I got an emotional support animal. It's a cow. Not the entire cow. Ok, it's a hamburger.
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I got an emotional support animal. It's a cow. Not the entire cow. Ok, it's a hamburger.
“If it wasn’t in the news you wouldn’t know.” I must admit, a statement at this level of arrogance and ignorance coming from one so influential does, in fact, trigger me. He has owned a lib. Well done.
first time I got a tattoo, a long time ago, a friend said "but aren't you worried that it's so permanent?" and I said, well, in the long run, it's really not.
No reason
I could block those punches in my sleep.
He had plenty of help with Joe Biden and the whole feckless administration.
On a beach in Pontevedra in Galicia, two little girls have made a grave in the sand for a dead crab that they have found. It is a very fancy grave, beautifully decorated with shells, rocks and seaweed. They are solemn and respectful as they take turns to make a little speech.
I have my own Department of War www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBX...
In the last eight seconds he said “so fuck you and the horse you rode in on.”
A lot of Bigfoot sightings around Packwood over the years. Keep your eyes peeled.
Jim Rockford dropping some #RealTalk
For future reference, is it possible to actually get oil from snakes?
Sure, but do they have the squeaky tank brigade? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/w...
Bigfoot is real
Ancient lore states that if millions deeply admire someone while an equal number wishes him dead, upon his death he will become a vampire. In other words, we will never be free of him.
Break the habit of being perturbed.
JD's like WTF? Better watch that, JD. You need to give the Mike Pence look of love.
Head to Sunrise tomorrow, not sure how peaceful but at least no reservation required in September
Mute
can’t talk, I’m about to win this argument I’m having with someone in my head
Buddhist practice: We are all born in order to perform a certain task, from 'Self and Body Disappear', by Myoljin Sunim wp.me/pFy3u-3u.
don't get me wrong I love drugs and therapy is fine but when I'm depressed and or anxious I typically need a very large spoonful of chicken salad followed quickly by normal spoonful of slaw
There has never been a party leader as ill suited as you, Chuck, for this moment in history.
Like Icarus, I, too, have gotten too close to the sun (gone outside.)
Love what he’s done with the room. That door, just primo. I’m going to do that with my six panel doors.
You’re a good son
I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little
How I've missed out on life: "Sounds like fun. But what's the parking situation?"
Weak sauce. Workers are being ground to dust.
My Sleep Number is 100 because my mattress is a decade old.
*using the diaper pale to rob a bank* THIS IS A STINK UP
Saw in The Egyptian theatre in Seattle, 1984. Great crowd laughing at all the dark humor. I didn’t even know dark humor existed
This is 100% my plan for the future as an aging artist. Just get weirder and weirder, more and more out there until I’m like a cross between tree bark & an ee cummings poem…Isabella Blow X punker Yoda.
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
I’m a straight guy who admires purses for some reason. I would liked to have designed them. Yes, those look awesome.
My home town of 600 people has had two murders recently so that must make it the murder capital of the country, per capita.
Good to hear from someone other than Lindsey at least
Let’s get the Hell out of here
You should check in with @buddhatree.bsky.social he just posted intoxicated also. I will not be joining you two, maybe tomorrow.
I doubt the blond who follows him with a printer who’s in charge of good news will inform him.
Now you know what Ukrainian internet looks like every time putin vanishes to get more face fillers.
Raquel Welch used to cut her own hair
Right, and they gave him a month to appeal, which will delay and delay and then probably end up with that judge in Florida or the SC either way nothing will happen. AND YOU KNOW IT, AMY
The average length of the American memory is two weeks. It’s no coincidence that Trump often makes his promises two weeks out, he knows most will have forgotten or no longer care.
Yea Volvo!
it's kinda annoying how taco bell asks you for a donation just as you are ready to pull around for yer food, dude I'm ordering taco bell I don't have extra cash to donate
Spock, you must remember the prime directive and not interfere with this primitive culture
We have to get rid of Chuck. That’s the first place to start
I love what I love
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
I can't stop thinking about those innocent children and their grieving parents. youtu.be/o5TmORitlKk?...
