Good morning Bluesky! It’s 3 am and getting ready for work on this Labor Day. I was wondering…
Good morning Bluesky! It’s 3 am and getting ready for work on this Labor Day. I was wondering…
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Brilliant
Judging by this downswing, bet it wasn’t straight as a pin. I think he hooked it 😁
Thanks for the reminder, all set for 9/4 also
Republicans would lose their minds.🤯
💔💔💔💔💔Rest in peace, Bhola
Some people are just unspeakably cruel 😥
My heart hurts for this poor pup and I can’t stop crying. Hoping you have a name for this precious doggo soon. All my prayers for a full recovery for this sweet baby.
Reality.
Truth!
Release the Epstein Files!
The thoughts coming out of this man, such bullshit!
(NBC News) - President Donald Trump's pick to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics was among the crowd outside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, with the White House saying he was a "bystander" who wandered over after seeing coverage on the news. @ryanjreilly.com www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Didn’t he announce recently there has been zero border crossings? Why do we need to waste more taxpayer dollars on this wall if no one is crossing?
These folks are awesome!
omg I almost choked on my burrito supreme, I was laughing so hard #eatabagofdicks 🤣🤣🤣
The man who had his doctor report that he’s 6’3”, 238 lbs fired the person in charge of reporting labor statistics.
The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?
I tend to be a little more direct with my morning meme so stole this one
Start your morning with two minutes of the testimony of Samuel Garcia, an average American who drove 3 hours to speak truth to power to the Texas legislature. Let’s decide that we are all Samuel Garcia. Get in their faces and make them listen. Mr. Garcia is a great American.
Motherfucking wind farms…
The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…
The Scotts are great at trolling the Orange POS.
“Beach blonde, bad built butch body...” @RepJasmine fires back at @mtgreenee after a jab about eyelashes.
Trump is now rounding up Dreamers- children brought here illegally by their parents, raised as Americans. Most have no connections to their parents home country. We used to agree that it would be cruel & waste of 💰 to deport them. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
🤣
Just 40 days ago, Democratic lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed by an unhinged Trump supporter and the story has basically already vanished from the national consciousness. DO NOT LET IT.
Hey Candace Owens…
Guess who just bought an entire cargo ship of Switch 2’s and billed it to the DoD
Nothing says the 1970’s more than this song from Black Sabbath’s Paranoid album. Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne youtu.be/F01UTYg79KY?...
“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington “I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump “I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
RIP Ozzy 💔
So sad to hear of Ozzy Osbourne passing 💔 #RIPPrinceOfDarkness youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs?...
I’m old enough to remember the last time Coca Cola changed their recipe and it totally flopped #IfItAintBrokeDontFixIt
POTUS = Pedophile of the United States.
#EpsteinFiles
Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?
Some music to listen to while you read his post youtu.be/Y6C_nyZLQR8?...
Missing my hubby a whole lot today, so will try to cheer me up by wishing myself a happy birthday. Happy Birthday to me!! *sigh* didn’t work, still alone and feeling down 😮💨
🎯 🎯 🎯
Remember Your Heritage
I work in a market in California, we are starting to see produce shortages. And not because of not having the product, the crops are ready but there is a labor shortage and not enough laborers to pick!
@thegodpodcast.com did you really?
Names of the states with gas prices under $2/gal, will come from the Pull A Name Out of Your Ass Journal.
This comparison made me chuckle at first, then I thought if Trump has even watched GOT, he’d probably take that as a compliment. 🤷🏽♀️
He’s setting this country up to fail, so he can do one of his “only I can fix it” stunts 😡
trumps a tuff guy! 🙄
The UFW can confirm farm workers were critically injured yesterday during chaotic raids in Ventura County, CA. Other workers, including US citizens, remain unaccounted for. UFW staff is on the ground supporting impacted families. Our full statement below. ⬇️ 1/
Sorry, I’m laughing so hard that all I can think is “Lies, Injustice, and he wouldn’t know the American way if it came up and slapped him in the face.
Truth!
Little Pippilotta who was hit and left on the streets of Thailand but now lives in Ireland. We helped find her a home but my wonderful friend Sybille did all the hard work and 6 months of rehab. An insane recovery.
Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the missing Epstein's files that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
After you eat a hot dog, check this out.
Got this yesterday and immediately deleted it
Obviously, they know nothing of the TDZ (temperature danger zone)
Yes they are!
😡
Or why cats get the zoomies at 5 am?
❤️❤️❤️
I wouldn’t buy that for $1.99, let alone $199
So money DOES grow on trees! 😂🤣
American fashion designer Willy Chavarria starts his show with a performance dedicated to those illegally detained by ICE.
Millie’s one single white whisker gets me every time.
Is it just me or is she taller or as tall as Trump? Or maybe he didn’t wear his lifts?
Rieckhoff: That’s America’s Secretary of Defense. I wish he attacked Vladimir Putin as aggressively as he attacks CNN and others
Says the master of making America look bad…
So basically,
🤣🤣🤣🤣 jeezz take that gavel away from her!
Okay I’ll put in words, what a fucking Neanderthal 😡
BULLSHIT!!
😂😂
Trump stays as far away from intelligence like it’s a deadly virus. He doesn’t have any and doesn’t want to get it.
ICE agents love to fight - so let's send them to Iran to fight!
We are posting this placard at all of our offices and asking our union contract farms to post as well. We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.
Please tell me this is satire and he didn’t mean what he said 😡
THE GERMANS NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM EITHER‼️ BETTER GET YOUR ASSES OUT ON JULY 4th OR YOU WILL END UP REGRETTING IT‼️‼️‼️ HONESTLY‼️
I have so much respect for Tammy Duckworth!!
SON OF A BITCH! 😡
Love it!
an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks
Great to hear season 2 is in production! Love this series ❤️
happy Juneteenth
