Donald's plan to win a Nobel Peace Prize by extra-judicial killings seems flawed. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
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Donald's plan to win a Nobel Peace Prize by extra-judicial killings seems flawed. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
"North Korea sending more troops for direct fighting in Ukraine war is a dangerous escalation that could use NATO, the "aggressive alliance, to use nukes". As Chomsky or Mearsheimer won't say.
‼️ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread 2025: Russia’s Race to Secure a Loan Q3 Auction Day 9 of 13
It's TACO Tuesday. Again. Liubov and Prez in the bunker. youtu.be/ie3kdjt22tE
I met president of Mongolia and made mistake of mentioning historical ownership of territories...
What will Donald announce today? A. "Russia has just two weeks" B. His successful defection C. A successful defecation D. His recent death E. A new crypto scam
OTD in 2014 I said I could conquer Kiev in 2 weeks. I can’t conquer Donbass in 4 years or Kursk in over a year. But I never actually said which 2 weeks. I remain a master strategist.
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️
To help Trump achieve peace, Russia will keep invading. To prevent peace, Ukraine will keep defending.
In support of Trump's peace efforts, Russia will continue the war.
If you think the bruises on Donald's hands are bad from last week, you should see his knees from Alaska.
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️
OTD in 2004 Kremlin critic Anna Politkovskaya was poisoned. While on a flight. After asking for tea. If you can imagine that. She was later shot dead as a birthday present to Prez. www.theguardian.com/world/2004/s...
You find signs like this all over our former colonies commemorating people who were taken by anonymous soviet secret policemen. In their 100s of thousands.
60 days ago I told trump I needed 60 days to capture all the 4 Oblasts. 10 days later he said he would put huge sanctions on in 50 days. I can't. He won't.
OTD in 1939 Adolf Hitler began his special military operation to protect ethnic Germans from persecution by Poland. Imagine such a bullshit excuse today
OTD in 2008 Russia claimed a “sphere of influence”. 3 days earlier I had said I recognise all of Ukraine’s borders, including Crimea, statements that are incompatible. You pretended it didn’t matter cos you wanted cheap gas. It isn’t. You just didn’t pay for it all at the time.
Da. That gear is currently a burnt heap in eastern. Our former colonies preference for NATO over us baffles the great minds of anti imperialism like Mick Wallace and @trump1776turbopatriotracistshithead in equal measure.
OTD in 1994 the last soviet troops left Estonia, Lithuania & Latvia. They had originally come as a result of absolutely nothing to do with Molotov-Ribbentrop pact but had been “invited in”. For some reason as soon as they can all our neighbors demand we leave. Mystery.
Protecting Russian oil better than Ukrainian kids - The View from the Bunker. Like & subscribe. ☕ youtu.be/r2F0lBSJtcQ
OTD in 1939 Nazi Germany staged the Gleiwitz incident. After accusing Poland of ethnic cleansing against his countrymen, Hitler staged a false flag to justify invasion & genocide. Imagine such bullshit being tolerated today....
Talking Ukraine war with Xi Me: "Any peace plan must require Zelensky to stop fighting" Xi: "What will happen if he doesn't?" Me: "Russia will lose" I remain a master strategist
The presenting sponsor for last night's war crimes against children was the "Donald Trump believes Putin wants peace" foundation.
OTD in 1996 Russia signed the Khasavyurt Accords which ended 1st Chechen War. Almost exactly 3 years later we staged false flags to justify tearing the agreement up to start the 2nd Chechen War. We killed 100s of thousands of civilians. None of this should familiar.
Protecting Russian oil better than Ukrainian kids - The View from the Bunker. Like & subscribe. ☕ youtu.be/r2F0lBSJtcQ
I really wish I could send a double for annual review with Xi.
Hello serfs. In China for my annual employee review with Xi. I remain a master strategist.
Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.
Poland is protecting the rights of Hungarians in Ukraine better than Hungary is.
OTD in 2019 we denied we had anything to do with the murderer we later traded for & welcomed with hugs and a red carpet.
This was in response to the polish president making what turned out to be a very accurate prediction. Although you gay westerners mocked him for it. x.com/DarthPutinKG...
OTD in 2008, soon after I invaded Georgia, I was interviewed by Germany's biggest TV channel ARD in which I said I recognize all of Ukraine’s borders, including Crimea. 3 days later we claimed a “sphere of influence” that includes Ukraine.
