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Tsukiji markets were incredible!
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahaah yessss
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaaaand he’s already pegged as this season’s complete f-ing arsehat Meanwhile I am loving the vibe of the two lads cooking tonight
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha yeah there is that issue
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)
Wattle Day! 💚💛
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree, as an Aussie
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of times I’ve stood at that tomb. Thank you to your dad
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
One mass shooting here and the government went “ok, enough of this, strict gun laws”, and Aussies handed in thousands of weapons. Would that work there?
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, they laughed us off the battlefield
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I continue to love dinosaurs!!! ❤️ 🦖
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)
Thank you, Mitch. As you said, helping even one queer kid feel seen is worth it
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally! Good on you, Mitch. Hopefully this begins to shift things in the AFL, woefully lagging behind most other sports
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
My brother is a police officer, I couldn’t agree with you more. Devastated for the families and colleagues of those killed 😔
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The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
We can live in hope
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
What a movie. I will have to watch it again after work
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
USA can have Pete as well if they’d like 😂
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a “health” grifter here in Australia. Says things like we shouldn’t be using sunscreen.
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think the people buying it are using it for bath milk either. We have the Pete Evans factor here
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Rest in peace sir, you will always be Bernadette to me
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
😔 he was in my favourite Aussie movie ever, Priscilla Rest in peace sir
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I think (and could be wrong) it is only sold as a beauty product in Aus? Like I’ve seen it labelled as bath milk 🤷♀️
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Put that bloke in at first slip
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
She is amazing, love her
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Just need to grow up watching AFL. Learn your 6x table so fast 😂
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
You know how nursing homes have a smell? I bet it smells like nursing homes
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the same in the semi when Andy questioned the simplicity of Callum’s dish, but Laura served up a bit of steak and mash… don’t remember him ever questioning her like he did the other contestants but I could be wrong
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that’s me done then, bye bye MasterChef
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
😭
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Who won?! I’m at work!
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly I think they have been setting up this season for Laura to win so the only way I will be shocked is if it isn’t her. I would like it to be Callum, I think the way he conducts himself is lovely
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad you’re ok!
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I recognise that beach!
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I am working lates Monday and Tuesday. I have planned this poorly 😭
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Well yeah blood is delicious, Scotland isn’t wrong! #bloodpudding
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Sticky rice ❤️❤️❤️ my stepmum’s is so delicious. In other news, Laura as a judge would be unwatchable for me
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
She is a wonderful scientist
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha yeah I remember my first Adrienne beginners lesson. Keep at it though, 4 years on and feeling bendier and stronger than ever
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Well she’d definitely be right up there in terms of people with impeccable morals and a solid understanding of right v wrong 🙄
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Damp toilet paper
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah this concerns me. Not only because it will impact the price I pay for my asthma preventer medication, but because I know for a fact that patients will begin to stop taking medications because they will no longer be able to afford them. I really hope our PBS remains intact
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Elite Jon Swan usage
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Bloody love tofu. My stepmum cooks such yummy dishes with it
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness, glad he got the advantage
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad 😔
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yes
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how they can hate and expect no pushback, but others can’t
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it was -0.6° here when I woke up 👎
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)
I have this gene
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Nipsicles
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Loooove caprese salad
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Bye Ben 😭
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh probably
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks so bloody good
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I’m worried for Ben 😢
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Do citrus and smoky flavours go together? I mean I’m not a massive smoky flavour fan anyway
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely want him to get through
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never heard of it! Intrigued
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah some of those creations are wild
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Seconded
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Good job, bagpipes! ❤️🏴
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yummmm
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Sophia, turnips are great! Laura is not the first person to cook them well #scotland
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it has been predestined
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like listening to media coverage about the Cats 🥱 😴
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)
I’m actually glad I didn’t watch this live. I would not have survived the stress of it ❤️🤍🖤
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing! Healthy and happy, absolute goals
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social)
Daaaaang Julie Goodwin, you got a licence for those guns? #MasterChefAu
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Agus glè èibhinn!
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Drag queen? ❌ Transgender? ❌ White? ✅ Cishet? ✅ Religious-type? ✅ Conservative/Republican? ✅ They keep telling the world that it’s the queer or Trans+ communities that are coming for your children — yet, the majority of data points to the above demographics being the offenders. 🤷🏼♂️
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if we all start watching south park we will change the world
Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted
South Park, you in trouble girl
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Come on Deeps
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
A green ant dessert, where have I seen that before…
The Tabourie Witch (@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah we were overdue for a tear jerker