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2x EPBC Little League Champion

@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social

(34-He/Him or They/Them) Call me Luce or Robb on here. IRL Sayaka Miki. #CancelKopf This is Chicago Catholic League Trash Talk Account, Minors DNI sorry.

created July 13, 2023

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Pawtism

1/9/2025, 9:59:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey thats why I got a Chad Pennigton jersey.

1/9/2025, 8:51:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barron is doing a collab with Adin Ross

1/9/2025, 8:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also does he realize that Dirk made my brother and huge Mavs fan.

1/9/2025, 8:46:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your right but he said it in the dorkiest way possible.

1/9/2025, 8:45:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anyone in chicago wanna hire a trans woman trying to get out of texas?

1/9/2025, 7:25:59 PM | 19 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you and the A.I. split an appetizer? No? Then buddy you're not dating.

1/9/2025, 8:17:58 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tbh im a millennial and know people my age like this.

1/9/2025, 8:18:51 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dems need to look at this guy as a wakeup call...

1/9/2025, 7:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naomi just doing everything right, just some amazing tennis.

1/9/2025, 7:28:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lee Corso throwing away the Bevo head and screaming give me the Epstien Files!!!

1/9/2025, 7:25:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do these dudes always have the real name and no profile picture

1/9/2025, 7:25:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wake me when they throw the unsealed epstien files

1/9/2025, 7:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great Clips got Big Justice doing ads now.

1/9/2025, 7:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that was a valuable lesson

1/9/2025, 7:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:02:51 PM | 594 103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

1/9/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 4669 966 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

My kid lost half a year when she was learning to read and write but she's doing amazing now and my godson was a freshman who lost half a year of HS and now he's loving life in college. Kids are risilient. Their whiny parents aren't.

1/9/2025, 6:56:24 PM | 235 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man Mr. Beast is gonna get views for this.

1/9/2025, 6:57:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

Osaka and Gauff both always look so cool and collected.

1/9/2025, 6:54:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Id go Gordon Ramsey on them, Fiesta Sunrise Gordon Ramsey

1/9/2025, 6:53:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

I'm calling the ICC

1/9/2025, 6:50:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NSFW Mike Gundy

Cayden McFarland & @caydenmc • 26m Just checking in on the Mike Gundy press conference... Youlube oklahoma state athletics
1/9/2025, 6:40:35 PM | 133 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) reposted

People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.

A screenshot of Facebook comments. The first, from somebody named Marcella, says
1/9/2025, 2:52:39 PM | 3989 759 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent

You have 35 letters in your name 27 of them are consonants. If it was a puzzle on wheel of fortune grown men would cry, you cant make fun of this.

1/9/2025, 6:25:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

Can't wait for someone to complain about Raja's name and get upset I pronounced their Lithuanian or Polish name wrong.

1/9/2025, 6:23:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who were born in the final season of Charlie Weis can vote

1/9/2025, 6:18:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AUTOMATIC REPOST

1/9/2025, 6:14:16 PM | 64 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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*hears the canaries signed a defender from Morocco* "Grandpa's rolling in his grave"

1/9/2025, 6:14:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Major "upset his third division team signed a striker from Ghana" vibes.

1/9/2025, 6:07:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This man is extremely Br*tish

1/9/2025, 6:06:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is america center-right will always be seen as left wing.

1/9/2025, 6:03:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#rikinyart

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1/9/2025, 1:52:47 PM | 123 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

ESPN has some sorry this match is going long vibes

1/9/2025, 5:53:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I wish Maher went .

1/9/2025, 5:48:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Honestly this is great local journalism that I want to know about

1/9/2025, 5:29:19 PM | 412 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boycotting the NFL because they put End Racism in the endzone instead of Release the Epstien Files

1/9/2025, 5:45:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

Huge news to young me who had Kobe and Elway jerseys i always wore.

1/9/2025, 5:35:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Networks love Mario Cristobal because fans are afraid to turn off the TV even when his team has a 90% chance of winning.

1/9/2025, 2:51:25 AM | 134 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never seen a bar go into confused despair until now.

1/9/2025, 2:32:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The beautiful game

1/9/2025, 2:30:30 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fuck...

1/9/2025, 2:29:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Football

1/9/2025, 2:29:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring back group B

1/9/2025, 2:18:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Athletic (@theathletic.com) reposted

Lee Corso’s last “College GameDay” was the most-watched episode in the history of the college football traveling road show. It averaged 3.5 million viewers on ESPN and ESPNU, and peaked at 5.1 million viewers, per fast national data from Nielsen. www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

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1/9/2025, 1:54:14 AM | 301 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ridiculous

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1/9/2025, 1:10:36 AM | 949 191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted

mario cristobal’s hilariously bad clock management being bailed out by an otherworldly athletic play, we are so back

1/9/2025, 1:10:23 AM | 171 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

How did he catch that

1/9/2025, 1:08:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🜄 greybriar 🜁 (@greybriar.art) reposted

It was mostly cocaine and straight up opium, but the point stands.

1/9/2025, 12:50:01 AM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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The second picture makes his head look extra small

1/9/2025, 12:58:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

The bar I am at advertises for showing three different college teams: Notre Dame, Purdue and Kansas.

