Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
Imagine ordering 8 fighter jets to scream over Epstein survivors so they couldn’t be heard — and then asking the public to believe you’re innocent.
Long live the Sandwich Revolution. #1of5
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Imagine ordering 8 fighter jets to scream over Epstein survivors so they couldn’t be heard — and then asking the public to believe you’re innocent.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
The New York Post in a nutshell. Talking about a “pro-Hamas hatefest” and posting a picture of people protesting starvation.
Vox (@vox.com) reposted
Exclusive: RFK Jr. and the White House buried a major study on alcohol and cancer. Here’s what it shows. www.vox.com/health/46008...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Rand Paul impersonates a broken clock.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Shitty job numbers from ADP. I wonder who the idiot will try to fire this time. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/03/s...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
It would be hilarious if SCOTUS simply denied cert on the tariff case.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
If we had one real journalist left, they’d ask him in his next press conference whether these women are wrong. apple.news/AhOOj64u5R6u...
Adam Isacson (@adamisacson.com) reposted
Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed. There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea. Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
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The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
So our military just bombed a boat in international waters and extrajudicially killed suspected drug traffickers without so much as a conversation, let alone a trial? Then posted it on social media? And we’re all supposed to just trust their account?
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
The President saying “we’re going in” — about deploying the military to an American city just to terrorize its people — should be immediately impeachable. Full stop.
Jen Rubin (@jenrubin.bsky.social) reposted
Ds should insist on a floor vote in both houses with no D assistance, on Rs’ CR. When it fails, voter'll know who to blame if the govt shuts down. That should also help focus everyone: What do Ds want in exchange for bailing out Rs’ from their utter incompetence? open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Talking about himself or a friend? apple.news/ATZebilzxT-G...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Military lawyers have little, if any, experience with immigration law. At best, they MIGHT have taken a class in law school, but that’s a long shot.
Sarah Longwell (@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social) reposted
SPOTTED: Mobile billboards driving around D.C. demanding federal agents take their masks off — because public servants should face the public. Go follow @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social!
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
One would like to believe that the framers would have seen a president illegally sending troops to occupy a city would constitute an impeachable offense, but who can really say?? 🤬 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
😒 apple.news/AfnnIGfNURxW...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
There's insane. There's batshit insane. And then there is whatever the hell this is. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/01/g...
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
This is the kind of thing that should end a company and result in criminal charges for leadership
ffrf.org (@ffrf.org) reposted
Homeland Security should cease without praying. We don’t need government agencies quoting scripture — we need them to do their jobs with reason and evidence, not religion.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, it should. However, that would require an effective mainstream media in America — which we don’t currently have.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
As a Naval Academy graduate, I can say with some certainty that Navy personnel, as a general rule, do not like to march. This might be hilarious.
Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! (@malena.bsky.social) reposted
Tulsi Gabbard released the names of CIA OPERATIVES! “It could potentially put CIA cover procedures at risk. It could put relations with foreign governments at risk.” The Predator in Chief picks all the best people...right? Not! www.thedailybeast.com/intelligence...
Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted
Good. I have questions and the American people deserve answers.
Sloan Ashton (@ashton7sloan.bsky.social) reposted
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Wait, WHAT??? They’re HONORING that f***ing traitor?!?
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Curious what the reasoning for this could possibly be. My first thought it that it was a Putin request
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Woke up at 3:53 and realized I wouldn’t get back to sleep. So I went downstairs and did my cardio and abs. Now I’m showered and dressed, relaxing with coffee, and I don’t even need to leave for work for another two hours. Sweet.
Wonkette (@wonkettemedia.bsky.social) reposted
US Attorney Boxwine Bad At Indicting Ham Sandwiches www.wonkette.com/p/us-attorne... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
New York City. Only the strong survive. Or at least the ones whose feelings aren’t easily hurt.
Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted
Trump’s dark agenda?
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
"The oft-mentioned tyranny being opposed by gun owners is really just the sense that the wrong people are encroaching on the privileges and prerogatives of whiteness." From 2020:
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
We hurt his fee-fees. 🤣
Pete Quily (@pqpolitics.bsky.social) reposted
"Your grandmother was wrong. So was your kindergarten teacher. Turns out, when faced with a bully, ignoring them and 'taking the high road' isn’t just ineffective; it’s psychologically counterproductive. Governor Gavin Newsom figured this out. www.facebook.com/sherry.johns...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
Gil Greening (@gilgreen.bsky.social) reposted
Those Reform nutjobs reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
A competent prosecutor could have indicted THE SANDWICH. 🤣
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
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Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
*white trad wives *white babies We all know that's what they mean. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Real men embrace the testosterone surplus that leads to baldness.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Witchcraft. Burn him.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
open.substack.com/pub/reallyam...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Loyalty oaths.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
This guy is utterly irredeemable. apple.news/AoTHC6oQ-STy...