My trolls on our atrocities thru this war: 2022: It didn't happen. 2023: Missile fragments did it. 2024: Ukraine staged it. 2025: Ukraine deserves it.
What do we call it when two big countries get together to decide the fate of a smaller one?
You'd think a UN permanent security council member withdrawing from Convention for the Prevention of Torture would be bigger news. kyivindependent.com/ukraine-call...
Is anybody really surprised an adjudged rapist is blaming the victim of an attack?
That he put his own profile pic in the middle of the expletive is telling.
We have no interest in territories. We have the biggest territory in the world which we got by being so concerned by the people in territories that we killed them and replaced them with Russians in the territories we did not have an interest in.
The something of consequences rarely arrives lubed... The view from the bunker on day 1280 of my 3 day war.. youtu.be/XifJJe9iEFY
It will be interesting in the coming years to see if any of these people will be indicted the way "journalists" in Rwanda were.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, and that it won't shit on your grass anymore if you just give it your garden, it’s a Kremlin duck 🦆
This is the Zelensky that "has no cards".
The fact Ukraine still has an independence day in the 4th year of my 3 day war shows I remain a master strategist. #деньнезалежності
OTD in 1943 first battle of Kursk ended. Many Ukrainians, supplied by Americans, fought Nazis. All that has changed is the USA is on the side of the Nazis now.
OTD in 2023 Prigozhin developed a terminal case of altitude cancer and died. In unrelated news, he had recently said the reasons for our invasion of Ukraine were bullshit.
We even compensated the Nazis for the bits of the pact we broke. The few other treaties we actually honored were also with the Nazis.
OTD in 1939 the Molotov Ribbentrop pact was signed. It remains one of the very few treaties we have honored.
OTD in 1989 around 2 million people formed a human chain through Estonia, Lithuania & Latvia to beg mother Moscow not to remove its troops which were genuinely invited in as a result of nothing to do with Molotov Ribbentrop pact OTD 50 years prior...
"Donald has become Prez's errand boy". The weekly view from the bunker. youtu.be/-Kvttef9ElQ
The thief wants to be part of the neighborhood watch program.
Russia attacked Ukraine every day Donald was POTUS the 1st time Russia has attacked Ukraine every day Donald has been POTUS the 2nd time. He did nothing to stop us then. He will do nothing to stop us now.
We refuse to allow Ukraine to interfere in its own internal affairs.
Day 1274 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that a country with massive reserves of oil is running out of fuel. I remain a master strategist.
Less than 2 years later West Germany signed a deal with USSR for cheap gas. To Moscow it was clear that invasions won’t stop profits, Germany doesn’t care if east Europeans are invaded & Wandel Durch Handel is a crock.
The Warsaw Pact is the only mutual defense alliance in history to repeatedly invade itself as members were not permitted to interfere in their own internal affairs. Da. Prez is aware most of these tanks are now wrecks in Ukraine.
OTD in 1968 Soviet Russia invaded to save Czechoslovakia from the Prague Spring. Some of these tanks are in Ukraine today. We said we were protecting them from Nazis. Imagine such a bullshit excuse today...
That Russian, while in a Russian jail, in remote Russia, guarded by Russians, went for a walk under close surveillance by armed Russian prison guards & returned alone to his high security Russian jail cell where CIA killed him. The end.
Then that irrelevant Russian, while in a coma, was due to his irrelevance, given permission to leave Russia personally by the president of Russia so that when he returned to Russia he was arrested for leaving Russia without permission & put in a Russian jail
OTD in 2020 Navalny was poisoned. A short history.. A Russian in Russia, under close surveillance by Russian intelligence, left a hotel in Russia & got on a Russian plane going from Russia to Russia & consumed a Russian nerve agent only Russia has by the CIA.
Asking Ukraine to sign anything in Budapest is like asking a woman to sign an NDA with a man in the hotel room he drugged & raped her in.
Zelensky's summit with Trump - A Ukrainian view. 1-1 in the bunker with Darth youtu.be/3wkXEBQuU_4
If Ukraine changes its constitution to make my invasion legal, I promise to change Russian constitution to make next invasion illegal. Even though Russian law already says invasions are illegal.
We see them as Geneva Suggestions.
OTD in 2019 Russia withdrew from article 90 of protocol 1 of Geneva Conventions, which allows fact finding into serious violations of the convention. As if we'd be afraid of that being needed one day….for some reason.
I am willing to meet Zelensky the way Trump is willing to release the Epstein files.
