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They key to capturing the "Tinsley style" is to get really wasted, first.
Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) http://thisishistorictimes.com/
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They key to capturing the "Tinsley style" is to get really wasted, first.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes it look like he's trying to say a slur.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
LOOK, he is a NUMBERS guy, not a LETTERS guy, OKAY?!
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I did.
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*Trump dies* The Washington Post: Here's What This Says About Joe Biden's Health
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You're the one who brought it up and keeps jabbering about it.
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Too bad he didn't die sooner than that.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a you problem.
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Schrödinger's President
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Who are you, again?
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more like death cam
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ah so that's what this is all about bsky.app/profile/darl...
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps you suck at searching the web as much as you suck at everything else? It probably doesn't help that many search engines are currently broken by so-called "AI," but you seem quite dumb and lazy so I doubt that makes much of a difference in your case.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
My cartoons and illustrations have been published in a number of local, regional, and national outlets, including but not limited to the Portland Mercury, Willamette Week, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, the New York Times, and the Washington Post.
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He got so excited about his boss's imminent demise that the couch gave him fatal levels of rug-burn.
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hey in that case any chance you could head over there and do us all favor
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J.D. Vance got stuck and medical intervention is required to free him.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't spell that without "die."
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Gettin' a lotta use out of this image the last few days...
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TV's Father of TV's Frank
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I mean they deserve to be stiffed, to be fair.
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Called it: bsky.app/profile/deep...
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By "normal" she undoubtedly means "Wonder."
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I like the way Revlis thinks!
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Someone should preemptively create his account for him so we can all get started blocking it.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Quit posting AI-generated shit.
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Pack it in, Baquack Obamailures.
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP EVERYTHING SUCKS NOBODY FUCKS
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
In the most recent picture I saw of him, he looked like one of those guys who responded to the George Costanza casting call when they were developing the "Jerry" pilot on Seinfeld.
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"Blueskyism" giving strong "Obamailures" energy.
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How many national awards have you won for editorial cartooning or anything else, for that matter?
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🎵 HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOD! HIS NAME IS JARED! HIS NAME IS JARED, AND HE LIKES TO EAT THE SANDICHES! 🎵
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
What misogyny? Do you mean the misogyny of denying a woman agency by constantly blaming her own decisions and actions on somebody else, perhaps?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
You have done more to support Trump than I have.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps she should have tried to earn my vote instead of attempting to obtain it via extortion?
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THERE'S ONLY ONE BRUCE BINGELY THERE'S ONLY EVER GONNA BE ONE BRUCE BINGELY
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Nobody gives a shit, you unbelievable loser
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost as if I'm actually working on that stuff RIGHT NOW instead of explaining it to you. You aren't entitled to progress reports until after you pay me: donations@thisishistorictimes.com
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So the candidate is not responsible for the activities and tactics of their campaign, by your estimation? "But are we really willing to decide that a nearly 3 million edge in the popular vote is failure?" Did it get her elected? "Yes" or "no?"
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm saying it didn't work, and her failure directly enabled Trump. Who's responsible for having chosen that failed strategy?
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You brought her up, dipshit.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm doing more than you are, clearly.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Did it get her elected?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
These ones: www.salon.com/2016/11/09/t... "Were they the parts that delivered her the popular vote?" Are those the same ones that failed to get her elected?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Who was responsible for Hillary's campaign operatives deliberately aiding Donald Trump's campaign, if not the candidate herself? Who was responsible for Hillary's full-throated support of the Defense of Marriage Act? Who was responsible for Hillary voting yes on the 2003 invasion of Iraq?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
I made that cartoon, stupid. Developing the idea and then drawing it obviously took more thought than you're putting into any of your mindless quacking, here.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Among Hillary's accomplishments, how would you rate her decision to deliberately aid Donald Trump's primary campaign, as a "pied piper candidate," as her staff put it?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you support the Defense of Marriage Act?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you hate the children of Yemen so much, you creep? What did they ever do to you?
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The funniest scenario would be if Trump actually did survive some kind of serious medical event like a stroke last week but then after the White House spent all weekend trying to convince everyone he was A-OK he then croaks on Monday.
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Vance is probably in the files, too.
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Nice Bob's Burgers neck on that goober nearest to the camera.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should we have to change? He's the one who sucks!
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey so how'd things work out for all the characters in the movie they're referencing?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
"Accomplishments" like voting for the 2003 invasion of Iraq and providing weapons to help Saudi Arabia's barbaric siege of Yemen. And let's not forget how she lost the 2016 election to the dumbest Presidential candidate in history! INCREDIBLE, AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENTS!
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Toad is what Lando forbids.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Very unusual form of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
What procedures could we follow to actually make that happen?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, what person that refused to vote for Biden over genocide specifically voted for Trump instead? Can you name even one such person?
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I would prefer to call him "deceased."
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Shut up, nerd.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
Well like, how can he even afford any private security, at this point? Weren't all his assets supposed to have been turned over to those people he defamed?
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Some Puerto Rican Guy strikes again!
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So is this like that DOGE creep claiming he was trying to protect a woman from a roving gang of black men but it turned out what actually happened was he was either carjacked by two 15-year-olds or he may actually have been the one harassing the woman when the two 15-year-olds came to her aid?
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Justin Roiland disguise courtesy of The Great Balls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=haX0...
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I have said before that I'd like for Ronald Reagan to die a few more times.
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Donald Trump dead today, at the senseless age of 79.
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Shut the fuck up.
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"administration... some random Twitter chud"
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Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The eulogy: "The Romans said that of the dead, one should say nothing but good. "Donald Trump is dead. "Good."
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Okay but what year were these pictures actually taken?
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No skilled or talented person wants anything to do with that wretched pile of shit.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
He makes Sydney Sweeney look like Keira Knightley, in that regard.
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. (@deephurting.bsky.social) reply parent
He's needed someone to do that for at least 20 years already.
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So did she lose her sense of smell during the COVID pandemic, or what?
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If he sees his shadow, it means 6 more weeks of the Epstein Files.
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The pony tail implies Penn Jillette.
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You can tell it's a body double because nobody around him is retching from the smell.
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It's the guy from South Park.