He had to make a sling out of an old T-shirt. Boy he really needed that signing bonus. Things aren't looking too good for old Dean.
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He had to make a sling out of an old T-shirt. Boy he really needed that signing bonus. Things aren't looking too good for old Dean.
I'm not sure whether to go with... 1. Magas already have guns so there not much different 2. More mass shootings is just another reason to declare martial law
Mimic...right...try MOCKING.
The Miasma over Texas has gone back to Mexico. All thanks to Thoughts and Prayers from Facebook!
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We always were, but that idiot is going to do everything he can to end it.
There were 5 Bernie Moreno ads for every 1 Sherrod Brown. It was ridiculous. Doods an absolute moron.
I thought later that you must have meant Twitter. Yup. Too many Nazi sites.
It's on Truth Social?
Isn't this the exact opposite of what Reagan did?
I love the quote, that the difference between him and Jim Jones is that he would have charged the followers for the Kool-Aid.
So... Are you worried that Elon threw you under the bus?
Senator Cornpone did a Mitch Glitch
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I'm ok with defenestration.
Well, he certainly is the Idiot-King.
Lying is easy.
That's just from too much yanking the limp Cheeto. Probably unable to get to the end.
The deep state has replaced Trump with a look-a-like...an imposter. You can tell by how dumb he is. Some God-Fearing Maga needs to do something about this!
She'll make a easy Half $M just being named on corporate boards of trustees.
Ok. Bye!
Baseball caps will be illegal with their advanced sun blocking technology.
Shhhh... What's he's too mentally ill to figure won't hurt us.
Look at you with your big boy pants on!
Yeast infection and urine.
Is that Erdogan next to him? He has this look 'does he ever shut up?' Whose on the right?
He can't shut up for just 5 freaking seconds.
The Taco Bell Piece Prize maybe.
I'm sure if there's a Trump draft, it will start with green card numbers, and not pasty little white boys.
Hope it's not the 'Razor Blade Throat' version. Good luck.
The sociopath was the Vice President.
It's just amazing how absolutely stupid he is.
it looks like something you'd find on the side of the freeway tossed by a driver that has hours still to drive and doesn't want to stop.
This is better than the AI garbage.
Quit with the garbage AI.
Let him fight his own war by himself.
It's not like they ever gave a fuck with their people think. They just do what they want.
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... we were we were talking about the Execs right?
Basically it covers any kind of politicking and campaign activities while on-duty in Government Office. If Kristi were to have said that out on the puppy shooting range it would not be a violation. (NOTE: This statement has not been approved by Dunning-Krueger.)
Even with all that pancake he can't even hide the liver spots. Oh, and what dainty little hands
He throws shit and yells.
I just couldn't resist.
I get that. I think is best option was to just let people keep thinking he was the genius and not do all of this crazy crap.
The Tony Stark every one thought Elon was is actually Franz von Holzhausen at Tesla or Tom Mueller at SpaceX. Elon just steals credit.
Looks like there's a new opening for first little buddy. Maybe Lindsay can get it back.
He's got a lot of assets that can be frozen as well.
If he doesn't have Trump's face tatted on his face, then he's just not dedicated to the cause.
Think of all the new job opportunities for good loyal MAGAs
I think there would have been more dead than if we had just done nothing at all.
He's going to have to drown them in sauce. ick.
Reinstate all the investigations and start all the necessary new ones.
Do we have video of Lil x wiping boogies on it?
Typically the imposters don't suffer from imposter syndrome.
I don't think that Gibson is talented enough to get the voice right.
@trexstasy.bsky.social we need this level of Elon on @bobcesca.bsky.social. LOL
This guy is not going to last long this way.
Junkie is as junkie does.
Oh wait, I'm just laying on the couch, not doing the couch. I feel better about that.
Oh shit. I spend half my time on couch... Now I'm freaked out.
More violence in the Middle East makes for good distractions.
Dan's not looking too good these days. Might be enjoying all those freebies from the Alcohol lobby a bit too much.
#Caturday No more work for you.
kinda feels more like Elysuim.
As long as he's personally leading the first colony, I'm all for it.
Maybe he just needs some big-boy pants.
Earn is the keyword there right? Steal... grift...
But they can still become president some day.
Sorry sir, ChapGPT says you're going to die. I just came in for a in-grown toenail!
Neal's drumkit would have filled the studio.
They're fleeing what as refugees anti-apartheid?
It just confirms who's in charge.
Right out of the Maga playbook.
He will have saved so many lives the dead will start to rise up.
Well at least they're not falling out of windows....yet.
Sometimes I even make it home without screaming at the windshield. Lots of times not though.
It's the sickly sweet condescending that really gets to you.
Don't worry, the Russians will get in there. I'm sure they have all the credentials now.
Do nepo babies count as DEI hires?
He didn't do crap. Everyone just moves to the Lowes across the street.
Will he be donating it to his campaign in his quest to become New York's next Mayor?
It's in California so even the conservatives are tad bit left-wing. Don't tell them that though.
The cross is just to keep Stephen Miller away from her.
Shut up Chuck.
Is the scary one the blue one or the orange one? Cuz the blue one's never been exactly scary. The orange one on the other hand....
It because they're all different 'colors'.
I didn't really that God was so easily bought off. It explains a lot about poor Job.
Cosplay Kristi at it again.
It's not like we ever had the expectation that they were serious about national security. I mean look at all the clowns they nominated. Probably hand picked by Putin.
I'll bring MAGA casserole. Spagettios with Franks mixed with WonderBread.
It so surprising that everything they want to do just works out better and better for Putin. 😮🤨
That would just be soooo appropriate for him.
I'd settle for the ground opening up and him being dragged into hell.
It's funny how the people you need to agree with you stop it are (for some strange reason) really well funded to not stop it. Let them eat cake?
Wait until those 12-year-olds are voting age and that Jackass thinks it'll be great for his brand to run for President. Deja-Vu all over again.
Feels like not going around trying to enforce your will on everyone keeps you from having to get in lots of fights. Also, saying sorry goes a long way. Just a thought.
Literally, if it's down more than 100%, that means people are escaping into Mexico. Which sounds about right at this point.
That rule only applies to Democrats. Republicans just lie and the media will repeat it.
