damonteh.bsky.social

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

But he looks like such a nice guy.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

If the doctor does that, they may not be shieded by the 1986 Vaccine Injury Act and are in danger of being sued if somebody has any negative reactions to the vaccine. So that's gonna have a chilling effect.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

He sure does work in mysterious ways.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

we have those, you would just need a direct line of sight when you press the button.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, but this seems like a "Let the man cook" situation to me if it undermines Trump.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn dude lol

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Be a shame if he got in some kind of accident.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been thinking about that. Minimum security goes both ways.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

My grandma turned over fried chicken in the pan with her bare fingers.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, I wasn't expecting that lol

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Let it flow. Let yourself go. Slow and low, that is the tempo.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. We gotta fight fire with fire.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Word

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

You may be on to something

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Say "lesser" one more time!

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

More like Performing Farts.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Or perhaps they are just not into you because you're creepy. (Referring to Elon)

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they mean the cow. I wish I was half that chill.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof. Whelp, we're boned lol

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiots. The "Epstein Files" doesn't mean Epstein's private porn folder. Are there really any people stupid enough to fall for this obvious misdirection?

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

It's about time to take away this guy's toys.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

That's true, but might as well call it what it is.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Alligator Auschwitz is more accurate.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that nothing in your pocket, or are you unhappy to see me?

doubletime4.bsky.social (@doubletime4.bsky.social) reposted

Fuck MAGA!!!

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social)

Baby wren

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, but they are doing that "why don't you support our troops?" shit they did during the Bush era.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

No way. They had no idea we were about to bomb them. Also, they wouldn't have been down there because they knew we were about to bomb them. Both of these things are simultaneously true somehow.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

What are these?! Trucks for ANTS?!

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Boy who cried wolf.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare you insult those brave pilots. You should call them up and apologize. You really hurt their wittle feewings.

Rae Radford (@raeradford.bsky.social) reposted

#BookSky

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry if this is petty, but how in the world is this guy just in his mid 40s? It's like the evil is sucking out his life force.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagined they made up afterwards and were now pals.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm never going on a blind date again.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

All I know is a hit dog sure will holler.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Similarly, these idiots chomping at the bit for a civil war have no idea how horrible that would be for everybody.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lto...

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

It reminds me of the story of the man commissioned by a king to invent a new torture device. He came up with the "brazen Bull," a hollow metal bull under which a fire could be lit, torturing the person placed inside. The inventor ended up being the first test subject. Probably just a myth, but...

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer the word bologna, because it rhymes with Pony, making phrases like "Bologna Pony" possible.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Whew, what a relief. I was worried.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the other inmates beat their brakes off in there.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I do that sometimes too. I get it.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Also known has hallucinating.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

We have the right to bear hands

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Just keep listenin' to that ketchup 'till you gone die.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel so safe now.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama f*cked his mama.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Womp. But more importantly, womp womp.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Action Father Figure.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoink!

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, if you cherry pick, you can find somebody that agrees with you. What do the vast majority of climatologists say?

Darth Tugmutton (@sheeparecheaper.bsky.social) reposted

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damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

We have guns too. We just don't get sexually aroused talking about them like these dickless losers do. It's a serious responsibility.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Into the soup pot with Matt.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the best decisions I've ever made.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

"And I was fine with it until he was mean to me. "

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

🍿

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare you! I'm literally angry with rage!

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Anybody with a soul who did those drugs would recoil at the cruelty.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAPl...

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

"Life's a bitch, and habit forming too. And if I can't have it, why the hell should you" Reflecting Light by The Avalanches.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't be fooled by all his money, Trump is nothing but a TACO, honey.

Mr. Antifascism (@mrantifascism.com) reposted

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

They learned nothing. Need another lesson I guess.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I sure hope so. it's not like he could be any worse, and it means the end is near.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social)

youtube.com/post/UgkxgLc...

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Not pointed inward YET.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social)

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

🌈⭐The More You know

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

They're doing it by purpose.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Kindness ≠ Weakness

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

x28

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

How do we even know they are "police?" What if we "stand our ground?"

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

One down

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

#girlpower

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK looks like a leather sack full of coughs.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine it was still quite difficult.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

We still need to go through the motions. History will (hopefully) remember our actions.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

"She's NOT Judge Judy and executioner!"

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

My teeth hurt.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Chop wood, carry water.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social)

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Please.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I take it you don't share my sentiment.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't piss on a fire to put him out.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you saying my fly is open?

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just common courtesy.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Congraduations on your gratulation.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like that song says: "Louie Louie, awww baby now, me gotta go, yeah yeah yeah yeah."

Julie Taylor (@snarkymimi.bsky.social) reposted

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

They ordered it from Wish and for once got exactly what they expected.

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

"What is this, a carpet for ANTS?!"

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

How many cocks could Chuck Schumer suck if Chuck Schumer could suck cocks?

damonteh.bsky.social (@damonteh.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah