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New Adventures in Hifi came out at a weird time in my life and Leave has long been my favorite because of it. Nightswimming is a close second.
Cishet (he/him) New Englander, late Gen-X, Army veteran, polyglot, Kropotkin-ophile, dog dad, straight/feminist ally, BA in German and political science so I know too much about Nazis. Hated Elon Musk before it was cool. Star Wars has always been woke.
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New Adventures in Hifi came out at a weird time in my life and Leave has long been my favorite because of it. Nightswimming is a close second.
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Teachers work a lot harder than I did in the military. Thank them for their service, not me.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
The sad part is that most ICE employees (especially the influx of new ones) are GS-5 to GS-7... which means, depending on where they are, their salaries are only like $30k-$60k. Sure, they can do OT and have other benefits... but who'd a thunk selling one's soul could be so cheap?
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So true
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, he did start with camps. Dachau opened in March 1933, the same month he took power. But he used them for imprisoning people who had opposed his rise to power, mainly leftists.
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Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Romanes eunt domus?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Swing and a miss, Chuck. Birth rates are declining because everything's too fucking expensive.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironic considering most terrorist attacks in the US since the 1990s have been by right-wing Americans. Not trans people. Not leftists. Not Muslims. Right-wingers. Presumably just like the guy who posted this nonsense.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a restaurant in Bellville, TX that serves Trump-themed "food". There is a "Trump Burger" on the menu and it's just a boring double cheeseburger with BBQ sauce. They also have a "Biden Burger" which is a small burger patty and an old tomato on a stale bun, with a pricetag of $50.
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This is your daily reminder that EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE NOT LAWS.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, it was mostly just random nightmares. Now I save worms and toss them in grass.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
For me it was a movie called Squirm… it was about earthworms hit by lightning or something, and then they become carnivorous and eat people. I had nightmares about it until my late teens.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
So he’s never met Rafael “Ted” Cruz?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
The ladies on Hysteria have a jingle about “just because you’re rich, that doesn’t mean you’re smart.”
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
John Mulaney once did a bit (before 2016) about how Trump is basically what a poor person thinks a rich person is.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
And I don’t mean to disparage them. But they’re not active duty. They are meant to be the backups.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it’s been a while since I left the army, but I spent most of my time in the OPFOR at NTC in California and my experience is that the NG is generally pretty crappy. Yeah they’ve got some basic training and gear and whatnot but they barely know how to use their gear and don’t work on the reg.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time a righty talks about “they’re takin our jobs!” I ask this very question.
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Yeah this is pretty much life now.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m from saco, the town right next door. OOB is a really really small town and relied on the system that DHS set up. And now DHS is blaming them for using it. What the actual fuck is going on in DC?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
But people who have no idea how it works and want to sell bogus nutritional supplements have strongly held opinions that we must hear!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
It's weird how he doesn't mind things when he's doing them. Just when people he arbitrarily doesn't like do those things. www.npr.org/2020/08/19/9...
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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Sleeping outside on the futon in the sitting shed on a lazy Sunday morning.
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OMG ME TOO!!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing is, like the founders specifically tried to avoid gold stuff because it was considered a symbol of the old aristocracy that they had just thrown off. It's also why the military doesn't use gold in its ranks and whatnot (only brass and silver).
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't have crippling anxiety and/or constant back pain, are you even really a human?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social)
Slaaneshi warriors being rededicated to Grandfather… #warhammer #oldworld
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I say do a loyalist splinter faction of one of the Traitor Legions. Luna Wolves, Ho!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada is a magical place.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t remember anything like that although the Beatles split up a few years before I was born, so who knows? I just remember the food kits and being so disappointed that it was still play doh and not actual food.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social)
Additionally, three legged dogs don’t realize they have only three legs and just do dog stuff.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the overly pedantic problem with bombers is, especially during WW2, they usually flew in large groups. So it's not really possible to tell which plane technically killed which people. Except for Bockscar and Enola Gay. We have a pretty good idea of how many they killed.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
But it says "oficial" so it must be real!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt Putin even bothered to flatter him. I think it's a combo of him having dirt on Trump and Trump shamelessly admiring him. Putin doesn't need to flatter Trump; he already owns him. Trump can just make shit up (as he often does) and Putin's not going to waste any time correcting him.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s very “special”.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social)
Have you ever wondered how a three legged dog plays fetch? No? Well here’s a video of that happening anyway.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
This is where Rule 34 is a very, very bad thing.
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Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
"And furthermore, the Epstein files must be released." Cato the Elder
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’re good at something, don’t do it for free.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, sounds pretty awesome to me.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, calling Crockett a spoiled child is really rich coming from a MAGA person whose whole existence revolves around supporting the ultimate incarnation of spoiled rich brats.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Go full Cato the Censor. "And furthermore, I think that the Epstein files must be released."
