Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
How does he explain Utah, is my question.
Laughter, snark and sarcasm. PacNW. Car guy. Infosec dork. Usually in that order. I don't always follow back so don't feel compelled to follow.
5,053 followers 2,502 following 17,548 posts
view profile on Bluesky Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
How does he explain Utah, is my question.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
That is one racist, ignorant account.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
They're adding in more Trump pictures and Nazi flags and renaming the country "Trumplandia" and suspending elections. Nothing to see here.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
That's one way to look at it!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
An actual EO on mail-in voting and TX/FL/OH announce immediate compliance.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems futile.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Whoa!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
He's fine, it just took longer than expected to extract Lindsay Graham from him.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura Loomer is going to replace JD Vance.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
+1
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Facts.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm all for being wrong, wouldn't hurt my feelings tbh. If true, am be curious to see how it was done in so many states.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear, I'm not saying the counts shouldn't be investigated, I'm saying I personally don't think the final result would change - because more American voters are ignorant/awful than I'd like to admit.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
1.9 million less voted for Harris *in her own state* than Biden. Either those results are rigged or people underestimate racism and sexism in the US + how important it is to have a full primary season vs. pres bowing out at the last minute.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
The best thing about this thread is it makes me realize I am not the most ignorant person on the planet. I am no history major, but.....good God man.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Say you don't know the term "history" even exists!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Seconded.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
100%
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
π―
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
2/2 But losing 1.9 million votes in her home state tells the story IMO. She is also down hundreds of thousands in blue uncontested states (even >100,000 in uncontested red states like Mississippi) tells me Biden '20 voters just stayed home. I doubt that CA numbers were fudged in a meaningful way.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
1/2 While I don't dispute there were irregularities, I can't see how there's 800k of them in NY. Harris was down almost 2 million votes to Biden '20 in her home state of California, 480K in Illinois and 440K in New Jersey. I have these numbers because I too, wondered WTF happened.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Were you aware that Harris had less votes than Biden '20 in 47 out of 50 states? She had 800k less in NY, seems unlikely much voting cheating there. Same story for so many other states, red and blue alike. Trump didn't pick up many from '20, but Harris was down nearly *everywhere* v. Biden
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
And at this rate even SCOUTS couldn't rule on them all if they wanted to, simply due to the volume of cases, it seems.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Free drinks for the entire crew. And may the DoJ people suffer endless karma..
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Absolutely yes!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning Kimb, hope your day is better than expected. βοΈ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
This feel quite accurate.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Golf course burial. In Venezuela.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
So, you're basically a superhero at this point.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
For me it was coup de grace, first read the term at 9-10 and was probably 16 before I heard it spoken and "Ooohhhhhh!"
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
So, you're saying there's a chance...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. You're.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
ππ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
I think just hope. Trump goes off social media for 24 hours and rumors fly.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
"We talked about everything" is how you know every word following is an absolute lie. To Trump "everything" = "he talked about himself the entire time"
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Secret trip to Israel is my guess, gotta plan golden towers in Gaza.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
And some not-very-oblique!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Only one way to find out...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
My bet's on the dart, landing on that penguin island we tariffed earlier.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
ππ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got four more wars to stop this weekend.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
ππ But also in my case, true. My brain response is "if I can get myself to laugh about it, it can't hurt me as much" and it works for the most part. It's a reflex. Weird but true.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping Weekend at Bernie's.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Seconded! Only the very very cultured will get the reference.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we're safe until the crown makes contact with the orange skin.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
π
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how it's supposed to work! π
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
The beatings will continue until the dictator's morale improves.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
This earned you a second follow from me, Connor. ππ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Let's give 'em PTSD without the gunfire", amirite?
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knew?
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
More voters than six or seven red states combined. You know, the ones MAGA overlooks that land doesn't vote.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Missing a day of news in 2025 is like missing a year of it in 2005.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
The floor is right there, Kimb.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Literally Project 2025 is following the president's mission.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
But....long enough to enjoy a drink or two! Labs can't look cute *and* order drinks.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
What the hell?
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
That works. I have no other preference other than it start sooner than later :).
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
People often confuse "socially acceptable" with 1A. Flag burning comes to immediate mind, for no reason...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
They really mean watching cartoons.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Not too slow, please.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Hell of a juxtaposition there
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Let's make it happen.
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Can join my political party called "don't be a dick"
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
ππ€£
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Because ultimately, you're very human.
50501: The Peopleβs Movement βπ (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
Itβs official. September 6th. From all across this nation. We march in D.C. Join us.
ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) reposted
well well well www.the-downballot.com/p/iowa-democ...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Welcoming". Love that for them.
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted
Fun fact: adding alt text to your image makes your post more discoverable than any hashtags you pile in. Because when people search for posts - search includes alt text.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Goats! All day every day! So damn cute!
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
"President Donald Trumpβs decision to >illegally attempt to dismiss< Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook..." Forgot some words there, CNN.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
This is how you do it.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Social media 101, tbh.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
If I hadn't been following you already, this would have sealed it. π
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
So much winning.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
FUCK ME DO NOT DESCRIBE TRUMP'S PLANS IN THE HEADLINES WITHOUT NOTING THEY ARE ILLEGAL.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Stop, or I will say stop again!"
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Found: bag of dicks, gently used....well except some of them have clearly Seen Some Things..."
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
I've used Apple Pay on my phone exactly once....because I had forgot my wallet but had my phone! π€£π€£
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Lewis Black FTW
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably water color paint.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
ππ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
ππ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
The future IS stupid.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
LOL
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
ππ
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Creative.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you move but forget to tell yourself?
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
I'm sorry what. www.foxnews.com/politics/nat...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus, she is still guilty.
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Solid logic. Wait, no the hell it isn't. www.arcadian.ai/blogs/blogs/...
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social)
Also: STILL GUILTY
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Left out: "BUT I AM STILL CONVICTED OF CRIMES AGAINST MINORS"
Dave's not here, man! (@davewithturbos.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of their words might as well be "don't use the word 'it' "