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Pawtism
(34-He/Him or They/Them) Call me Luce or Robb on here. IRL Sayaka Miki. #CancelKopf This is Chicago Catholic League Trash Talk Account, Minors DNI sorry.
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Pawtism
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Hey thats why I got a Chad Pennigton jersey.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Barron is doing a collab with Adin Ross
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Also does he realize that Dirk made my brother and huge Mavs fan.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Your right but he said it in the dorkiest way possible.
ghosty (@ghostymost.bsky.social) reposted
anyone in chicago wanna hire a trans woman trying to get out of texas?
MisterJayEm (@misterjayem.bsky.social) reposted
Did you and the A.I. split an appetizer? No? Then buddy you're not dating.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Tbh im a millennial and know people my age like this.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
The dems need to look at this guy as a wakeup call...
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Naomi just doing everything right, just some amazing tennis.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Lee Corso throwing away the Bevo head and screaming give me the Epstien Files!!!
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
How do these dudes always have the real name and no profile picture
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Wake me when they throw the unsealed epstien files
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Great Clips got Big Justice doing ads now.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Well that was a valuable lesson
Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted
Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
My kid lost half a year when she was learning to read and write but she's doing amazing now and my godson was a freshman who lost half a year of HS and now he's loving life in college. Kids are risilient. Their whiny parents aren't.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Man Mr. Beast is gonna get views for this.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Osaka and Gauff both always look so cool and collected.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Id go Gordon Ramsey on them, Fiesta Sunrise Gordon Ramsey
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
I'm calling the ICC
Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) reposted
People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
You have 35 letters in your name 27 of them are consonants. If it was a puzzle on wheel of fortune grown men would cry, you cant make fun of this.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Can't wait for someone to complain about Raja's name and get upset I pronounced their Lithuanian or Polish name wrong.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
People who were born in the final season of Charlie Weis can vote
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
AUTOMATIC REPOST
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
*hears the canaries signed a defender from Morocco* "Grandpa's rolling in his grave"
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Major "upset his third division team signed a striker from Ghana" vibes.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
This man is extremely Br*tish
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
This is america center-right will always be seen as left wing.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
ESPN has some sorry this match is going long vibes
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
God I wish Maher went .
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly this is great local journalism that I want to know about
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Boycotting the NFL because they put End Racism in the endzone instead of Release the Epstien Files
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Huge news to young me who had Kobe and Elway jerseys i always wore.
Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted
Networks love Mario Cristobal because fans are afraid to turn off the TV even when his team has a 90% chance of winning.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
I've never seen a bar go into confused despair until now.
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reposted
The beautiful game
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
The fuck...
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Football
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Bring back group B
The Athletic (@theathletic.com) reposted
Lee Corso’s last “College GameDay” was the most-watched episode in the history of the college football traveling road show. It averaged 3.5 million viewers on ESPN and ESPNU, and peaked at 5.1 million viewers, per fast national data from Nielsen. www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted
mario cristobal’s hilariously bad clock management being bailed out by an otherworldly athletic play, we are so back
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
How did he catch that
🜄 greybriar 🜁 (@greybriar.art) reposted
It was mostly cocaine and straight up opium, but the point stands.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
The second picture makes his head look extra small
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
The bar I am at advertises for showing three different college teams: Notre Dame, Purdue and Kansas.
Second Great Bisexual Awakening (@suesswassersee.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/oqrtoFWglMY
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
What the fuck is Miami thinking
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Put down your crum...
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
We don’t call it the Mario Cristobal Clock Commander Award for nothing.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
They using beef tallow next. I got nothing against beef tallow but it's now the anti-woke thing for some reason.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
I read this in tourettes guy's voice
The Athletic | Football (@theathleticfc.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 Liverpool have reached an agreement to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle United. The deal is worth £130million ($176m) to Newcastle due to solidarity payments and will cost Liverpool £125m. Isak will undergo a medical on Monday before completing his move. www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Aisle424 Has Fallen (@aisle424.bsky.social) reposted
The best shape of his life bit makes me wonder if we could try putting him on the cover of Madden and see if that finishes him off.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
So many Tumblr girlies fell in love with him and then watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and it broke them
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Someone blast "7th Floor Crew"
Nikita Gill (@nikitagill.bsky.social) reposted
Mary Shelley wrote an entire book trying to warn us about extremely arrogant nerds who create things irresponsibly and take no accountability for them for when they wreck society, by the way.
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
This is so much longer and so much worse than I thought it would be
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Today i saw what my own personal version of hell was and it was Charlie Kirk speaking at Texas A&M
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Honestly was waiting for a temple guard to pop out
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
There goes my hero... watch him as he gooeesssss....
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Only he could go out like that.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Woof Villa...woof
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
This is a Persona palace that would make me cry, shit makes Okimura's palace look like shopping mall.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Chinatown has some amazing food. Especially Hello Jasmine
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
I'm nowhere near the Mount Greenwood stereotype but I am going out to watch Notre Dame... I'm just a fan of Marcus Freeman I swear.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
I went to this in Milwaukee last year and it was awesome, have a great time.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Can't believe it's invaded our streets and we just let it happen
Hot Commie Summer (@misscurly12.bsky.social) reposted
Chicago is such a hellhole that last night the youths set up a volleyball net in the side yard of the HS across the street from me and played volleyball. They even had the audacity to ask if they were being too loud.
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
I think Dave Portnoy may piss himself
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Also don't commit 5 turnovers
JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Maybe you could let your opponent wear white to honor the people who passed away in one of the most devastating disasters in the countries history.
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Spectacular from Szoboszlai
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
You know this makes me hate humanity
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Bruh I get Kristi Noem on my local channels all the fucking time.
Joan Arbuckle: Cartoonist Lady (@joantoonz.bsky.social) reposted
Absolutely PERFECT shirt from @simplenicks.bsky.social omg
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
I was at the last concert at the Chicago Theater before covid and they were actually powerwashing the stairs at the Midway L stop
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
I mean Dabo is the corniest youth pastor ever
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
College football successfully spoiled an anime for me
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Its not the person I followed who went to a Michigan game in full Kigurumi cosplay but still
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Me too
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
BRO WHO AT FRESNO STATE HAS THE ANIME GIRL FLAG
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
I'm still pissed he sold the Mavs
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Good
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
Sorry Michigan but you are on fraud watch
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Just move to my overpriced city 5head
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent
Huh maybe don't play a week after coming back from Dublin
2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)
I want to pants the yell leader.
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Rat Hole slander on my timeline?