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I had forgotten GG existed! How nice for me.
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I had forgotten GG existed! How nice for me.
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I am going to the antiquing thunderdome, aka Brimfield, on Friday. I have a list of specific things I'm looking for, but I suspect I will wind up getting some other thing entirely.
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Just a random periodic reminder that celebrities don't owe you shit.
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I mean, I would have already gotten them towed. 😂
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I feel like I understand now how the citizens of Rome felt when Caligula appointed the horse senator.
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@elienyc.bsky.social Defenstrate the republic?
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They're both Irish and from MA, so it's possible that they actually are 2nd cousins.
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It'll be like G and I looking up automats when we read Mixed Up Files.
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Oh my mom did the Covid thing too! Honestly, it's been an entire lifetime of her hiding/not mentioning illnesses, like one of those ungulates who hides lameness because they're afraid the herd will abandon them. I can't work up the energy to be mad anymore.
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My dad had a heart attack and my mother waited two weeks to tell me, then intro'd it with "I'm only telling you this because I know you worry" like she was doing me a favor.
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I drove through Kenmore this weekend and, wow, that was a mistake!
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There's half a glass of white wine on the right, too!
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My nieces, nephews & daughter are 19, 18, 16, 16 and 12. My mom, who just turned 86, said she'd like to live to see the oldest 4 all in college. Then she paused and said, "E [the 12-year-old] is shit out of luck. I don't want to live that long." 😂
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It's their shorter way to write "black people."
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Read your previous post and this one in a row and read Spock's line in the accent.
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Yeah, the only reason I'm not going to Wolf Alice is that it's 2 days after Garbage!
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It is fun--I've had good luck with Luckyscent.
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Yes, but it's at the HoB, so make sure before purchase that they don't have shitty sightlines.
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I think it might be this too: youtu.be/D6KU5uY7EBI?...
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I love this idea.
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Before you get rage-baited into arguing with a bad actor, come read this thread.
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IDK if it's still around, but there was definitely one that just showed castles for sale.
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Including B's kids' names! "Blue Ivy AND OTHERS."
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted
Such a fine line to walk w people like Elizabeth Gilbert where on the one hand i want people who have a completely nonnormative sense of values and morality to feel like they can share their brains w us, on the other hand you need an exorcism
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She's a supermodel!
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I actually think he'd get a kick out of it if I did it to his face.
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It would be rude to call the dept. chief of staff nosy, right?
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Make them square, because round things are girly.
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As a humanities person who works with scientists, I love this a lot.
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Sending positive thoughts & love. 💙
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There's actually a Megababe pop up shop in the seaport right now--I'm thinking of fully stocking my desk. 😂
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That is exactly why I keep an extra at work!
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I was so annoyed that my mother didn't save her vintage clothes for me that I kept a bunch of my favorite HS/college outfits for 25 years--my daughter didn't want all of them, but the funny/ironic t-shirts were a big hit.
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boston.gov has an AI search tool now. Just tried asking it four questions: Who is Josh Kraft? Who is mayor? Mac and Cheese recipes? What are city hall hours? (the last was a suggestion on the page) Its answer to all four: A page telling me how to pay a parking ticket. 1/2
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You know what's really wild? People developing parasocial relationships with celeb employees.
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@kellysue.bsky.social Mama shark, I thought you would enjoy seeing this gold baby: divemagazine.com/scuba-diving...
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I made gazpacho yesterday and I am drinking it straight from the bowl for dinner. I love tomato season.
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Give the chickadee a sword, you cowards.
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Well there goes the rest of my morning.
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From here: www.wbur.org/news/2025/02...
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I cannot stop giggling at this.
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OMG, I mixed up tumblr and the actual movie. 😂
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I may have imagined this, but I think you see the bird with two hats on at the end, implying someone has made the cat one and he has stolen it again, so perhaps we'll get a hat-stack in the sequel.
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Oh, she's ready to take over.
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Those teeth are HUGE.
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My child: "Oh, I gave C Iron Widow, but not the 2nd book because there's an edit from the author that I hadn't made." Me: "Oh, about the pegging?" My husband: "Does she know about pegging?" My child: "I know what pegging is!"
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Last week was fun! ...but it was also 80% a TOS episode.
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Even my husband, who likes EVERYTHING, just paused it to say, "Wow, this episode is annoying."
