Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) / Redsky

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

and perfect timing

1/9/2025, 3:37:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this film

1/9/2025, 3:37:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:33:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Who wore it better? Someone meme it up

1/9/2025, 2:20:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted

Listen if Giuliani, Clinton, and Trump make the rule of three, I'm ok with it.

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Whilst cheating on his favorite hole

31/8/2025, 10:50:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, the staph infection from the hospital

31/8/2025, 10:07:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Bingo. When you cant throw a guy out of a window

31/8/2025, 10:05:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Cousin Eddie shoes!!!!

31/8/2025, 8:37:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Darn autocorrect. . Bigot

31/8/2025, 3:34:22 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

where’s a stroke when you need one, am I right?

31/8/2025, 3:33:44 PM | 57 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Fairways his fat ass. Unless his caddy’s are dropping ‘em there

31/8/2025, 3:31:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Endurance I caught it too a couple evenings ago

30/8/2025, 4:32:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Orange concentrate futures report comes out soon

30/8/2025, 2:44:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve done upper deckers before, but pouches is all I can get here, in General that is.

30/8/2025, 2:43:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s your flavor of choice, of those we can’t get in the States?

30/8/2025, 2:37:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

but how many tee times?

29/8/2025, 9:15:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe some VC technodork she didn’t grift from will step up.

29/8/2025, 2:20:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

She got the cash for a pardon?

29/8/2025, 2:15:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Me waiting. . .

29/8/2025, 1:43:17 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Taft, maybe bigger?

29/8/2025, 1:40:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted

JD Vance asks Kristi Noem how big the gravel pit needs to be.

29/8/2025, 1:01:44 AM | 58 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooph, I’ll Slide away after misspelling that . Dinner

29/8/2025, 12:55:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe a bite at Digsy’s Diner afterwards?

29/8/2025, 12:52:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Endurance . . CarShield How many other ways can you spell scam?

29/8/2025, 12:47:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Who? What? Yes!!!!!!!

29/8/2025, 12:45:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he seen tossing banana peels near the steps?

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Bravo.

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

That #Illinois300 lineup is a caution flag.

29/8/2025, 12:26:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that cos you can’t say Dipshit on tv?

29/8/2025, 12:22:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet they’re having Cigarettes & Alcohol

29/8/2025, 12:18:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

How about the Librarian, with Noah Wyle

28/8/2025, 11:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Cleaver Green is my hero. Thought I may have been the only one stateside who watched.

28/8/2025, 11:39:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking: President Trump orders National Guard in Washington DC to protect him from J.D. Vance.

28/8/2025, 11:37:23 PM | 48 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Well . . Life is just a ride

28/8/2025, 7:34:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Has horrible jeans

28/8/2025, 7:28:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell that to the garbage collectors in DC Lost their gig to the guard. Shame

28/8/2025, 7:09:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Quad over load

27/8/2025, 11:48:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

growing up, I knew the Barons of Cleveland as a Jr B team. Played in the same division as the Stl Jr Blues

27/8/2025, 11:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

And the 1st two don’t count.

27/8/2025, 11:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you just wish he’d make like JFK Jr and go fly a plane

27/8/2025, 11:33:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Some in denial. None in acceptance. Just a bunch of self loathing closeted folks.

27/8/2025, 11:29:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Grok, show me a European call girl

27/8/2025, 10:24:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

💉Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 (@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted

Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Yo @Marvel . . When do we get Omega Red in a film? What’s the holdup ?

27/8/2025, 10:03:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jimmy Pardo (@jimmypardo.com) reposted

My wonderfully talented wife, @daniellebkoenig.Bsky.social wrote this laugh out loud piece! www.chortle.blog/p/why-i-cant...

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Hanrahan

26/8/2025, 12:56:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

That firefighter said “L” On national television

25/8/2025, 11:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Never been that excited to meet my boss

16/8/2025, 3:07:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

thought it was the flyover

16/8/2025, 2:37:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww man. Boss man told me to write a letter of recommendation for a former employee I’ve never met. I ran it thru. I haven’t heard if it he sent it. That was my 1st and only attempt.

15/8/2025, 1:28:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Peyote buttons for all

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d buy this tshirt

14/8/2025, 2:01:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

hopefully while drinking and driving

14/8/2025, 1:56:23 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Never trust a man with two first names as his first name.

14/8/2025, 1:50:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

One day I hope to see the Amoco sign from Clayton & Skinker on BaT

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Defeated by stairs.

11/8/2025, 11:30:50 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of us can

10/8/2025, 1:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Fell asleep in Anvilania

9/8/2025, 4:06:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of growing up rich. Who the fuck is this assholes father? He stars in one my favorite Animaniacs skit

8/8/2025, 9:50:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Pardon?

6/8/2025, 1:39:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

New Tyler Childers fuckin kicks . . Get on it

6/8/2025, 1:36:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably stood in the corner trying to get anything but dust to come out

1/8/2025, 4:05:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

My buddy used to work for the gubmint in cyber security. He could close these down in a second. My how times have changed

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quite like their cult, but surrrrreeee

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

That grandpa probably went AWOL that time too

29/7/2025, 9:54:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Not even a Chicagoan, but this was a staple of my childhood.

29/7/2025, 1:57:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

John Cusack (@johncusack.bsky.social) reposted

RIP to a Chicago great .

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George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) reposted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

John Barron

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

You know Billy, I’m gonna save my dime & not text you.

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he having those George Jung hallucinations at the end of Blow?

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Simple. Yet effective.

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

If only . .

22/7/2025, 9:22:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris— Let’s BOLDLY GO 🏳️‍🌈 (@brutumfulmen.bsky.social) reposted

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Whaaaaaaa?

22/7/2025, 1:13:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Wonder if his offices in Nakatomi are gonna close too?

17/7/2025, 9:06:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

kinda feel like that when I drive past his Basketball building

16/7/2025, 6:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooph . . Agreed

10/7/2025, 9:34:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummmm divorce? Goes against their own ethos I love the smell of hypocrisy in the afternoon

10/7/2025, 7:33:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

I normally don’t do this type of shit, but it simply couldn’t resist. . It must be shown to the few #SuburBoat

9/7/2025, 10:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Got a friend, who has like 8 of the original vehicles in the OG boxes

1/7/2025, 2:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Piss

30/6/2025, 11:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Ouch. Scottie Scheffler and Scott Mcquery mixed up is horrible. For shame Ryan.

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Hawaiin Brothers . . Why can’t you be closer.

28/6/2025, 10:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr. SkySkull (@drskyskull.bsky.social) reposted

The guys who will wear this are the same guys who lament that no women will talk to them

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

His “interpretation” What a choad

26/6/2025, 12:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe we’ll explode

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Pre 4th fireworks . . Oh how I hate thee

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

You couldn’t protect a warm cup of piss

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

A nice slide tackle. Masked man eats curb. Laughter ensues.

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

I could be like Mike Lowery

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Has he ever been not?

19/6/2025, 9:54:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

“Staff” ?

19/6/2025, 6:16:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Thems some small gloves he’s got

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Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

Hey @stephenking.bsky.social kinda wild that we’re almost living out the scenario from the Black Ribbons album you did with Shooter Jennings

14/6/2025, 6:57:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social)

#NoKings

14/6/2025, 5:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

or Alien vs Predator was a documentary

14/6/2025, 3:45:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Denitio del Toro (@denitiodeltoro.bsky.social) reply parent

Pander Country

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Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz

12/6/2025, 7:44:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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