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedophile, rapist, war criminal, serial adulterer, felon... I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
America elected a president who is literally a war criminal. Fixed it for ya.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Go fucking figure.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social)
So is this “summit” in Alaska going to end with Trump capitulating and then announcing “peace in our time”?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m still getting a paywall.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: TWO porn actresses.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey now! Give Trump a little credit, he takes bribes too!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
“Left wing billionaires”? Those exist?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, he did kinda start with the camps. Dachau opened in March 1933 before he was even fully dictator. But in those days, it was to imprison leftist politicians who opposed him. The holocaust stuff came a little later…
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
So if US laws and rights don’t apply to “illegal immigrants”, then that means ICE can’t arrest them, right?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean… yeah it’s pretty good coverage but it’s still based on private insurance and all that crap.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t have free healthcare. They pay for it under FEHB.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social)
Do you ever find yourself just exhausted from the existential horror of being an American who isn’t a Trumper? It’s so constant for me.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude! Don’t give them any more fucking ideas!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that include Marco Rubio for signing off on the investigation?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the abysmal sales reports haven’t made a dent in the stock value. How is that possible? It defies logic. Unless some shady shit is happening to keep it high.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing that irritates me is that despite all of Musk’s BS, Tesla stock has stayed pretty consistent. Sure it dropped a little (less than you’d expect) this spring but then spiked back up to where it normally was or slightly higher. Something doesn’t smell right, but I can’t explain it.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
It hasn’t dropped. Which is kinda fucked up. (It did dip a bit this spring with the protests but has recovered and is actually a little higher than it historically has been)
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Plot twist: it’s actually all four of those things at the same time.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, is he on the Epstein list too? Spooky!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
If it flies, it spies!
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
And the best part, as someone with a degree in political science, is that liberalism and conservatism are treated generally as polar opposites in the US. They’re not! Liberal conservatism is a thing that really exists. Reagan and Thatcher were famously very conservative but also neoliberal.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s also been an effort by right wing media, notably Limbaugh in the 80s-90s, to transform “liberal” into a pejorative. Notice how democrats generally try to avoid referring to themselves as liberal, and when a GOPer uses it, it’s always as an insult. Yet conservative never has the same effect.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
What do I mean by this? Teddy Roosevelt, a progressive, was called a socialist for his policies. Likewise FDR and LBJ were decried as socialist even though they were Keynesian liberal. By blurring the lines, rightists can just lump all the bad stuff together as “liberal” and hand wave it away.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
In the US, it’s due to a deliberate effort since at least the Progressive Era to conflate all forms of leftism with liberalism, even though even in the US liberalism isn’t leftist (social liberalism can lean a little leftist but it’s still not leftist).
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
According to BLS… “probably”, but they don’t collect info on legal status so it’s impossible to know how many. www.bls.gov/news.release...
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if that were true, so what? What does that have to do with the fact that Alex Acosta cut a sweetheart deal with Epstein in 2008 and released him, but now Republicans like Markwayne Mullin are lying and saying Obama did it? Make it make sense.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither of those things are things. Congress pays for health insurance under FEHB and their retirement is just like any other civil servant under FERS. There's plenty of real shit to be mad about, how about we don't make up shit?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Google says the average rent for a 1BR apartment in L.A. is around $2000/month. Meaning that after taxes, insurance premiums, etc are taken out, over half that $50k/year paycheck is going just to rent.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
$50k but yeah, $40k-ish after taxes and stuff. It's a one time deal though. And doesn't really make up for how low their pay overall is gonna be. That $50k/year starting is in places like Los Angeles... how far does $50k/year go in the L.A. housing market?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah pretty much. I also get a lot of "Samantha" from an unnamed bank trying to get me to call her back because she's looked at my loan paperwork and wants to make sure I get the loan I definitely applied for.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the sad part... they're not. Most ICE agents are GS-5 to GS-7. Depending on where they work, that's gonna run somewhere between $30k-$50k starting, capping out around $75k after 15-20 years or so. Sure, they'll get FEHB insurance and probably OT and stuff... but that's still pretty low pay.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Or are you saying you didn't understand that my initial response was an obviously sarcastic retelling of how the GOP is lying and trying to blame Obama - who was a senator and not president - for Alex Acosta's deal with Epstein? Weird flex, but ok.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure what your point is. There really isn't much difference between a senior senator and a junior senator; senior senators just get higher preference when choosing committee assignments and where to sit, stuff like that.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s still their pay and it’s still pretty low. You’re the one strangely arguing it isn’t even though your first post admitted it was. This isn’t the army. They pay for their own food and housing unless forced to travel for some reason.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Right… ten hours EVERY week on top of 40. No vacations or time off. Also bearing in mind that morale currently suuuuuucks at ICE. Strange how acting like the Gestapo makes people hate you…
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Still a senator.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
But the larger point is that the pay is still pretty low - unless they do a ton of OT or get a nice supervisor position. Would you sell your basic humanity for $24/hour?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
They pay for insurance under programs like FEHB. $50k = $24/hour or $36/hr OT. To make just $20k gross, they’d have to work over 550 hours of OT in a year. That’s a ton of OT, fam, and burnout is real. I used to be a GS-11 (not at ICE) and I routinely did over 400 a year and got super burnt out.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh right and a $50k signing bonus ($40k-ish after taxes and whatnot)
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social)
The funny part is that most ICE agents are GS-5 or GS-7. Which means, depending on where they work, they are getting paid somewhere between $30k-$50k/year. Would you like to sell your basic humanity for barely a livable wage?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
The best part is they’re mostly GS-5 or 7. Meaning they’re getting paid like $30k-50k depending on where they are. They’re selling their souls for peanuts.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Did it the same day the Colbert cancellation was announced.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m getting a very small tax cut?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
No the new GOP talking point is that Obama did it… somehow… while he was a senator from Illinois?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
But you didn’t answer the question. Did you want to go sky diving?
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, come on. How is a useless CEO supposed to make an obscene amount of money off that??? Won’t someone please think of the CEOs???
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
My point of course being that they’re selling their souls for so little.
Darth Binky (@darthbinky.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like Concerned Republicans Emancipating Exploited People is a missed opportunity.