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Dan Sandler

@danielsand.bsky.social

Canadian in origin. I always try to do the right thing.

created August 13, 2023

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Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile The NYT is likely planning a 12-part front page series about the next likely Dem nominee saying they are not presidential because they once liked a Florida man joke.

2/9/2025, 11:37:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I won’t be surprised if this skipped multiple proper procedures and involved Stephen Miller calling the ship directly and pretending the President ordered the hit. No questions allowed.

2/9/2025, 11:15:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

This should absolutely be treated and punished as a war crime.

2/9/2025, 11:13:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

I was so close. Soooo close to getting this almost exactly.

2/9/2025, 7:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Yessssssssssss

2/9/2025, 1:36:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sure they will use the next month to create a well thought out plan. Something praised by economists. Or…. they will just lower mortgage rates and tell banks they won’t stop them from taking on ultra-risky loans. Because not a chance in hell is a real estate guy lowering prices.

2/9/2025, 12:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh. So not only does he get a massive payday, he gets his dream of making FB worse for everyone he hates.

2/9/2025, 12:13:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Estrada (@ryanestrada.com) reposted

This orphaned reply to a long-lost post deserves to be read and remembered.

2/9/2025, 3:16:52 AM | 831 321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

No chance it will be Guiliani in the seat. It’s going to be what’s her name in south Florida that threw out his classified documents case.

2/9/2025, 11:21:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s right about the end of the DC 30 days. So my bet is around that. He will proclaim total victory and how he stopped the giant crime wave in DC (that he completely made up in the first place). Then push a Miller written EO announcing a whole bunch of liberal cities are next.

2/9/2025, 11:19:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Stuff like this is proof that investment fund managers are not any smarter or more well informed than any of us. They don’t have any real nights into the market. Or do any research. They just throw darts at a board with our money.

2/9/2025, 10:59:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what? I actually believe he wrote this himself. Even his shitty AI will have accidentally added some ideas of how they will do it. This is so devoid of any substance, any actual insight into how the world works, only someone as incurious and mind addled as Musk could have written this.

2/9/2025, 10:57:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhhhh. So that’s today’s announcement. Commemorating the end of WW2. Somehow he will say we are “in a new world war against woke” or some other complete BS.

2/9/2025, 10:52:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not ever going to look it up, but I am going to assume: 1. He chose “Starbuck” because of BSG and he was one of the dudes apocalyptically angry that they made Starbucks a woman in the reboot 2. He has zero qualifications for the job he is given other than he is a loud bigot.

2/9/2025, 10:26:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

His role in Maverick was hilarious and the best part of that movie.

2/9/2025, 10:19:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

Graham Greene in Dances with Wolves Graham Greene in Maverick Graham Greene in The Last of Us Graham Greene in Marvel’s Echo
1/9/2025, 10:42:09 PM | 22294 4559 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

When asked how they know this, they show a data table and “trust me, it’s accurate”. When asked what you do with this super awesome profile, they hand wave marketing terms at you in a way that obfuscates how profiles like that are useless.

2/9/2025, 10:08:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh they will create some super fancy profile too. Like “Nancy has two kids, a Honda civic, a cat named “Mr puddlekins” and spends $14,000 per year on ecommerce websites (likes 10 categories of generic things ever single person buys annually).”

2/9/2025, 10:08:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

“I am being added to Mt Rushmore alongside its current faces of Lincoln, and those six other guys who did not do as much as I did in six months” “All showers will now be required to use 100gpm of water” “Every road named after MLK will now be required to be renamed “DJT BLVD”

2/9/2025, 9:59:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Not a chance it is health stuff. Near guarantee it’s related to the Washington DC National Guard Lawn Maintenance campaign. He will proclaim resounding success. And how “crime is near zero because of me” and threaten other big cities with the same.

2/9/2025, 9:46:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

The real answer is he is going to announce he solved all crime in DC with his national guard doing lawn maintenance and now is going to do the same thing in other liberal cities.

2/9/2025, 9:42:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

An official second White House, bigger and better in Florida. Only cost taxpayers $2B to buy the land of his resort. He is announcing a new pledge of allegiance that includes the word “god” 15 times and has pledges to bringing back drinking water from the hose.

