You just lost.
Yokel. Drinker of bourbon. Enjoyer of shit fits. I is what I is.
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You just lost.
In the Line of Gary
Mark Knopfler, man.
I've seen this response so much today. And I get it because I also assumed as much.
They're so pretty.
Wolves are great.
Little pie-in-the-sky, Lincicome.
Al Gore vibrating with rage.
Me: "They're an Internet Age invention." My brain: ["Actually the internet was created in the '60s by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency."]
Jeeeeezus.
I'm nitpicking here but I feel like their having been created in 1988 makes them both technically from the '80s and in a practical sense not.
I think it wouldn't necessarily be as effective a storytelling device if the queue, climb, fall were all one straight shot even if it's more logical, but this better method of telling the story also invites such questions.
I agree that it's cool art and I agree broadly with the message that it appears to be sending but what I want to know is how could they tell to turn left at the first landing if they couldn't tell to stop at the top?
Baby All Gone. And it looks like it could be the real thing and I'm misremembering.
Looks like a knockoff of another doll feeding toy. I can't remember what it was called but I remember the commercials from...35 years ago?...and the name of the toy was on the cherry jar label. The cherries in the spoon retract into the handle.
I know nothing about the place but I can tell by seeing it from the outside that it's very, very good.
There was footage of him golfing. It's not like there's a lot of that floating around.
No but do we know he's not just a really advanced one?
Lola is an absolutely stunning lady.
Somebody get Sarah McLachlan.
Traitors.
🤞
Poor guy, but I'm so glad things are going so well. Sorry if I forgot or didn't see, but was the issue an isolated one?
Lol Kell is so much bigger than the girls.
If this gets stuck in my head I will hunt you down.
Yes I can see you not caring.
Moomin is a handsomest blond boy and Mamchis is...*amazing*.
"Alf hog isn't real. It can't hurt you."
Smile and nod.
Law should protect rights without violating rights. Performative exercise of faith violates no rights and so prohibition of such does not protect them.
Exercises of faith are frequently performative. That they're performative, even against the word (though the word doesn't necessarily apply to all faiths and in particular I don't expect Muslims to be guided by "Matthew 6:6"), isn't reasonable justification for the state to prohibit exercise.
It used to be that you'd make signs when you were having a yard sale amd you'd want to be sure you writ large enough for people to see from their cars.
As a trainwreck connoisseur, it's a little too aggressive. Definitely good for the blocker's experience, though.
BREAKING: Susan Collins says GOP "Learned Its Lesson"
It appears they either deleted or have particular visibility settings. If they deleted, I hope it hurt before they did.
In any social interaction, be it in person or over any medium. I won't because of strong impulse control and I respect others' rights, but it genuinely makes me want to hit someone.
It's actually so much funnier as a gif because of the "oh shit that's not what I meant to do" recoil and the "hope they didn't notice" pivot and wave.
Freaks. And not the good kind.
STOP (sorry for the gravedig, I saw your recent post and needed to see pugs)
Supervising. Stuart has a commanding view.
She's perfect.
You tried and I'm proud of you.
Cartoons Hate Her, that is.
Not nobody. Kind of CHH-lite but more on politics than online culture.
No, yeah, absolutely. Me too. We may have our differences but we have that in common.
I think it's why I followed you in the other place. Sean said to check you out and I did a quick scan, saw that I didn't align with you on everything but that's okay because you're smart and it's good to have other perspectives from smart people, and followed.
Omni-cause. @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
Trained? Please.
I tried a few times but it only recommended the most disgusting smoothies imaginable.
*sniff*
They could be turned into giant fans and blow all of the important papers off of all of the important desks.
Hey wait that's not a whiskey thief!
I would become king on a poop cruise. I am just that full of shit.
So ready.
I've fucking said this. Not verbatim but with very much the same effect.
I have some very crude jokes but it's been up an hour and I'm sure I'm late to the game.
I never did learn French.
You otter know it.
Being a goodest boy is hard work.
Oh shit tribal tattoos. I too am a Gen X-er.
"It's crazy."
Such a pretty lady.
So serious. So smol.
I loathe him. *But*...
MY HEART
Darby's face. "That's right."
Chris Murphy's too old, obviously.
Bacon cheeseburger.
The tail. That perfect little man is so ready.
(Ah shit I see I'm super late to this one.)
I'm assuming Subway still does salads and I'm relieved it wasn't one. Sorry. Sorry. Not sorry enough to delete, but sorry.
Mom
Pride-striped Dr. Marten Oxfords, white?
Nice cat nook.
Masuke! How is he so perfect?
Jonathan should be doing that. Grilling is guy stuff, fish wife.
I just wanna fly...into the sun.
I think it was @kenwhite.bsky.social who had a thing about distinguishing between Trump appointees and Trump judges, where the latter embody Trumpism (Ho, Cannon, Kacsmaryk) but the former aren't certain to. Trump taints much but Trump doesn't taint all.
Qenny woke up and chose violence.
More cushion for the pushin'.
And you bat them around like a cat.
The charred pepperoni between the second and third piece.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.
Makes me think of the Google engineer who claimed the company's chatbot was sentient and how it made good print and so obviously outlets were quick to push it out but everyone should have been a lot more skeptical when the guy looked like this:
Post-catnip chill?
Tremendous respect for @thefireorg.bsky.social and their legal advocacy.
Sorry for yelling, he's just such a perfect little guy that it boggles the mind.
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Smoothie time!
