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created September 26, 2023

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A minor point but one that's annoying: neither of those coffees are lattes. Those are just coffees. The closer one has a bit of milk, but the other one by the guy they're implying is a "performative male"'s right hand is black coffee.

4/9/2025, 1:40:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They used this as an excuse to do all the things they wanted to do anyway

3/9/2025, 9:08:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Concepts!"

3/9/2025, 8:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show bunnies please

1/9/2025, 1:49:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rick Wilson is a soulless grifter who has spent his entire professional career making money lying to rubes.

29/8/2025, 8:00:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:48:22 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Example: one movie starts with "Stalker" (as he's called) stopping a group of bandits from assaulting a woman, and then proceeds to get ready to do it himself but then can't which is played as a "aw shucks! Too bad!" humorous moment

28/8/2025, 5:52:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the only way to watch a DeathStalker movie. People want to see the DS movies because "oh bad sword and sorcery! They must be so bad they're good!" but no, all of the DS movies are deeply infused with the worst kinds stuff from the genre including SA.

28/8/2025, 5:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of people know that Rep Issa's company makes that alarm. What a lot of people don't know is that it's actually his voice in the alarm's recorded warnings.

26/8/2025, 1:47:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr Rogers got that 5-9 make believe grindset

25/8/2025, 5:59:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"15 minute recipe" that requires preheating the oven to 500? the fuck outta here

25/8/2025, 4:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are these consistently so good?

22/8/2025, 11:14:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like a reverse Gravy Robbers www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4WA...

22/8/2025, 11:06:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honest question: what does he mean that he "gave his life to Christ" there? Is that just a phrase meaning he made a commitment to himself in the parking lot? Or did he do something tangible, like convert during a meeting someone was holding in the lot or did he like get baptized in the barrel?

21/8/2025, 5:39:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 4:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 1:12:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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get his ass, judy

19/8/2025, 10:17:01 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most pharmaceutical companies want to cure diseases. Think about it like this: Company A sells a lucrative treatment for disease X. There's no reason for companies B,C,D to not try to develop a cure for X. Having a less lucrative cure is still better for B,C,D than the nothing they're getting now

19/8/2025, 8:39:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously? Well, first reasons off the top of my head: Just threatening a politician is a felony which can get you (quite literally) enslaved or at least lose you your job/healthcare "Storming Congress" doesn't achieve anything (see Jan 6) US LE is famous for indiscriminate violence and lethality

19/8/2025, 7:53:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first screening of Totoro in 1988 was a double feature with studio Ghibli's film Grave of the Fireflies.

2/6/2025, 9:07:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Who bought my baby shoes? Babies don't need shoes. They can't walk. Stupid, thoughtless gift.

26/5/2025, 1:33:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

23/5/2025, 4:14:05 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh come on... you know what Libertarians really want

20/5/2025, 4:57:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"the data is somewhat mixed on imports" no, it's really not.

8/5/2025, 5:59:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The purple haze in the picture here is the artistic representation of the tens of thousands of Filipino laborers' spirits haunting the park

8/5/2025, 5:21:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, killjoy committee staffer on the left, at least crack a smile. He's dropping legit funny lines

8/5/2025, 4:43:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Senior year my best friend's car stalls in the Taco Bell parking lot. Before we can even get out, out of no where the kindly, smiling host of our local UHF channel jogs up and while telling a charming story about a similar car he had pushes us until we get it restarted and were on our way. Magic.

8/5/2025, 3:46:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the "pied piper strategy" comes to mind first

8/5/2025, 2:30:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but c'mon. we can all tell whether they admit it or not

7/5/2025, 1:55:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Acktung!

5/5/2025, 4:58:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two songs have been written about *Twin Falls, Idaho* and only one about Funky Town. There have been twice as many songs welcoming people to the jungle than there have been about Funky Town! It's absurd!

5/5/2025, 2:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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live photos use up a tremendous amount of space compared to regular photos and Apple makes a killing off selling and then continuously upgrading icloud subscriptions

5/5/2025, 2:05:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Cuts to science funding COULD hurt U.S. economy” They absolutely WILL hurt the US economy it’s only a question of what magnitude of damage they’ll do Feckless, craven NYT editors refuse to rise to the challenge every time

30/4/2025, 10:16:33 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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appeasement has gone so well for y'all. glad to see you tripling down on it

29/4/2025, 3:33:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tiny Spanish villa with a most unfortunate and unpleasant name?

