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Eric Northman
Was on Twitter then on Threads. Now on Bluesky. Hard to find a platform that isn’t owned or run by trump sycophant. Anti-MAGA. Fan of Disney and Lego. Apple fanboy.
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Eric Northman
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Trump doesn’t know how to make a joke.
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Like all republicans in congress, trump only says he believes in “fiscal conservatism”
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This sucks. Was a good show. The casting was A+.
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I knew this picture looked familiar. @governor.ca.gov
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It reads like a boxing/fight announcement. All he needs to add is their weight and what corner they’ll be fighting out of.
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It is about whatever Dear Leader says it is. Also depends on which way the wind is blowing that minute.
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Have we officially moved on from the Epstein files?
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Is it really a “bombshell” when you can see it coming from a mile away?
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Everyone in #SF drive safe this weekend. Be more vigilant than ever.
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Everyone drive safe in the City this weekend.
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Schulz talking as if he isn’t part of Trump’s base.
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Sorry to say but #TheBear season 4 was only slightly better than season 3 and still worse than seasons 1 and 2. I’m done with it.
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Rogan voted for that.
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JD is at #Disneyland. I’m old enough to remember when #MAGA thought Disney were groomers. They have the memory and attention span of a goldfish.
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If only someone tried to warn him.
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$TSLA is a stock based purely on “feels”. Their stock price isn’t based on anything in reality.
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My calendar has so many trump “within two weeks” reminders that it won’t let me add any more.
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Is his tongue blue?? It looks blue.
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Remember, this country was founded by people rebelling against a king. #NoKingsDay Art by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
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They really think MAGA is just dumb, and they’re not wrong.
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@jlcauvin.bsky.social Bryson is the new Barton.
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So it wasn’t actually *brilliant*?? I’m so confused. 🤔
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I hope they bug that from nose to tail and top to bottom.
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I hope they bug that thing from nose to tail and top to bottom.
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Anxiously awaiting the first all caps #trump rage tweet towards the new American #pope.
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Changing a holiday that celebrates all veterans to only celebrating some will go over well.🇺🇸 #Murica
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Do Inauguration Day next. 🤦🏻♂️
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When do I get my tax money I’ve paid back so I can donate it directly to PBS and NPR? #Doge
Dan The Man (@dankron.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Stop sending my progressive blue state dollars to regressive red states.
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 🤦🏻♂️
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So he is DEFINITELY trying to figure a way to fire him.
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Trump “doubling down” on someone is the kiss of death.
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Did JD kill Pope Francis? I’m just asking the question 🤔.
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Seems like the 💋 of ☠️.
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The Pope’s face of disgust is everything.
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Nothing sounds less appealing than ANYTHING to do with #Coachella.
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Only some?
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Friendly reminder that the #Dow is still down 1,300 points from when #Trump took office and down ~5,000 from its February highs. #InsiderTraders are the only ones who are in the green. #Tariffs #Stocks #WallSt #MoronDon
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There’s a one-sided war on Christmas and you’ll *never* guess which side is fighting it.
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Looks like the soccer team from Yellowjackets got a hold of her.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
No one could have predicted that Trump would do all the tariffs that he repeatedly said he would do during his campaign.
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Is it wrong to LOL at this?
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I wouldn’t put it past 2/3 of congress.
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It’s amazing you can look at the stock market and tell exactly when dummy don had a press conference or tweeted.
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Me.
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We’ve already been there and done that.
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This was my first thought after reading this news.
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To be clear: we’re not “all of the sudden” against electric vehicles. We’re specifically against swasticars.
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But MAGAts are being censored!
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Elmo is definitely going to the #pentagon tomorrow and is 💯 being briefed on war plans against #china.
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I’m not for physically damaging #Teslas 🚘. I am however all for giving the drivers dirty looks, head shakes 🙂↔️, and calling them #swasticars.
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I just want to put it out there that I wouldn’t be able to pick Soros out of a two person lineup. No idea what the guy looks like.
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“LOL” is often overused but in this instance I literally Laughed Out Loud watching this.
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That tracks.
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As a Californian, I’m embarrassed and pissed at @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @cagovernornewsom.bsky.social. Is he trying to garner votes of the far-right by losing votes of Democrats? It sure seems that way.
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As a Californian, I’m embarrassed and pissed at @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @cagovernornewsom.bsky.social. Is he trying to garner votes of the far-right by losing votes of Democrats? It sure seems that way.
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Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
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♥️ Love to see it 😍
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
“Transitioning” from 50 straight months of job growth, a 400% rise in manufacturing construction and the best back-to-back years for the stock market in a quarter century. 🤡
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Some will say it’s AI. I don’t think so.
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The trump economy at work.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
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Some will say it’s AI. I’m not too sure.
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That ketamine is one wild drug.
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Apple pricing its “low end” iPhone at $599. That’s a bad 🍎.
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$599 for a “low end” iPhone? I can’t imagine the price increase for the pro models this fall. Better be more than a spec bump.
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Were they even accepting returns before the transition? How do we know how old/what tax year this was for?
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I don’t pay the 💵Apple Premium💵 to see ads.
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This is, without a doubt, the dumbest timeline.
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Don’t these idiots understand that the more people they kill with lack of information is less people they rule over?
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#ThePitt deserves Best Drama #Emmy.
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So brave of him to release a statement.
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Extremely disappointed in this decision. I won’t ever see their ad next to nazi propaganda since I deleted twitter years ago, but someone should screenshot every time they see it and let that go viral.
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My only advice: get the money upfront.
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Ok, so there is ONE thing he did that I’m okay with.
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That’s a hard pass from me.
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Proud to have voted for him in the 2020 primary.
Jesse Duquette (@jesseduquette.bsky.social) reposted
You’d think Klan Chowder’s cultists were actually in the Superbowl given how much they love being played.
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Trying out my recently received #Ford adaptor for #Tesla chargers for 🆘Emergency🆘 purposes only! I will not willingly give Elmo a single cent. I rather pay the extra few pennies and use #EVgo.
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A moral failure for people who have morals. Just another day for MAGA.
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Pustule from kissing so much ass.
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How did he become the new Kyrsten Sinema with all this attention thirst?
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So Elmo and his klan of misfits got all the information they needed by this point.
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Love to see it.
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And what will Democrats be doing about it? I need something to vote for, not just against.
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Introduce yourself as a tv character…
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