2/9/2025, 9:42:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

and he will proclaim how (with zero evidence) “crime is now near zero in DC” and saying he will bring that to every single liberal city. Near certainty that’s the answer (it’s almost 30 days since they took over).

2/9/2025, 9:28:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I also think Trump’s 14:00 announcement is being overplayed as some big health thing. Not a chance he even mentions it. This announcement is almost certainly him just saying how much of a resounding success his Washington DC takeover with the national guard doing lawn maintenance was.

2/9/2025, 9:28:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

My bet is that he is in OK shape. And that the IV stuff is likely arthritis meds or something innocent like that. If he was actually serious it would be obvious. Not something they can hide with makeup.

2/9/2025, 3:36:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. This stuff also kinda makes me wish all con organizers shared lists of folks who should never, ever be allowed to have a table in artist alley. But even I admit that’s asking too much of showrunners who have a giant expo to put on.

2/9/2025, 1:25:27 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

I so badly need to go to Dragoncon next year.

2/9/2025, 1:21:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
1/9/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 30456 7567 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I really hope they never got their money back for the table.

2/9/2025, 1:10:04 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted

This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly

2/9/2025, 12:17:45 AM | 3566 915 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

In a petulant fit, Eric throws his lag of crayons out the window because he ran out of white crayons for his colouring book.

1/9/2025, 7:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean it’s also crypto. Near certainty that the entire $6,000,000,000 becomes worth $600 in like a month.

1/9/2025, 7:39:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I so want to find Silver’s alt account here. You know he spends a good 50% of his day ego searching his name here and is just pissed we barely talk about him.

1/9/2025, 7:30:06 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Right now I imagine there is a Slovenian accent yelling obscenities at a guy who just confessed his infidelity.

1/9/2025, 7:22:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think he is talking political beliefs changing. I think he is going the far more terrifying “i can force her to carry my child and she can’t do anything about it”.

1/9/2025, 7:17:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Good for them. They should refuse to do anything that gives her a single penny of money, or support that TERF in any way. Same for the new cast.

1/9/2025, 1:42:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Come on BlueSky. You gotta be able to have your T&S folks flag accounts for closer scrutiny before taking action. This is a clear case of the Vic cult maliciously abusing the reporting tools. There is zero valid reason to take down this list.

1/9/2025, 6:17:33 AM | 23 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Time and time again it shows they are ONLY going after the weakest, easiest targets. The folks that already folded. They are completely avoiding anyone who even lightly, quietly says “no”.

31/8/2025, 5:12:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

The most basic fact is that Trump has surrounded himself with incompetent renfields who are at their hearts cowards. The slightest pushback and they immediately fold. The only path forward if for states to go “you can’t. Go away”.

31/8/2025, 5:05:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a more internet friendly headline: “These are the countries that will recognize Taylor Swift’s marriage and the treaties that make that happen”

31/8/2025, 11:37:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

“The historical origins of Taylor Swift’s vows during the marriage ceremony” “These are the countries that will recognize Taylor Swift’s marriage, and how those treaties work with the US”

31/8/2025, 10:36:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

I would also like to remind reporters that you don’t need to rush to be first to publish. Doing that leaves readers uninformed. Do research, look up relevant laws, talk to an expert. Then publish. That small delay makes the article a complete piece of journalism and not a repost of a press release.

31/8/2025, 10:24:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

If I am talking about “it’s happening” - I am referring to them announcing a remake of the original Crimson Skies game on PC.

30/8/2025, 5:25:47 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

I fully expect Miller to force the museum to have an exhibit talking about all of the good things the Nazis did when they were in power. Or something as horrific.

30/8/2025, 5:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

My memory is almost entirely visual based. Unless I literally imagine your name in giant glowing letters above your head like a video game, I will never remember your name. It’s why I love name tags.

30/8/2025, 5:19:52 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Yessssssssssssss. Tron Legacy in 4K!!! An instant buy for me. thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...

30/8/2025, 5:00:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

This is almost certainly what will happen to Walgreens. In a decade it won’t exist anymore. Equity is a death sentence for corporations.