29/4/2025, 1:50:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Is it time for old guard Dems to have torch ripped from their spiteful, selfish bony clutches?"

28/4/2025, 6:18:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Libertarian option pictured here)

28/4/2025, 5:51:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"If we just make everyone involved sign NDAs, no one will ever find out" is top tier drug addicted private industry guy thinking

28/4/2025, 5:47:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From the Aliens trivia page: "Paul Reiser's own parents hated Burke so much that they cheered at his death and Reiser's sister even punched him for playing such a loathsome character."

28/4/2025, 3:40:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw a comedy once about this guy here. He was kind, friendly, cooperative etc but got into all kinds of mischief. I don’t remember what it’s called so unfortunately I can’t recommend it to Mr Cleese

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"FEMALE PROGRESS ON MURRAY HILL, BROOKLYN--REVOLT OF YOUNG GIRLS AGAINST THE TRAMMELS OF SOCIETY"

A historic newspaper image of three young women smoking blatantly in front of a pair of older folks who are aghast
26/4/2025, 10:34:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes. yes. we are all aware you're here posting (bam. gotcha.)

26/4/2025, 10:08:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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because we're waiting for opposite day because that's their worst movie

26/4/2025, 10:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's no coincidence that the roles VV resonates with are him creepin on underaged women, or being manipulative or being just plain sketchy. That really seems to be part of who he is. References: 1: His interview on Hot Ones 2: The Break Up 3: Four Christmases

26/4/2025, 2:45:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but stopped after a bad experience trying to date the other leads and creeping out another so bad she refused to do a sex scene with him (2,3) Now he chooses to do ultra violent films. Add this all to the rumors of his anti social behavior with fans and a pretty consistent portrait emerges.

26/4/2025, 2:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like you're probably a nice guy that's just missing the boat here, so I'll break it down for you Vince Vaughn is famous enough to pick his projects and he refuses to do comedic movies now because there's no longer a big market for creepy/sex pest jokes(1). He then tried romantic comedies

26/4/2025, 2:43:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are few movies that can make me laugh out loud. There are fewer that can do it multiple times during the course of the movie. And only one that can make me laugh out loud, multiple times every time I watch it.

26/4/2025, 1:29:32 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We'll start HERE" "...At goofy clown face"

26/4/2025, 1:25:11 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoa the actor playing the gross, sex-pest friend from Swingers is a reactionary? The guy who creeps on teens in Old School has right wing views? You’re telling me the guy who plays manipulative creeps in Wedding Crashers and The Break-up and Couples Retreat supports Republ

25/4/2025, 1:56:35 AM | 281 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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dumb author, NYT think pieces only anger roko's basilisk

24/4/2025, 6:29:05 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"For the sixth year in a row, women made up the majority of applicants, matriculants, and total [medical school] enrollment." www.aamc.org/news/press-r...

15/4/2025, 7:06:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Suicide of a horse at Chatham, N.Y."

A historic newspaper illustration of a gaunt horse that has somehow hung itself and a bearded blacksmith looking at the horse.
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"er, eh, hey dere bubs, you got one of dem horbles chormbles?"

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"A NEW HAVEN LANDLORD CALLING UPON A PHYSICIAN FOR HIS RENT IS SHOWN A SKELETON AS A WARNING NOT TO COME AGAIN."

A historic newspaper illustration of two well dressed men, one of whom is gesturing to a medical reference skeleton to the other man who looks shocked.
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"A FEROCIOUS BEAR IN A LADY'S CHAMBER, LOUISVILLE, KY."

A historic newspaper illustration of a young woman in nightgown running from a bear which has had her nightclothes thrown onto it
25/3/2025, 1:06:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dreadator

24/3/2025, 11:12:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sam Servo: After our long, harrowing journey we're in the heart of Mt Doom! Quickly Mr Crowdo, throw the ring into the fire! Crow: The what? S: The Magical Ring of Powe- C: Ohhh... I don't have it S: WHAT Crow: Yeah, I used it to pay for our loaded chili cheese fries back at the Prancing Pony

13/3/2025, 1:50:41 PM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you an AI bot programmed to generate bad takes and insipid comments?

13/3/2025, 3:49:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"A SOMNAMBULIC YOUNG LADY IN STEUBENVILLE, OHIO, ENTERS A YOUNG GENTLEMAN'S ROOM AND CONFISCATES HIS CLOTHING"

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Or her hat?