Except, perhaps, respect based on social hierarchy
There was a dead raccoon in my front lawn this morning. I hope he found it a comforting place to depart.
#FirstNameInSong #MusicChallenge Day 28 Valerie Loves Me • Material Issue
Piston engine goes ping ping ping but a Mazda goes Hmmmm
It’s an uncomfortable fact of medicine that statistically the Placebo effect is one of the most consistently beneficial treatments a patient can get, beating out almost all medicines. Second only to Weed
The Cracker Barrel logo news cycle was so stupid I truly lost all faith in humanity.
I’m 1/2 Polish, too. But, you are much better looking, and much younger! Ok, have a good one
I admire the moxy of the Chinese lady who just drained the coffee from the urn at the Y to fill her carafe. “Good coffee” she says as she walks away leaving me none.
I’m sad American democracy is dead. But it’s dead. And I tried to help save it and I’m also angry and want to turn my back on the whole fucking thing
They can suffer about as much as a rock
Hi Panda.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally
Freedom House ranks the USA as 84/100 in Freedom. 59 countries outrank the US in freedom including Canada and nearly all of Europe. We tie with Mongolia. freedomhouse.org/country/scores
Trader Joe’s idea. Instead of the little carts for children have little cages for children.
Whatever. At least we see him. I didn’t see Joe the last 2 years.
Liked him better as a vampire
After the band? That’s so groovy, such a cool Prez. Why can’t we be friends, like with the Cisco Kid. So cool, love this guy.
Ah, now I see my problem. I don’t whisk near long enough.
It is a byproduct of having lived with peace and prosperity and security for the past 50 years or more.
If you what to get a project completed then assign it to the busiest person. Old management proverb.
I’ve been watching Mt. Rainier infrastructure crumbling my whole life, while visitations have increased such that you now require reservations to enter. What a sad state of affairs.
I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier person.
Pitching my new show to Netflix; ’It Better be Cake’. Contestants give me cake, and if they don’t, they’re eliminated
I started a diary such as Anne Frank. I encourage everyone to do so too. History needs to be written by those who lived through it and those who survived it. We must be this era’s storytellers.
Well, you were lucky
Isn’t it amazing that all the lessons in behavior and maturity that our mothers taught us are now passé.
Walz showed how weak he is during his debate. Sweating, scared, over prepared. Next, please.
When the military comes to town where do they pee? Do they have to go the Starbucks or McDonalds like the rest of us?
I’m retired, do I still have to choose? It’s not like I haven’t done my part. Not my fault that my part didn’t matter.
the theme song for Friends was not there for me like i thought it would be
Dividing the world into a bunch of segregated ethnostates is a terrible and bigoted idea. We don't need to be separated from each other. We need to embrace each other, accept each other, celebrate each other. Interfaith, interracial, and intercultural exchange make us better. They're the future.
It’s interesting now to watch a movie about the fascist take over of a country, such as Argentina in 1976.
dang commercials are so long now i do not even remember what i was watching oh shoot the tv isn’t even on
Changing my middle initial to V. So I can look like I'm suing myself
Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat Sajak: Go ahead Me: I didn’t say I could
Write a strong letter, Hakeem
Found it
I just attended “Loser’s Day” at the gym. That’s when you go on the most beautiful summer weekend day of the year because you have nowhere else to be. I had a lot of company, actually.
Release the cat memes Bluesky!
Queue the popcorn gif
To fight the encroachment of fascism and the decline of democracy I will be hosting a protest in my back yard today from 4 to 6. Nobody is invited. Drinks and hors d’oeuvres will be served. Don’t say I didn’t do my part.
The Thai cover band you didn't know you needed in your life. Crank it! 😀 🎸
Grasshopper, what troubles you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRz...
Caution: Consider putting your pets in another room and closing the door before playing this video. - Sebastian odd violin
They did not even take a single math or science class, trust me.