30/8/2025, 4:50:05 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

29/8/2025, 8:53:28 PM | 28470 8997 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine he thinks because of how weak and compliant both the media and congress has become — nobody will even try to blame him. Even if he was the one literally holding the weapon.

29/8/2025, 1:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Both the most pathetic manchild in existence and also very clearly a deliberate attempt to endanger her life.

29/8/2025, 1:06:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

One of the things the Nazis did when coming to power was push propaganda that Jews were criminals and prone to violence by focusing on crime committed by Jews or fabricating crime they falsely attributed to Jews. The last 36 hours on X has been this on a massive scale against trans people.

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29/8/2025, 3:21:25 AM | 3702 1347 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

Call your reps - Ds and Rs - and tell them to publicly demand the resignation/firing of RFK, Jr. Tell them if you die of COVID, they will personally be responsible if they don't do something about this. reps.fyi

29/8/2025, 1:28:12 AM | 797 576 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

If this is true, there is zero question in my mind that RFK Jr is planning to ban all vaccines. He is lining up the lies to make it seem like the people he is about to kill is justified.

29/8/2025, 1:00:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

I genuinely hope that enough of an uproar happens that RFK is actually forced to resign. That alone will save millions of lives.

28/8/2025, 7:49:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

This is sitting right now in my office unopened and I can’t wait for this weekend to set it up.

28/8/2025, 7:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh. For the entire thread I was sure this was Calacanis you were talking about.

28/8/2025, 5:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Matt feels like one of the people who knows his income comes from being a resistance grifter and if the dems win, he makes less Money. So he has to make sure that doesn’t happen.

28/8/2025, 4:48:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Firefighters seem like the type of people who will never forget this and conveniently be busy washing their hair the moment one of those ice agents needs them to save their home.

28/8/2025, 12:41:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I truly hope that the identity of every single one of these Ice agents is revealed. So their neighbors know exactly who lives next to them and what they do every day.

28/8/2025, 12:40:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mallory Moore (@sexabolition.blog) reposted reply parent

The most consistent thing in the shooter's published materials was that she was an extreme racist. Deeply antisemitic, anti black and racist in general in other ways.

28/8/2025, 11:27:22 AM | 308 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mallory Moore (@sexabolition.blog) reposted

The shooter was trans. The shooter was a fan of Brenton Tarrant and Anders Breivik. One of these pieces of information hit the press and one of them didn't.

28/8/2025, 11:22:11 AM | 1419 321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just waiting for him to begin recommending infection parties like the horribly bad parents folks did for chicken pox.

28/8/2025, 11:37:19 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Tempting the gods of the 22:00 coworker email that completely ruins your Friday I see.

28/8/2025, 10:39:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this just his super creepy way of him saying that he hates moms?

28/8/2025, 3:00:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Him, Rudd, and Keanu all made a pact to never talk about the incident in the basement of Patrick Stewart’s home that gave them immortality.

28/8/2025, 2:57:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

We wanted to know if Trump's attempts to bully the Fed could unintentionally cause mortgages to become more expensive. So we talked to a podcaster who'd spent the past 6 hours trying to get Grok to say the N-word.

28/8/2025, 2:48:31 AM | 1258 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean if they didn’t, they would have to actually do work and go after criminals. And criminals might be mean to them.

28/8/2025, 2:51:21 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

🚨 The CDC as we know it is being severely altered tonight. In addition to the CDC director being ousted, the Post is reporting that several senior leaders are leaving as well. Here are from two of the resignations:

27/8/2025, 10:41:07 PM | 3233 1446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) reposted

Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*

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27/8/2025, 4:31:55 PM | 7459 2534 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

My assumption is RFK demanded they ban all vaccines nationwide, and they all refused to go along with his lies.

27/8/2025, 11:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

The best marital arguments always have a Mutually Assured Destruction subtext. I assume kid3 is in the back inching a clock closer to midnight?

27/8/2025, 5:27:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Gowdy (basically): “Think of it this way mom. Not only is your child now closer to Jesus, you also get to keep your guns. Win-win right?”

27/8/2025, 5:23:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Gowdy should read the Bible before thumping it.