6/3/2025, 2:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"MISS ANSWER OF LYME, N.H., INTRODUCES HER WONDERFUL NEW INSTRUMENT, THE GOOSE-NECK. SHE HAS TRAINED THE GOOSE SO THAT BY HOLDING IT UNDER HER ARM, AND APPLYING DEXTEROUSLY A SERIES OF SQUEEZES, PINCHES AND TICKLES, IT SINGS (OR QUACKS) IN CREDITABLE STYLE, THE ANCIENT BALLAD, "OLD HUNDRED."

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It’s depressing how few guests there are. The musicians and staff outnumber guests.

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"TAMING A SCOLDING WIFE--SKIMMERHORN COMES HOME LATE AND TICKLES HIS WIFE WITH A ROASTED OYSTER ON THE END OF A STICK"

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i go there for primo nachos

25/2/2025, 6:46:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤘

23/2/2025, 10:01:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Gulf of Bountiful"?

23/2/2025, 8:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly I must report he and his U-Haul full of hell are stuck under a bridge on Storrow

23/2/2025, 4:26:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they're going to say the $4 government checks are causing inflation and eggs will go up to $7 each

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I have always kind of wondered who buys the computer generated shirts in ads on the sides of websites, and now I know

21/2/2025, 9:49:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Randall Park already did a perfect doctor show: Dr Miracles. Why make something new that could never measure up to that?

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Irish potato snack technology is years beyond America's

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Junior R Tolkien

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"EVIL COMMUNICATIONS CORRUPT GOOD MORALS--A HORSE IN DETROIT, ASHAMED OF THE COMPANY HE IS IN, RUNS AWAY AND LEAVES THEM BEHIND HIM."

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Or Henry Knox: an obese bookstore owner and logistic/engineering/artillery polymath who was key to winning the Revolutionary War

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"THE PERILS OF BALLOONING--SHOCKING ACCIDENT TO DONALDSON, THE AERONAUT, AT CHILICOTHE"

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Schumer every time:

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12/2/2025, 9:07:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Economists agree: It's totally cool and fine to remove the word "equity" from all government documents and that this will cause zero problems. 👍

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When the presidential honeymoon period is over and musk becomes a scapegoat for all the unpopular slashing and burning and he's forced to confront the real hate so many people have for him, he's going to... uh... not do well

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All the “let’s call Trump [whatever] and it’ll make him so angry!” posts we’re a huge waste of time because Trump never cared and also because he can’t read But this. This is good. Because it’s clear EM cares soooo much and gets so goddamn upset when someone “doesn’t get his epic jokes”

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TLP are republican grifters that Trump does not care about at. all.

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I can’t even imagine how many more lives that could have been saved if Oskar Schindler had access to the safe, roomy and fuel efficient Volvo 240 GL wagon

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Erasing all records of Soviet Safeway existing

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Mueller She Wrote still exists. And that people continue to pay money to listen to it. There is still hope in the world 🙏

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I’m with Totoro on this

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They say the safest time to fly is immediately after a plane crash. Now imagine how unbelievably safe it is to fly after, like, FOUR plane crashes!

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Oh come now that’s impossible. None of those little guys are going to procreate.

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Worth remembering that those Dems probably had a Capitol Hill PD security detail with them during the press conference.

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bsky.app/profile/susa...

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Another good reason is that every day law enforcement in the US demonstrates its willingness to brutally murder innocent citizens with impunity

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Lots of people taking the 1 level rogue WH staffer dip to get skills and feats

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Absolutely. OP is just going for an easy win with a weak straw man. In the US kids are taught to do a 1040EZ. That’s sufficient for most kids for the first several years of their career. Anything more would be irrelevant and or forgotten by the time they could even use it.

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You just admitted you like R. In public.

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"A SLEEPY LOVER HUGS A STICK OF WOOD IN KNOXVILLE, INDIANA."

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The House is almost evenly split D and R. There are 9 R House members in California. Some whose districts have been effected by the wildfires. If even 1 or 2 of them side with their constituents it would completely wreck Trump's ability to pass legislation

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SpaceX crewed space flight

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Too much of the LDS

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And “facility” should = “country”

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Tablet loaded with paw patrol or cocomelon. Also give them caffeine 👍

23/1/2025, 5:37:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re in for a rough evening when you settle down with that expectation and watch Grave of Fireflies

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If Slayers is “vintage” that makes Lupin III, Macross, UY etc “historic” anime And Yamato, Mazinger, Doraemon etc “pre historic” And tetsuan atom I guess is fossil record?

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