1/9/2025, 12:33:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/oqrtoFWglMY

1/9/2025, 12:10:28 AM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

What the fuck is Miami thinking

1/9/2025, 12:10:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put down your crum...

31/8/2025, 11:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t call it the Mario Cristobal Clock Commander Award for nothing.

31/8/2025, 11:54:39 PM | 101 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

31/8/2025, 11:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They using beef tallow next. I got nothing against beef tallow but it's now the anti-woke thing for some reason.

31/8/2025, 11:53:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read this in tourettes guy's voice

31/8/2025, 11:53:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Athletic | Football (@theathleticfc.bsky.social) reposted

🚨 Liverpool have reached an agreement to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle United. The deal is worth £130million ($176m) to Newcastle due to solidarity payments and will cost Liverpool £125m. Isak will undergo a medical on Monday before completing his move. www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...

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31/8/2025, 11:42:15 PM | 169 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best shape of his life bit makes me wonder if we could try putting him on the cover of Madden and see if that finishes him off.

31/8/2025, 11:49:42 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

So many Tumblr girlies fell in love with him and then watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and it broke them

31/8/2025, 11:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone blast "7th Floor Crew"

31/8/2025, 11:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikita Gill (@nikitagill.bsky.social) reposted

Mary Shelley wrote an entire book trying to warn us about extremely arrogant nerds who create things irresponsibly and take no accountability for them for when they wreck society, by the way.

31/8/2025, 10:46:15 PM | 21514 5187 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so much longer and so much worse than I thought it would be

31/8/2025, 11:05:37 PM | 242 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 7:47:12 AM | 3940 839 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

Today i saw what my own personal version of hell was and it was Charlie Kirk speaking at Texas A&M

31/8/2025, 8:21:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly was waiting for a temple guard to pop out

31/8/2025, 8:02:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There goes my hero... watch him as he gooeesssss....

31/8/2025, 8:02:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only he could go out like that.

31/8/2025, 8:01:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

Woof Villa...woof

31/8/2025, 7:57:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

This is a Persona palace that would make me cry, shit makes Okimura's palace look like shopping mall.

31/8/2025, 7:29:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chinatown has some amazing food. Especially Hello Jasmine

31/8/2025, 7:23:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm nowhere near the Mount Greenwood stereotype but I am going out to watch Notre Dame... I'm just a fan of Marcus Freeman I swear.

31/8/2025, 7:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to this in Milwaukee last year and it was awesome, have a great time.

31/8/2025, 7:08:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't believe it's invaded our streets and we just let it happen

31/8/2025, 7:05:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hot Commie Summer (@misscurly12.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago is such a hellhole that last night the youths set up a volleyball net in the side yard of the HS across the street from me and played volleyball. They even had the audacity to ask if they were being too loud.

31/8/2025, 6:52:01 PM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Dave Portnoy may piss himself

31/8/2025, 6:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also don't commit 5 turnovers

31/8/2025, 6:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:21:46 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe you could let your opponent wear white to honor the people who passed away in one of the most devastating disasters in the countries history.

31/8/2025, 5:17:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spectacular from Szoboszlai

31/8/2025, 5:15:22 PM | 367 114 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know this makes me hate humanity

31/8/2025, 5:02:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bruh I get Kristi Noem on my local channels all the fucking time.

31/8/2025, 4:50:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely PERFECT shirt from @simplenicks.bsky.social omg

A shirt with an angel furry on it and a rainbow with the text SILLY BY CHOICE GAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
31/8/2025, 4:29:51 PM | 42 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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:)

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Profile picture Boxic 🏁 (@boxicfunk.bsky.social) reposted

Wanted to draw Miku 🎵 #Art #HatsuneMiku

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NICE WIN BYU

GOCOUGS BYU 69 PORTLAND ST. 00 cougs win! HALF OFF PIZZA BYU FANS GET 50% OFF ONLINE PIZZAS WITH CODE
31/8/2025, 3:13:09 AM | 62 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was at the last concert at the Chicago Theater before covid and they were actually powerwashing the stairs at the Midway L stop

31/8/2025, 3:01:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean Dabo is the corniest youth pastor ever

31/8/2025, 3:00:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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College football successfully spoiled an anime for me

31/8/2025, 2:56:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its not the person I followed who went to a Michigan game in full Kigurumi cosplay but still

31/8/2025, 2:49:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too

31/8/2025, 2:48:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BRO WHO AT FRESNO STATE HAS THE ANIME GIRL FLAG

31/8/2025, 2:45:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still pissed he sold the Mavs

31/8/2025, 2:43:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social)

Good

31/8/2025, 2:40:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry Michigan but you are on fraud watch

31/8/2025, 2:11:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just move to my overpriced city 5head

31/8/2025, 2:07:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2x EPBC Little League Champion (@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social) reply parent

Huh maybe don't play a week after coming back from Dublin

31/8/2025, 2:06:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to pants the yell leader.

31/8/2025, 1:59:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rat Hole slander on my timeline?

31/8/2025, 1:56:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view