27/8/2025, 5:18:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

I do wonder what the “Teslas plan is general” cult members say when they see that Teslas taxi is relegated only to heavily pre-mapped zones.

27/8/2025, 4:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly cost. He is notoriously cheap. But I also bet his lawyers have been telling him due to promises he made he is setting up one of the largest class action lawsuits in automotive history if he admits that radar/lidar are necessary for L3.

27/8/2025, 4:54:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

He also very, obviously cut the radar to save costs because he had zero solution to replace his functionality for a very, very long period of time

27/8/2025, 4:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure but you gotta understand that Musk has never once bothered to read any of that information, and is so incurious he will never even try to seek it out. So to his minuscule intellect, he is the very first to ever encounter this issue on the planet. So he must try to solve it.

27/8/2025, 4:30:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Maybe this will *finally* be the one that gets us to ban all guns. Maybe. Right?….

27/8/2025, 4:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

They were likely directed by Musk to find “fraud” and had no idea what to look for. So they dumped the database looking for weird stuff.

27/8/2025, 1:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess? (And this is truly a guess) is the first point I made. They were too lazy to work inside the strict security requirements of the SSA and too lazy to learn a new language. So they imported it into one they knew and could control.

27/8/2025, 1:35:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

He is so incurious, that I bet we could get him to believe with 100% confidence dad Miami is a fake city that has only existed in TV shows and not in real life. Have him proudly announced that fact in a press conference. All we need to do is to get some person on Fox News to say it once.

27/8/2025, 12:41:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

My preferred analogy is a villain on Gilligans Island. Where media talking about them both looks directly into the camera, smiles and goes “oh you guys“ and we go back to status quo after 30 minutes. It really seems like they refuse to acknowledge real life harms are being done by both of them.

27/8/2025, 12:21:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

This. They choose to get the surgery and it’s disingenuous for us to argue that people should be able to have affirming surgery while simultaneously deriding others choices to do the same. Now if these women are forced against their will to have the surgery, that’s a whole different thing.

27/8/2025, 12:09:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Most intellectually incurious person alive too. He also knows he is one of the dumbest people alive. So he has to steal everything from people smarter than himself. Heck I bet all of his marriages failed for exactly that. He could not stand they were all smarter than him.

27/8/2025, 11:21:12 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

He is the most divorced man on the planet. Just pathetic for every single possible angle.

27/8/2025, 11:13:26 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Cat: The dog did it.

27/8/2025, 10:59:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow he will claim the he eliminated all crime and the historic low is exclusively because of his actions. Not that it was a complete waste of taxpayer money. The NYT will uncritically repeat this as a fact.

27/8/2025, 10:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out Bruce is the kid’s father.

27/8/2025, 10:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhh so he is on the Mussolini path to fascism now?

27/8/2025, 10:34:26 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

I can’t wait to see how Netflix will take entirely the wrong lesson from this.

27/8/2025, 9:13:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Looks like the GOP has finally moved on from “fuck you, I got mine”.

27/8/2025, 3:14:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Lazy, incompetent, and cheap. Too lazy to learn how to work within the proper guidelines. Too incompetent to understand the threat they are opening up everyone too. Too cheap to hire proper security staff to do the job right.

27/8/2025, 2:29:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

He so desperately wants to say the n-word.

26/8/2025, 7:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Hey chat, make this meeting more embarrassing Chat:

26/8/2025, 6:16:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

The only perfect video game ever made:

26/8/2025, 6:11:28 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Just the most embarrassing groveling.

26/8/2025, 6:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social)

Maybe the real wits: Why is the Trump administration building windmills underwater?

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Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry. They can change their example to amphibians and fish. Those things never change after birth. Nope. Never. Definitely not an entire movie franchise about that event happening.

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Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no question in my mind that nearly every single named DOGE staffer had a compromised laptop giving full access to foreign agencies.

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Profile picture Dan Sandler (@danielsand.bsky.social) reply parent

Like we all know every single DOGE staffer is dumb enough to believe a honeypot. And every single one is lazy enough to not even bother adding in basic security measures. And all used their laptops for personal use and thus downloaded malware.

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