At this stage no one would be surprised if Donald pasted the original Russian text into his tweets.
My main concern for Trump Zelensky meeting is that Donald tries to read the original Russian version of his statement.
We're the self declared successor state to the USSR. Western countries denounce the past policy of Nazi appeasement whereas justifying our own is Kremlin policy. All my trolls are morons. My trolls actually think we were somehow tricked into admitting this. But all my trolls are morons.
Other treaties we properly honored ofc being the other ones we signed with Nazi Germany, at least one of which also had a secret clause. It “bought USSR time for war against Nazis” which is why Stalin refused to to believe Nazis were about to invade despite being told they would
OTD in 1989 USSR admitted the secret clause of the Ribbentrop/Molotov pact. The pact remains one of very few treaties we have actually honored.
Day 1272 of my 3 day war. Great powers *do not* ask for security guarantees, they give them. If you still don't know how my war has reduced Russia, read that sentence again until you do. I remain a master strategist.
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
I'm worried that if Ukraine doesn't get security guarantees from West, I will need security guarantees from Ukraine. I remain a master strategist.
Russia: Invades Moldova 1992 1st Chechen war 1994-96 2nd Chechen war 1999-09 Georgia war 2008 1st invasion of Ukraine 2014-22 Syrian Civil War 2015 2nd invasion of Ukraine 2022-present Also Russia: "We'll promise to change our constitution so illegal war is illegal
Our demands of Dec 21 & what I've got for 1 million casualties: No new NATO members❌ NATO back to 91 line❌ No 🇺🇦 long range strike ability❌ 🇺🇦 army to be small❌ 🇺🇦allowed no aid when we attack again❌ Crimea is 🇷🇺❌ 🇷🇺 gets security guarantees❌ I remain a master strategist
Donald flew to Alaska to meet me. Now he's flying back to DC to pass my offer to Zelensky. I have made the President of the United States my errand boy.
Comrade @prune602.bsky.social is working on new economic figures that please czar.
Gave Donald picture to commemorate Alaska summit.
"Mr Putin, why have you had a million casualties to control less of Ukraine than you did 3 years ago?"
It's nice to be somewhere where I don't have to fear Ukraine killing me all the time. Pity it smells of diapers though.
Such a stark contrast.
"Bend over, Donald".
Wish I'd learned to play golf. Trump would be arming Russia by now and given how he plays, I'd still be close to a bunker while we did it.
Featuring this week comrade @mariadrutska.bsky.social whose tweet was filled with replies by her admirers who have already blocked Prez... for some reason.
"Donald's employee review in Alaska". The view from the bunker. youtu.be/7Z4952oZEMk
Me arriving in Alaska: Customs: Name? Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin Customs: Occupation? Me: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation.
You need no more proof that this war is being by run an idiot than Trump saying I am smart.
Preparing for summit with Donald.
Day 1268 of my 3 day war. We are now losing ships in a land war to a country without a navy in a sea 1000km overland from their nearest port. I remain a master strategist.
OTD in 1945 Japan surrendered to the USA, 6 days after the USSR declared war on them. They preferred to be occupied by a country that used 2 nukes on them... than the USSR
I'm a new kind of mob boss. I'm going to make Ukraine an offer they can't accept.
A number of Russian fighters died when a convoy of the Russian paramilitary group Africa Corps was caught in a jihadist ambush on August 1 near Ténenkou in the Mopti region of Mali. A regional specialist said at least 14 Russians were killed. www.france24.com/en/africa/20...
Getting ready to fly to Alaska. It occurs to me that the chances of being killed by a Ukrainian drone are small. But not zero.
4 months ago today we bombed an Easter church service in Sumy with cluster munitions. What you tolerate, you permit.
Hungarian Oblast is outraged Ukraine is defending itself.
OTD in 1784 Russian fur traders of Shelikhov-Golikov company massacred up to 3000 indigenous people on Sitkalidak Island in Russian Alaska. Russia peacefully expanded to become world's largest country.
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me all the time, make me POTUS www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Russian economy update with @prune602.bsky.social: Russian Railways are a train wreck.. youtu.be/KjXBllaEo6E
OTD in 2000 the Kursk submarine sank. I am still losing submarines and I am still losing Kursks. I remain a master strategist.
OTD in 2008 Poland’s President Lech Kaczyński was in Georgia, which Russia had just invaded, and said “today Georgia, tomorrow Ukraine”. But he was wrong so you can believe us about our invasion of...Ukraine.