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
I find it interesting how the press rationalizes Trump's drive towards corporatism as a "revision of capitalism": www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/b...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
SCOTUS is going to say something like, “It’s not martial law unless the President issues a statement that contains the words: ‘I am declaring martial law.’” apple.news/A-ejebrAVRYq...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
I could out-bench both of them. Does that mean I should be mayor? I’ve also earned a law degree; I am a military veteran, and I’ve never once had an aide pass a bribe to a reporter in a bag of potato chips. Sounds like I’d be a contender, no? apple.news/AS717-GCGSWW...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
It sounds like Rupert is giving up on the mayor’s race and trying to focus on the mitigation of “damage”. Who knew that conservatives believed in checks and balances? apple.news/AZGfBc_oLQsG...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
“Second Amendment solutions” Did I get that right?
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Got my 3.1 miles this morning. Best start to a Monday this month. 🏃
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Hey, @thehill.com, did this get a retraction yet?
The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted
The Republican’s Messiah could (and probably will) impose Martial Law, but it won’t change the fact that Donald Trump and his friends raped children for decades and the FBI, DOJ, and USAG are covering it up.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
It’s hilarious to me that the WSJ now wants to talk about feelings, not facts. apple.news/ABZ_yfUplRdy...
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
I salute the people who follow their dreams later in life. They are an inspiration. Rest well, sir. 🫡
The Fifth Dentist (@fifthdentist.bsky.social) reposted
I like what Newsom is doing. I like what Pritzker is doing. I like what Mamdani is doing. We need all hands on deck NOW. We can worry about the presidential race LATER. Once we secure its relevance.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Seeing the Little Englanders getting all up in arms about this is interesting. “Heritage, not hate,” and all that jazz. On an unrelated topic, is it still illegal to display the tricolor in Northern Ireland? apple.news/AvaNOP0s1RSy...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
I placed three bets on Navy to meet various goals this year. If only the least of the three comes through, I’ll have won back nearly all of the cash I’ve laid out. If they all come through, my next vacation is paid for. I’m not much of a gambler normally, but Navy looks strong this year. ⚓️
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Crime-ing in plain sight, as per usual. LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
After the war, the people who’d worked at the concentration camps were hunted by their victims for the rest of their lives. They lived in fear of a knock on the door that might be Interpol, Mossad, reporters, or some avenging angel who didn’t care about giving them their day in court. 🤨
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Banana republic shit right here.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh… now it makes sense.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
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Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Some of the worst people in the world call themselves Christians. apple.news/AC-Q-TYGcRjO...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
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Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously? This is what these people get their knickers in a twist over?
Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING NYT: The FBI confirmed agents early Friday were searching the Maryland home of John Bolton, Trump's former national security adviser. Bolton is now a frequent critic of the president. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
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Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you throw in Hormel ruining Dinty Moore?
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
😢
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember an HBO movie about Churchill, where Clementine is talking about Winston’s idealized vision of England with Jock Colville. Colville smiles, calls it “his (Winston’s) Camelot… But what if that England never really existed?” It always struck me as such as sad question to have to ask.
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Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
So close…
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone bookmark this article for when this guy dies before 40.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
At least one paper still does. Might be worth a subscription.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Sucker.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Per the old lawyer joke, a competent prosecutor could get the grand jury to indict THE SANDWICH.
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The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted
The GOP is causing all of this chaos just so everyone will stop talking about the Epstein files. Never stop asking where the files are and why they're covering it up.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Ossoff: "Democrats need to strike back. We have no time or luxury for high-minded hesitation, because Trump and MAGA are going to do everything within their power to hold on and to lock in one party rule in America. That's the reality that we face."
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
I know it’s all the rage to love South Park now, but remember that these assholes learned from Cartman: “Hippies…they’re everywhere… they say they want to safe the earth but they just smoke pot and smell bad… hippies… NO!!!” www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever finds out where he’s buried, remember to share. 💩 🪦
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
I can’t be the only person who thinks it would be cool to just sit on that hill with a Mk 19 and just let it rip into the side of one of these bergs. Right??
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
“I’m a Bad Parent. My Disabled Son is Less Important To Me than My Shitty Values and I Would Rather Hurt Others than Help My Family.”
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Be of good cheer. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
On the subject of homophobic hobgoblins… www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Noice.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
NY’s high court has shown itself to be a little stuffy when it comes to redistricting in the past. “Oh, such considerations are beneath good government, blah blah blah…” I’m hoping they have grown up.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social) reply parent
And he swore to make the world pay for it.
Captain Crowfood (@cryptan.bsky.social)
Step 1: Deny farmers the labor they’ve relied on for decades. Step 2: Get Americans angry over higher food prices. Step 3: Expand the use of convict labor in agriculture to make up for labor shortfall. We all know where this ends, right?? www.rawstory.com/farmers-work...