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Concessions agent and popcorn supplier for the End Times. Ukraine stan. He/him/y'all. Skeets (or whatever they’re called) are casual on Fridays. Location: Bygawd, Texas. DM without permission = instant block. No bio = no follow. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 Call me Tony.
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
My doctor says that I should cut down on the steam.
I need to find this store.
I’ve admired him in a couple of movies, but am not a huge fan.
Watching Christian Bale gleefully kill people might be one reason.
9.3
And just think of the souvenir birth video you’d get out of the deal. It would be spectacularly good.
A Passel o’ Possums. Frame capture from a video I did a few years ago for a friend who’s a dog and possum rescuer and rehabber.
adorable
“Well, yes,” he replied. Me: “What do you when that happens?” Him: “We tell them to go into town to the hospital.” The hospital is about 6 road miles away on the other side of town. Apparently copperhead venom isn’t as potent as that of rattlesnake or other snakes. No copperheads seen that day.
May 4, 2019: Lake Mineral Wells State Park (TX) held a wildflower walk that day. Our park ranger tour guide is seen here leading our little group. Later that day I asked him about the copperhead snakes that I see every time I camp overnight in the park. “Don’t folks get bit here?" I asked. 1/2
I like how you think. Is a taco salad technically a salad?
Today I’m going to eat a salad. Cover for me.
I will relish the day.
How ironic! I refuse to do any meaningful labor today.
Ali and the stagehands and the camera operators. I think they'd make a great delivery team.
September 3rd 10:30 am Join with @rokhanna.bsky.social Congressman Ro Khanna and Congressman Massie Release the #EPSTEINFILES IT IS FOR THE VICTIMS !!
With Russia's air defenses now allocated to protecting Putin's palaces, Ukraine is just laying waste to any high value target they choose. youtu.be/F0q2KwBMjOs?...
Make no mistake: I like critters.
He’s NOT dead, he just smells that way.
You should leave the house more often! But not to worry, the raccoons got it.
I left a box with a cake in it on your doorstep ten days ago and it’s still there!
That station must have been selling that premium Russian 85-octane gas.
I’m going to pre-mope about the Cowboys and after Thursday I’ll start into post-moping.
You’re saying that telling your constituents they don’t need healthcare because they’re gonna die anyway isn’t winning politics?
They were killed by russia in Kyiv on a on Aug 28 😭 2-year-old Angelina with her mother Nadiia Halych, student Maryna Hryshko, Yana Shapoval, schoolboy Nazarii Koval, doctor Oksana Protsiuk, Olena Chala and Vira Tulupova of the “Hromytsia” ensemble. Condolences to their families 💔 #War #Ukraine
Two of our little companions are under the ground now on my property and I marked the spot with a white shell that I happened to find. I look at the spot from time to time and remember back to when they were both our happy little roomies. I let go of the sadness, mostly; funny happy memories now.
Thais are generally laid back, friendly, considerate people whose favorite phrase is “mai pen rai” (”no problem”), but on the other hand, don't f*ck with them. Seriously.
The chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections claimed that someone at Dairy Queen had put drugs in his granddaughters’ ice cream. A video from the investigation revealed that he was the one who put the narcotics in it. After his arrest, he resigned. www.wral.com/news/local/s...
Jessi the dog is looking for her owner, who was killed by the Russian attack on #Kyiv. Rescue workers continue to search for people who may be under the rubble. Russia killed 19 people in Kyiv today, including four children. 📹: slidstvo. info/TikTok
Call of Duty: Waiting Around Edition.
Sending thoughts of loving kindness
If I had a repeater I’d send it to you, but I gave away the only one I had.
I wonder if Satan needs something like a Ring security camera to protect his home.
Proudly charging into battle in a 1/8th-scale Camaro.
Lifelong Republican, and legislative staffer, Ryan Davenport, speaks out against Trump’s Texas redistricting scheme. ‘We can’t vote for Republicans anymore because you abuse every ounce of power you are given and the only option we have left is to join the Democrats….’ Boom 💥
I’m joining both! I wonder if the Shriners have to fight in foreign wars.
I want to join the French Foreign Legion just to get one of those fancy hats with the neck cover.
"I'll find myself a boyfriend who'll go to the SMO.He'll die, and I'll get the cash." Russia's Novosibirsk region.During a stream,a daughter shared her plans for the future with her mother. I don't know whether they're serious or ironic, but there are a lot of similar statements from Russian women
“Haboob” is now my new favorite word for the rest of the week.
Looks quite natural if you don’t look at it.
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
You keep making mating calls like that, and I’m liable to start building a nest high up in the juniper tree in my front yard.
I went to pick up my prescription and THEY GAVE ME MONEY.
IN HIS FINAL BOOK, MLK SAID WHITE AMERICA WOULD RATHER THROW AWAY DEMOCRACY ALTOGETHER, AND EMBRACE "A NATIVE FORM OF FASCISM," TO PRESERVE THEIR POWER. WE ARE LIVING IN THAT PROPHECY TODAY.
Rostov-on-Bomb
That’s incredibly hot.
They have more flavors of jerky than I realized even existed.
I used to be an Ascended Master, but I let my membership expire.
