danggiantcrabs.bsky.social
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created February 16, 2025
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I think there is a good chance that if there is a health issue it is one that is pretty serious but normal for a 79-year old, i.e. something like skin cancer removal not a stroke.
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Hey, Quark's never went bankrupt, did it?
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I think they are Secret Service who have been told in no uncertain terms that Trump should absolutely not stand.
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Any other angles? It looks like his hair is gone, it's usually sticking out from his hat.
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So, was he Captain America + Ghost Rider + The Punisher in the horadric cube the same through the telepods from the Fly? I lean towards the first because I think Deckard Cain's voice acting was funny.
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In our sans-serif age, I feel bad for the rare guy named Al.
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AI:MDL 2026.
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Thanks!
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Hey, how do Chaos types feel about artificial intelligence? Is it just not chaotic enough for them?
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This is my thought. "Serious but sort of routine" that will take a couple days for him to recover due to his general ill health and age.
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I just remembered being disappointed by the final battle. It was just a boring slog I think? Kinda had to just pump out units to defend my lines.
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Now I want French Toast.
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Seems somewhat more likely as I think if he was in really bad shape, I think we'd find out what our Swan Lake is. www.npr.org/2021/08/19/1...
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(The producer of Chinatown, etc.?)
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I used AI for the first time at work yesterday. I asked it how to get rid of AI. At best it showed me how to hide it from some but not all of my apps.
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I gotta go with incompetent.
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These people are far below mediocre.
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In windows, yes.
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My mistake. When you wrote "world" I took it to mean "narrative (?) model for the setting," not planet earth.
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The first two came out in a time of faceless ConHugeCos, Weyland-Yutani was basically Dow Chemical. The bad companies nowadays mostly have a face.
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So you don't like Alien & Aliens then? Those are the most grounded to me.
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Tom Clany's Novelization of Fred Zinneman's Film of Frederick Forsythe's The Day of the Jackal.
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Conservatives discover white flight?
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The Spanikopita! episode of the Venture Bros. is truthy then.
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poop-toucher (pejorative)
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There needs to be a term for nostalgia plus lack of self-awareness that you have good memories of that time because you didn't have to work, your family was probably least in the stable lower middle class, and you didn't die (so it couldn't have been that bad).
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Is this before or after his "the Barrel delenda est" post?
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I am pretty sure this about making the logo friendlier for smartphone apps like loads of other companies have done.
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From what I know of him, he seems like a terrible person (and the Mises Institute is made of terrible people), but how is he not a side character in a kids tv show who says things like "My name is Hans-Herman Hoppe, and you do not Stop, I will blow my Top!"
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With respect to TV & Movies, they probably have the best quality dubbing, so that tamps down on demand.
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"Come study in UATX's Great Bookz Program! We spell it Bookz cause we're edgy and tell it like it is!"
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"UATX: Where you can learn to argue that starving kids who have serious health issues is A-OK!"
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"UATX: Where the three women in the photos here are the only women in the class."
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Sorry, does the Bolt smell like that because it is used for transporting dogs and going to yoga?
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Not me trying to decide whether to buy Gator Bait in 4k.
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What if that's twenty counts though?
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Yes, or at least the host should already have the infrastructure. If stuff needs more than a coat of paint, no dice. Opening and closing ceremonies should circulate amongst the countries guaranteed to make it as weird (in a good way) as possible.
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God fucking dammit. I don't want to have to learn linux.
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There was also "Automan" www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA1N...
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Michael Corleone: I saw a strange thing today. A consultant was yelling at an FBI agent in tactical gear. The consultant had a meatball sub. He yeeted the sub into the chest of the FBI agent. He lost his dinner and ran down the street. Hyman Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They could win
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He writes like a college student trying to hit a minimum number of words for an essay.
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I read she supposedly still has her original agent from when she started out and hasn't moved on to one of the bigger agencies that would get her bigger brands and avoid controversy.
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Gonna be awesome if the value of the truck becomes less than the recovery value of the raw materials.
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"How many people are in the average family?" "Six: the mother, the father, a daughter, and a son."
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LOL, until this, I was reading that as "P-hury?"
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I feel like an episode that was about 2016 would have him agonize about voting but like the day before the election he would find out about both how Trump likes his steaks and "Trump Steaks" and be horrified and pull the lever for Gary Johnson.
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I thought if I were ever to get into 40k and make a gag army, I would go with a "Business Casual Stealers" army, but if I did it right now, I would have to go with an AE Sydney Sweeney Genestealers army. They would also wear little red MAGA caps.
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May 18, 2035: Volcanologist: "Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it!" USGS/Grok Bot: "What does that have to do with white genocide in South Africa?"
