If you buy a mini one, remember if you turn it on its side you have to let it sit for 24 hours. Ask me how I know.
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If you buy a mini one, remember if you turn it on its side you have to let it sit for 24 hours. Ask me how I know.
Freddie is looking down and smiling, saying "lovely darling". youtu.be/oygIWCseYI0?...
I've done it, but my ADHD rear has issues stirring a roux for 30 minutes.
Premiere League soccer: yes UK politics: with the crap happening here I don't have mental bandwidth to understand Labor/Reform/Stories/whatever. Sorry guys.
So if Carrie Underwood is upset that her workers are afraid to show up at her plantation-excuse me-farm, that implies to me she should be tried in court for hiring those workers.
Gumbo? (perks up)
My rep is Brett Guthrie. No chance of him signing it.
You're right, I can. But I'll do it now, too.
Dumbass.
Only one reason an old white dude like this goes to Thailand.
I wonder how many of those women will die in accidents in the near future.
I stand on the same side as her, but about 50 yards away minimum.
Sounds Canadian.
Sadly this will likely be the highlight of my day.
This post was at the top of my feed and got my hopes up.
Shelob cares not for government regulation.
Feel better now that you got that out?
I'm not normally a podcast guy, but the BSG reference may have sold me.
So say we all.
You know it's a period piece when the nurses aren't wearing scrubs with cat patterns.
Unless it's a digital clock.
Auntie Tom.
Yeah, he looks healthy as hell in that picture.
Not if it's a digital clock.
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My joking response is "you don't know that for sure". But my non-joking response is it takes a certain type of person to be a Republican representative from this state, and that type is not "decent human being". We have some real trash in the state legislature.
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less. - Maxim 27
Massie is a Republican from Kentucky. Don't start getting the idea he isn't a piece of crap.
Or he's one the ground after a stroke in his own waste but everyone is afraid to check on him because they could be sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
Nobody wants to wake him from his nap.
Man, Gordon Ramsey is competent, and if you watch the British versions instead of the American versions of his shows, a half decent guy. Hoping he recovers well from his skin cancer.
I'm not going to say hug it out, but I think you two are on the same page here.
Apparently I need to defend my turtle plant from my houseplant-living sister-in-law.
Sounds like he was playing their game and they didn't like it.
This is where I usually just answer "have a nice day", or "ok champ". There's no point to arguing with some people.
Wow, looks like I located Schumer's shadow account. Have a nice day.
He threatened Schumer's comfy spot.
Careful, you'll be kicked out for that. Ask David Hogg.
I think the least believable is that he likes black people. But it's close.
Sadly, walking into the room blasting "Here Comes Your Man" by The Pixies did not amuse my wife.
So he's saying I'm not normal? Fuck him with a habanero-lube dildo.
Project lawnmower update: had the wrong air vane springs. This might get done by October. 2027.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I'm surprisingly okay with this.
I have multiple fabric pots on my back porch, most dedicated to cherry tomatoes.
When I was stationed at Scott AFB IL and had to fly out of St Louis, I'd just hop the train from Scott (one end of the line) to the airport (other end of the line). No dealing with traffic in between.
Dude, Dr Lee is competent as hell and a successful businesswoman. The opposite of Mr Trump.
He hasn't ruled out racist, fascist, or any other ist though.
Yeah, but 20-30 minutes to charge versus 2-3 minutes for gas. It's like the arcades of the 80s where it turned out 25 cents per game did not end up being able to pay rent.
That loud WWHHHHRRRRR is Isaac Asimov spinning in his grave.
ADHD subsided long enough to get the first task done on my project lawnmower, the starter cord is replaced. Next up is the choke spring, then reinstall the carburator.
Been through it with three kids, and the oldest is about to do it with her own. I've been where you are.
For bringing food and medicine.
Why, no, whatever do you mean??? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink
Why not both?
Careful. My Chihuahua put me in the hospital two years after he died.
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I thought that was just life in general.
Earlier in the day he had rescued some orphaned puppies.
Don't start thinking Massie isn't a piece of shit.
Dude won the election because of those very machines he's bitching about.
My wife's cat is about 10% feral. My cat is the opposite and will plop down on me if Im still for more than 30 seconds.
He obviously knows where he’s going.
Meet my wife's cat.
If he can afford security, he can afford to pay money to the people he lied about.
Plus according to MAGA, that would make Trump gay.
A friend just got affected in a similar way: her insurance got affected by the mandate not to cover gender affirming treatment. I hope things work out for you.
Doesn't mean I want the Chinese having it too.
First rumors about Trump being dead, now rumors about Clinton... It's like we're cleaning house of shitty people who have been president.
I seriously doubt Trump is dead, but if he is, they should bury him face down so he can see where he's going.
Ok, enjoy the long weekend.
I don't really feel like buying a car that can be required to report my location and anything I say or do in my car back to the Chinese government, thanks.
Some people just want attention.
Are we allowed to use the term "pussy" to describe him?
But then how will Republicans compensate for small penis sizes?
I'm glad she's dead and hope to one day piss on her grave.
she said that “black” with a hard r
I was surprised no incidents involving a parking lot and tire iron occurred after the Luka trade.
Need to walk up to Trump's security detail and ask them "don't you think he looks tired?"
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves.
I won't censor it. What the fuck?
He'll back down when Mr Trump threatens him.
Well, give him points for admitting he's lying.
Her death was a service to this country.
Ashli Babbit is trending today and I think now is a great time to remind everyone she has been sober for over 4 years now.
Here's one, right to the feels. imgur.com/gallery/AUss...
I know there's no real evidence at all he has congestive heart failure, and I know we're the ones who deal with facts. But damn, what if the rumor WAS true? We need pleasant thoughts to sustain us.
The problem with kittens is they turn into cats.
I need to put a small party fund aside in case the news everyone wants to hear. Steak, potatoes, cake, etc.
Funny how the right wing used to claim the second amendment was a defense against tyranny. * not a threat of violence
So you're in favor of letting the residents starve to death.
Wouldn't be surprised if they were spotted walking hand-in-hand back to the private residence areas.
I feel sorry for the malaria.
Keep telling yourself that. 🤣
I had to generate this this morning as a joke, but I'll share because a cinnamon roll fairy is funny.
If you think I'm sitting here all upset that I got owned, you're really not important enough for me to feel that way.
