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@daisyrazor.bsky.social

The girl with the boom. she/her https://poppotluck.substack.com/

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I had forgotten GG existed! How nice for me.

2/9/2025, 4:37:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

I am going to the antiquing thunderdome, aka Brimfield, on Friday. I have a list of specific things I'm looking for, but I suspect I will wind up getting some other thing entirely.

2/9/2025, 4:36:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

2/9/2025, 4:05:32 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Just a random periodic reminder that celebrities don't owe you shit.

2/9/2025, 12:22:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I would have already gotten them towed. 😂

1/9/2025, 8:51:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I understand now how the citizens of Rome felt when Caligula appointed the horse senator.

1/9/2025, 8:33:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

@elienyc.bsky.social Defenstrate the republic?

1/9/2025, 8:27:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

They're both Irish and from MA, so it's possible that they actually are 2nd cousins.

1/9/2025, 6:25:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be like G and I looking up automats when we read Mixed Up Files.

1/9/2025, 6:23:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my mom did the Covid thing too! Honestly, it's been an entire lifetime of her hiding/not mentioning illnesses, like one of those ungulates who hides lameness because they're afraid the herd will abandon them. I can't work up the energy to be mad anymore.

1/9/2025, 5:30:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad had a heart attack and my mother waited two weeks to tell me, then intro'd it with "I'm only telling you this because I know you worry" like she was doing me a favor.

1/9/2025, 5:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I drove through Kenmore this weekend and, wow, that was a mistake!

1/9/2025, 4:55:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

There's half a glass of white wine on the right, too!

1/9/2025, 2:50:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

My nieces, nephews & daughter are 19, 18, 16, 16 and 12. My mom, who just turned 86, said she'd like to live to see the oldest 4 all in college. Then she paused and said, "E [the 12-year-old] is shit out of luck. I don't want to live that long." 😂

1/9/2025, 2:49:46 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

It's their shorter way to write "black people."

1/9/2025, 12:46:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Read your previous post and this one in a row and read Spock's line in the accent.

31/8/2025, 11:48:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, the only reason I'm not going to Wolf Alice is that it's 2 days after Garbage!

31/8/2025, 9:44:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

It is fun--I've had good luck with Luckyscent.

31/8/2025, 7:35:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but it's at the HoB, so make sure before purchase that they don't have shitty sightlines.

31/8/2025, 1:31:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it might be this too: youtu.be/D6KU5uY7EBI?...

30/8/2025, 10:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this idea.

29/8/2025, 7:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Before you get rage-baited into arguing with a bad actor, come read this thread.

29/8/2025, 3:51:41 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

IDK if it's still around, but there was definitely one that just showed castles for sale.

28/8/2025, 6:43:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Including B's kids' names! "Blue Ivy AND OTHERS."

28/8/2025, 5:11:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted

Such a fine line to walk w people like Elizabeth Gilbert where on the one hand i want people who have a completely nonnormative sense of values and morality to feel like they can share their brains w us, on the other hand you need an exorcism

28/8/2025, 12:05:29 AM | 107 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a supermodel!

28/8/2025, 1:04:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually think he'd get a kick out of it if I did it to his face.

28/8/2025, 12:26:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

It would be rude to call the dept. chief of staff nosy, right?

28/8/2025, 12:11:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Make them square, because round things are girly.

28/8/2025, 2:16:06 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

As a humanities person who works with scientists, I love this a lot.

26/8/2025, 10:21:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Sending positive thoughts & love. 💙

26/8/2025, 9:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

There's actually a Megababe pop up shop in the seaport right now--I'm thinking of fully stocking my desk. 😂

26/8/2025, 9:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

That is exactly why I keep an extra at work!

26/8/2025, 9:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

I was so annoyed that my mother didn't save her vintage clothes for me that I kept a bunch of my favorite HS/college outfits for 25 years--my daughter didn't want all of them, but the funny/ironic t-shirts were a big hit.

26/8/2025, 2:58:33 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Universal Hub (@universalhub.com) reposted

boston.gov has an AI search tool now. Just tried asking it four questions: Who is Josh Kraft? Who is mayor? Mac and Cheese recipes? What are city hall hours? (the last was a suggestion on the page) Its answer to all four: A page telling me how to pay a parking ticket. 1/2

26/8/2025, 1:57:11 PM | 81 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

You know what's really wild? People developing parasocial relationships with celeb employees.

26/8/2025, 12:37:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

@kellysue.bsky.social Mama shark, I thought you would enjoy seeing this gold baby: divemagazine.com/scuba-diving...