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No one in the Strange New Worlds writer's room is good enough to tackle the moral questions they're trying to this week. This is embarrassing.
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I would like to tell the story of the astronauts who smuggled a sandwich into space.
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ILU, UHub.
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This album is really going to be my entire personality for several months at least.
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
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I HAVE OFFICIALLY FORGOTTEN IT, SORRY NORMOS qwantz.com/index.php?co...
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Asked myself "Do I want to yell at people or do I want to solve the problem?" and was kind of surprised to find that the answer was the latter.
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I am FULLY back on my Florence bullshit.
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It is better that public comment on celebs appearances isn't as widespread as it used to be, but I wish there was some way we could talk about how drastically different several actors look these days--they're out here looking like whole different people.
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My bot-sense has been tingling about his "popularity," for sure.
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This is so relatable. I probably could have written a novel if I had access to the section of my brain devoted to NIN lyrics.
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I would not have been able to guess where any of those sentences ended up.
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Filling up before the long trip to Mexico www.universalhub.com/2025/filling... #Boston #WestRoxbury #butterflies
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I signed up for my alma mater's host parent program, for students whose families are international/unavailable, and got the name of my student today. My husband looked at my giddy face & said, "Please don't mother this girl within an inch of her life." I was like, "NO PROMISES."
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I should not buy these crazypants. But I might.
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"nine days" is not a statistically significant sample. That guy is such a dip.
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Oh yeah, mine does that too and doesn't have the audio processing excuse!
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just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
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The hardest part then is the times where you have to be like, "I know you're neurodivergent, but that is still asshole behavior."
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For my kid, that turned out to be an audio processing disorder, and when the neuro told me that, I literally said, "Oh wait, she's not just being an asshole?" 😭 Parent of the year, over here.
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30 years ago this park was an abandoned landfill.
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...I am not finding any reliable sources for this claim.
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One of those kids is 100% going to murder them someday.
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She's the best! Can't wait to vote for her next week.
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The album is titled “EVERYBODY SCREAM.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Class schedules came out and G's group chat is seeing which classes they have together. She is giving me live updates, and it is very cute.
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YES. LET ME HOLD YOUR BABY! youtu.be/ZUrg8qUbrOo?...
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They always look like they're melting.
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My mom said the local house cleaners talk, and he wanders around his house naked too.
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Yeah, Mom was a housecleaner and no one ever did that to her--this generation of cleaners are Brazilian, though, so it's also a gross power trip, because they certainly can't report him.
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All I have to do for this week 2025 to be better than this week 2024 is not get laid off out of the blue. Fingers crossed.
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Bear minimum for holding a conversation: Paddington, Smokey, Berenstain, Fozzie, Baloo, Guillermo Diaz, Paddington, We Bare, Bart, Kissyfur, Pooh, Care, Winston Duke, Da, Corduroy and Teddy Ruxpin.
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I am a mom now, and the experience has made my mother's choices even more baffling to me.
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My mom did that the day after my wedding. I found out while I was sitting at brunch with the rest of the family and called to ask where she was, and she said, "Oh, we went home."
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She has also just informed me that the local doctor who played the coroner was supposed to deliver me, but he was on vacation that week.
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My sister just put on Jaws and my mother said, “oh god, I remember all those people standing in my yard.” 😂
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You are going to get SO GOOD at those!
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Listen, you never know when you might need to get up to some Home Alone DIY self defense shit.
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Walked out to the oldest cemetery on MV this morning.
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Deep, deep cut.
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This is Cochituate erasure.
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Perks of living in the woods.
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The food pantry ALWAYS needs a hand.
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Jaws. The shark can eat the tourists.
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What a fun idea! My husband and I did something similar the year we were both wfh—Let’s Try The Jam was part of our morning routine.
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I mean, she also read one that was about the Chinese cultural revolution, so at least she got some multicultural trauma?
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I’ve gotten multiple ads for the Bon Maman calendar already!
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This was a running joke in our family when G was in 5th grade. All trauma all the time!
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Not a joke: I don’t even know how my washing machine works. I have done a weaponized incompetence in the name of feminism.
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You are very protected from evil now.
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It's bad! I once spent an afternoon fishing with my dad downwind of one, and it is pretty unforgettable.