But they probably have dill pickle flavored jerky, so all is not lost.
Maybe the 15-year-old girls were trying to get our data back? Nineteen-year-old Edward Coristine, ‘Big Balls,’ provided services to a cybergang that bragged about trafficking stolen data, hijacking numbers, hacking law enforcement, stealing crypto, and stalking an FBI agent.
Cacti: the rude boyz of the plant world.
Five new fragrances that didn’t make it in the marketplace: 1. Refinery by the Sea 2. Eau! de Skunk! 3. Old Sweaty English Leather 4. Kelp de Amore 5. Elizabeth Arden’s Stock Pen
Sometimes I feel like a motherless child.
I set the alarm on my phone for exactly two more weeks.
Culinary Note: you should probably not put teriyaki sauce in tuna salad.
I have animal magnetism. When I go for a stroll down at the park, squirrels and rabbits stick to me.
I have animal magnetism. When I go for a stroll down at the park, squirrels and rabbits stick to me.
My fridge has three!
I wanted to try their Epsteinburger but they said I couldn’t have one because I was over the age of 15.
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
I didn’t much care for this movie, although the music was middling.
Epstein Epstein Epstein
The moral of the story: don’t drive Aston Martins, they’re dangerous.
My repo (RPMfusion) installs them (or updates them) and the drivers compile automatically on next boot.
I had an 8 hour gas shift last night, but I don’t think mine was the same thing.
Oh-The-Irony Department: a second Trump Burger owner has been detained by ICE. www.newsweek.com/trump-burger...
F*ck‼️ Fort Bliss Army base used for a WWII Japanese internment is now the nation's largest ICE detention center.
1/ The second anniversary of the death of Wagner Group head Yevgeny Prigozhin in a highly suspicious plane crash has been marked by retrospectives from many Russian warbloggers. Anastasia Kashevarova, who was close to the Wagnerites, explains what happened after the crash. ⬇️
"I never thought I had one day to cancel Sunday worship because it is not safe for our Latino siblings to come to church. But here we are … ," one pastor wrote on Facebook. religionnews.com/2025/08/19/a...
LOL. 🥴
Fortunately, the bridge was undamaged although it relocated 86 kilometers south.
Roses are red Violets are blue There’s a cat in a chair Who hates my poetry, too
I’m old enough to remember when MTV used to be just music.
🤬 Another horrific war crime against civilians was committed by the Russian occupiers. On the way to Kotlyarivka near Kupyansk, the Russians opened fire on a civilian woman with small arms and a mortar, and later finished her off with an FPV drone.
Here is how the media should be reporting this morning's news. As part of a growing pattern of political retribution, Donald Trump's FBI has raided the home of a prominent administration critic. In this instance it happens to be John Bolton. The pretense is largely irrelevant.
Russia lured young women from Africa with promises of jobs and education—only to force many into assembling Shahed drones later used to attack Ukraine.
I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡 #EpsteinFiles
Why is Hungary even allowed to stay in NATO?
They don’t have basements here, so where am I supposed to put my ping pong table?
BREAKING: Republicans aren’t releasing all of the Epstein Files. They’re trying to silence Epstein survivors and protect powerful people like Donald Trump. We can’t let them. Get the truth out! #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #USDemocracy #Pinks
BREAKING: Baked Alaska demo at Dagestan distillery goes horribly wrong. Film at 11.
If you’re primarily on Windows, you’ll probably want to address this serious issue ASAP. Microsoft has issued an out-of-band update to fix it. www.windowslatest.com/2025/08/19/m...
"Can you imagine how controversial I'd be?...You think about (Bill Clinton) with the women. How about me with the women? Can you imagine?" — Donald J. Trump during an interview with Chris Matthews in 1998.
The MoD contract for the drones bought several lovely dachas, however.
FSB agent to ballerina: “What are your views on ‘Swan Lake?'"
What will they do NEXT? Remove the “Cracker” and just leave “Barrel” as the name?
Satire is a powerful weapon, and Fox just gave Newsom a whole bunch of “free ink” (as they say in the newspaper biz).
[makes note in conspiracy log book]
LA high school student Benjamin Guerrero-Cruz—who was seized by ~15 “immigration agents” in 3 SUVS while walking his dog in his pajamas at ~8am—says they talked of $1500 payout (& freed his dog! Thankfully a neighbor found him!) www.latimes.com/california/s... $100 for each kidnapper!?
I’ve been on Fedora/KDE for over 15 years now, have never really been interested in other distros.
We can envision a future scenario where polls indicate that the Trump administration precipitated a much faster decline in the Christian percentage of the U.S. population, faster than the current trend, particularly among Catholics and evangelicals. www.usccb.org/news/2025/us...
Trump Economy update: America’s largest retailer Walmart announces it will have to raise prices because of *checks notes* tariffs. Weird.
The summit went so well Russia shelled a US factory in Ukraine. www.npr.org/2025/08/21/g...
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With the death of anti-LGBTQ Christian Nationalist, James Dobson, the VIP section of Hell is now full. Fellow bigots, please make other arrangements.
90 percent of anything Trump says about stuff outside his core obsessions is whatever the last person he spoke to told him about it.