25/8/2025, 10:01:44 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

I made gazpacho yesterday and I am drinking it straight from the bowl for dinner. I love tomato season.

25/8/2025, 8:36:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Give the chickadee a sword, you cowards.

25/8/2025, 3:14:11 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Well there goes the rest of my morning.

25/8/2025, 3:11:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

From here: www.wbur.org/news/2025/02...

25/8/2025, 3:01:33 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

I cannot stop giggling at this.

On occasion, the project seemed to weigh on Gorey.
25/8/2025, 3:01:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG, I mixed up tumblr and the actual movie. 😂

25/8/2025, 2:57:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I may have imagined this, but I think you see the bird with two hats on at the end, implying someone has made the cat one and he has stolen it again, so perhaps we'll get a hat-stack in the sequel.

25/8/2025, 2:40:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, she's ready to take over.

25/8/2025, 12:59:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Those teeth are HUGE.

23/8/2025, 12:39:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

My child: "Oh, I gave C Iron Widow, but not the 2nd book because there's an edit from the author that I hadn't made." Me: "Oh, about the pegging?" My husband: "Does she know about pegging?" My child: "I know what pegging is!"

22/8/2025, 11:14:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Last week was fun! ...but it was also 80% a TOS episode.

22/8/2025, 10:59:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Even my husband, who likes EVERYTHING, just paused it to say, "Wow, this episode is annoying."

22/8/2025, 10:54:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

No one in the Strange New Worlds writer's room is good enough to tackle the moral questions they're trying to this week. This is embarrassing.

22/8/2025, 10:45:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to tell the story of the astronauts who smuggled a sandwich into space.

22/8/2025, 10:18:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

ILU, UHub.

22/8/2025, 7:25:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

This album is really going to be my entire personality for several months at least.

Inspiration for the Everybody Scream album came from Welch undergoing lifesaving surgery during the Dance Fever tour in 2023. She also began to look into spiritual mysticism and folk horror -- understanding the limits of her body and questioning what it means to be
22/8/2025, 3:41:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) reposted

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
22/8/2025, 2:20:40 PM | 18675 8498 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dinosaur Comics! (@qwantz.com) reposted

I HAVE OFFICIALLY FORGOTTEN IT, SORRY NORMOS qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: The internet was good before companies were on it, and then companies ruined everything! Off panel: Nope! T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! T-Rex: Let me come closer so that we might discuss this further! Dromiceiomimus: Companies were on the internet from near the very beginning, T-Rex. You'll remember that .com was explicitly for commercial web sites, yes? T-Rex: I will not!! T-Rex: ...DAMN IT, I JUST DID. I remembered that! T-Rex: Frig! Utahraptor: So companies didn't ruin everything? T-Rex: At least not initially, no! T-Rex: Okay, new theory: the internet was good when it was just a bunch of weirdos, and then boring normal people ruined it. Utahraptor: Nope again, buddy! There were a bunch of normal people on the internet from the beginning. Nobody wants to admit it, but it's true! Narrator: THE EARLY INTERNET: T-Rex: With the advent of electronic mail, or
22/8/2025, 12:29:16 PM | 178 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Asked myself "Do I want to yell at people or do I want to solve the problem?" and was kind of surprised to find that the answer was the latter.

22/8/2025, 12:45:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I am FULLY back on my Florence bullshit.

21/8/2025, 10:30:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

It is better that public comment on celebs appearances isn't as widespread as it used to be, but I wish there was some way we could talk about how drastically different several actors look these days--they're out here looking like whole different people.

21/8/2025, 7:16:03 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My bot-sense has been tingling about his "popularity," for sure.

21/8/2025, 5:34:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so relatable. I probably could have written a novel if I had access to the section of my brain devoted to NIN lyrics.

21/8/2025, 5:28:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not have been able to guess where any of those sentences ended up.

21/8/2025, 4:53:20 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Universal Hub (@universalhub.com) reposted

Filling up before the long trip to Mexico www.universalhub.com/2025/filling... #Boston #WestRoxbury #butterflies

Monarch butterfly filling up for the long flight to Mexico, with a bee buddy
21/8/2025, 3:27:15 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

I signed up for my alma mater's host parent program, for students whose families are international/unavailable, and got the name of my student today. My husband looked at my giddy face & said, "Please don't mother this girl within an inch of her life." I was like, "NO PROMISES."

21/8/2025, 2:45:39 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

I should not buy these crazypants. But I might.