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It looks like an FMV video game segment from the late 90s.
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Reminding me of that "show" is a crime. You make crime. You are bad. (Lol: 4 episodes over more than a year totaling 4-16 for the entire show. Most of the voice cast is uncredited, probably at their own request).
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Garth Marenghi. Author, Dreamweaver, Visionary. Plus actor.
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"Why did you learn to speak Quechua and Aymara?" "More potatoes."
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ICE retiree: "Well, at least I get three hots and a cot." Warden: "Actually, due to all the economic damage of the Trump admin, it's one hot, a baloney sandwich, and a pile of straw."
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Now you go to Maine and dip the whole thing in Marshmallow cream, roast over a fire, and make the ultimate 'smore.
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"Who's Adam?" she says, and smiles in her special way.
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I never would have thought the 1st Sword of Light would be so progressive!
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I love that he came up with a pretty good production company name.
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Charles Embezzlement Cheese.
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Besides vengeance, teaching a lesson to others by wiping out Candace Owens?
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No William Bilbo or Theodore Bilbo yet, history's good and evil hobbits.
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The real champions are those who produce great answers to stupid questions.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsj8...
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But where do the two Ewok Adventure movies fit?
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Franken-, Crunch-, Booberries? There aren't anymore are there?
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Every Gristedes I have been in seems like it would be the grocery store for "the Backrooms."
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I think the FT and the WSJ are the only big newspapers that remain important to the work lives of their main audience. Fox News on the other hand is merely entertainment (like all of the 24 news channels).
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They should try to get her to talk to Michelangelo. Being a party dude, he might lead her to socialize with actual people.
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Main Force Patrol, duh.
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The mother is one of the greatest practical creature effects.
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Special first amendment exception: "curate" can only be used with museums or art galleries or things that it wouldn't have sounded stupid to "curate" before like 2005 or whatever.
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See, 90% approval. Disapproval is a kind of approval, it's in the word! Just like a cheeseburger is a kind of hamburger.
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I remember the recounting of when Theranos sent David Boies(!) to intimidate the WSJ from publishing, which obviously failed. I do not think that Trump has any lawyers nearly so talented on his side at this point.
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Chris, obviously, they are talking about their love for one-hit wonder, Enigma: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_s...
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Douthat always seems to be getting worse.
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The Day the Earth Caught Fire
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVle...
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Someone else pointed this out once, and "Morning Pledge" very much fits this mold, but all of his buildings look like there is a fire inside just microseconds from bursting out, like the last second before the viewer would unavoidably see that the something had gone horribly wrong.
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I am figuring no smoking gun, but evidence that is better than conspiracy theorists usually need to believe in a conspiracy (and not just related to Trump). Like at the most unexplained payoffs to victims, more evidence of spending time with Epstein, checks stubs from "John Barron" etc.
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I had forgotten that. Looks like theirs convinced a guy to kill Queen Elizabeth with a crossbow.
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It will take me at least a few hours to process the "you haven't lived until" part. I mean at least they used to laud classical art and architecture that they didn't know anything about.
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Waiting list? For ice cream? We reached a dumber stage than lines around the block for cupcakes or donuts or whatever?
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The flightless kiwi will always be in danger of extinction so long as it is confined to New Zealand. As such, we should teach them to parasail so that they spread throughout Polynesia and beyond.
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Should make fun of Texas because Texans constantly talk up Whataburger and Bucees, a fast food and a large gas station, which is an extremely damning self-indictment of the state. Basically Ohio with good Mexican food.
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Waiting for someone in tech to figure out the way to name something that will be controversial and is not itself a product that needs branding is something like "Western Iowa II" that is situated in Western Iowa.
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Lol
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Yeah, I think "building models" is a thing that was big from the end of WWII until like the 80s. It used to always be shown as a sort of "normal boy" activity in a lot of movies without comment or importance to the plot.
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IT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING!
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Like a year I think.
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Bong Dingo
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I can't login at all. Maybe too many people?
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This is probably a line in a Chuck Tingle book.
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But darth, Grok is going to produce KWOLEDGE!
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Where's BJ Blazkowicz when you need him?
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Whatever the thing is where people use "utilize" where "use" would be better (which is almost always), that's like his entire writing style.
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But my question is where can I get 30 chicken nuggets for $6?
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No boat! No fun!
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Bonus Army.
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With the added issue of his best case scenario is being in solitary so he doesn't get murdered brutally murdered as a child sex offender?
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The only way "Steppe Fjord Wife" makes sense if a Viking wife and a Mongol horde wife swap families.