Pink, purple, and red flowers running down the legs of pants with a black background.
21/8/2025, 1:06:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

"nine days" is not a statistically significant sample. That guy is such a dip.

21/8/2025, 12:01:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, mine does that too and doesn't have the audio processing excuse!

20/8/2025, 3:21:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day

19/8/2025, 3:10:34 AM | 10226 1415 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

The hardest part then is the times where you have to be like, "I know you're neurodivergent, but that is still asshole behavior."

20/8/2025, 2:58:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

For my kid, that turned out to be an audio processing disorder, and when the neuro told me that, I literally said, "Oh wait, she's not just being an asshole?" 😭 Parent of the year, over here.

20/8/2025, 2:32:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

30 years ago this park was an abandoned landfill.

A tall stalk of purple flowers with a bumble bee near the top. Small purple flowers surrounded by greenery. A bumblebee curls around one of the flowers. A tree stump, gnawed to a point by beavers, surrounded by low gray rocks. An Eastern Black Swallowtail, a mostly black butterfly with two rows of yellow spots low on its wings.
19/8/2025, 10:17:06 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

...I am not finding any reliable sources for this claim.

19/8/2025, 8:47:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

One of those kids is 100% going to murder them someday.

19/8/2025, 6:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

She's the best! Can't wait to vote for her next week.

19/8/2025, 3:56:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saeed Jones (@theferocity.bsky.social) reposted

The album is titled “EVERYBODY SCREAM.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19/8/2025, 3:25:49 PM | 302 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

Class schedules came out and G's group chat is seeing which classes they have together. She is giving me live updates, and it is very cute.

19/8/2025, 2:16:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

YES. LET ME HOLD YOUR BABY! youtu.be/ZUrg8qUbrOo?...

19/8/2025, 2:20:48 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They always look like they're melting.

19/8/2025, 12:22:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My mom said the local house cleaners talk, and he wanders around his house naked too.

18/8/2025, 9:06:54 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, Mom was a housecleaner and no one ever did that to her--this generation of cleaners are Brazilian, though, so it's also a gross power trip, because they certainly can't report him.

18/8/2025, 8:54:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I have to do for this week 2025 to be better than this week 2024 is not get laid off out of the blue. Fingers crossed.

18/8/2025, 6:36:54 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dana White (@danaw.bsky.social) reposted

Bear minimum for holding a conversation: Paddington, Smokey, Berenstain, Fozzie, Baloo, Guillermo Diaz, Paddington, We Bare, Bart, Kissyfur, Pooh, Care, Winston Duke, Da, Corduroy and Teddy Ruxpin.

18/8/2025, 1:31:14 AM | 97 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am a mom now, and the experience has made my mother's choices even more baffling to me.

17/8/2025, 2:11:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

My mom did that the day after my wedding. I found out while I was sitting at brunch with the rest of the family and called to ask where she was, and she said, "Oh, we went home."

17/8/2025, 2:04:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has also just informed me that the local doctor who played the coroner was supposed to deliver me, but he was on vacation that week.

15/8/2025, 11:43:02 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social)

My sister just put on Jaws and my mother said, “oh god, I remember all those people standing in my yard.” 😂

15/8/2025, 11:38:36 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are going to get SO GOOD at those!

15/8/2025, 9:40:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen, you never know when you might need to get up to some Home Alone DIY self defense shit.

15/8/2025, 9:09:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Walked out to the oldest cemetery on MV this morning.

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15/8/2025, 1:47:27 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep, deep cut.

15/8/2025, 12:08:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Cochituate erasure.

14/8/2025, 7:31:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perks of living in the woods.

A baby deer with two rows of white spots running down its back and lots of white spots on its belly. A baby deer with its ears up looking at the camera.
14/8/2025, 3:35:56 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The food pantry ALWAYS needs a hand.

14/8/2025, 3:10:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jaws. The shark can eat the tourists.

13/8/2025, 11:45:11 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fun idea! My husband and I did something similar the year we were both wfh—Let’s Try The Jam was part of our morning routine.

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, she also read one that was about the Chinese cultural revolution, so at least she got some multicultural trauma?

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve gotten multiple ads for the Bon Maman calendar already!

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

This was a running joke in our family when G was in 5th grade. All trauma all the time!

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a joke: I don’t even know how my washing machine works. I have done a weaponized incompetence in the name of feminism.

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

You are very protected from evil now.

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Profile picture Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians (@daisyrazor.bsky.social) reply parent

It's bad! I once spent an afternoon fishing with my dad downwind of one, and it is pretty unforgettable.

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